HI what's up i'm -pause-looks up at name

So here are some things about me(BOOO!-some person ._. Shut up~me)

anyway.Role the tape!

Name:look up dumbass

Deidara:i think they mean your real name.

Me: ._. Oh.

Real name: Athena

Me:There. they need to make it more to the point.

Deidara:face plam

Age: 14 and a half

Deidara:your 14 i thought you were

Me:cover's deidara's mouth ssshhhhh they don't know that swifty eyes

Where i live: Why do wanna know stalker

Deidara:wow

Me:what?!

What i look like: use your imagation

Sasuke:ok

Me:how'd you get out of the cage

Deidara:u lock'd him in a cage?

My hobbies:reading,writing,dancing,singing(Deidara:badly),watching naruto,ummmmmm oh useing my bad sense of humor.and cooking.

Sasuke:back in cage crying

Me:What do you mean i sing badly

Deidara:i ment what i said

Sasuke:i thought you sing good

Me:SHUT UP SLAVE!! (DARK AND Scary)

Deidara:O.O

Sasuke:O.O

Me:What?:3

Sasori:i thought u were good.

Me:thanks sasori.

and that's it.CUT THE TAPE!!

THing that people say.

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.When we fall asleep. we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Soooo let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" -Bruce Aidells(Kisame:i like this guy)

Other stuff.

.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sasori
2. Deidara
3. Pein
4. Sakura
5. Temari
6. Ino
7. Itachi
8. Hidan
9. Tenten
10. Neji
11. Gaara
12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a (Ino/Gaara) Six/Eleven fanfic before?

I read a gaaraxino fanfic.(it was ...ummmmm different)

2) Do you think (Sakura) Four is hot? How hot?

Yup. so hot that the sun burns out...no not really.

3) What would happen if (Shikamaru) Twelve got (Hidan) Eight pregnant?

I would laugh really hard...so hard that I would hurt myself and anyone around me. Shikamaru getting Hidan pregnant? THEY'RE BOTH GUYS!

4) Do you recall any fics about (Tenten) Nine?

Yeah. i think team guy's is funny. and i love tentenxneji

5) Would (Deidara) Two and (Ino) Six make a good couple?

Yeah, I think they're cute together. but come on they're like twins.

6) Five/Nine (Temari/Tenten) or (Temari/Neji) Five/Ten?

Temarixtenten or Temarixneji. TemarixTenten because i think they look cute together.

7) What would happen if (Itachi) Seven walked in on (Deidara) Two and (Shikamaru) Twelve having sex?

Um... Itachi walking in on Deidara and Shikamaru having sex? If he wasn't already blind, he'd wish he was or he might even actually go blind.O.O

8) Make up a summary of a (Pein/Neji) Three/Ten Fanfic.

I'll give it my best shot...Pein X Neji. Neji life has been going down words.Tenten dumped him,his not the air to the thrown and he just found out his gay.Can a certain Akatsuki leader help him in life.Or will he neji fall.and what's this pein's GAY!!(haha had to add that)

9) Is there any such thing as a (Sasori/Hidan) One/Eight fluff?

Oh God. Hopefully, no. if so, shoot meh.

10) Suggest a title for a (Itachi/Neji) Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Bleeding love...I stole that form that song._. moving on!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted (Sakura) Four to de-flower (Sasori) One?

Sakura...deflower Sasori? its the other way around like. but...Sakura has a weird fetish and Sasori hasn't had sex, since he turned himself into a puppet when he was a child. When Sakura finds away to turn him back into a human she shows him what she's really made of. (I might write a story on that one sometime...)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read (Pein) Three het?

Yeah...enough said.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw (Gaara) Eleven?

yep.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write (Deidara/Sakura/Temari) Two/Four/Five ?

Deidara/Sakura/Temari? Um...no. does that exses. (YES IT DOED O.O)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Neji.ummmmmmmmmmm "GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN STARING AT YOU WITH MY byakugan ON!!" XD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hidan? Simple. Pain by three days grace.

17) If you wrote a (Sasori/Ino/Shikamaru) One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sasori/Ino/Shikamaru? Violence and profane language...and extreme laziness.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for (Neji) Ten to use on (Deidara) Two?

Neji on Deidara? I have to think... "I was lookng at you with my byakugan..want to show me that with out it"(ya that sucked)

19) How might (Gaara) Eleven describe a relationship between (Deidara) Two and (Hidan) Eight?

Gaara...on Deidara and Hidan? Easy. "Sand coffin."

20) How emo is (Itachi) Seven?

NOT EMO AT ALL. Unlike his brother who's so emo the devil looks at him and says "DANMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM".(Sasuke:Still in cage crying ur so mean.ME:SHUT Up.)