![]() -Looks over his shoulder nervously, fidgeting a bit before starting in a quavering voice- -Loud growl- I-It's just something I came up with, nothing that big really. I just liked the characters in this one story network and- And you just thought "I'll just throw this out to the pathetic weaklings that infest the place, and then, amazingly, someone would actually care?" Bah, you sicken me. Need I remind you who is in charge here? Y-you are...right? -Deep growl- You're my master, only you! Please...I'll remember, just don't hurt me again... You better... Unless, you want me to show you the true meaning of terror. Yes master. Silence! Now... humans, my name is so complex that it is undecipherable by you pathetic excuses for brains, but you can call me "Lord Shadow". -Hides in his masters shadow- You have something to say... slave? No master... -Snort- Yes master. Shadow is not one to cross, but he's not really as bad as he tries to act; I suspect it comes from being 250th in a family of 300. If you can get on his less bad side he can be nice...ish, in his own way. And, please do direct all comments toward him, as I'm just his current slave... |