Well... I'm not so special. So... nothing really here to talk about... but I will tell you all my name! It is Nova.

I'm a horrible writer. I suck. Haha... but I try. My first story was kinda... suckish... but still... I'm trying my hardest here!

Well... I also love anime. My favorite anime show has to be... Naruto. All the ninja-y stuff. So awesome! I love Itachi! And Sasuke. They are both hot. So is... GAARA! -screams- Sorry... I wish he was real. He's the bestest! I also like other anime shows. Hmmm... I'll list a few: Naruto, Bleach, Code Geass, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Inu Yasha, Death Note!, Fruits Basket... and uh... Chibi Vampire is adorable... but I can't think of any others right now.

Let's see... is there anything else? Dunno. Maybe... Well... guess that's it. I guess I'll be leaving now. Ta-ta!

So, for those of you who request on "Short Little Stories", sorry for the delay. It's been so stressful this past couple of months. Unemployed and all. So I shall try my best!

If you're wondering where I got my profile picture, I got it from www.deviantart.com . It's called Hinata by Lokklyn!

Narutard Survey. (Naruto Retard)

1.Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Gaara! Because he is cute and I love him!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NarutoxHinata! THEY WILL BE TOGETHER. I know it.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

I'm definately a Naruto yaoi fan... -drool-

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Nope, but if I were ever to, I'd dress as Hinata since I resemble her most.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Manga and Naruto shippuden box sets.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Gaara for sure. He's like, the boy version of me.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku. Even though Sasuke is a douche but one day, he will not be a douche and finally go out with Sakura.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team Guy! I love how Tenten and Neji are so different from Lee and Guy. Neji, I'll miss you T.T

10. Do you support the Obito theory?

Psh, I always knew it was Obito. So obvious.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Duh! It was so obvious from the beginning.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori! I litterally cried when he died. He was such a crazy ass.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Eh... Neutral. He can be okay at times, but sometimes he pisses me off. Like when he tries to kill Sakura... Even though she is a crybaby sometimes.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)?

Nope. Currently watching them.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

YES. Soooo amazing.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes. Yes he does.

18. Sub or dub?

Oooh... tough. I like most of the voices in Japanese rather than English. But I L-O-V-E Sasori's voice in the English version! That actor's voice is to DIE for. Also, it's easier to pay attention with dub since you don't have to read all the darn subtitles.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anit-Sakura in Naruto, Pro-Sakura in Shippuden.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

LOVE. So funny :) Until he turns all evil, then annoying.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Of course. He is Obito! At first I was like naaaaah. But I knew it couldn't be Madara.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Er... I'll skip that question.

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Damn... Either Haku or Deidara.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome!

24. Which character would be best OOC?

Oh man... Gaara or Sasuke.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

LOVE them, especially NaruHina fanfics.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yup! I enjoy them.

27. Do you like lemons?

... Yes ///

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

HA. My dad calls it Ratuno... So no.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Lol no, but I have been told I should.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Oooh, nope, sounds interesting though.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Haha no, someone got ME hooked on Naruto.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Hehe. I did one year in 7th grade, this girl recognized a drawing of Temari and went bonkers. We became good friends.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?’

Lol, I draw all over my homework assignments, and they like to comment on them.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Not really, no.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Yes. Box sets are expensive. :(

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

YES! But idk where to find it :( I've heard you can get it somewhere. Maybe?

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Never heard that theory, but NO.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

Naaah. I just like drawing my own characters (I have like a thousand).

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

:/ No way.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Der da der. Yes.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Eh... Yes.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (I'm a ditz without being a blonde. XD)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have been too stupid or crazy to get into a regular school.