Until Recently my Pen Name has been Pacis, Sorry for any inconvenience caused by the change, Sampson suits me better.

Hi! I'm (more) active again! Please feel to message me to ask for new chapters (people waiting will encourage me to write!) I'm getting better with my chapter lengths! though they are still very very short...

My Age:If you really need to know ask, but does it matter?

My Gender: Male

I love books, Terry Pratchet has to be one of, if not my favourite author as well as so many others including The Belgariad, The Mallorean, The Young Samurai Series, the Po5 Series and the Alex Rider Series.

I like films (except when they absoloutly slay a good book) but you can't beat a good book

I'll read just about anything, and will usually read a book most of the way through before deciding whether I like it. Unless of course I'm in a bookshop, and the clerk looks at me in that way they do if you look at a book for too long... In those situations I usually read around page 42, and the Blurb (Is that spelt right? I like the word Blurb by the way, it feels nice when you say it, sort of organic.)

I've reposted this from Black Lighted Clouds, who reposted from someone else. I think it's just plain awesome. :D

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house. BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down. BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better. BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem. BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you singing the jail bird song.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. BEST FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing biography of your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies). BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!