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 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Well, my name is Savannah, but you all know me as bite-me62. There isn't much to tell about me, so if you want to know anything, jusy message me. My favorite books are Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, Love&Skate, Glass House, The Dead Girl's Dance, Midnight Alley, Vampire Diaries, The Other Woman, Babyville, Mr.Maybe, Guitar Girl, Pretty Things, How Do I Love Thee, Killing Britney, and Angels in Pink. Like I said before, just message me if you need to know anything else! |
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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Living With Vampires by Red Pandas Dnt Eat Cheezits reviews
Starts right after Eclipse. Some one will shop. Some one won't like McDonald's. Someone will drink a V8. Someone will see long lost relatives. Someone will get married. Someone will get pregnant. And everyone's in for a big surprise. Rewrite in progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 122,585 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Overcast by Jingly Bells reviews
When Bella Swan made up her mind on marrying her vampire sweetheart, Edward Cullen, and determinedly accepted the consequences of being turned into a vampire afterwards, she had no idea of the dangers waiting ahead for both her and her future family ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
I Would Do Anything For You by Une Reine Guadeloupeenne reviews
Everything is going good in the life of Edward Cullen and his life Bella until she passes out unexpectedly. What is wrong with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style! by xedwardxloverx reviews
What happens when Alice gets the whole gang involved in a game of Truth or Dare? You'll be surprised where it ends up...Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Jasper and Bella's sleepover! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Emmett and Edward leave for a hunting trip, Alice and Carlisle are in Chicago for the weekend and Esme is Busy with her new job. But charlie is in Pheniox on a buisness trip so Bella has to stay with Jasper for the weekend. Funny and full of Randomness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Emmett Lets His Guard Down by UrDadSaidICouldntUseTheDoor reviews
what does Emmett really think about when he thinks Edward isn't listening? Do cats think like humans? What is mike too sexy for?Why is Edward running out of the clasroom? What does Jasper really think. Does rosalie really wanna kill bella? read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007
The Freedom and Absurdities of Becoming a Vampire! by Moonchild101713 reviews
Edward has to face the truth, by changing Bella, but what does she find once she searches the internet? Are there secrets between her and Edward? Rated T just for case. sequel to Concussion!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,694 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
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It Couldn't Stop at Truth or Dare reviews
This is the sequel to Truth or Dare on a Lazy Day. Bella gets changed into a vampire, but is that really what she wanted? How does Edward react to the new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Truth or Dare on a Lazy Day reviews
What exactly will the Cullen's do on a lazy day? How does Bella get involved with a fight for her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete