WE ALL KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. YOU HORNY BASTARDS.

lolol, just kidding... Well, not really.

Name: Arousal. Because I hope I get you aroused ;D Haaaaaaaaay

Reviews: I would love for you to review mah smut, baby. ;D I try to review all of that smuttiness of the other smutters if I can. Quack.

FictionPress Account I have some yummeh angsty, slightly BICURIOUS INTENTIONS (It'll get there, trust me), and some wonderfully written dissociative disorder. Ha, no, that's pretty narcissistic. My friends say it's good SO IT MUST DEFINITELY BE GOOD. Yes. Sarcasm. A thing.

For really, though. It would be really, really awesome if you could look at my FP stuff. Us FP folk don't get that much love. :c

YouTube Account I would adore if y'all looked at my videos. I plan to use one of my lulz fanfiction in a video and it'd be great if anyone watched c:

Even though I do have one Bleach story, I will mostly just be an exclusive Naruto fandom writer. And I probably won't write anything that isn't SasuNaru.

Annnd, a little piece of advice: My older stuff isn't good. In fact, it's shit. I wrote it with a friend (account formerly known as AnnandRachie) but we have gone our separate ways and we have realized switching off on writing the sentences was a really bad idea. And, there's the thing where she likes NaruSasu and I like SasuNaru. Like, Sasuke is just the more controlling one and Naruto is easily manipulated. I mean, exhibit A: Episode one with Mizuki. :stops herself from talking forever about Naruto:

The end.