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Excerpts From Fanfictions

"You were all like, 'hi-yah' and he was all like 'Woah' and you were all like bendy everywhere and 'can't touch this' and he was all like 'swing and miss'," -Orange Colored Clffs by Kryalla Orchid

"I know," said Toni, agreeing with her friend. "I felt like a pretzel but now I feel like a bread stick."

Jade rose a brow. "Does that even make sense?"

Toni shrugged. - Sick Cycle Carousel by cartoonstar

"I think we can sneak out. We can go under cover."

Kori nodded and slipped on her sunglasses and put on a sunhat. Dick messed up his hair and put on his sunglasses as well. Vic put on his sunglasses and fake mustache. Kori and Dick rose a brow at their friend.

"What?"

Dick made a mental note to tease Vic about this later on. - Sick Cycle Carousel by cartoonstar

Vic pressed his lips together, unable to respond. He simply nodded his head and left the classroom. When he walked outside, his friends all but tackled him.

"What was that about?"

"What did Mr. Mod say to you?"

"Did you get in trouble or something?"

"Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Vic looked at Wally with a baffled expression on his face. "Excuse me?"

"Sorry dude," Wally shrugged. "I wanted to ask a question too." - Hanging By A Moment by cartoonstar

While the girls conversed with each other, the boys stood on line, drowning in an awkward silence. They stood side by side, looking in opposite directions.

Alain cleared his throat and attempted to make conversation. "So... why do you think they call it hamburger? I mean, it's not made out of ham, so..."

"Totally," Mal and Alain turned to look at each other. "It's beef, not ham. It's like with French fries. They don't come from France so why call it that?"

"I know! The whole thing is crazy."

Things were no longer awkward between Alain and Mal, and they began to converse in a friendly manner. - Hanging By A Moment by cartoonstar

High School Worst Metaphor Contest

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another
city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.