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![]() Hi! My name is Desire. I'm 16 years old and I'm Spanish...OLÉEE!! lol I've been composing music, poems and little stories (and I've been drawing like...since ALWAYS) since I was about...5...7...I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WAS VERY YOUNG!! LOL I'm sweet (i think =-P), creative, veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery day-dreaming (I day-dream 24/7), quite emotional, shy (but gimme some time, and I will be as open as a book ;-D), not very sporty (I'd rather die of overweight than die while climbing the Everest...I have a heavy ass), immature (to be honest, I frequently behave like a freaky/crazy 13 or 14 year old), random (I don't know why, but I suddenly start to laugh, jump around or just behave randomly...and NO, I don't drink 7 mugs of coffee every morning!), too optimistic (I hardly take stuff seriously), crazy (I'm usually a very positive kind of person, but when it comes to "evil side" and been aggressive...you just need to take a space ship up to Pluto), people say I'm unique, TOO perfectionist, and LOOOOOOOOOOOADS more!! Favourite colours(YAY time!!): blue, red & black! WOOOHOO!! =D Favourite animals(from the most favourite to the least...more YAY time!!): wolf (OMG, JACOB BLACKK!! AUUU!! lol), lion & dolphin (under the sea...under the sea...!!) =P Favourite books(this is the most YAY thing you're gonna read in this profile, dude!): TWILIGHT SERIES (NEW MOON IS MY FAV!! JACOBBBB ...drooling...) & scary books (especially HELL HOUSE by Richard Matheson...THAT BOOK IS THE BEST HORROR BOOK I'VE EVER READ IN MY WHOOLE LIFE!!) =DD Favourite music(muuuuusic...YEAH!): house music, alternative rock, R & B, Japanese rock and pop... ;D Favourite flowers(flowers, flowers stink like...shi...FLOWERS!): roses (red or white), orchids & hawaiian-kinda-thing flowers (you know what I mean) Favourite ice creams(Yummmy...): vanilla, cream with caramel and cookies (OMG...SO FREAKIN' YUMMY!) ;P Favourite movie genres(...JAWS theme...): horror movies (if they're about "the girl of the exorcist" thingy, don't you dare take me to the cinema) and films with shirtless hot guys WOOHOO!! Celebrity crush(pump, pump, pump my heart, blood through my veins...merely, merely,merely,merely guys musn't turn into gays!): Taylor Lautner = WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! HE'S SO EFFING HAAAWT!! MY EYEBALLS JUST SWEAT WHEN I LOOK AT A POSTER OF HIM!! What I totally L.O.V.E.(if I say L.O.V.E., it means I reaaaally love it): RAAAAAAIN!! that's why my friend Marshmallow-girl and I dream with living in Forks, observe the pure and relaxing rain pour from the sky and flirt with yummy Quileutes (although my friend wouldn't have a lot of success 'cause she's so effing pale that she would of been seen as a vampire and the Quileutes would of stabbed her ass out of the reservation...THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!! LOL) XD AAAAANNDD... JACOB BLACK!! AAAAUUU! Favourite quote(I just start to dream and drool when I read or hear this quote): "The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse" Jacob Black, Eclipse. Chapter 26, Pg.600 AWWWWWW!! SO CUTE!! I REALLY SUFFERED WHEN JACOB GOT REJECTED BY BELLA IN SUCH WAY!! i wished through the WHOLE series, that Bella died, but she didn't...WHY T_T ?? SHE WAS A PIECE OF USELESS CRAP STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD OF LITERATURE!! And Reneesme... YES, THAT DISGUSTING PIECE OF STINKIN' SH...!! I HATE HER 'CAUSE SHE TOOK MY JACOB AWAY WITH HER "YOUNG BEAUTY", CUTE, SICKLY SWEET FACE AND WOW! POWERS OF COMMUNICATING MENTALLY WITH SOMEONE BY TOUCHING ITS FACE AND SENDING IMAGES AND USELESS CRAP...YEAH RIGHT, AND MY ASS IS THE TWEEN OF MARILYN MONROE! Marshmallow-girl + crazy munchkin = TEAM JACOB 4eva!! Marshmallow-girl: a.k.a retarded cat-poo(remember, closs? LOL) What do you mean by ninja desgusing herself as a vegetable...WTF?! I don't have any issues. Maybe you think I have issues 'cause you're boring and I'm WOOHOO! You're pale, you even said it in some past days and you put tonnes of make-up on, which makes your face kinda orange (carrot face, muahahaha!!) Plus, if I compare you with a vampire, it doesn't mean you're gorgeous, 'cause the GORGEOUS vamps are in the Stephenie Meyer version, but the vampires that have existed yeeeeeears ago, weren't described as GORGEOUUUUS. Also, I compared you with a vampire 'cause you're very pale, not because you're gorgeous (if I said you were gorgeous: 1. I'd be lying. 2. I'd be stupid. 3. I'd be drunk or drugged. 4. The craziest thing anyone can do is say you're gorgeous. Saying you're gorgeous would be a sin that would take you to hell, without even been dead). As you said, you let your imagination run wild = fantasizing!That word may sound to you perverted, but did you know...FANTASIZE HAS A LOT OF OTHER MEANINGS THAN WHAT YOU THOUGHT!! OMG... I can't believe you have such a dirty mind, marshmallow-girl...Thanks for the this girl is a beautiful, amazing... but I'm gonna warn you...if you don't stop calling me midget (in Internet, at school...) I'm gonna pull your hair like 20 Myung-ins together...GETTIT!! (and you know I will do that...you know I'm capable...and you know I can do worse) and I don't let you meet THOSE friends of mine 'cause I know something awful is gonna happen (a fight...), and I rather protect everyone from being hurt than letting someone being harmed, so don't go after and say: "YOU'RE EVIL! YOU DIDN'T LET ME SEE YOUR FRIENDS! BOO HOO!" NO! I won't let you see my friends because I know very well the personality of both of you, and I KNOW you're gonna end up arguing or just telling me: "she's a bitch, you know! I don't like her, you shouldn't of presented her to me..." GREAT! ALL THE FAULT IS MINE, WOOHOO!! LET'S CELEBRATE THE PARTY OF GUILT!! not. It's good that you love me although I insult your ...choke... "guy"... but, dude, you must learn to respect others opinions. Just because I think that the JBs suck at music and looks, it doesn't mean you have to turn into an effing monster: "RAAAA!! I'M GONNA STICK A SPEAR UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU'VE SAID!!" No...just ignore what I've said or just say: "Ok, that's your opinion. I respect it" People have different ways of thinking, and people should respect each others thoughts. When you say: "OMJ! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SO AWESOME AND NICK JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWT!!" I don't take a sword out of my back and cut your head off while screaming: "MUAHAHHAA, ONE LESS JONAS FAAAAN!!" Do I? No...I just say: "Well, I think they suck!" (Plus some insults. But I only insult 'cause the Jonas fans drive me crazy with their predictable comments e.g. NICK JONAS IS SO HOOT!). Sorry 'bout that long paragraph, I just felt inspired (and yeah, I'm gonna beat you up after saying that I have issues and far more comments...I've already planned your demise...) |
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