Yo! My name is Patrimochan :D since it's too long just call me patty-chan XD

I like reading fanfics, watching anime, sleeping and eating.

My favorite animes are Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Weiss Kreuz, D.N Angel, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Gi Oh!, Prince of Tennis, D.Grayman, Code Geass and etc.

My favorite pairings are: (please note that I'm a Yaoi fangirl!)

1827

R27

G27

6927

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Blindshipping

Mobiumshipping

Pillar Pair

Kaoru X Battousai (my only hetero OTP)

Yullen

MOMMY, JOHNNY BROUGHT A GUN TO SCHOOL

Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's,

I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,

But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,

He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny,

Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy:

That I love him very much,

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend:

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister:

That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother:

I'll by waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends:

That they always were the best.

Mommy, I'm not the first,

I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers:

I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this,

And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?

No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others,

Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors:

I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor,

Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,

With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy, please remember,

I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack,

Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,

I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy,

On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,

I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress,

Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now,

The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my boyfriend:

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,

I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, I LOVE YOU

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil."

"Yes, sir," the student replied.

A student bravely replied yes, he did!"

The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?" "Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked,"Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Everybody and every object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (- 460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have too little heat.

The student continued. "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does".

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor. "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. "These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love, that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

The young mans name -- Albert Einstein

You think about it 24/7 (Every second, every minute etc.)

. It's ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT anymore. (Seriously people, 24/7!)

. The first thing that you think about when you wake up is your fave anime show/character.

. You have dreams about your favoutrie anime show/characters.

. You pray that anime was real so that you could somehow (hopefully) meet up with your favourite character(s) and become their friend/bf/gf.

. You sing along to anime OPs/EDs/ theme songs.

. You download japanese songs to your iPod/MP3/Phone.

. You have more than 20 japanses songs on your iPod/MP3/ Phone/

. You use japanese language in your sentences, CONSTANTLY!

. You sometimes act like an anime character during your daily life.

. You Cosplay.

. You copy their lifestyle. (Eat ramen, use chopsticks to eat, sit on the floor)

. When you wish that your favourite anime was real and that you and your life were involved in it, BIG TIME!! Actually, you would be the protagonist!

. You write fanfiction about your favourite anime/ anime couples.

. You are MADLY IN LOVE with one of the anime guys/girls.

. You begin to want a bf/gf that look similar to an anime character. (Silver hair, odd eyes, etc...)

. You dream about your anime love/crush 24/7.

. You include yourself in your fanfics., starring your favourite anime characters.

. You know you can't go 5 minutes without thinking about anime or doing something anime realted. Hell, you can't even go 5 seconds!

. You devote most of your time/life to anything anime related.

. You're bedroom is covered in anime related things. (Posters, bed covers, plushies etc...)

. You create a fanclub full of people (including youself) that love a specific anime or anime character.

. You are the president of 'said' fanclub.

. You imagine your favourite anime character(s) at your school, in your classes, and basically in your life!

. You day dream in class about hot anime guys/girls.

. You get distracted in class by an anime related dream.

. You create movies about your favourite anime show/character(s).

. During class, whenever your teacher's talking, all you hear is blah, blah, blah because you're so busy daydreaming about anime. When you wake up from said dream because the teacher wants you to answer a question, you're stuck because you weren't paying attention.

. Whenever you greet people, you say 'konnichiwa!' or 'Ohayo!'

. You learn the dance of famous dances and perfrom them. e.g 'Hare Hare Yukai' 'Lucky Star dance'

You seem to want to try japanese food. e.g. noodles (Ramen), rice.

If you're a KHR fan, please answer this honestly:

1. Who are your favorite characters in KHR?

A: Tsuna, Hibari, Mukuro, Primo , Reborn, Xanxus (?), Dino and Nana

2. If you can have a Vongola Ring, what would it be?

A: The SKY RING... OF COURSE IT"S MY DREAM TO HAVE ONE.

3. Who is the best for Tsuna? Kyoko or Haru?

A: ME!

4. If you're to marry a character, who would it be?

A: Primo ( Giotto )

5. How would you describe Ryohei?:

A: EXTREMEEEEEEE

6: Favorite Arc?

A: Future Arc

7. When's your favorite characters' birthday?

A: 14th of October

8. If you're gonna take a guy character with you to go to Italy, who would it be?

A: TSUNA OF COURSE!!! AND PRIMO!!!!

9. If you're gonna choose a tutor, who would it be?

A: I'll choose Verde... Dunno why I want him??????

10. Excited about the next season coming on 2011?

A: Of Course! I'll give up my life just for the upcoming season of KHR!!!