hello there...

How you managed to find my page is stunning to say the least...

Well uh...Thanks for stopping by...I guess...

But seriously, thanks for stopping by.

ASK ME RANDOM SHIT AND I SHALL ANSWER...K?...K...

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

How old are you? I'm 18 years old and although I haven't written much stories yet, I would like to assure people that I'm not close-minded. And if youre not careful, you just might learn something about me!

Whats your Name? Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon

Where do you live? Hawaii (We all live in grass huts, smoke weed everyday, and surf as a our native rituals)

Whats your Likes? PC (I built my own from scratch), Monster energy (Happy Juice), exercising, and cruising (basically hanging out if you're from Hawaii like me), AVGN, Egoraptor, Jontron, Oney, Stamper, PsychicPebbles, Movies, Music, Who's line is it anyway (YES), Comedy Central, Key and Peele, Monty Python, and the list goes on and on...

What do you hate?: Kendama's, One direction (Not that I don't hate them...Theyre just...whatever), Justin Beiber, Idiots, Bill O'Reily, Mitt Romney, RayWilliamJohnson, WhatTheBuck, Fred, Shane Dawson, and it just keeps rolling...

What games do you like?: Elder Scrolls (Morrowind is my favorite), Borderlands (1 and 2), Resident Evil (not 5 or 6), Counter Strike, Team Fortress, Half-Life (Best game ever), Fallout, Legend of Zelda (except for the Cd-I games *Shiver*), Portal, Super Mario Bros (1-3 for NES), God of War, Uncharted, LA Noire, Sonic the Hedgehog (The Genesis games, not the shit they have today), Halo, Banjo-Kazooie (not Nuts and Bolts), Pokemans, Grand Theft Auto (For the story -_-), Red Dead Redemption, The Witcher, Amnesia, Penumbra, Slender, SCP Containment Breach, Soul Blade, Donkey Kong Country, TMNT 4 Turtles in Time, Unreal Tournament, DOOM, Wolfenstein, Call of Duty 4 (JUST 4, and ONLY 4, VERY pissed about CoD's direction its taken) Left 4 Dead, Gears of War, Super Smash Bros (Melee) and many more that I can't name off the top of my head.

What music do you like? If I put what kind of music I like, it would be a very very very very very (very) long list, I might have to time to write up something in the future.

What films (and TV Shows) do you like?: Nosferatu, Dracula (Bela Lugosi), Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, The Nolanverse Batman Trilogy, Das Boot (Best movie Ever), Full metal Jacket, The hurt locker, The Green Mile, Saturday Night Live, Waynes World, Airplane, Top secret, The naked Gun, Toy Story, Wreck-It Ralph (Could name every VG character), Warrior, Lord of The Rings (Watched every night with my Bro (High as the sky)), 300, Schindler's List , The Shawshank Redemption, The godfather, Apocalypse Now, Rocky, Rambo, Dirty Harry, God Bless America, Trailer Park Boys, Louie, Archer, 007 franchise, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist (As well as Brotherhood), The good the bad and the ugly, Breaking Bad, Titanic, Monty Python (I love those British folk) Gran Torino, Anchorman, Friday (And you know thissss, MAN!!), Black Dynamite (The show too!), Tallageda nights, The walking dead, and many more.

Will You Marry Me? Probably

And for winning the "Name the Song" contest: PurpleNinjaCat278 gets a shoutout on my page! Be sure to check out her fanfics, and while your at it, check out mine too (*Whispers* But they're not as good as hers...)!