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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (never call me a prude, ever, seriously just ... don't).
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I SPACE OUT so I MUST not be paying attention I'm COVERED IN SCARS so I MUST cut myself I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST say "EH?" a lot

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

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Ink by niceoneBlondie reviews
AU. Naomi had a throbbing headache and no recollection of the night before. She quickly realized that not only was her head hurting, so was her wrist. As she stared down at it in disbelief, she tried to remember how the letter E got tattooed on her skin.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 151,082 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
With Scars Upon Her Wrists by Shylar reviews
Emily is a cutter. JJ finds out. This is a one-shot that I couldn't get out of my head. Depending on responses, it MAY become a story, but for now is just a one off. Please don't read if you're easily triggered, or homophobic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Consequences & Choices by DTA2013 reviews
Joining the BAU was her dream job. JJ had made her feel welcome so had Garcia. But her private life had become something she feared...Please R&R, Domestic Violence & Femslash warning
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Okay by MJ Duncan reviews
Set post ep. 1x08 and could be roughly read to follow my fic Ready. This is, once again, written in the 2nd person POV.
Chicago Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [L. Shay, G. Dawson] - Complete
Wounds to Bind by ZivaDavid-LesNinja-FemmeLove reviews
Never in a million years did Ziva David think she would meet someone so troubled as her, someone who understood more intimately than anyone else on the planet; until that day, the day she met Penelope Garcia. Crossover Shipping! WARNING: This story contains sex, violence, language, self harm and eating disorders. Don't like, don't read. Reviews are much loved!
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Ziva D., P. Garcia
And This I Promise by kaytea 23 reviews
AU. When Shannon and Kelly are killed, Gibbs is left as a single father to Alexis Noelle. Then when Jenny comes back into Gibbs' life things get really shaken up for Lexi. Follow their funny, strange and sometimes annoying adventures as father and daughter. JIBBS, TIVA, and maybe TATE. Rated T for caution.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Evidence by Pie56 reviews
Olivia has an epiphany and decides to present the evidence of her new discover to her favorite ADA.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2012 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
keeping secrets by naschelle reviews
JJ and Emily are both hiding very big secrets. what happens when it comes out? am not good at summaries. please read and review. my first story!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The Bet by EvilGrounderfaberry reviews
During an after night binge with Derek and Reid, Emily lets out a secret that could change her and JJ's life forever. Meanwhile, she learns a secret about her friends, too. Beta'd and reposted. Emily/JJ Morgan/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Fall For You by KatelynRoxUrSox reviews
JJ had told Emily she loved her many times before, but when JJ says yes to Will's marriage proposal, how will Emily react? Feelings will get hurt and hearts will be broken and how will the team's new case affect this? *THREE SHOT*. JJ/ Emily
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Beauty by BeautiflySinful reviews
JJ is getting married how will Emily deal... Can't say too much more
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2012 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Miami Heat by Frapa4 reviews
How JJ and Emily could end up together...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Another year by I'm.a.bounty.hunter reviews
Emily transfers to a new school for her senior year, she meets a lot of new people. But the one she person that really intrigues her keeps disappearing. This is my first story. I do not own Criminal Minds i'm just borrowing their characters
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Finally Together by tazlvr2001 reviews
JJ finds herself in the hospital after she admits her feelings for Emily. This is the story of the events that occur when the truth finally comes out. Will they have a happily ever after? CHAPTERS 28, 37 and 60 ARE RATED M!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 152,987 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Knight in Shining TShirt by Luxor Nautalis reviews
Ever wonder why Kathy stopped worrying about Elliot and Olivia having an affair? Short, sweet little one-shot. Alex/Olivia
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2011 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Five Days by MJ Duncan reviews
The five worst days of Emily's life ... and the one night that was perfect. JJ/Emily Femslash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
Bad Day by alltimelow777 reviews
Okay, this is the REAL Bad Day story. Rated M for Rape, Self-Harm, and Abuse.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Cat V., Jade W.
Similarities and Family by sleepingdreams reviews
After a case hits close to home, Ziva goes into a downward spiral. Who will save her from herself? Will it be in time? Rated M for self harm
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Long Night by egoofy34 reviews
JJ/Emily femslash .... What happens when two agents can't keep their feelings a secret anymore? Sorry crappy summary.... PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.... oneshot....
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete