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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,803 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 6,893 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
A Matter of Technique by B.C Daily reviews
Caught in the act of trying to learn how to waltz, James's dancing troubles result in some interesting consequences. LJ.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hisss by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
Somehow, when talking about Slytherin, no one remembers to be fair. Sometimes, when the other students pass you in the hall, they hiss. But part of being a Slytherin is not caring about any of that. oneshot, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Lick It by Moon Ecstasy reviews
So Draco is pissed and turns his wand on Harry! But Harry will have the last laugh... or at least the last smug look.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He Wasn't All Bad by Amelia Bedelia reviews
When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Secret Santa by Amelia Bedelia reviews
COMPLETE. After Lily's roommate convinces their Charms class to participate in a friendly Secret Santa gift exchange, Lily starts to receive surprising presents from an anonymous source. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Four Across and Seven Down by Matelia-legwll reviews
"You'd have thought he was merely bored—asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword." Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
The Refusals by APRoberts reviews
How many different ways can one girl say no? A record of some of Lily's finest refusals. 28 and counting. Rated for one small little swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Six Degrees of Drunkenness by B.C Daily reviews
A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,704 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sort Of The Art Of Seduction by oh em geexx reviews
Lily wants the treacle tart. Lily will get the treacle tart. One shot. LilyxJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 538 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fancy by lairy fights reviews
[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vanilla Lip Balm by The Big Dance reviews
Lily has something that James really wants to have. So she hides it in the Hogwarts Castle and asks James to find it. However, the reward turns out to be much better than she expected. LJ 7th Year ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Maeniel reviews
Sanosuke goes to Kenshin for a little advice.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2002
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Legacy reviews
It's 19 years after the battle of Hogwarts, and all is right with the wizarding world. Or is it? Scorpius Malfoy is the first child of a known Death Eater to attend Hogwarts, but he is determined to get out from under his fathers shadow and make his own name. But how can he do that with all the strange and nefarious goings-ons at Hogwarts being constantly pinned on him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Harry Potter and the Hero Complex reviews
A very confused Harry finds himself inside of a childhood memory. Only he isn't just watching it, he's living it! Will Harry try to change the past, despite all the warnings he's gotten about time travel? Can he do it without messing every thing up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,320 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.