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Hmm. I suppose I'll put something here, ehh? Well, first things first, my name is Linz. :D You could say I’m a nerd, or a Nerdette, really. ;D But I think I'm a pretty swell gal, myself. I love my life and I love my friends (if you hurt them, I will hunt you down with an exacto knife. :D). I have a cat that I love more than anything (Bazil), and a giant stuffed bear that I lovingly call Checkers (don't ask). I love cars more than the average girl, and I’m fully capable of driving them at ridiculous speeds. :D I’m positively a nutter for reading and writing, and fanfiction is one of the geekiest things I do. S’pose that’s why I’m here, ehh? :D

If you want to know more about me, just message me. I promise I won't bite!

Hard. ;D

loveteahats,
linzxhatter

I have a DevientART! (nothing's on there at the moment, but I will be putting original works on there eventually. :3)

Check out my youtube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/linzhatterxx?feature=mhee (again, nothing on there YET; as soon as I actually have time to myself, I'll be doing (hopefully) at least one video every two weeks or so)

I also have a fictionpress! http://www.fictionpress.com/~lindzypops

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfiction stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Lucy sucks, DON'T FORGET IT!!

If You Have You Own Little Theme Song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ways to know you are obsessed with Sweeney Todd:

1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?'

2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you.

3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look.

4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion.

5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't.

6. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism.

7. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp.

8. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles.

9. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there

10. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm'

11. When you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit...

You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When:

Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol.

You've written your own Sweeney fic.

Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think!

You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,

red and white by the sea bustle dress...

Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

"~Things I have learned from sweenett fan fiction~

Deep down, (really deep), Sweeney means it when he calls Mrs. Lovett 'pet', 'love', etc.

Albert was mean to Nellie and bossed her around.

Mrs. Lovett's first name is either Nellie or Eleanor.

Sweeney gets mad and explodes if you call him Benjamin.

Sweeney is Nellie's protector.

When on a scary rollercoaster, Sweeney can hold on to Mrs. Lovett without caring if anyone cared.

Sweeney is able to forgive.

"Life is for the alive, my dear, so lets keep living it, just keep living it, really living it!" -Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and paste this into your profile

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "You will die in seven days..."

A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez!

Everything in this room is eat-able, even I’m eat-able. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??"

Come join the dark side, we have cookies!! mu hu hu ha ha ha!!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

i've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), xxlindzzz (Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Marty McFly, Mr Darcy, Danny Phantom, Tobias Ragg, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, basically any Johnny Depp character (this includes the Mad Hatter – only Johnny Depp could make him look hot), Hatter, probably a million others that I’m forgetting. Ha.)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

If you believe that Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett found eachother and lived happily ever after after they died because it’s the only way you can accept the ending of the movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the ending of Sweeney Todd despite the fact that Mr. T and Mrs Lovett both bit it because if how twisted and beautiful it was, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sweenett is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its ahell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, THeThroppSistersandCompany (Elphaba)-Gryffindor, ByTheBeautifulSea- Slytherin-Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Hufflepuff forever!), xxlindzzz (Ravenclaw)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you think the second best line is one of the longest (“Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two; there’s the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one’s face; look at me, Mrs. Lovett, look at you!”), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have watched Sweeney Todd so much that the DVD skips...

If you hate awesome musicals with sadistic barbers and ladies who bake people into pies, There is something seriously wrong with you. Kay?

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and then writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work.

Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."

Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".

Crazy is when you do your hair like Mrs. Lovett almost everyday and people look at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you sing "Worst Pies in London" and dance around the kitchen of your place of employment whenever a customer walks in. And that place of employment is a pizza place. Needless to say, you were taken off morning shift very quickly.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you got and laughed at the line, "The trouble with Poet is how do you know its deceased?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you want to move to England just because they have the best vocabulary you've ever heard in your life!

Crazy is when you write down the lyrics to your favorite musical songs during class, along with your own added commentary.

If you think that stupid Sonny should go to therapy to fix his 'coocoo for cocoa puffs' issue, copy and paste this to your profile

if you hate Lucy Barker, and think Sweeney should just marry Mrs.Lovett already, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

Crazy is when you burst into song at a completely random moment. Give yourself bonus points if its an original spur of the moment song.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have had mean teachers who you think act like idiots sometimes and
make stupid jokes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You
will have your heart broken probably more than once and
it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so
remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight
with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things
an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast,
and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too
many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset
is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be
afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never
begin.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...randomly cackle, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, IxShallxCryxToxicxTears,XxXbAbYbXxX,ZacEfronandJohnCenaluvr, laughter.is.the.best.medicine, Dana Flame Princess, Nellie-flipping-Lovett, lindzxhatter

If you think that Writer's Block blows copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about something you've never seen, seen it the very next day, and thought you were going crazy, copy this into your profile

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If you get really pissed off when someone says homosexuality is gross/unnatural/a sin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever refered to a razor as your friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms, Dana Flame Princess, -Nellie-flipping-Lovett, lindzxhatter

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms, Dana Flame Princess, -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Sweenett!!), lindzxhatter

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I thought nothing was gonna harm you, not while I was around.
I thought nothing was gonna harm you, no sir, not while I was around.
Demons are prowling everwhere, nowadays.
I wish I could of sent them howling,
I didn't have a care. I wish I had ways.
I thought nothing was gonna hurt you,
Nothing was gonna dare.
Others can desert you, you told me not to worry, you whistled but I just couldn't be there.
Demons'll charm you with a smile, for a while, but in time,
Somthing harmed you while I was around.
-If you've lost someone you love very much, and you wish you could turn back time, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile

If you love Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak

10 WAYS YO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SECRET WINDOW

1. You get scared when you see a shovel or a screwdriver.

2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically but then bite into it, careful to make a loud sound!

3. When you see corn you yell, "TED AND AMY!!"

4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie. In all honesty, I loved them before, but it got worse afterward haha

5. You have a fan-girl freak out when you see Morton Salt.

6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but made it apply to another person you know.

7. You noticed that I forgot the "oh" in the line above. It's "Oh, I'm just peachy..."

8. You get sad if someone buys you a BOTTLE of mountain dew instead of a can.

9. Even though it's a fictional story it changed your opinion on cabins by lakes.

10. You're planning on copying this and pasting it on your profile, the adding a BUNCH of other stuff to the list!

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile. Death to the stupid, shiney sensitive vampire!

If you think that vampires should be blood thirsty, bodice ripping monsters, and not sensitive sparkly poofs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Jack Heart is an arrogant SOB, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel for Hatter the moment he turned around in his chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you were mildly-extremely depressed/annoyed at the lack of a Cheshire Cat in Syfy’s Alice

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m a WOMAN WHO SWEARS, so I MUST be trash.
I’m a GIRL WHO LIKES CARS, so I MUST be a redneck.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish (on a fairly regular basis; some people think I’m actually from Ireland x), Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Princess Bride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.I am the girl who wouldn’t stand for a friend being hurt and would never backstab someone else. I am the girl who you might look past at first, but when you get to know me, I pretty much rock your world. I am the girl who doesn’t care about what others think of her, and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Northern Grunge, lindzxhatter

If you squeal like a little fangirl everytime Hatter messes with his hat in some amazing way/shape/form, copy and paste!

If you think Hatter looked most dashing when he was bruised and beaten, and hate how he cleans up at the end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve sat and wondered why the eff Jack’s hair changes color AND style after he’s back in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you caught all the references to the book while watching Syfy’s Alice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would drop dead in the off chance that Hatter fixed that cocky, smoldering gaze on you and said something (it honestly could be anything, the friggen time of day), copy and paste this into your profile.

Jack Heart is a douche, and don't forget it!

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If you're addicted to the knife, copy and paste this into your profile!

Some visuals for my story, One Slip!

Karma:

Sterling Gilmore/Cheshire:

Anderson White/White Rabbit:

Serendipity Heart/Lady Gaga:

Love, tea and hats to all.