Hey wassup! my name's Alex and I'm from Australia. My other account is TwilightLover10109. I have that condition where I fall in love with something, become completely obsessed with it for a month or so, and then move on to the next thing.

OK, for some reason I gonna list some of my favourite stories!! First, if your want stories that are absoloutly HILARIOUS you should read stories by JasperSAYSrelax128. My fav's are Oops, he did it again!, the sequel It All Started With a Comment, and ACTION!, and Things a Vampire Can't Do. And other stories that are AU where everyone is human in Twilight, Player Haters and the sequel, The Good Left Undone. They do have swearing! And if you like Alec/Renesmee you will find a lot of them in my favourites...Ecspecially Dusk by Seph Meadowes, and Imprisoned Love by .silverdove0. They are the best Alec/Renesmee stories. About my other account TwilightLover10109 I used to have that before I got into Renesmee/Alec but then I forgot the password, and I didn't start liking Renesmee/Alec until i got this account, so all my favourite Renesmee/Jacob stories are on there. I am now completely in love with Scorpius/Lily in Harry Potter and about a hour ago I started to like Hermione/Harry, so yeah...Ok, I'm going to stop rambling now, if your reading this, thanks for taking the time to listen to me going on and on. PLUS A BUNCH OF OTHERS!

Before I continue, I just want to say one thing. For Alex, AKA Visions of A Scarlet Night.
I never knew you, the
only contact I ever had with you was reading
your posts on the Hogwarts Online forum.
But I knew that so many other people cared
about you and that you made them happy with
your kind nature and words. And as I read the
beautiful things people have said, I cry because
I know that a person like you didn't deserve to have
depression. You should have had a happy long life. But
now it's too late. I'm sorry I can't write more about
you. But no matter what, myself and everyone else that talked
to you just want one thing.

Rest In Peace Alex.

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME =D YAY!

-I'm utterly hyper and random around my fwends :)

-My group of besties and me are weirdos. They include Braydon, Ashleigh, Gwen and Bryse. Other friends: Dakota, Mackenna, Laura, Demii and Elise, who moved :(((

-I have nicknames such as Alexandra, Al, Allie, Alsie, Missie, gromit, smart-a*

-My boyfriend Codey is best friends with Max, who's dating Dakota.

-My favourite colour is blue, has been since i was born.

-I am slightly addicted to Facebook. Okay, cross that, HUGELY addicted to Facebook.

-My bestie that knows me the best is Ashy, and although ive known Bray since I was born and he'll always be my BFF, ash is the one i always have fun with and can tell anything to.

-My role model is Selena Gomez. I am obsessed with Disney, the Disney stars, and Nelena. Seriously. Obsessed.

-I might not even care about what is on my profile that i used to me obsessed with (I use that word alot). See fourth/third sentence.

-At age 10 i had the reading level of a thirteen or fourteen yr old. Probably not anymore, i dont read books as much as i did then.

-Captain Jack Sparrow is COOL!

-Me and Ash love to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and WWE together. We thinks WWE is hilarious how they try to make it so dramatic, but we love the actual wrestling too. GO JOHN CENA!!!!

We are the students of Hogwarts. The ones who haven't received their letters in the mail, but still are supporting our favorite houses. The next best thing to Hogwarts is the internet one. We are loyal, brave, cunning, hardworking, smart, artistic, sneaky, and devious. We are all PROUD of the house the Sorting Hat sorts us in. We strive to beat others in house points through a friendly competition. I am a PROUD member of Hogwarts_Online, come and be sorted with the rest of us!

My favourite pairings are:

Twilight:

Renesmee/Alec

Renesmee/Jacob

Bella/Edward

Alice/Jasper

Rosalie/Emmett

Carlisle/Esme

So most of them are normal except for Alec and Ness, but I love them!

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Hermione/Cedric

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Luna

Harry/Tonks

James/Lily

Ron/Hermione

Lily Luna Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Remus/Tonks

Teddy/Dominique

Parvati Patil/Blaise Zabini

Andromeda/Ted

Hannah/Neville

Tonks/Charlie.W

Katie.B/Oliver.W

Wizards of Waverly Place:

Mason/Alex

Justin/Juliet

The Suite Life On Deck:

Zack/Bailey

Marcus/London

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:

Zack/Maddie

Zack/Gwen

Days of Our Lives:

Melanie/Nathan

Stephenie/Max

Chelsea/Max

Good Luck Charlie:

Jo/Gabe

Sonny With a Chance:

Zora/Max(from Wizards)

Chad/Sonny

Nico/Sonny

iCarly:

Carly/Freddie(Creddie 4ever!)

My Favourite Wizards characters--

Mason

Alex

Max

Juliet

Justin

Alucard and Cindy Van Huesen (Jeez they're hilarious!)

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Now some either: things my friends say; quotes; icons I found off the net. BTW, my friends are Braydon, Ashleigh, Gwen(A BOY), and Bryse.

--
*My friends and I are sitting in Library drawing*

Gwen: Where's Bryse?

Me: He's gone to Never-Never Land.

Gwen: And you have gone with him.

I throw a rubber at Gwen*

Gwen: Ok, ok, I'm sorry!

Two months later*

We're sitting in Library*

Me: Hey Gwen, remember this?!

I throw a rubber at him*

Gwen: Oh, God.

We're sitting down at recess and I ask Gwen something*

Ashleigh: THAT'S not the real Gwen. That's Imaginary Gwen. THAT*She points at a huge tree on the other side of the oval* is Real Gwen.

Bryse: Wow, Gwen, your hair is

green.

Two months later(Not kidding!)*

Bryse says something to Gwen*

Gwen: Why are you talking to me?! That tree over there's supposed to be the real Gwen!

Bryse: No, you're sitting here, you idiot! (HE WASN'T BEING MEAN, THAT JUST HOW WE ACT WITH EACHOTHER)

Gwen: WHAT?! I was supposed to be that tree! Bloody hell!

--
Ash-Arrggh, it is so hot!! I really don't like God right now for making it so hot!

Gwen-Ashleigh, don't say that! You'll go to Hell!

Ash-At least hell is warm.

--
*We're in the middle of a softball game between mine, Ashleigh's, and Bray's team, and Bryse's team. I hit the ball while Bryse is on first base, and he doesn't get me out.*

Me-Ha ha haha ha.

Ashleigh: Truth or dare?

Me:...

Ash: ALEX!

Me: What?!

Ash: Truth or dare?

Me: Hi

We both start laughing*

*Dumbledore spreads his arms wide*

Dumbledore: Remember students! All Voldemort really needs is a nice, big HUG!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1. No matter how good Australian accent I can do, I will not imatate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
3. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore."
4. I will stop reffering to having a shower of "Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful."
5. If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
6. House Elves are not an acceptable replacement for Bludgers.
7. Starting a Betting Pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
8. Seamus Finnigan is not "after me Lucky Charms."
9. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends"
10. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
11. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian Devil, or Pirahna.
12. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
13. Asking "How can you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
14. Bringing a Fortune Cookie to Divination class does not count as extra credit.
15. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
16. I am not allowed to declare an Official Hug A Slytherin Day.
17. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colours indicate that they are "covered in bees."
18. I am not allowed to make Lightsaber sounds with my wand.
19. I will not sing "We're Off To See The Wizard!" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
20. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years for Christmas decorations.
21. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
22. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!"

There is like WAY more but I can't be bothered to write them. :D

Shouting Lumos at the light switch never helps.

How To Deal With Harry Potter Deaths: Come up with logical ways for them to come back.

Dumbledore dies on page 596. I just saved you four hours and $30. At least I didn't tell you Snape killed him.

Your mum looks like Voldemort(oh, burn).

I make random Harry Potter references to see if anyone gets them(they don't).

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. If you agree, put this on your profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle Cullen. get those apples the hell away from me!!

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

--
The Sorting Hat says I'm a Hufflepuff!

Hufflepuff values hard-work, friendship, patience and fair play. Their house colours are yellow and black.

You might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil.

Some well known Hufflepuffs' are Hannah Abbot, Susan Bones, Cedric Diggory, Nymphadora Tonks, Pomona Sprout and Justin Finch-Fletchey.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile

If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.

Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay!

My future is so bright, I need shades!

If it drives you crazy when people have fifty of the same copy and pastes it on their profile, but you have more than one of the same copy and paste it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If it drives you crazy when people have fifty of the same copy and pastes it on their profile, but you have more than one of the same copy and paste it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you got the above joke, copy and paste this onto your profile. :D

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Do this one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, yellow and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday.

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO READS THIS PARCHMENT: YOUR DOG WILL GET EATEN BY A CLOWN AS YOU SLEEP IF YOU DON’T PASS THIS ON IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

This is one of the saddest things ever! If you care, put this in your profile.

this poem is sad it is about child abuse is a bad this that alot of children in the world have to deal with put this on your profile help make a differnts to help the children that have to deal with being abuse.

~0~

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose; me or your life
Boy: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and he runs after her and says...
You never cross my mind because you're always on my mind.
I don't like you because I love you.
I don't want you because I need you.
I wouldn't cry if you left because I would die if you left.
I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you.
I'm not willing to do you anything for you because I would do everything for you.
I chose my life because you are my life.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman:Really? I'd put f and u together.

44 things a girl would die for

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly and touch her face.

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19- NEVER ignore her.
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-Tell her she means everything to you
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-instant message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. (if you mean it)
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.)
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love

repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
Girls Repost: 44 things a girl would die for

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies!

Welcome to the dak side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

I ran with scissors and lived!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.

Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey nice carpet!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it's becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alex

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME(THE FIRST THREE LETTERS OF YOUR REAL NAME PLUS IZZLE): Aleizzle

3.YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog

4.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Belle Bangalla (Lol!)

5.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lanalunt

6.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water

7.YOUR ARAB NAME(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mom's first name): Lnbutbn (Holy crap you can't even pronounce that!)

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parents' middle names): Elizabeth Anthony.

9.YOUR GOTH NAME(black, and the name of your first pet): Black Febe (???)

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.

Twilight:

1.Seth Clearwater

2.Alice Cullen

3.Renesmee Cullen

4.Alec

5.Edward Cullen

6.Bella Swan

7. Victoria

8.Jacob Black

9.Leah Clearwater

10. Esme Cullen

11.Carlisle Cullen

12.Emmett Cullen

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
No! Bella and Carlisle? Yuck.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Alec? Yep!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ewwwww!!! Emmett got JACOB pregnant??!! WHAT THE HELL?!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Leah? Yes I've read some.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No! Alice and Bella?! They're practically sisters!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Either way it's disgusting! Edward and Esme or Leah and Esme? Nuh-uh.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Victoria walked in on Emmett and Alice????!! Oh...My...God.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Renesmee&Esme? Uhh...Renesmee gets upset and gets some comfort in her grandmother?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Uhh, becoming really good friends for Seth and Jacob?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Victoria comforts Emmett?! No way in hell dude.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Jacob? Uhh, Who let The Dogs Out? (Hehe)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Seth/Bella/Emmett? I've got no idea.

50 THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR:

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Censored by your son.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!

Give religious tracts to each passenger.

Meow occassionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons.

Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?

Play the harmonica.

Shadow box.

Say Ding! at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler

Bad touch!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But Mommy, it;s not fair, I left without good-bye.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Mommy, please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

a) go and copy and paste this is you're profile and show that you care. Or

b) Ignore it and prove that you are heartless

What's your name? Alex

Gender? female

Age? Not telling...

Height? Got no idea

Weight? I don't know.

Hair Colour? Brown

Eye Colour? Blue

What are you doing right now? I'm so not answering that.

Who's next to you right now? No one

Do you have an imaginary friend? Nope.

Do you want an imaginary friend? Maybe..

Are you lying to me? Why the hell would I be lying to a computer, may I ask?

Turn on your TV. What's on? There isn't a TV in here. Well, there is, but it doesn't work.

Who's your crush? My boyfriend pretty much.

What was the last thing you ate? Mash potatoes.

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? Sleeping.

What was the last thing you yelled? "I'll hit you with my cup!" Yeah, my dad was tickling me.

Do you have a job? Nope.

Do you have a car? Noo.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Australia(where I am now) or America. Or ENGLAND!

Do you believe in magic? Not really, but I wish it was real. That would be SO coool!

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Nope

More than once? I said no...

What did you do when you got to the bottom? I SAID I HAVEN'T!!!

Zodiac? Come again???

Astrological sign? Pisces

Type your name with your feet. alex WHOO I DID IT!!

Was that fun? Not really.

Run around the house. How do you feel? I don't

wanna run around the house.

Do you own a credit card? No

Do you like to shop? Umm..not really.

What's the last thing you bought? Can't remember...

Who's your crush? Deja Vu...Codey.

Favorite animal? Dog.

Favorite fruit? Apple!

Quick! You have to save the world! As Gwen (or pretty much any of my friends) what the freaking hell?!

Someone has a knife to your back. ...Shit.

Do you swear? Yep.

What is open on your computer? Whadaya you think genius?

Do you sleep talk? Nooo

What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Like before, not telling...

What are your favorite books? The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride.

One more question...who's your crush? Really, are you freaking SERIOUS?

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2.The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets. You'll learn to live with it.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8.Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Lambs and Lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo and Juliet doesn't have to end in death
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27.Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

(No offense to ANYONE who does these, I do them too!)
Opening Credits: Mean- Taylor Swift

Birth: Breakaway-Kelly Clarkson

First Day at School: Oops, I did it Again!-Britney Spears

Falling in Love: Better Than Revenge-Taylor Swift (???)

Fight Song: Womanizer-Britney Spears

Breaking Up: Because of You-Kelly Clarkson

Prom: Burnin' Up- Jonas Brothers

Life: Planets-Shortstack

Mental Breakdown: Your Love Is My Drug-Ke$ha

Driving: I Don't Have To Try- Avril Lavigne

Flashback: A Year Without Rain-Selena Gomez & The Scene

Wedding: I Can Do Better-Avril Lavigne (Lol! Strange...)

Birth Of Child: If We Ever Meet Again-Timbaland

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Tell Me Why-Taylor Swift

Death Scene: Dear John-Taylor Swift

Funeral: Paranoid-Jonas Brothers

End Credits: 3-Britney Spears

If you are reading this, congrats, you've gotten through my profile! You get a gold star!

Oh, and BTW, cause I always forget these, I do not own anything of any fandom I write about in the stories below, except for the plots I made up and my OC's.

Alixx.

Luke- Don't swear Dakota!

Dakota- Sorry you said it first!

Ashleigh- Yeah, don't swear bitches.