Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.

There is a magical Vegas, and it's pretty damn awesome. Hermione goes partying for Ginny's hennight, gets drunk and wakes up married to someone unexpected. Unfortunately, Magical divorce isn't as easy as the Muggle version, and when the papers get wind of what happened... Well, let's just say that Hermione's eighth year is not going to be what she expected it to be.

11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter

Harry Potter becomes an Animagus. But things never go the way he hopes... Warnings: Snarry, slash future sex scenes, probably some course language, OOCness and AU. M for future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.

Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue

For sixteen years I had grown up without a doubt in my mind of who I was. Hermione Granger, Muggleborn extraordinaire. So it was hardly expected, waking up surrounded by faces that I identified as my enemies, only to be told that I was someone else.

I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

After an accident in potions, Hermione and Draco wake up married with children. Is this the future, a parallel universe, or is it all a dream? Will Hermione and Draco's mutual loathing stop them from setting things right? Dramione, AU, Set during 5th yr.

Sequel to The Tale of a Twisted Love!

Hermione has a list of 20 things to do & only 6 months to do them. She asks a group of former Slytherins, called 'The Vipers' to help her with her tasks, but she should know that with a den of snakes, nothing is free, for one always has to pay the piper.

During training his fifth year, Harry is horrified to learn that he is not only gay, but strongly attracted to his most hated professor. The development of a very unlikely relationship in the middle of a war. Takes place books 5-7

The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge

The International Confederation of Wizards has ruled that all persons under the age of 17 shall marry into a pureblood family if they desire to remain in the wizarding world. It's just Harry's luck that he is partnered with Lucius Malfoy.

Hermione wakes the morning after a party, to find a suprise or two in the bed. FW/HG/GW Ignore some of book six, and all of book seven.

Handsome Blaise Zabini captures Harry's attention, spiraling change into Harry's life post-Hogwarts, post-Ginny. He's hot, honest, and Harry wants more than a one-night-stand loss of bi virginity. But can Blaise commit? And was he a Death Eater? COMPLETE.

A series of one-shot chapters combined to form a story that uses every character in Harry Potter in unique pairings based on different outcomes of the war. Will be over 128 chapters upon completion. Drama/angst/romance/sex/horror/adventure/mystery. AU.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

Scarecrow and Jack West Jr are thrown together in a last ditched attempt to once again save the world with the help of some old friends, as well as some new ones, and healing some old wounds along the way. ***Spoiler Warning for FGW *** Hope you enjoy it.

His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.

Penny, dealing with residual feelings for Leonard, gets jealous when she sees him with a new girl, and decides to do something drastic.

AU! It's February 1943. Great Britain has fallen to Germany due to treachery. All homosexuals live in a ghetto based in London. Conquered countries and German allies all toss their homosexuals there. This is the Pink Ghetto. Slash/homosexuality

Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Penny and Sheldon find themselves catapulted into the future. The far future. Will a certain crew manage to get them home?

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

TR/HP. Dark Harry. Alternate Dimension. When you have to sacrifice everything you have to save your soul mate, only to enter a new world where the both of you are supposedly the Prophesized enemies, what are you to do?

/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /

They were paying too much for a simple transport job. Mal should have known they’d be trouble.

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A little HGSS PWP for the Christmas season. AUAR, Dom, HC, Language, MF, Oral, PWP, Spank, WIP Warning: Explicit Content.

/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?

Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!

At the beginning of her 7th year, Hermione has an accident with her Time-Turner. Without intending to, she affects the future in several ways...

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.

A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.