Not really sure what I could put here that would be of interest to people, sans revealing credit card information or the like. I'm an academic, using this to procrastinate writing my dissertation. I've only recently entered the fanfic world, so I appreciate any and all commentary or criticism. Like it or hate it, I'd still rather hear your opinion than not.

How about a song? That seems like a popular option. :-)

The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
and instructions for dancing

But I, I love it when you read to me
And you, you can read me anything

The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it's just transcendental
Some of it's just really dumb

But I, I love it when you sing to me
And you, you can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know

But I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you ought to give me wedding rings
And I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you ought to give me wedding rings

And I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you ought to give me wedding rings
You ought to give me wedding rings