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 Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I've been gone for a long time and I can't guarantee I'm actually coming back. Below are a few stories that will probably stick around if I actually bother to clean things out. A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions - Maximum Ride - A collaboration with Ninja C and Akira43. It's under Ninja C's name and can be found here. -- Leftover Alphabet Soup - Maximum Ride - The sequel to A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions! It's under Akira43's name and can be found here. -- One Letter Stand - Maximum Ride - The final member of the trilogy. No, we haven't forgotten it exists. The last three chapters will go up... eventually. Concerning Grey Hair and Magical Campfires - Percy Jackson and the Olympians - A Percy/Annabeth fluff oneshot. Ninja C acted as beta. Euphoria - Harry Potter - A random oneshot written for Ninja C's Finish This Joke Challenge. If you dare to read something else you find on my profile... well, you're made of stronger stuff than I. |
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Touch by Ninja C reviews
Tris is from Abnegation. Her touch is not bestowed frivolously.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
After Quidditch, or, Resolving Things Left Unsaid by PorcelainNinja reviews
Two Seekers walking and talking after a spring Quidditch match, and the things they've left unsaid since Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
In His Arms by Talvana reviews
Taking place after the end of Mockingjay but before the epilogue, Peeta still fights through what remains of his hijacked brain. When nightmares plague him, only Katniss can reach him.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
When Things Go Slightly Wrong by Ninja C reviews
A series of short stories about when things go slightly awry in the Harry Potter world. No particular era, plot, characters, or pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007
Wizarding Royalty by Ninja C reviews
If Weasley is Our King, what does that make the rest of his family? Ron/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine's Day by Ninja C reviews
The sweetest people Lily will ever spend time with. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wish I Could Blast Off by PorcelainNinja reviews
With Fang gone, Max isn't pining. Nope, not a bit. Just counting down...she may not be an astronaut, but she can still count down, remembering funny moments in the life of the flock. And maybe, when she reaches zero...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Max - Complete
Settling Dust by Abject Tears reviews
Ten years is a long time. Dustfinger and Resa.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Dustfinger, Resa - Complete
Harry Potter Drabbles by PorcelainNinja reviews
What-if scenarios, POVs that nobody really considers much, etc. An astonishing amount end in death. Mainly just me fiddling around with a pen and paper, and for some reason typing up to post. I do hope you enjoy. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Natural Highs by Ninja C reviews
Yes, this is stolen from the ever-popular list found on many profiles here. Basically, small things that still manage to brighten the flock's days. Canon pairings, no particular subject. Completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 115 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Something Borrowed by Ninja C reviews
In which a person is the thing borrowed, cakes come with all kinds of surprises, and Petunia acts like a human being. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Men and Directions by Ninja C reviews
If they would only listen to the rational female GPS on the dashboard... Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Rachel D., Percy J. - Complete
They Seem To Be Infectious by Ninja C reviews
Lily's falling, as well as tucking and rolling. Sequel to Scars Are A Family Trait. For Love among the Ruins. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scars Are A Family Trait by Ninja C reviews
Involving Apparition, scars, and showers. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
so the landscape before you by Snacky8 reviews
...looks just like the edge of the world. Lucy on the Dawn Treader, character study.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Streets of Gold by koalakoala reviews
He hates her and loves her at the same time. He hates that she's so oblivious, and yet he loves that she doesn't know, that when she looks at him there will be no disgust in her eyes that match his. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Forever Cursed by Sun Daughter reviews
When a boy leaves Calypso behind, she has to go through heartbreaking, painful experiences, only to have it happen for the rest of her life. Calypso never forgets each hero, for it is memories that tie her to life. It is her burden, and it is her curse. *Veritas Award Winner*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Calypso - Complete
Death, Be Not Proud by Ninja C reviews
Rose cares about those left behind, once their loved ones are gone. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Never by Ninja C reviews
Zach's great at keeping secrets. After all, he's a spy. Zammie. Oneshot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Girl Can Dream by Ninja C reviews
Rose and Scorpius were meant to be. You'll see. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Way it was Meant to Be by fawfulfan reviews
What happens to the seven worlds of Halla after the defeat of Saint Dane? This story provides the answers! Contains major spoilers for The Soldiers of Halla.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Epic Snit by Ninja C reviews
Kat doesn't like it when the world doesn't see eye-to-eye with her. Katrick. Oneshot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
Ignorance Smells Nice by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
In which Percy asks Annabeth a random question, and she doesn't know how to answer. Percabeth, G!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Firsts by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Firsts. Important for any relationship. A series of one-shots focusing on firsts. Features a variety of couples.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
An Epic Proposal by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Tonight is the night. Percy is going to ask Annabeth to marry him and nothing will stop him. Hopefully.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dreams by Greensleeves the Great reviews
In another life, Pendragon dreams of smoke, blood and ravens, and a princess in the rain. LoorXPendragon. Thirteen paragraphs of introspection, written because of my general WTF!ness with the Soldiers of Halla epilogue.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bobby P., Loor - Complete
Shine, Star, Shine by lilmisswritergal4eva82719511 reviews
Written as a birthday fic for TheRushingRadiancexx!: Damien/Olivia/Fidelio: She was a star. She was meant to shine. And he carried her shine with him. She just got it wrong the first time.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Olivia V., Fidelio G. - Complete
The Luna Effect by PorcelainNinja reviews
The Yule Ball is drawing near...how might things have gone differently if Luna had been their friend from the start?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Freefall by PorcelainNinja reviews
What if...Bella had jumped when there wasn't a storm?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
Leftover Alphabet Soup by Akira43 reviews
A series of oneshots written by me Akira43 , Ninja C, and Tassel 630. No chapter connections, no pairings--merely attempts to amuse and entertain ourselves both ourselves and our readers. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Bewildered by Ninja C reviews
Ian's got a lot to be thankful for, and he owes the most to Jared. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ian O., Jared H. - Complete
Searching for Harry Potter: the Menagerie Quest by Chloe Veverka reviews
Everyone's always searching for Harry Potter-to kiss him, kill him, call him names. This is the mini adventure of a grouchy non-early-bird trying to track him down, and how she gets by with a little help from her friends. Pre OotP. Some fowl language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Of Gold Hair And Lightning by xmaybejoleisa reviews
It’s an accident, an unfortunate coincidence of sorts. LunaDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Five Ways Draco and Astoria Never Met by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] [Daphne G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Cake Dots Her Fingertips by Ninja C reviews
Snape spies, one last time. One-sided Lily/Snape. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waking Dream by walked-into-the-sky reviews
When Bobby Pendragon sleeps, he sees a woman with dark skin and strong eyes. Post SoH.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bobby P., Loor - Complete
Betrayed by PorcelainNinja reviews
Fang one-shot, this is the bird kids as actual kids, like, right before Jeb came, and also Fang right now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Fang, Angel - Complete
TimeTurner by PorcelainNinja reviews
What would happen if Harry went back to right before his parents died?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Whose End is Destruction by ilysia reviews
It was not mere chance that led the White Stag into Narnia at the end of the Golden Age, for destiny lies heavier on some than on others.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
I, Lily Evans by Ninja C reviews
In which Lily discovers magic, experiences two starkly different meetings, and gets owl poop on her rug. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bubbles by Ninja C reviews
Lily loves bubbles. James loves Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Quiet by WindowChild reviews
Takumi, and his position in the group.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Takumi - Complete
A Matter of Technique by B.C Daily reviews
Caught in the act of trying to learn how to waltz, James's dancing troubles result in some interesting consequences. LJ.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Doll by rachellephant reviews
Rosalie's anguish after Bella's baby is born.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions by Ninja C reviews
Collab between me - Ninja C -, Tassel630, and Akira43. No chapter connections whatsoever. Just a little collection of Max Ride oneshots for our own entertainment, and, if we're lucky, yours too. Completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Knock, Knock by Akira43 reviews
It's hard for The Gasman to stay strong, to prove to Iggy and Fang that he can be just as strong as they are even during the worst of times. But even 8-year-old mutant bird-kids need to be comforted sometimes. Oneshot, Gazzy's POV, scene from Book 3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Fang - Complete
Pack by nope7777 reviews
I was the boy who was more wolf than human. She was the girl who strived to be normal. He was a prisoner in his own kind. Soon we would be on our own. Survival of the fittest is different without a pack by your side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008
Harry Potter randomness by butterfinger45 reviews
Multiple short stories involving Harry Potter char. There is no particular plot, time, or characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Reflected by Ninja C reviews
Melanie hates the choice Jamie made for Wanda's new body. A little reflecting - hence title - on Wanda between her and a distraught Ian. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Ian O. - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Mudbloods and Slytherin Snobs by SortingHat007 reviews
Lianne's insecurities keep getting in her way, until she gets accepted into Hogwarts 19 years after Voldemort's demise. Making new friends is easy, but can she stop the insidious plot of an avaricious professor? *I do not own Harry Potter. JK Rowling does
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Twilight Questionnaire by Talvana reviews
Send in questions threw reviews to the Twilight characters and they will be answered! My friends Ninja C and Tassel630 are helping me with this! They get just as much credit! Check out their stuff! They rock!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
What will we do with the Cullens? by butterfinger45 reviews
This is a hilarious multi-chapter fic!maybe emmett eats peanut butter, maybe jasper gets tied up with christmas lights, maybe alice kidnaps bella on a huge shopping splurge, youll never know!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
Raid by xiao chan reviews
Melanie and Wanda have...special needs. How in the world can they explain it to the boys?
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Laundry by Saiyachick reviews
Not even Edward can save Bella from her accident proneness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Voldemort Takes Therapy by Talvana reviews
We all know dear old Voldey needs help, well now he's going to get it! It's fun, it's random, it's what I do!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Changed by Zayz reviews
LJ. "They’re just…them. LilyandJames, JamesandLily. Hogwarts' favorite couple. All the little cracks in between don’t matter when the whole product, their bond, is so grand and immaculate otherwise." As told by Sirius. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
She Walks in Beauty by annegirl1324 reviews
One-shot. Darcy reads a poem that reminds him violently of Elizabeth. Unable to get her out of his head, he is glad to find a way to see her again. Based on Lord Byron's poem, "She Walks in Beauty".
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Promises by SilverInkblot reviews
Come with me; back to a time of innocene and wonder, summer days and starry nights. Where the promises you made were the priciples you lived by. Come back; because you never should have left.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Heart to Heart Conversation by Ninja C reviews
New Moon and slight Eclipse spoilers. Bella FINALLY opens the conversation hearts from Jacob. What will they say? NOT Bella/Jacob, just a random anecdote involving them. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
About a Scorpion on the Fellytone by MintiNeko reviews
Rose Weasley calls her father to tell him about her new boyfriend. Ron doesn't take it well. implied ScorpiusRose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
Though Yesterday Is Gone by Hanneli reviews
The 8th anniversary of Voldemort's defeat marks an annual day of mourning for the wizarding world...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Granddad Weasley Would Never Forgive You! by Hanneli reviews
For those who think Jo was hinting at a future relationship between Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. The prologue is set at their first meeting, when shy little Scorpius begins to develop a crush on the talkative girl he meets on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Videogames, Vampire Style! by Talvana reviews
This is something odd, something interesting, something...wonderfully random! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Insanity Analysis by Musafreen reviews
An eighth grader ponders on the apparent normalcy of her crush. Random Drabble by an OC on Percy. Oneshot. Double warning. It's Random. It's a Drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Afterlife Snape by Minerva McTabby reviews
Dead Snape explores his options. References to mythology, LotR, Discworld, DH Epilogue. Gen, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Fishing Trip by Punchbuggie reviews
A funny tale about mishaps with trees, boats, waterfalls, girls, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Snape, and fish! Slight DH spoilers, so if you don't want to know, don't read it. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
What WOULD Have Happened If Narcissa Was Evil by Talvana reviews
If Narcissa had said Harry was alive in the forest, what would have happened? This is short, random, stupid, not wellwritten, and the characters don't act like themselves that much. But hey, I was bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lily, did you know? by Talvana reviews
I suggest you hear the song Mary, did you know? before reading this. Someone else, I repeat, SOMEONE ELSE, made this youtube thing and THEY made lyrics for the song to be Lily, did you know? I made MY OWN lyrics for it! THEY get credit for the idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Edward vs Mike by Talvana reviews
Mike challeges Edward to a bunch of contests and Emmett is loving it! Please send me reviews on what ya think! It's my first! So, be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Curse by BlueSea14 reviews
Bella says goodbye to the pack at Emily's wedding reception in La Push. But a redhead is waiting, with a nasty surprise in hand. Now, she must survive and find her way back to the Cullens--where things may never again be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,354 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Things Never Change by The Steppy One reviews
Set after 'Deathly Hallows'. A conversation I envisaged the trio having, however difficult the topic to discuss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Real Men by KismetHappens reviews
Edward wants to know why Bella has such an obsession with Mr. Clean. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Charlie's Fantasy by Emmy131 reviews
I imagined him in handcuffs, a terrified expression on that unfailingly smooth face of his. Based on page 351 of Eclipse, from Charlie's perspective. Why exactly did Charlie look so amused as he stared at Edward in the backseat of the cruiser?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Water by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, and others say in ice. And yet I felt like water as I found the path that's right... [Bellacentric poem. BxE with a hint of BxJ. Inspired by and based off of 'Eclipse' and the poem 'Fire and Ice.']
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Naming Harry by baktrax reviews
Lily and James have met the ultimate task: naming their son. Short, all dialogue oneshot written in response to StarvingAuthor's Dialogue Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Grocery Shopping by heartdamoose reviews
In order for the ministry to trust Severus more, he is forced to go 'grocery shopping'. without magic. or robes. or dignity. Adding up these factors, it's nearly implied that only chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Maiden, The Soldier, and The Prince by Vitality Astral reviews
[And they should’ve had a happy ending, right mama?] The girl asked, interrupting the story. The mother smiled a small, sad smile. [Yes. They should’ve had a happy ending...] Oneshot. A Whatif Story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Secrets in the Room of Requirement by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a tedious fight, Lily and James find themselves twenty years into the future. A new side of James is revealed, James swears he's been cloned, and Harry's own life is put into jeopardy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Die List by yayme2012 reviews
Voldemort shares his thoughts on stupid HP characters... such as Chuck Norris! Short sillyfic written long ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/21/2006
Eyes Like Emeralds, Hair Like Fire by ms james potter reviews
He wants her so badly he could cry. And for James Potter, that's saying something. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chromaticity by Lirazel reviews
“Everyone is a color, you know, every single person. It’s a scientific fact.” Character sketch collection featuring just about everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Unicorn Spirit by My Insolence reviews
A poem about the spirit of the unicorn. I love the series, although this poem does not directly relate to it. Enjoy!
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Bubbles by kazooband reviews
Hermione shows her first sign of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
New World Symphony by kazooband reviews
At the end of it all, Dumbledore picks up his viola.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
And the Clock Ticks by Lirazel reviews
“It is about the time that you finish washing the last dish that you realize that you can hear the clock ticking.” Molly alone in the Burrow. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Molly W. - Complete
Many Paths to Tread by Lirazel reviews
The rest of the seventh year Gryffindors have their own battles to fight. A series of very short postHBP vignette/character sketches
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Have Fun by kazooband reviews
It's Harry's 17th birthday and he can finally do magic outside of Hogwarts. He needs a good spell to mark the occasion, but what?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Keeper by Alphie reviews
After a strange summer encounter, Harry returns to Hogwarts to find several changes due to Voldemort's return. Chapter 22 up...I've finially posted the purpose for the title of the darn thing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2001 - Published: 4/12/2001
Lily's Eyes by Alphie reviews
Based on the song of the same EXACT title from the musical. Please don't ignore this because it's poetry! Harry and James Potter reminising about the woman who was so important to their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2001 - Published: 4/15/2001
Lily, Fly Away by Cinnamon reviews
A poem about Lily seen through Voldemort's eyes . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/1999 - Complete
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One Letter Stand reviews
The ultimate collab of the ADD - one chapter, one letter of the alphabet, one fabulous Maximum Ride author. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions Ninja C and Leftover Alphabet Soup Akira43 .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Concerning Grey Hair and Magical Campfires reviews
Returning to Camp Half-Blood for the sixth year. Percy/Annabeth fluff. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
101 Ways to Defeat the Dark Lord reviews
101 ways Deathly Hallows might have ended, had J.K. Rowling felt a bit more... shall we say... strange. Series of unrelated oneshots. Some OOC. Hence 'Parody'. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Voldemort
Euphoria reviews
So a werewolf, a Death Eater, and the Chosen One walk into a bar... -Written for Ninja C's Finish This Joke Challenge- -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Confederacy Victory reviews
-All canon- "Edward beat Alice at chess, and then I played Jasper. He buried me." Bella, Eclipse, Page 57. Exactly how badly did Bella lose during that chess game?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Garlic or Something reviews
-Part of The Lone Wolf universe- Angela: confused, in the know, and highly freaked out. Read The Lone Wolf first.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Angela - Complete
The Lone Wolf reviews
-Pickup from Zukaddy- "My heart sank through my stomach like a leaden weight, pulling my mood down with it. 'I, uh, met you last night,' I finished lamely. And I fell in love with you last night, too. " OC imprinting story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete