I probably won't be posting many stories, if I get around to writing them. So...have a few quotes and other things. No cookies, sorry. Most wouldn't deserve italics, so I won't italicize any.
Don't bother asking where I got them. Why? Because I can't explain the workings of my mind.
Disclaimer: If any of these...statements...have authors (that aren't me), PM me and name the author. Thanks.

Addendum as of 2016 (last update before this was 2012): This page is odd. I've never done anything with it yet.
Also, to think that this was also only four years ago...
Well, anyway, I've added some things to the quotes in some areas.
It isn't...quite as cringeworthy as I had expected it to be. I've matured some in the past four years.

Most would rather get underpaid for what they love than overpaid for what they hate.
Those who love money, however, are never contented.

And now life goes on. As if nothing happened. It may affect you later, and likely will, but for all that it is worth, it probably won't be soon and probably won't affect the rest of the world. Sad, isn't it?
By no means is this a "go ahead and off yourself" sort of thing. There's always someone affected, or some little way you can help.
If you do feel the need to, then please call the Suicide Hotline or visit the suicide prevention subreddit or something.

You can't have a few without a couple and a third wheel.
Note: Strictly speaking, "few" means 3.

While trying is the first step to failure, it is also the first step to success. Just keep that in mind.
All the same, if you don't try, you'll never succeed, yet never fail.

It tends to take cheaters just as long to prepare their cheat as it takes winners to prepare to succeed.
The born geniuses don't take much time either way, though.

Some people say, "Youth is wasted on the young." Have they ever considered that if the elderly had youth, it wouldn't be called youth?

Lead balloons, if made properly, can fly.
Mythbusters did an episode on it, plus it's simple to imagine.

You can't make lemonade from only lemons. You need sugar and water, too.

Everybody can love. It is what they love that differs.

When your ideas crash and burn, make a hot air balloon.

And that's all for now. I have ideas on what to write (or type) about but I just don't think they'd be original. My creativity is dying as I age...but I'm not even old. At all. Also, I am generally a reader. Not a writer.

Got any (original, by YOU) quotes to suggest? PM me, and if I get around to it, it may be added above.

Writing/stories/fanfiction may come later. I just need inspiration. I also want to keep to a single topic.
Maybe I'll put some quote collections - specifically, modified quotes from certain things.

Adanthordor

By the way, if I reply, I may write long messages. I haven't mastered concise replies or reviews or otherwise yet.
I'd be terrible on Twitter.