Hi pep, what's up! Well I'm not a writer cuz I'm suck at writing!And I've also checked, there are at least 6 pep that I had the same name with (My name used to be Narutofreak2819)! But I don't see why they are not very crazy bout Naruto (specifically is SasuSaku or SakuXOC)! Very disappointing! Tck! Tck!I'm guessing you are wondering why I have such a weird name right?Well nothing much it just came to me.Whenever I look at it, it reminds me of a hamburger, you could say that I came up with this name cuz I was hungry.Don't know why but I'm hungry most of the time.XP
Here's some boring info about me:

My English name: Alie Ryna Steward.

Chinese name: Hoa Truc Nguyet.

Korean name: Sung Soo Woo.

Japanese name: Chishikato Rikatoji.

You can call me by any of those.

Age: I'm 14 and going to be 15 next September . YAY!

Like: Sweets (I have very big sweet tooth that craves for sweets, especially chocolate); anime and manga like:Naruto, Fushigi boshi no futago hime(I know it's very childish but it's very cute, and I wish I could read the manga), Fairy tale, Jewelpet tinkle( again it seems childish but it's not like it's gonna kill u if u watch it) and many more which I can't list all;oh and I like to annoy the hell out of my best friends; and clothes too, I wish to be a designer someday( if that's going to come true) that's why I like to draw, read (of course, but mostly just fanfiction, I'm very lazy when it comes to book), also I like to be lazy and sleep(a lot! When I sleep I have no care for the world even if it's being destroyed), I also like many more things but these are all the things coming to my mind right now.

Dislike: housework, homework (if someday it could just disappear I bet all the student from all around the world - including me - will be dancing in the street), insect (well actually I don't really hate them, just as long as I don't have to touch them), I hate crying VERY MUCH(it's evidence shows that I'm weak) that's why I also hate being weak, I don't like to be the one being protected(we female kind are NOT that weak), also don't like being yelled at or being whacked on the head and so on...blah blah blah...

Favorite couples:

Naruto: SasuSaku (If Naruto is with Hinata then this couple's more suitable, beside I'm a total SasuSaku fan.Actually, I'm fine with Sakura with anybody but SasuSaku still is my most favorite cuz they're made for each other.)

NaruSaku(They r Cute!)

NaruHina ( Cute too!)

ShikaIno (Of course, I have full evidences to prove that)

NejiTenten (Must I show you?)

Fushigi boshi no futago hime: Shade - Fine(like Handsome goes well with Cute)

Bright - Rein(Why not? They're both kind and innocent!)

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT SUDDENLY MY MOOD WAS HIGH SO I WROTE THIS LIL ESSAY:

One of the most beautiful view I have visited was Thien An temple(This place is way in Viet Nam). The temple was built on An mountain,looked out to Tra Khuc river. Don't know it has been there since when nor how old it is, but I know it has been there for a long time. Its garden is big and is protected by concealed walls.At the gates stand two columns made by cement,big and majestic.Outside that gates are bamboo trees, have been standing there peacefully ever since. A sweet and light scent of jasmine fills up your nose when you step inside.Also at elsewhere inside, you can hear the buzzing of the bees looking for honey, the chatting of many insects deep into the ground, and on some occasion the ringing of the bells could be heard...All these combine and make one stop to listen and feel at peace (I know it's cheesy,right?)

Well that's all, thanks for taking yr precious time to read this long profile of mine. Enjoy! (It still makes me laugh every time I reread it :D)

THREE GUY!

Every girl has three guys in her life.

The one she loves,

the one she hates,

and the one she can't live without.

And in the end,

They're all the same guy.

QUIZ TIME:

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor has it, the rich needs it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
-Nothing? I mean.. Nothing is greater than God, Nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor has nothing, the rich needs nothing and if you eat nothing, you will die.

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
-The letter 'E'? 'E' is the beginning letter of 'End', the last letter of 'timE' and 'spacE' and 'Every spacE'.

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
-A watermelon.

I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
-Few.

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
-The letter R.

Say my name and I disappear. What am I?
-Silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To no chicken has gone to before.

COMEBACKS FOR LOUSY PICK-UP LINES!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punch us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black.""But you sir..."

"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

This is just a nice poem that I found on someone's profile. =)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Advice That Guys Should Take... It's True!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY

- SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU

- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS

- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES

- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT

- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU

- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY

- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST

- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG

- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU

- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING

-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!

-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER

- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS

- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

SOMETHING I FOUND INTERESTING:

"Sorry I'm late! I got lost on the road of life." -Hatake Kakashi

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" -Yamanaka Ino

"Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique (sticks fingers in Naruto's butt) THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" -Hatake Kakashi

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!" - Haruno Sakura

"My first impression of you is that I hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraya

"I know! Place a bet on me to die because, knowing your luck, I'll be sure to come back then!" -Jiraya

"We must fight, to run away!" -Captain Jack Sparrow.

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Jason O: Wazzup bra! Jordan O: What the hell?! Did you just call me a bra?! DO I LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF WOMEN'S LINGERIE TO YOU?!
Jason O: NO! You know, bra' is sorta like bro'- Jordan O: I don't give a shit! Go and get me a coke you damn thong!

A good friend will comfort you if you get rejected by a guy. But A BEST FRIEND will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FAVORITE QUOTE:(I'll find more)

Love is never ugly. ( But not always beautiful )':)

Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. ( Life is such a bitch, isn't it?)

You gave me a life. But they taught me how to live. (MY MOST FAV!)

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limit. ( Should I be happy or sad?)

Never let a fool kiss you and never let a kiss fool you. ( The consequence is greatly big)

With great magic comes great laughters. (LMAO)

One-shots are never meant to be reread.( I know. The truth hurts)

RANDOMNESS:

Did you know ombrophobia is the fear of rain? And gynophobic is a fear of women.

What Sakura would say if she's mad at Sasuke: "Hey Sasuke, the farmer has just called, he said the chicken wanted its ass back!".

"I'll forgive you last time for hurting my friend. If there is a next time…" Ino's eyes flashed dangerously. "…say goodbye to repopulating the Uchiha clan."

What would Gray say to his loved one?
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
"You make me want to take off my clothes."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd get naked anytime for you."

Girl: I'm so hot!
Natsu: I breathe fire!

TRY THIS:

It makes me feel dizzy. But still cool! @-@

Remember to you tilt your head when you read it.

Remember to look at it up side down too.

I don't get it at all! ?-?

It's true!

I want one!

I wish I could live in that place!

Smoking hot! XP

You have to stare at most is 5'. I'm shaking! shaking! It scared the hell out of me! Curses my curiosity! Oh and before I saw a black marble (I think so) hanging in the air just above the cat's bed.

All I'm saying is WOW!

It's pretty hard. You have to concentrate!

I wonder if it's true?

So cool! I love this kind of illusion!

Can you figure all the animal?

A

How can they do that?

Man I love this kind of illusion! They always fool me!

Is it an earthquake?

I can literally play it all day long!