R.J.Thor
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Joined 10-06-13, id: 5211009, Profile Updated: 11-02-13
Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda.

Truth is stranger than fiction...


I am a storyteller; a powerful path... Others on this path will know well the words spoken and written in story to bear hidden truths... Let me speak well these truths, and I hope you will listen well.

Nothing that we do in the course of our lives ever matters but the stories we've told and heard and read; of giants and of gods, deities, monsters, immortals, and heroes, for our reality is an all encompassing infinitesimal omniverse united; all that we know and say and do is real, true and full. the stories are the genuine, the material, merely a conveyance of the eternal perpetual story.

We all exist. "Hollywood" is real. Marvel universe is real. The Kali Saga, Godslayer, Cosmic Council of Knowledge Specialists, Pegasus Unicorns, Sphinx, Mutant Ninjas, Genetically altered Lab Mice, Super Italian Plumber Brothers, Special Project In Reality Enhancement, A galaxy far, far away; Infinite worlds of Dreams and everything we ever heard in a story... We are all mutually alive, real, with personhood, soul, spirit, and purpose.

We can all contact the truth, interact with omniverses interconnected and overlapping. We can embrace more than the Dimensional space our bodies occupy, continue stories beyond eternity, create new stories from those left untold for ages... and every... single... person, place, thing, character, idea, and fiction... is factually really alive, no more, no less, than us... the gods... immortals... and corpses alike.

I may not be the most competent writer, hell or even the sanest person outright, but i have bragging rights, for i watched myself go insane, i knew, every step of the way; i was wholly and fully aware of my declining sanity and THAT alone makes me SANER THAN YOU.


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Zelda, A Thousand Years in the Future by yuumiimuu reviews
Forget faeries and horses and castles! The new thing is smart phones, convertibles and skateboards! Link has been summoned by the Great Redwood Tree and told he needs to save the world and along with his guardian phone Siri, a Master Board, and a Hylianmade backpack, he begins a not-so-familiar adventure to kill Ganondorf and save Zelda. Rated T to be safe. BACK FROM HIATUS.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 7/5/2013
Video Game Day by TheVideoGamer reviews
Vio and Zelda are annoyed with the other four swords' constant complaining about having nothing to do. So what do they do? They buy a Game Cube and a Game Cube game, but not just any game, THEIR GAME! TheWritingGamer created the story and wrote the first two chapters, then Super6TeenFan adopted it and wrote the third, and now here I am, the final foster parent, if you will.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013
La mélancolie de Saria by Claire-de-plume reviews
Quand Saria s'adresse à Link pour la dernière fois...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - French - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Saria, Link - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Hylian Hearts reviews
The hero is defeated yet his spirit remains strong! Damaged but strong, in need of healing but able to help others heal themselves! In an adventure to restore the purity of heart in Hyrule, Link finds himself in an entirely new land unlike any the Legend has ever known before. Written as though you are playing; this story might be a little unbearable. Brace yourself.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, Goron Link