Dear Prince Charming,

I regret to inform you that your services are no longer required.

Most Sincerely and Dearly-

Call me Aree.

I like reading, writing, eating, cooking, watching old movies, pirates, cats, cerulean blue, going to church, vintage hats, and little else.

I'm one of those people, that, on a good day, when you pass me on the street, you wonder about the intelligence of the human race.

Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate! –unknown

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -Rita Mae Brown

If I had 10,000 dollars, I'd swim naked in it. -Sam O.

Do You Hear Bagpipes?