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Author has written 6 stories for Card Captor Sakura, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Bible, Matrix, and Harry Potter. Crack-filled trainwrecks I've hopped: Timecest, ZADR, DADR, Elricest, StYle, KuroFai, HR/SB, FP/AD, Wincest, Stanley/Zero, Mac/Bloo, RoyEd, Haseo/'Tri-Edge', Chazz/Jimmy, Renton rape, Dogen/Raz (LM style, bitches), KimShego, Carl/C2, Tak/Gaz. I will spork your Sue like (I'm hoping) there's no tomorrow. :B Sometimes I favourite fics that are so bad they make me laugh until my eyeballs hurt. You know who you are. :D |
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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
brb suicide by Kitteh and Neo reviews
A bass ackwards universe in which Dib is just your typical emo kid in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous. ZADR AU
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,223 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Zim, Dib
Monsters and Ladybugs by Kitteh and Neo reviews
Three years later Dwicky comes back to fix what he messed up. But the little boy he left behind is no longer the same energetic soul from before and now may just be too broken to reach. DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 352,742 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Dib, Spleenk
Cursum Perficio by Digitaldreamer reviews
A darkness is encroaching upon Whispering Rock. The shadow of a nightmare speaks of a looming tragedy. The pieces have been set. A game, a riddle, the answer lies hidden beneath the watery depths. Can Raz figure it out, or will the darkness swallow him?
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 209,667 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Razputin, Lili Z. - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Lessons Across Timelines by Lessa Soong reviews
Data is whisked away from his own life and pulled into another time and place, but how did he get here? And can he get back home? And does he want to? NOW COMPLETE!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,617 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Data, Q, OC - Complete
Linebeck's Agreement by Harmony283 reviews
Vaati dropped his hands from his mouth once more and smirked in a strange—almost...almost evil, but not…not quite there yet—way before saying, “I guess you could say a little birdy told me.” LxL Chapter 20 UP! ON HIATUS until further 'notice'
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,777 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Link, Linebeck
Verboten by Ariadne The Alchemist reviews
Ed contemplates on the past, Al yearns for the future. Suddenly, in an unexpected miracle, everything falls back into place. With Al’s newly restored body, how will he deal with his feelings toward himself, toward his friends, toward his... brother? EdAl.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,551 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Yamazaki's Diary Keep Out! by omidorichan reviews
Yes! I have finally done it! I stole Yamazaki's diary and have posted it on the internet. What a crazy life this guy lives... Read and Review please!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/16/2003
Sharks in the Water by Reiya Inc reviews
...one of the most beautiful and frustrating things about people was that they do change, even when you least expect it. Max/Jude
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Not quite gone yet by LOTA-DELTA reviews
He didnt mind if the world ended. He would still have the moment. [HAIRSPRAY 2007] [Slash]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Caught by Elegant Solution reviews
[Hairspray 2002]LinkCornyAmber. Corny catches the two dancers getting ready to go at it in his dressing room, so he shows them the rope. Smutty, dirty, kinky fic, oh yes ineedy.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Assistance by LOTA-DELTA reviews
[HAIRSPRAY 2007] Some days were horrible. [Linkcentric]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Little Lark by LOTA-DELTA reviews
[HAIRSPRAY 2007] Just what was his mouth good for? A lot of things, to be sure. Sequel to Songbird. Linkcentric
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Songbird by LOTA-DELTA reviews
[HAIRSPRAY 2007] A lot of people called Link a lot of things. He sometimes needed to write them down to keep them all straight. Linkcentric
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Combustion by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,807 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Substitute Stan by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Kenny comes up with a plan to get his two best friends together, but it's not that easy. Mainly Style but, there's Ksquared in it as well. It's my first SP Fic so it's a typical StanKyle love story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Orochimaru-han reviews
Doumeki and Watanuki are on a simple mission from Yuuko, stay put from before sunset until after sunrise to be able to retrieve the item she wants, but it's the middle of summer and their hiding place is cramped. Dounuts DoumekiWatanuki DouWata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Flesh Is Frail by AbbyRoseC reviews
SamXBee Bumblebee never truly understood how fragile humans were until it was almost too late. Can he help Sam pick up the pieces and move on? Is he willing to cross a line no other Autobot has ever?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Shell Shocked by dead relic reviews
07 movie, set after the big battle. Sam is a resilient kid, but sometimes things become a little too much to comprehend. In times like those, it's always good to have a friend. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Car Wash by LaylaBinx reviews
Washing your car shouldn't be erotic. However, when said car keeps playing nothing but sexy love songs it's kinda hard to dismiss the idea. Pure humor intended, nothing graphic! Rated for pervy Bumblebee. BumblebeeSam
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Tune up by LaylaBinx reviews
Getting a flat tire isn't the worst thing in the world...however, Bumblebee seems to think so. SamXBumblebee! Fluff, humor, warm fuzzy feelings!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Rockaby by LaylaBinx reviews
After Mikaela ends the relationship, Bumblebee offers Sam some much needed comfort.It was written in a hurry so it may ot be the best but I think it's pretty cute I'm in love wth this pairing! SamBumblebee! Slashyish, Lots of fluff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Drunk Girl by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
Sam never has to worry about when to get drunk, since Bee will always be his DD. Hints of SamBee, SamMikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Thief by Dierdre reviews
[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Kaoru by jnx unlimited reviews
A small exploration of the real life of Ichinose Kaoru, the player behind Elk and Endrance. [One shot. Kaoru centric. Extremely vague hints of Haseo x Endrance.]
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Shelter by If Wishes Were Blue Skies reviews
[Meet the Robinsons] Those who are cold seek shelter from the rain in a place they know will be warm. LewisWilbur slash.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Sex to Go by DaMoyre reviews
[Blades of Glory] Kissing Chazz is nothing like kissing Katie, but Jimmy can't get enough of it. [Slash, Chazz x Jimmy]
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Explanations by If Wishes Were Blue Skies reviews
[Meet the Robinsons] Everything in the world could explained. Or so Lewis wanted to believe. insanelybarelyimplied LewisWilbur, so major warning there
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Never Let Go by FallingWithGrace reviews
Blades of Glory. Some random drunk guy insults Jimmy and Chazz punches him. Fluff ensues. JIMMYCHAZZ SLASH.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
Have you ever? by The Fabulous A.J reviews
In the time between the tour of the house and dinner, Wilbur has a conversation with Lewis. SPOILERS.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Lewis, Wilbur R. - Complete
When It Happens by Jo Huston reviews
[Blades of Glory] Simple fluff. Chazz tries to give a pep talk to Jimmy after his breakup with Katie. Jimmy on the other hand, knows exactly what will make himself feel better. SLASH ChazzJimmy
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Citizenjess reviews
'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Narcissus by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Why was she embarrassed? She had always cuddled with Pantalaimon. This was natural. This was normal. To prove it, she kissed him as she always had... What she had not been prepared for was his kissing back. [PreGolden Compass. PanxLyra]
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Only For You by idontwanttodelete reviews
Silabus decides he should tell Haseo his feelings. However, it's not as easy as he hopes. HaseoSilabus
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
The Taste of Pomegranates by Doormouse reviews
Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Edward Went Down to Central by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Edward went down to Central, he was lookin' for some facts to steal. He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal... ['The Devil Went Down to Georgia' parody. Based on 'Fullmetal vs. The Flame.']
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
dotHack: Warmth of the Oblivious by Emerald Twin Blade reviews
Hack:G.U. fic. Haseo has to spend a lot of time with Silabus and Atoli, thanks to the arena. Feelings are developed and confusion is everywhere. What happens when an AIDA goes after the person most precious to Haseo? SilabusxHaseo, Yaoi. -NO MORE UPDATES-
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006
We'll Say It Like That by Ill Ame reviews
A collection of fics about the Elric Brothers, written for a livejournal community. Fourth up: Stained. Challenge: Flowers. Al thinks that all flowers should stay in the ground, even the bad ones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Psych 101 by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Love as people know it is an illusion. It's as simple as that. The emotion has nothing to do with souls or hearts it's just a psychological occurrence. [Elricest, onesided WinxAl, language, fluff, vaugeness, some religious aspects, lots of psychology.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Never The Bride by Duchess of Kilcardy reviews
Telling him was something I kept putting on the back burner because hey there would always be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or even the day after that. He wasn’t going anywhere and neither was I. He wasn't supposed to get married. [StanxKyle, oneshot]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Of Sickness and Sunglasses by Digitaldreamer reviews
Sasha claims he's not sick. Milla disagrees. [MillaSasha]
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Skeletons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Everyone has skeletons in their closet... and Edward and Alexander Elric are about to discover their grandfather's. [Elricestx2!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,266 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Reckless by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1: Bumblebee learns a lesson about the fragility and strength of humans from Spike. Circa 1987.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Spike W., Bumblebee - Complete
Robin's Aching Back by poxmaker reviews
It's breakfast time at Titan's Tower. But what's wrong with Robin's back? And why can't Cyborg seem to ever enjoy his waffles? SLASH [RobinxBeastboy] ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
within my ebon heart by macXblooLOVER reviews
everyone is leaving fosters but wilt is all alone! mac starts to feel diffrently about bloo! what happens when new people come to fosters please R&r i like reviews i hope you like my story
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
So what? by KnuxZimRyoko15 reviews
I don't love you.... Producers' slash, possibly onesided
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
One Wish by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There's one thing you should know, no matter where I go... we'll always be together. Forever and ever. [Post movie Elricest. Not what you might think]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Spoons by TigerHelix reviews
[Oneshot][BBxRob]Spoons are bad. Spoons lead to big messes, bad hair days and makeout sessions.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
The Art of War: R3M1X by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sent back to Lior without any explanation, the Elrics are forced to face their most dangerous enemies yet: themselves. Hello, Pride and Vengeance...[Elricest, PrideEdxVegAl, language, lime]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
To Cross the Rubicon by pottergal reviews
COMPLETE, Epilogue up:: It all started with a simple bet... but ends with an unexpected twist. Where will it lead our two heroes? Rather cryptic, I know, but it's hard to describe without giving it away. JC, and PG just in case.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,471 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
Straight Up Typhoon by MorningHell reviews
Slash. Sequel to My Impractical Hurricane. How well do two heterosexual men do in a homosexual relationship?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,989 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
My Impractical Hurricane by MorningHell reviews
Life lesson number 1. Do not, repeat, DO NOT...develop feelings for your brother in law. Slash.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
So Let the Pendulum Swing by Bagatelle reviews
All Beast Boy wants is to be good enough in Robin's eyes, and all Robin wants is to be good enough in Starfire's eyes. But after a cataclysmic accident, Robin's confidence is stricken down, and Beast Boy must decide what he truly wants...SLASH
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,935 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Beast Boy, Robin
Hidden Messages by Reikah reviews
Gift fic for Pellaz. It's raining when Al comes in, water dripping from the hem of his coat into a sad little puddle on the floor. Ed x Al, fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
So This Is It by Gilded Muse reviews
Ford gets Arthur in yet another life-death situation. Arthur ends up lamenting. FordxArthur Slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
The Latent Effects of Aisor Bma by Gilded Muse reviews
One Shot: Nothing out of the ordanary. Arthur gets rather drunk. Ford gets rather kinky. Obviously, FordArthur Slash. Light Towel!Bondage. Companion piece to 'Bits & Pieces'.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
The Art Of Losing by des moines reviews
The world of Solitaire is a tough one.
Solitaire - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
Equal Romance :01: Tension Living by Ayotte reviews
The first in the Equal Romance Trilogy. When Kim and Ron are on a mission to foil Drakken's latest plot, a strange occurance happens and the two friends are stuck holding hands! Will it bring them closer together? Or drive them apart..? R&R
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 189,758 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Cafeteria Incident by Backroads reviews
Formerly 'So the Drama'. Kim needs a date for the prom. And gets one. And to Ron's amazement, he cares! So what is the truth behind the situation? Much with the KRness.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,802 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Elemental Alchemy HP DaVinci Code by catchthesnitch reviews
Murder, cryptic clues and puzzles, danger around every corner! Robert Langdon gets swept up in Harry Potter's world and he is about to have a coronary!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,248 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2004
That Thing We Used To Do by Omakase Shimasu reviews
[Pairings: implied Al x Ed, Roy pining after Edward] Train rides always had been boring for the Elric brothers, so Al comes up with a solution to relieve their boredom. Sexual innuendos abound. [Complete]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
It's So Simple by Andi de Tarauger reviews
[The Producers] The three little words Max always says to Leo...[MaxLeo slash]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/4/2004
Ichiban by damoon reviews
One shot stories from the point of view of the Tomoeda Jr.High students all centered around a fairytale dance. Sakura,Naoko,Takashi,Meiling, and Tomoyo have told their stories and now it's Eriol's turn. How will it end? Ah... Love is grand & sappy too.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,129 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Complete
Kissing it Better by Prince Char reviews
First a warning: ELRICEST! That's right, Ed and Al-cest. If you don't like it, please just don't read it. Al's angst and musings on the past as he watches Ed sleep. He can't deny what he feels for Ed any more, but is Ed the same?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2004
Zelda, Missing the Rainbow by Silver-Star17 reviews
Same plot as WindWaker, except Link's soul determination for his quest has nothing to do with saving his sister.... I'll give you one word.... Skittles
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004
Paper Stars by Enchanted Ice Star reviews
When I mention the name Tomoyo Daidouji, Sakura will try to hurt herself while muttering 'murderer'. When I mention Li Syaoran, she starts hyperventilating and asking him to save her. Why? Because insanity welcomes her, and reality does not.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
My Bible by Gwen3 reviews
The Bible according to me. Updated version. More coming as soon as I read some more of the real Bible.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
The Raven by Manny PenPen reviews
Short little parody poem, with the events of Nevermore set to Poe's "The Raven."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2003
Bloody Hell by Girl Called Mozart reviews
[Chapter 2 finally up!] Janet finds herself unwilling trapped in an episode of Blue's Clues. What does Blue want to eat for breakfast? Janet doesn't care, she just wants to call a tow truck.
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 2/16/2002
As Long as There is Hope, There is Life by CindyVortex88 reviews
Jimmy is fighting off a termial disease, will he live? Or will his disease win the battle? With Cindy and his other friends there beside him, maybe he will be able to over come the emotional, physical and mental obstacles put in front of him.....and maybe
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51,714 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2003
Firefly by Zarla reviews
A Valentine's day songfic. Cause. Johnny wants to give Edgar something, but considering who we're dealing with, it's not your average box of chocolates. EdgarNny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
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The Holodeck Monster that Could Destroy the Ship reviews
Sequel to The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly. Crewman 574, in an attempt to come to terms with his crippling fear of being expendable, creates a horrible invincable monster with the power to take over the ship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2006
The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly reviews
Captain’s Log, stardate… uh… stardate… um… Friday afternoon. I ate a cheese sandwich today. It tasted okay… but I can’t help feeling suspicious… I think it was a timetraveling cheese sandwich! And that is how it began. Read at your own risk!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - J. Picard
In the Beginning there was Boredom reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2006
The Adventures of MarySue: Mary Goes to Hogwarts reviews
[warning: may induce internal hemoraging] Once upon a time there was a girl named MarySue EbonyStarlight who lived in England. Mary had long luxurious iridescent hair and shimmering golden eyes that changed colour depending on the weather in Japan... resu
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2006
Agent Smith's ComputerGenerated Neighbourhood reviews
What would it be like if Agent Smith was the star of the Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood show? Eh... weird? PG for puppetviolence
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Smith, A. - Complete
The Bishonen Phenomena
Resubmitted A crazy fan decides to turn Syaoran into a Bishonen chaos insues! They must embark on a journey to find the PlotSword and save Syaoran from certain girlyness. Xovers: Legend of Zelda, Xiaolin Showdown, YuGiOh, Tales of Symphonia, Homestar Run
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Syaoran L.