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 PROFILE IN PROGRESS Here's a Thor joke: A man and his wife are on their 50th wedding anniversery. The two are sitting in their bedroom, and the husband has had something plauging his mind. "You know honey..." He began. "There is something that has always bugged me. Of all of our 12 children, there is one that does not look like the rest. 11 have black hair and green eyes, one has blonde hair and blue eyes." He leans in. "Did you cheat on me? It's alright if you did, I won't be angry." The wife sighs. "Yes, I did cheat on you." The husband is more bothered by this than he thought he'd be. But he asks anyway: "So who's the father of this ONE child?" The wife takes a deep breath. "You are." The husband pales. The wife, Jane Foster, gets up and shouts: "LOKI'D!" |
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Apocalypse: Dawn of the Dead by FlygonNick reviews
When zombies suddenly attack at a high school football game, a group of teens band together in a desperate fight for survival. Guided by Samantha Maxis and aided by zombie slayers new and old, this group takes on the remnants of Group 935 and waves of the undead in an attempt to save mankind from Doctor Richtofen. Will they succeed? Or will Richtofen's Grand Scheme be realized?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 539,211 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dr. Richtofen, Samantha
Between Dream and Reality by VenusAmorette reviews
Zombies fiction. Dempsey discovers an unexpected visitor in Kino, much to the Doctor's displeasure. Involves time-travel, quantum mechanics, soul-stealing, sadism, and one very unlucky girl with a broken Xbox. What secrets will she uncover between dream and reality? OC, Richtofen, Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo. Rated M for language, content, and extra-crazy helpings of Dr. Richtofen.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 206,002 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B.
Danger Zone by ShortStop2016 reviews
Shepherd is desperate to get Makarov out of the picture, so in fact he's willing to let a seductress/assassin to do a soldiers job. But with this new ally comes new rules, a new game, and a new Danger Zone for his hired killer. Her limits will be pushed, her rules broken, and her feelings will be stretched to new heights as she fights for what is right.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - MacTavish/Soap, Vladimir Makarov, OC, Ghost
Video Game Became Reality by brunnettewriter reviews
ROMANCE! RichtofenxOC DempseyxOC NikolaixOC. A girl gamer is having a nice round of Nazi zombies at home,until the unexpected happened to her...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,295 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B. - Complete
Mass Effect: Destruction's Wake by Xelestial7 reviews
Due to the Reapers, sacrifice has been constant in the daily lives of the Normandy's crew. Commander Shepard has chosen to give up everything to achieve the Reapers' destruction. As everyone struggles to endure the aftermath of Shepard's choices, her lover Garrus battles with grief. Haunted by their last farewell, Garrus vows to find Shepard or whatever remains of his lost love.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Between Two Realities by VenusAmorette reviews
Mini-spinoff of my Zombies story, "Between Dream and Reality"... which you should read if you haven't! What if Dr. Richtofen and Kathleen switched roles? As in, what if -he- spontaneously transported to -her- reality? Richtofen, OC, naughty humor/teasing based on character development in the other fic. Go read it & see what you've missed! There's plenty of the Doctor to go around!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,894 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dr. Richtofen
INSTA-KILL! Daquiri Deadshots by VenusAmorette reviews
Amorette's NaziZombies-flavored oneshots. Mixed with lots of love, vodka, and smutty goodness! Expect everything and everyone. Nikolai, Takeo, Dempsey, and the Doctor ... plenty of OC's ... and Drunk!Richtofen will definitely be making an appearance. Read if you want to take a much-needed break from the seriousness of real-life. All pairings are possible... and I take suggestions!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D.
The Calm Before the Storm by VenusAmorette reviews
Prequel to my other stories; backstory of Dr. Richtofen. A collection of the happiest moments in Edward Richtofen's life ... and what brought them to a chilling end. Peek into the Doctor's childhood, and see what twisted him in the first place. Richtofen/Clara, an OC referred to in my story "Between Dream and Reality". Fluffy, romantic, and bittersweet, rated for future content.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Dr. Richtofen
Beautiful Redux by Arhani 'Hanny' Daforcena reviews
What happens when Joseph Allen's role is filled by a woman, and she's inserted as a blatant honeypot, sent to obtain Intel straight from Makarov? Would he fall into the trap, or would he make use of her in other ways? Somewhat AU-ish. Makarov OC.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,395 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Vladimir Makarov
Krogan Sympathy by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus's try for a baby doesn't work out as planned. Wrex knows a thing or two about that.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] U. Wrex - Complete
The Complexities of Vengeance by x-LoveIsOurResistance reviews
'There is more to him than you would think. There is still a human somewhere inside of him.' Because not everyone is as simple as you assume. Not even Vladimir Makarov. Makarov/OC.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Vladimir Makarov, MacTavish/Soap
Beautiful by Arhani 'Hanny' Daforcena reviews
She was sent to kill him, that young, beautiful girl, but still, he needed to see her again. This woman whose eyes of sapphire that burned his very soul... When Joseph Allen's role is taken by a woman, how will she change the events of MW2? Makarov OC.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Vladimir Makarov - Complete