![]() PROFILE IN PROGRESS Here's a Thor joke: A man and his wife are on their 50th wedding anniversery. The two are sitting in their bedroom, and the husband has had something plauging his mind. "You know honey..." He began. "There is something that has always bugged me. Of all of our 12 children, there is one that does not look like the rest. 11 have black hair and green eyes, one has blonde hair and blue eyes." He leans in. "Did you cheat on me? It's alright if you did, I won't be angry." The wife sighs. "Yes, I did cheat on you." The husband is more bothered by this than he thought he'd be. But he asks anyway: "So who's the father of this ONE child?" The wife takes a deep breath. "You are." The husband pales. The wife, Jane Foster, gets up and shouts: "LOKI'D!" |
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