uneducatedwriterhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy, and South Park. "The gang's all here!" Just someone who has an obsession with cartoons and all the things animated~! I love a lot of things but South Park definitely is (and always will be) one of my all-time favourite shows. I'm always working on new ideas for stories so you should expect to see some more for the South Park fandom pretty soon. :) My current stories: The only one I'm currently writing is Random Candy One-Shots, basically as the title says. Like I said, I have heaps of ideas for stories...so, good things will come to those who wait. :) Also, a new thing I want to do - I will write stories based on your suggestions. If there is something you want me to write (for now, let's keep it only for the South Park fandom) then I will write it, provided it doesn't involve any incest/too obscure pairings then it's all good. I am also a03 under the same name (uneducatedwriter) if you wish to find me on there as well :) I guess that's it for now, so if you have any questions/comments/suggestions, then you know where the PM button is. |
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I'll Be the Victim by Sacred Dust reviews
Camp Chippewa lasted one summer, but scars last a lifetime. Wednesday and Amanda still have a score to settle. Post-Addams Family Values.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Wednesday A., Amanda B.
The Most Random One-Shots You Will Ever Read by Briwookie reviews
In an island where boys become barbaric, sentimental, and practically insane, there lies...oneshots. Oneshots of every kind, from the slashy, gory, and just plain RANDOM. These are the oneshots that have changed their lives...some for the good, and some just for...I don't know? Amusement? Lord of the Flies Oneshots. Some contain slash. Ranges from K -T. All characters included.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 143,215 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Ralph, Jack M., Roger, Maurice
For Her Sake or For His? by Nosfrat reviews
Bebe has slept with every guy in her class, except Cartman. He has calmed down a little over the years and her standards are low enough that she decides to go for him. After pressing him enough, she discovers an entirely new side to him. Overly fluffy Cartman x Bebe one-shot, rated T for language, sexual themes, fried chicken and Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Bebe S.] - Complete
South Park: Months of the Strange and Bizarre by tudorgirl941 reviews
The boys come back home from summer vacation to find that four new students from 'North Park Elementary' have joined their class. They look eerily similar to our four boys, but their personalities and attitudes are completely different. How will things turn out? This is a NON romance story, there will be no O.C pairings, as this is a COMEDY story. Please R&R. I own only the O.C's
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Nazz the Ed by OmegaSpider reviews
Nazz starts hanging out with the Eds. Shifting the balance in power of the cul-de-sac. Much to the confusion of our three zeroes. With an obviously enraged Kevin, the Eds have a new friend, but can they keep her? Not really shipping, unless you read between the lines. Also rated T just to be safe.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Kevin, Nazz, Eds
Crimes and Punishment by amsayy reviews
Out of all the illegal bullshit Eric does, getting arrested on a minor drug dealing charge was the least of his worries. Until his angry little lawyer Jew boyfriend demands they move back to South Park to start anew. For the South Park Drabble Bomb
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
The Odds In Favor - COMPLETE by orangeyhairedimmortal reviews
It's a new Addams' family generation and there are more quirky, ooky, spooky, and cooky adventures to go on. Wednesday is all grown up and has married Joel Glicker, taking over the Addams estate after Gomez's untimely death. With their children following in her footsteps, what happens when Amanda Buckman's son, Bradley becomes the object of October's affection? based on 90's movies
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,102 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Joel G., Wednesday A.] Amanda B., OC - Complete
Beside Me in the Morning by J9nine reviews
After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,335 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman] [Kyle B., Kenny M.]
Romantic Rivalry by reality-be-rent reviews
Maurice finally gets sick of Roger's treatment, and Roger doesn't seem to really care about this. But when a new boy arrives and threatens his only friendship, what's a sadist to do?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Jack M., Roger, Maurice
Protect You by ThatcrazyJalphfan reviews
LOTF boarding school au - Rogermon; Jalph: Side plot - Roger starts developing foreign feelings for Simon that he doesn't quite understand, but is determined to discover soon enough. As the two start getting closer, difficulties and drama start to persist. Roger becomes protective and slightly possessive of Simon over the course of the story (typical cliché fanfic)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,167 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Ralph, Jack M., Roger, Simon
In This Together by Fire The Canon reviews
When tragedy strikes, Rose and Hugo have no choice but to deal with what has befallen them. Through struggles, anger, frustration, and most importantly, love, how will their tragic circumstances bring them closer together? RoseHugo sibling fic. For Multi-Chapter Boot Camp. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,680 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
Dodge-Ed by UPlover reviews
Edd is forced to play dodgeball in gym class. What happens when he is the last Ed standing.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Complete
Comfort Never Hurts an Ed by UPlover reviews
Eddy storms out of the house when his parents think they should get help. With a talk from Edd, Eddy soon changes his mind.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
I Shall Believe by esmtz reviews
Sheryl Crow. Cartman has always been a heartless kid for as long as everyone's known him but when one of his friends unexpectedly dies he'll show signs that no one not even himself believed he had; emotions. Slight Stanman and Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,175 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Eric Cartman, Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Back To December by Only-eyes-for-Riddick reviews
Wendy's friends are worried about her, she's been acting weird lately. What could be the cause?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Heaven Helps the Man by geminisonic reviews
Tadashi is now 27 years old; graduated and a successful working man who feels that he is missing something. When he gets the approval to adopt a child he meets Hiro, a smart 3 year old who forms a connection with him. From there, Tadashi brings him home only to find the real struggle: how to ask for help and how to get Hiro to understand his nightmare is over...or is it?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Choir Stories by Matilda384 reviews
From mischief to growing up, from struggle to relief, from class to choir, the boys did everything together. And as they say, boys will be boys. Just some random stories about the choirboys when they were in their school in England. It's mostly fun stuff with some continuing plots throughout. I hope you like it!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 140,801 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Jack M., Roger, Simon, Maurice
Learning to Trust by theblindwriter95 reviews
(AU) Six year old Angelica Pickles never had a friend due to her abusive parents. While living at her aunt and uncle's house thanks to child services, she meets Susie Carmichael. Will she ever make a friend? Find out!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Suzie C., Angelica P. - Complete
You guys Im seriously! by Sleeping93 reviews
At 18 years old nothing has really changed for Cartman and Wendy. School still sucks and they both still hate each other. However when Kyle finally snaps and comes up with a plan to emotionly cripple both of them, they are forced to work together to get back at him. However, as unwanted and deeply repressed feelings begin to surface, so does twisted desire. Cartman/Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,935 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
A Split-Second of Violence by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Hinata is loud. Hinata is annoying. Hinata is also passionate and sunny and bright, and so full of joyful energy that he brings out the best in everyone around him, even if they occasionally want to slap his head to make him shut up for awhile. When a split second of violence threatens to take all of this away, Karasuno responds with a fury.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,957 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Koshi S., Ryunosuke T. - Complete
Hammock by Editor-Bug reviews
Kyle just got a hammock in his backyard! And, of course, his favorite fat boy in the world decides to climb in with him... ONE-SHOT! Rated T for language. Read & review if you like! I'd say this counts as Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Island Stories by Matilda384 reviews
Ever wondered what happened on the island with all the choirboys? In this collection of stories, you'll see Lord of the Flies in a different perspective - as well as new behind-the-main-storyline experiences ranging from sweet to sad to hilarious. It's set up just like Choir Stories, except the setting this time is the island! I hope you like it!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Ralph, Jack M., Roger, Simon - Complete
Paper-Thin Ghosts by Laura of Maychoria reviews
After a practice match at a local school, Yamaguchi runs into some old enemies. Fortunately, Tanaka-senpai is protective of his kouhai.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Ryunosuke T., Kei T., Tadashi Y.
Catch Me by empnk reviews
Cartman is being forced to do things for a bully. Kyle saves the day. Pre-Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Requiem for a Meow by empnk reviews
Kyle wakes up to Cartman in his room. Kyman. Pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Shockwaves by IrelandInIrish reviews
Derek,Edwin,Lizzie Oneshot...what happens when Lizzie returns from her date with some bruising, family fluffy stuff :)
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Derek V., Lizzie M., Edwin V. - Complete
Come and Find Me by Princess-Warrior 17 reviews
"I'll always find you. Whenever, wherever. I'll always find you and come back to you. It doesn't matter if we're two feet apart or two thousand miles apart. I'll find you, Jack Merridew." Ralph Harrison made that promise to Jack when he was thirteen. Can he keep it when he's thousands of miles away in the navy? Modern Day AU with Jalph (Jack/Ralph) slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Jack M., Ralph
The Apple Of My Ed by HigherSilver reviews
He had spent so much of his life screaming at the little brat, he couldn't remember exactly when he had fallen in love with her. Wait, what?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Eddy, Sarah] - Complete
Secrets We Keep by Happy Palm Tree reviews
When Wednesday Addams attended Camp Chippewa she changed the lives of everyone there. For Amanda Buckman it turned her whole world upside down sending her down a long dark path of death, destruction, madness and love.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Wednesday A., Amanda B. - Complete
Tension by Briwookie reviews
Cartman wasn't too fond of studying, but he figured as long as he could tease a certain Jewish ginger, everything would end up alright. Kyle/Cartman Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Forget Me Not by PhoenixBlaze5 reviews
Jack has to try and win Ralph back after he's in an accident. Will he succeed, or lose Ralph in the process? Jalph and a bit of Rogice for the fun of it. :)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,079 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack M., Ralph
Harry's Nightmare by smexualbeast reviews
When Dudley Dursley hears Harry Potter having another nightmare in the middle of the night, he decides to find out what causes the bad dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Too Far by Briwookie reviews
It was the last straw, and he knew it. Sure, Roger had the tendency of being a little on the aggressive side, but he didn't actually think that Maurice would walk out on him the way he did. Now Roger doesn't know what way to turn, if there was one left at all, and it would take of his strength to get them back together again, if that was possible. Rogice. Rated T (for later).
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Roger, Maurice
Epic Party Time by CrossingInfinity reviews
Roger is going to college, but it may not be at all what he expected. Especially when he finds out his new roomies are the two people he hates most. From sparkles to brick-filled pillows, Roger has to find a way to coexist with his 'friends' and pass his classes at the same time...without killing them, of course! A comedy of what happens far away from the island. Finished.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,485 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jack M., Roger - Complete
You Mean Everything To Me by silverfox.611 reviews
When Kyle gets beat up by Craig and his friends, Cartman defends his friend. **This is my first chapter story! I hope you all enjoy it. Eventual Kyman. Rated T for swearing, bullying, sexual jokes. I'll warn you before anything more serious. Your favorites/follows/reviews are the best compliments I could receive! Thank you for reading :)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
High School Shenanigans by MorallyEvil reviews
A story of how two supposed enemies overcome the odds and fall in love. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
It's all a game by MiniTav reviews
It's Kyle's worst nightmare when he's made Cartman's personal slave and the two have never hated each other more; until an accident that leaves one in hospital has a deep affect on them both.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,054 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
New Roommate by Sleepingkit reviews
Craig finds out that the 1# guy he hates will be living with him, in the same room! That person of course, is Kenny. Maybe the hatred will change overtime once he finds out about Kenny. If, Craig could get over his past.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,711 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Tasting Electricity by UnluckyAmulet reviews
A boy, a girl, a closet, and a boatload of sexual tension. Eddy x Sarah.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Eddy, Sarah - Complete
How the Darkness Sounds by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a serious disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for him as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs. Edited as of Nov 30, 2018.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,036 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M., Sharon M. - Complete
Light and Dark by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
Bebe Stevens is popular, pretty and used to having everything her way. So when she gets stuck with dropout Goth Kid for a class project she is not impressed. A companion piece to Bad Romance.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bebe S., Curly Goth
How They Communicate by ShadyReporter reviews
Shelly and Stan are both more action people and less words. So when Shelly, after a bad day at school and looking for something to hit, sees her brother come home battered, she shows her concern in the one way she knows how. One shot cuteness with fists
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shelly M., Stan M. - Complete
On the Way Down by VanillaSpiders reviews
Drake was his best friend, his brother. The word 'step' was no more significant than the 'and' in DrakeandJosh by now. sick!Drake, caring!Josh, fluff, set after Josh is Done
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Big Brothers by LifeAnomaly reviews
The family goes on a weekend vacation and Malcolm and Reese are left home during a blizzard. To make things harder, Malcolm gets sick.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
A Bad Romance by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,334 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Treats by Canadino reviews
To supervise Ralph, Jack, and Roger on Halloween takes a particular type of strong-minded individual. And that individual is Simon. Trick or treat!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 665 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I still believe by KHwhitelion reviews
All his life, Dewey has been blamed, taken advantage of and forgotten by his family. This Christmas, he has finally had enough and asks the most unlikely person for help. But when Malcolm and Reese find out what he's up to, will they make things worse?
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Dewey - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Opposites by Hear.My.Screams reviews
Tweek wasn't my enemy. He wasn't someone I hated—but he also wasn't someone I respected or agreed with very often. Blue and Orange were opposites. Just like Tweek and I. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Before He Cheats by Angelic Guardian reviews
While cheating on a test, Cartman accidentally discovers Kyle's secret. Kyle is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Cartman's mouth shut. After all, it's better to risk your dignity than a lifelong friendship, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,734 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman, Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Bully by MT Yami reviews
Butters has been harboring a longtime crush on Cartman. When Kenny finds out and blackmails him, Butters has no choice but to let Kenny have his way with him. But who's the real bully now? Kenny or Cartman? CartmanXButtersSLASHYAOI -SEQUEL: "BAD BOYS"-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
All on a Rainy Day by it's simply me reviews
It's been several years now, and both Eddy and Sarah have grown up. But all things change drastically when it starts raining.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Eddy, Sarah - Complete
Accountabilibuddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, ButtersBradley] After watching Cartman Sucks, I had to write this. C'mon, they're so adorable! I wrote this a couple of days after the episode aired. This is the first fic I ever wrote, so expect suckage.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Butters S. - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Secrets And Lies by Ghostwriter reviews
Casey's raped. Sam and Emily believe her. Derek's caught in the middle. Who will he choose to believe? His stepsister or an upper classman?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Purple Leaf by Malcolm Fox reviews
A short story about my favorite EEnE couple SarahxEddy. R&R plz!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Eddy, Sarah - Complete
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Random Candy One-Shots reviews
As the title says, one-shots revolving around one of my favourite ships in South Park, Candy (Cartman/Wendy) just because I love the idea of them being together. Rated T just in case.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 9/26/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger]
In My Own Twisted Way reviews
In which Shelly Marsh shows that she truly does care for her stupid turd brother and his friends... Warning: some swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2017 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Shelly M. - Complete
Guilt reviews
To say that Double D and Ed felt guilty after the weGeeS incident was an understatement. Set after S03E11 "Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?"
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Ed, Edd, Eddy - Complete