Hi Hi my name is ... I dont think i should give that out quiet yet. Im very... how to describe... Its very hard to put my thoughts together, im quite a confusing person, and Im shy if i dont know you. Its kind of hard to talk about myself, when I don't even know about myself. I enjoy life sometimes but it comes to bite me. ALOT. Im a shy person at first and can change the momment I meet someone knew. LOL. I space out generally to everyone. Alright Im not gonna lie about this one... I have a heck care mind now sooo... Im told now Im not the same I used to be... but I dont mind forgetting who I used to be... I love colors blue I love and sometimes purple depending what day. I can be compleatly random at points. But I space out more than anything.

Okay this sooooo goes with me

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Now for some lame "Steriotypes"

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

Now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

All the things to love about FRIENDS!

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend has never seen you cry, a best friend had the best shoulder to cry on.

ill call your parents Mr. and Mrs. But a best friend will call them mom and dad. (That will never happen with me trust me)

A friend would stand there laughing at you as you make a fool our of yourself, a best friend, would be up there with you.

A friend would let you have all the blankets on a sleepover, a best friend would leave you cold, and warm you up with a hug

A friend would tell off your stalker for you, a best friend would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

A friend offers you their seat, a best friend let's you sit on their lap.

A friend turns down the music when you ask them to, a best friend turns it up instead of down and smiles.

A friend never asks you for anything to eat, a best friend opens the fridge and makes themselves at home.

A friend will leave you behind if that's what the croud is doing, a best friend will always go with you.

A friend borrows your stuff and then gives it back a few days later, but a best friend loses something and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A friend you have to tell not to tell anyone, but a best friend already knows not to tell.

A friend would take away your drink when they think you've had enough. A best friend would say, "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

A friend would knock on your door, but a best friend would walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

A friend would help you up when you fall, but a best friend would laugh, and then trip you again. (that happend to me in gym class. thnx alot friend)

A friend believes you when you say your fine, a best friend will know something is wrong. (Is not that true.)

Friends say sorry after a long fight, best friends never fight. (no it still happens)

Compleatly and very besare and Random things.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My heart is not a playground

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Normal people worry me.

You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (one word GRAVITY)

( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (I was in a hurry and didnt notice it)

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (most exciting thing i did my whole week.)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (shit happens. quite freakently i might add)

total so far=4

(x) You have run into a tree. (I dont want to explain that.)

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow.

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them. ( what can i say im human)

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

( ) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow. ( happens all the time. I just dont pay attention.)

total so far= 13

( x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class.

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

total so far=19

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 24

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 27

( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Total all together=32

Okay i found this sooo... Its NOT mine

Goodbye May seem Forever

we met it seems, such a short time ago

you looked at me, needing me so.

yet from your sadness, our happiness grew.

and i found out, i needed you two.

i remember how we used to play,

i recal those rainy days.

the fires glowed, that kept us warm,

and now i find were both alone

goodbye may seem forever

farwell is like the end

but in my heart is like a memory

and there you'll always be.