A collection of Merthur oneshots, some smutty, some angsty, some just sickeningly sweet fluff. RxR!

Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.

CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.

Murdoc and Noodle return back from Hell after two long years. Gorillaz reunite. A relationship between the bassist and guitarist spark.

A series of citris-y one shots. Requests are open, send me one and I'll get right on it, I swear!

Noodle is back from hell, and she is at her weakest, she relies on the gorillaz to help her, will 2D and Murdoc help her too or take advantage of her state?

2-D's suffering through a migraine-attack again, but wait... there's help. It's turquoise. ...you know. 2D/Murdoc.

Dean Winchester walks into a bar as a virgin. After this, that never happens again. Dean/Other Het . Spoilers: No. Warnings: Dean is underage.

Dean and Sam Winchester are veterans of Hell, just like Bela Talbot. Dean/Sam/Bela

Dean is back from his time in Hell with unwelcome feelings toward Sam. Set during the episode "Lazarus Rising." Warnings: Wincest of a sort .

Some idle chitchat between mates quickly escalates to something neither was expecting.. rated M for their talking/action Slash warning 2D/Muds Oneshot

Conrad is at Worth's again for blood. What he doesn't expect is Worth offering up his own. Rated for ConWorth action, language, and blood.

RL/SS/HP - Smut for the sake of smut, there is no plot here but there is a good helping of smex. Rated M for a reason... now with a second helping!

Conworth on sundays and the weekly blood delivery. For everything else look inside but please read the warnings

1st Footprints arc Antichrist!Winchester verse . Bobby Singer wasn't like any other hunter they'd run into and the brothers weren't like any other demons Bobby's ever hunted. That right there should have been one huge warning sign for all three of them.

Noodle is tired of waiting on the guys and decides to start the DARE video by herself. 2D is lost in Kong and is trying to find Noodle before the song ends... 2DxNoodle. Rated M. Complete ONEshot!

Murdoc sees 2D at the bar, and follows him... Shameless smut, PWP oneshot. * don't like, don't read. *

Pushing the Envelope sequel. Worth expected Conrad to do him some damage. He did not expect Conrad to be cognizant enough to know exactly what sort of damage Worth would not appreciate. Conworth, top!Conrad.

2D wants Murdoc to sit through a full-length film with him, but Murdoc's sick of the frontman's zombie flicks. After he learns what kind of movies the bassist will watch all the way through, things take a very strange turn and get hot; on and off-screen.

Bonnie is gifted with a crystal ball and proceeds to abuse her new 'eye' by dabbling in voyeurism.

After resisting Worth's inelegant advances, Conrad gives an ultimatum. Worth goes a session with the therapist of Conrad's choosing. Conrad sleeps with Worth however Worth likes. Problem? She's a hypnotherapist. It was just one suggestion... Conworth.

Inspired by Cacodaemonia's ConWorth Changing Room picture on Y!Gallery. What happens when Worth spots Conrad while shopping? Plot? What stinking plot?

I love him, the stupid faceache...but I can't be with him. Murdocx2D, NC 17 for Non-con, mention of alcohol and violence. Yaoi: don't like it don't read.

An invitation by Worth to look at old art junk in a basement is not a date. It's an exploitation of knowledge to sell the stuff. It's also a plain old bad idea if Worth finds objects that start giving him ideas. Conworth, abuse of theater props.

Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.

2DxMurdoc drabble. Rated M for Murdoc's naughty imagination. Oneshot.

Dean is an exhibitionist, Sam is a voyeur, Castiel loves sex. WARNINGS: Threesome, exhibitionism, voyeurism, wing kink, pain kink, fisting, slight degredation, dirty talk, WINCEST FREE! Basically pure smut!

Conworth. In which Worth cannot sleep and doesn't bother trying to, walls are constantly moving, and Conrad just wants to eat.

Whether he likes it or not, Conrad is dependent on Worth for sustenance. He likes it even less when he finds out all that blood has been from Worth's own veins, less still when he can be maneuvered into sampling directly. Conworth. Discontinued/Completed.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

This is a Merthur oneshot containing explicit content--don't like, don't read.

Just some spicy lemons from the stories I wrote years ago...you may want to read them first. All will be posted under this title. There will be mostly 2DxNoodle, but a couple of MurdocxNoodle. Every lemon posted is RATED M so please be warned.

The notoriously homophobic Larxene accidentally moves in with a gay couple and drama ensues. Not quite lemon... more like lemon juice. Larxene, Naminé, Vexen and Marluxia. 411.

2D will have to choose between Murdoc and Noodle... who will he choose? The Satanic bassist or the young Japanese guitarist?