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Hi im Blue

My bestiest buddie is seddiefanwhowillgetmad (or red)

TOGETHER WE ARE PURPLE

Age= none of ur bussiness

gender=look above (girl)

eyes=Blue

Hair= black w/ blue streaks

Height= VERY TALL

BLUE

10 Reasons Not To Read The Below Messages

1. It's a waste of your time

2. No, really, it is

3. Seriously, stop reading.

4. If you just read the word 'Roflcopter' in the last 60 seconds, you suck

5. See, number 4 was a reason.

6. Though number 5 wasn't

7. Because you're bored

8. Wait, that's why you're reading this, aren't you?

9. Stop reading this, seriously.

9a. Seriously.

9b. Seriously...

10. You know, seriously, every second spent is time you'll never get back. Let this be a lesson to those of you that wasted your time reading all of the above.. Every bit of time you spend is time you'll never get back. Stop reading these chain things once they get lame, and use your saved time for more constructive things.


-If you think Edward Cullen is NOT hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. (is it just me or does anyone else thnk that when he went into the sun in the first movie and he was all sparkely did anyone else think someone probely attacked him with a bedazzler)

-If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-98 of the teen population does/has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy & paste this in your profile

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

-93 percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 7 percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you fell for this, copy this to your profile, and teach someone else this lesson about using your time wisely.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

OH DUDE! If you've ever started saying dude nonestop, dude, like, after watching Beast Boy say dude, for no reason... copy paste this, dude! Dude?


english is a crazy language

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England, and French fries aren't French.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, two geese; so, one moose, two meese? One index, two indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?


Important questions!

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now by seeing people from the future?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it that when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

,If you completely agree with the questions above, copy and paste this to your profile!


95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"


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Maybe We Could by portable tragedy reviews
"With you, chere, I ain't playin'." -Remy arrives at the mansion from a long-term undercover assignment to find an intriguing, and isolated, new student with a power that leaves him as breathless as her green eyes do. ROMY. (Because, who else, really?)—COMPLETE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 160,411 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine, Gambit - Complete
Breaking Down The Barricade by BlackenedAngel reviews
[Part II Uploaded] Even though he left her, Cara is intent on protecting her long lost friend, Ben Solo. Little does she know that the boy who hurt her now cowers behind the mask that plagues her dreams and every waking thought; a mask which may be the only thing protecting her from her own worst nightmare.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,301 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC] - Complete
Return of the Cahills by KTRose12 reviews
Three years have gone by since the clue hunt. Amy and Dan are living a normal, boring life. But then they get a letter that changes everything... Note: This story has nothing to do with Vespers Rising, or any books that will follow.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
A Boy, a Girl and a Sister by village bicycle reviews
"Max!" he yells. I fall silent and glower at him, my chest rising and falling at an increased tempo from my erratic breaths. / He takes two quick steps towards me, grabs my hip with one hand and a handful of my hair with the other, and kisses me. FAX, AU, and going through a strenuous editing process. No wings―or are there?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,352 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Ella
Breathe by LadyCharliEM reviews
"You have terrible aim!" She yelled at him, throwing her arm out to indicate there was an already broken window next to the one they fell through. Hawkeye shrugged. "I was working with more weight than usual. Plus I was distracted." Darcy should have known by now that following Jane and her crazy theories could only lead to trouble. Slight AU. Clint/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,721 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren reviews
This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,784 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Enjoying yourself? by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
A crazy tale of crazy months. After all, it wasn't everyday a college student ended up sleeping with a highly trained secret agent sniper.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,039 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L. - Complete
Falling For You by sweetandlow1012 reviews
The archer moved forward in response. His mind calculated his chance of hitting his target. They weren't good. He wouldn't be fast enough to save her.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L. - Complete
Growing Up In A War by AvaJane17 reviews
The family has destroyed the barrier, the Master is dead, the Grimms are living in Camp Charming, while the Scarlet Hand terrrorizes the rest of the world.Until of course Sabrina and Puck are met with a surprise that changes everything. Their daughter.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,479 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Redemption by GoldSilver02 reviews
She stares. He stares. It starts as a game. Neither are prepared for what would come of it. Sometimes, redemption comes in the form of words, softly spoken but always there.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The Lesser evil by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
In the small town of Puente Antiguo, Darcy is bored out of her mind. Until they arrrive. In fact, until he arrives. AU, high school fic. T for the moment, maybe more later.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,808 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Everything is relative by GoldSilver02 reviews
Darcy should know that one-night stands never stay that way. Especially when said one-night stand is her best friend's soon to be brother-in-law. And best man to her maid-of-honor. Awkward. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Tiger Eyes by SBeth09 reviews
Tiger never thought she'd see him again and if she did, she was going to kill him. But she didn't expect Snake Eyes to find her. crummy summary I know...it's good, trust me. rated T for some creepy details.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
iSleepover by KWilson reviews
What happens when the iCarly cast has a sleepover? Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
New Yorkers by maispecialk reviews
Max and The Flock are on the Subway when they literally bump into a fiery red-head and Golden Haired boy who could be an angel.Guess who? *1 Shot*
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Max, Clary F. - Complete