name: Hamtaro. dont ask why...it wasnt my decision...-_-' no seriously, it wasnt.

gender: girl duh!

age: fifteen! FINALLY!

favorite anime: fullmetal alchemist! and thousands of others...

favorite manga: again, fullmetal alchemist. but my others r ranma 1/2, inuyasha, saint tail, moon phase, azumanga daioh, furuba, digi charat, and fullmetal panic! and yet again, there r many, MANY others as well.

As a great person (i.e. me) once said: "edo dies alot...sigh

stuff that when i rule the world, all of u peasants out there will have to do:

hamtaro's decrees:

#1: only men will give the birth. NOT US GIRLS.

#2: Alphonse Elric will become my husband.

#3: every person must eat at least one jar of peanut butter (it can be smoothe or crunchy) a day. ...nobody cares if ur fat!

#4: ... all spiders will die... -shudders i HATE spiders.-

#5: all people with the first name "sara" (doesn't matter how it's spelled) must learn the ULTRA SPECIAL AND ULTRA SECRET sara dance! only sara's can do this one!

#6: if anyone who doesn't have the first name "sara" is caught doing the "sara dance", then they will be thrown in the chokey, locked in the darkness, and fed only beer nuts.

#7: school will be cancelled forever.

#8: winry will be burned at the stake.

#9: melfina will ALSO be burned at the stake along with akane! ha!

#10: anyone who disagrees with the last two will be burned alive and served to my purple smurf pets as dinner for christmas.

#11: well, i can't really think of anything else right now, so... yeah. BUT THIS IS STILL A LAW! i don't care if it doesn't make any sense! cuz it makes sense to ME! and obviously i am sooooooo much more important than u. why? cuz like i said before, i said so.

people who help me.

well, my psychayatrist for sure. but that's all confidential! others r envy, wrath (my widdle moofy!), edo-kun, alphonse -gets heart-shaped eyes-, roy, havoc, fury, breda, falman, riza, and everyone else that works at the military HQ including maes, my friends, all four amanda's, the other sarah, both nathan's, and everyone else that sits at (well used too cuz we r all going to highschool once this summer is over) our lunch table and then some! lol. -gives excel-style peace sign.-

stuff that is really not important (or at least that's what YOU think) but is really important too me: killing winry and anyone who "likes" alphonse as more than just familyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHwow! i did that for an ENTIRE 3 minute song! not any mistakes either! i TOLD u that i could do it. but did u believe me? HMMM? nope! u all said that it couldn't be done... u said it couldn't be possible... u even said that there couldn't be anyone out there with enough boredom, patience, perservernce, laziness, or creepiness to be able to do it. BUT I DID IT! IN UR FACE! HA HA HAAA!

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current mood: angry, cuz i havent gotten any reviews in so long...

current song that i am listening to: "Wait A Minute" by the Pussycat Dolls.

oh, and heres my FAVORITE quotes:

The Excel Girls: "Love is derriere!"

Edo: "I'm cute. Please don't hurt me."

ME: "nothing is ever ur own fault! its ALWAYS someone elses!"

greed: "nothing's impossible."

envy: "I'M BETTER THAN U R!"

wrath: "GIIIIIIVE MEEEE CAAANDYYYYY!"

komugi-chan: "dont call me flat chest!"

mugi-maru: "ur the heroine of this anime. u should really be more attentive komugi."

excel and hyatt: "tonzura koite!"

amanda grassi: "aaaawwww FREAK OUT!"

nabeshine: "...p-puchus! SO CUUUUTE!"

melodie from josie and the pussycats: "if ur happy and u know it clap ur hands! if ur happy and u know it, then ur face will surely show it. if ur happy and u know it CLAP UR HANDS!"

people at school: "shutup. ur always so effing loud."

me: "I DONT CARE ABOUT UR STUPID SELF-CONFIDENCE!"

ran kotobuki: "being a gal is forever."

tomo-chan: "dang. things got all messed up by adding ur powers osaka!"

yukari: "DO IT FOR THE STEAK!"

nyamo: "LETS GO AND HAVE ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS!"

yukari: "ALRIGHT! UR BUYIN!"

kimura: "let's tango BABY!"

kimura (again): "ARE U DRIED UP NYAMO!"

nyamo: "GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"

caramel: "do da do da dooooo! peaNuT BUtter! peanut butter! oh how i luUUUUV peaaaNUUUUT BUUUTERRR!"

me: "drop the food NOW!"

Pedro: "as soon as i finish this cup of coffee, i will defeat u gomez, and take back my sexy wife and son!" -sips coffee at kitchen table with gomez-

Emilie Locke and friends during 1st period Orchestra: "I wanna be rainbow!" Katie Kratzer: "Okay. Make urself look like an arch." me: "and we'll paint u different colors!" Emilie: "Skittles...taste the rainbow...wait...I AM THE RAINBOW!"

Emilie (same day and same people): -holding history project closely- "My baaaabyyyy!" person i cant stand: -shoves hand in opening of history project.- Emilie: -gasps- "GET UR HAND OUT OF MY BABY!" Michael Jahnkee: "uhhh...r u like, molesting the baby?" -room goes to dead silence-.

-substitute teacher in Algebra I with class- class: "dont u have in faith in us that we'll be quiet and not get the extra assignments???" sub: "yeah, i have faith in u guys. faith that ur gonna screw up." class: O.o

(crap! how could i forget THIS one! its like, LEGENDARY for us whove seen or own the fma movie!): Edo: (just jumped off of a bridge chasing a car down the street) "Why? Why is Ginger here!" (and he really means king bradley. sigh. this is the result of bad english translation from a chinese bootleg off of ebay...)

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hmmm...i guess i should also mention that most of the parody stories r results of extreme lack of sleep at night. like "the homunculous sleepover" and "Teddy bears attack." -sweatdrop- my other stories that r more serious (and ill bet a lot of my friends who r reading this r thinking: "ya right! ive read ur stories uve written at school! it cant be THAT serious!" r rolling on the ground with laughter. cuz at school, i usually write humor and parodies. but ive got lots of serious stories that nobody's really ever read in my head, and im finally puttin 'em up for yall's!) but i promise that my serious (well, serious-er) stories r good! but it has resulted in the loss of about 10,000,000 brain cells (or do people even HAVE ten million brain cells? if not, then that just further proves my point i guess).

and finally: since everyone's always listing their muses, ill list mine too. My muses r envy, wrath, ling (from the manga), mustang, and my made-up character, birdy. they r my most helpful muses. but ya, greed and lust help too (just not as much. but lust at least helps more than our eternally stupid and confuzzled greed.)

okay, well im bored...

i cant believe its not butter...wait...i cant believe IM not butter!!! or AM i????????? -licks arm- "the world may never know hamtaro, the world may never know..."