What If: Mr. Simmons had never done the play in Elementary school? What if he directed it when they were all in High School instead? This is an expanded take on Helga's schemes to kiss Arnold. AxH, slight AU.

What happens when Gerald asks Helga and Phoebe asks Arnold to go on the camping trip with just the three friends? Just the three friends? The story that is filled with hate, love, jealously, and sex? Lots of events that will make you want to read more!

Six years after returning from San Lorenzo, Arnold has hardly enough time to unpack before he's forced to spend his summer in the country with his cousin, Arnie. Meanwhile, at the request of Doctor Bliss, Helga is also stuck spending her summer in the country with her cousin, Hilda, to elevate stress. However, circumstances force Helga's stress free holiday into madness.