So, you finally found your way here? Good! I was expecting you awhile back! It might have taken you a "wee" bit longer than I thought it would, but, you're here now and that's all that matters!
Welcome, one and all, to the main office of Clockwork Calamities. We, and by that I mean, I, are always ready to open an ear and listen to what you have to say, and any ideas you might have. We are a strictly non-profit writing association, without much of a formal education, and self-taught skills for preservation. So, in all honestly, we're pretty fun, and we enjoy what we do; making stories for you to read. Of course though, this is where we need to ask for your help. In order for us (once again, meaning me) to make good stories that you'll enjoy, we need you to donate your time and criticism to us. Below are the parts required to make this work.
Our part: making stories that people/ponies/Cthulu/hell spawns/draconeqqui/aliens/FBI Agents/Bob/Stan the Cupcake/and our lord and dark master, Oprah, will enjoy.
Your part: knit-picking all of our stories to death, and effectively giving us more ideas/spam to use/abuse/exploit for the amusement of the internet gods only known as Fa-ce-boo'k, Tumbl-r, and Red-dit.
This concludes your complimentary explanation of how we work, and we hope you enjoyed the ride.

Hey, so, I am Clockwork Calamities, the editor and writer of the fanfictions on this page. I guess I don't have much to say, but the fact that I love writing. It was just a hobby of mine, something to do for fun, but soon enough, it changed into this: my way of writing for fun and the enjoyment of others. Sort of a nice way to relieve my stress after a long day, and a nice way to keep going about (hopefully) making people smile.
I love criticism, both constructive or otherwise just nitpicking. I love the kind of people that try to find flaws in my stories and push me on it, particularly if they tell me what I could do better, because then I know that I can improve, based on what they tell me.
I'm good at writing stories, but they're never too long. I try and keep people wanting more, while giving them enough to keep them entertained, something that I wish I was better at, and something that I hope to improve upon.

So, as for my name, Clockwork Calamities is actually the name of the main offices of the character Professor/Doctor Calamity, from the series of Calamity Journals I'm re-writing at the moment, simply for the sake of improving upon my original ideas and concepts that I employed the first time around, starting with Wilderness and ending with Magma, and consisting of five stories altogether, covering five different adventures of the Doctor and his Assistant, Bailey James.

I write mostly anything that comes to my mind, but due to my personality quirks, I sometimes take long periods of time to write stories, particularly when it comes down to the fact that I write stories I'm interested in, and only stories I'm interested in at the moment that I'm writing them. It's what I describe as my "bored kills fun" flaw. If I get bored with something, I switch to something else, while if I get frustrated, I excel. It takes me time to write any usable content by these standards, and I hope it doesn't inconvenience anyone who enjoys my writing, as I don't want anyone to get bored of my work, or think that I'm being lazy. It's a flaw in my personality, and I am still trying to work on it, without losing my creative edge.

I get help from my friends with things such as first drafts and spell checking, and they are often the first people to criticize my work because of it. I'm truly grateful to all of them because of it, and I'm beyond ecstatic that they are there for me, and help me to learn. They're the best friends I could ever have, and I hope that they feel the same way about me.

T'm a gamer, and I always liked RPG games, and adventures like Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Persona, and Diablo. Though I try my hardest, I always go back to them, and I always will, because I adore them so much.

Lastly, my favorite kind of stories are the kinds that use suspense to make people interested in them. Horror, mystery, action, adventure, they're all great to me, if written correctly, and I love picking up a new one to add to my collection. After all, bookstores don't sell books, just paper, ink and thread. The only books you truly own, are those that you have read. (Nice little poem for you guys, huh?).

Blackened Mansion: A story of mystery and suspense! Trapped in a mansion with your worst enemies, what are you to do when someone starts killing all the guests? Everyone is a suspect when danger lurks around every corner and down every hall. Welcome, to Redwood Mansion.

Firefight Series: When a parade goes wrong, it's up to a stallion named Quartz and a team of ragtags and soldiers to get things back on track. However, traitors and killers are all around, and monstrous creatures that defy nature roam in the darkness and even among our heroes. Who is behind this monstrous chain of events? You'll have to read to find out...

Return Series: In a world created by man, a group of virtual warriors must defend the populace from bandits, hackers, viruses, and beasts of their own creation. Action, adventure, intrigue, mystery, twists and turns, and even some comedy, this is a story that will have fun parts and stories for everyone. However, there are also contests for those of you who want to be more invested in the story. Have fun, and enjoy.