Likes: Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Minecraft, Video games, Art, Epic score, Two Steps From Hell, Writing, Trumpet.

Dislikes: Rich Kids, Justin Beiber (definetly), One-Direction (Again, definetly), prissys, and jerky people who say their you're friend just so the can borrow money and take stuff and not have to pay you back because "we're friends" and you dont tell them this because youre to afraid the'll make up rumors about you and you dont have the guts to be that mean (even though you know they deserve it.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN...

-You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth

-You are completely convinced one of your female teachers is a fury

-You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis

-You blame Poseidon for bad weather

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses

-You burn food to see if it smells good

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-You’re in a swimming race and you pray and sacrifice to Poseidon

-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo

-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood

-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying in a plane, etc.) and hope Zeus won’t blast you out of the air

-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

-You bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere

-When something bad happens, randomly blame Kronos

-You sometimes try to control water

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months (they're the best 3 months of your life)

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-When you go to Office Max for pens, you ask for one that turns into a sword

-Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor

-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say, "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

-You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry)

-Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and Space Museum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists

-Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...)

-Blame Athena for bad grades

-Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane

-Glare at donut store chains and blame it on the Hydra

-Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution

-You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all)

-Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne

-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it

-You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant

-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail

-You go to the Hallmark store and say you need to get a father’s/mother’s day card for your godly parent

-You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear

-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary

-You know who your godly parent is

-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again

-When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed

-You refuse to lie down on a waterbed

-You ask suffers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon

-You go to CVS and ask for Hermes vitamins in gummies

-You know more about PJO than most sane people

-You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

-You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things

-You are so obessed with the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)

-You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list

-You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO

-You dream of Percy and other PJO characters every night

-You think this list could go on into infinity (which I do)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD