Mayonaka Kazuki
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Author has written 1 story for Grand Chase.

Kazuki is my shorthand, you can call me that.

I was born the on the day when Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday was observed in all 50 states for 1st time, so feel free to take a guess at my birthday. :D


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (i was a small kid back then!)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (does a staring contest count? :D)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (my classmate was making jokes while we were eating, i did a spit take first, then this...)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door ( we have sliding glass doors at home!)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many minutes after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (curiosity kills...)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (i accidentally did this to my crush! fortunately, we decicded that we won't tell anyone..)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair,
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarenato the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (happens all the time! XD)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (you'd be surprised on what a can of rootbeer can do to me :D)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else'stoothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Bold the things you have done! (88/100! i guess i'm prone to stupidity..? LOL. XD)


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (yeah, i only go out to shop if i need or want something)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes!)
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 19/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You were eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 3/25

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

-It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

-If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

-No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

-If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

-I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

-People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.


You know you're a fangirl when...

1. You read fanfiction and squeal out loud. (if i'm reading fluff.)

2. You write fanfiction. (obviously~ :3)

3. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc. (i learned these the hard way...)

4. You hate mary-sues with a passion. (they are so damn hard to read.)

5. You watch a movie/ read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings.

6. You own merchandise of your favorite character. (i have a Sasuke keychain which i've been keeping for years!)

7. You own a deviantart account.

8. You browse through deviantart.com and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart. (guilty. .)

9. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite anime character.

10. You occasionally wonder why anime guys aren't real. (it's depressing that bishies aren't real...)

11. You start learning japanese. (uh-huh, the first word i learned was kawaii.)

12. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons.

13. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged.

14. You wish you could cosplay.

15. You cosplay. (done and done! XD)

16. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'. (very much!)

17. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are. (of course i do! :D)

18. You hate anime dubbed into english.

19. You know more about the japanese culture than your own.

20. You occasionally glomp people.

21. You hyperventilate when you see someone who resembles an anime character.

22. You hyperventilate when you see a japanese person.

23. You hyperventilate when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price.

24. You tend to hyperventilate a lot. (i could see why...)

25. You wish you could visit Japan.


Stories / Fanfics :

Grand Chase : Drabbles and Song Oneshots - Ongoing

-- a series of drabbles and songfics about the Grand Chase. Pairings: Lass x Arme, Ronan x Elesis, Ryan x Lire, Sieghart x Mari, Jin x Amy.

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Fallen Star by LegendOfMischief reviews
Black Star watched her fall, watched her break, and he's there to put the pieces back together. BlackStarxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Black Star, Maka A.
Fairy Lore by Maddy02 reviews
A collection of prompt-based drabbles and one-shots. Mostly featuring Lucy but no-one is safe. Beware manga spoilers and enjoy the madness.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 35,514 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010
Silent Promises by Mitsukai Kanashimi reviews
There's a big secret the little mistress needs to know, but it might take some time before she finds out what it is. A/N: I swear... These fan fictions would be the death of me
Grand Chase - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Lass, Arme
Six makes the Sky by Lulu-ichigo reviews
The sky cannot exist without them. Vongola tribute. Collection of oneshots that remind us how much Decimo loves his famiglia. chapter 18: Cloud. Tsuna sees his cloud in a different light through these little discoveries. Written for Hibari's bday.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,825 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
My Own Personal Model by Clover-tan reviews
He's a model and she's a photographer. They never talk to each other nor are they interested. But an unexpected meeting at a bar sparks a conversation between them. Are things going to take a turn? And who's this other model she's working with? AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,857 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Grand Chase Chronicles by Lacie Noirflecet reviews
Elesis, Lire and Arme joins Grand Chase to beat all evil. What adventures lie ahead for them? Are they the only ones who will beat all evil persons or will more companions come? Pairings are ElesisXRonan,LireXRyan,ArmeXLass,AmyXJin,MariXSieghart.
Grand Chase - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
Wrong Choice of Words by cursedlonelyheart reviews
On how Lucy tries to convince Juvia that Gray is NOT inlove with her, and how Gray ruins it all with his perfect timing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Unlocking the Gate by Usami reviews
/Alpha/ "I look up to the sky and whisper a prayer. You're out there somewhere, too, under this vast sky."
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] - Complete
Unseen Signs by nellchan0013 reviews
A friendship fic between Aries and Loke. Loke loves Lucy...he just doesn't know it. Good think Aries does...but does her brother really have to be so stupid about it? And who knew Grey was useful? Implied LucyxLoke and LucyxGrey. Slight-OOC. T to be safe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Loke/Leo, Aries - Complete
Odds and Ends by Mirime Kisarrastine reviews
A collection of various one-shots focusing on my favourite FT couples. Finished. Couples: Freed/Mirajane, Gajeel/Levy, Gray/Juvia, Natsu/Lucy, Macau/Cana, Happy/Charle, Laxus/Evergreen, Lyon/Sherry, Alzack/Bisca, Leo/Aries, Jellal/Erza, Mystogan/Erza K.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,730 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Stolen Moments by Persephone Oswald Oleesen reviews
I've been searching for somebody to love all my life, but I'd pretty much given up when I joined Fairy Tail. It took a few letters to Mom and an unwanted guest in my bed to help me realize that Fairy Tail was just what I needed to find that person. /NaLu/
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
You Know You Are Obsessed With Fairy Tail When by Maixin reviews
Are you obsessed ;D Check the list off!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Grand Chase: Drabbles and Song Oneshots reviews
A series of drabbles and song oneshots about the Grand Chase. LassxArme, RonanxElesis, RyanxLire, JinxAmy, SieghartxMari.
Grand Chase - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010