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Joined 04-30-10, id: 2346580, Profile Updated: 08-25-10
Author has written 2 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Sorry this profile is rubbish, I'm in the process of rewriting it

Helloooo World!

About me (no, you can't know my name. It's classified information. I could tell you, but then I'd have to feed you to my pet Jaberwoky - Alice ain't getting this one!). All you really need to know is that I'm a thirteen year old girl who is a reading maniac! I read all the time: at home, in school, on the bus, in bed - you name it. I am completely into fantasy mystery stories. I love :Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant, Lord of the Rings, Edge Chronicles, anything by Diana Wynne Jones, Cat Royal series, Pecy Jackson, Lady Grace mysteries, Stella etc, Knife and Rebel, Tiger Tiger, the Abradizil, the Eddie Dickens trillogy, Nancy Drew... You get the picture. My ambition is to be a published author, so I'm just going to try and write whatever I can as best I can, and see what people think.

I don't spend all my life reading though (contrary to what most people who know me think). I love music - playing and listening to it I play flute and piano, not that I'm very good at it, but I really love to listen to music. My favourite artists are:Nightwish, Evanescence, Paramore, Biffy Clyro, Muse, The Saturdays, Mika, The Feeling, Maddona, Nelly Furtado, Scooter, Alphabeat, Robyn... I think I listen to just about every genre of music that exists. If I had to choose between being blind or being deaf, I think I would have to choose being blind. I couldn't live without music.

And I am also a big fan of films. Favourites include: Lord of the rings trillogy, Harry Potter's, Pirates of the Carribean, Alice in wonderland (2010), Labyrinth, Secret of Moonacre, Peter Pan (the live action one, not the cartoon), The prince of Egypt, Joseph King of dreams, The Narnia films, Cinderella (the Roger and Hamestine musical), Avatar, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Merlin, the Snow Queen, Poirots... I am quite film mad as you can see!


Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"


I love Eurovision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sorry, moment of madness. But seriously. If you don't watch it, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!


Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you think that homosexuality is wrong because God said it's wrong, copy and paste this into your profil

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in love with a long list of fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get randomly obsessed with things and they become all you think and talk about for a few weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. (This is sooooo me)

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

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This And That by messengercat reviews
Of champions, chaos and caffeinated drinks.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jareth, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Princess of Gondor by Remember How I Used To Be reviews
FIRST IN MY SERIES: Branwen, the first child of Aragorn and Arwen, is as wild as the wind and as beautiful as her Great-Grandmother Galadriel. Legolas has known her since birth, but can he help her face her demons? Can he face his own?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Legolas - Complete
HOWL JENKINS: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by tinkerchu reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of a fully-automated HOWL JENKINS unit.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Anniversary by Lady Alyss reviews
This is my ULTIMATE expression of Valduggery. Gets pretty heave, rated M for reasons you'll find later on... heh heh... So yeah, ultiamteness :D Enjoy....
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Stolen Years by Ringbearingreasergal reviews
Legolas comes across a human child who calls herself Lucy Pevensie and before long, curious knowledge leads to tragedy. Oneshot. Slightly AU. LOTRxNarnia Crossover.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Legolas, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
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Feel For You reviews
Valduggery song fic to the song of the same name by Nightwish. No storyline, just pure Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Love's dark secrets reviews
China has a deep dark secret from the past that she doesn't want Skuldugery to know about, but love complicates things. And when Valkyries own problems come to a head, secrets get out of hand.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - China S.