As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.

Sherlock is surprised by his absurd reaction to John's accident. Hand holding ensues, followed by awkward self-discovery and a healthy dose of angst. This story is rated M for chapters 5 and onward. Johnlock, m/m Slash, sexual themes, language. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. ***Update: smutty epilogue posted as chapter 15***

John is fed up with Sherlock's whingeing about the broken air conditioning and proposes a trip to the Lake District. An unfortunate discovery there leads to revelations that blow the lid off of John's suppressed emotions. Sexy times ensue. (Previously published to AO3.)

COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.

The action moves to Sherlock's room after another nightmare. John's finally come to terms with moving the relationship along and takes a more dominant role. Sherlock's pov. Thanks for all the wonderful feedback, keep it coming and I'll keep writing what you want. Rated a strong MA for man/man action.

Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-

Let me taste your madder side and let's see who I become. Sirius & Harry's bonding time got a little out of hand. Now the press were camped outside, Molly wanted Sirius dead and the whole house wanted to know their every detail. Damn. Slash. SBHP

Who knew being locked outside with Malfoy could be such fun? It might be cold, but Malfoy has found a way of warming them both up! Slash AU.

John and Bobby share an intimate morning together and must now hide their relationship from Bobby’s girlfriend Rogue. John&Bobby Slash, Rogue, Kitty

When Master and Manservant have feelings for each other. Hearts that thought they could never find love, found it. ArtemisButler YAOI! Read and review!

i'll love you forever... but that never lasts very long. A prequel to 'in the closet'. Read that first, if you haven't already.

Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...