Hi-yaaa! I'm probably going to only want to say this once, but I am probably the only, and probably will be the only, guy to read, write, and like yaoi's. Not every story is one, but they are all good stories. RxR my comrades.

Note: You are free to copy whatever you want*

I was on another person' profile, she goes by the name of "insaneshadowfangirl", and I found this hilarious survey. So I thought I might take a crack at it.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

Correlation (my step-mom is taking psychology at college, so that's it.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Fullmetal Alchemist

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

probably 11:15 a.m. or something.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:56 a.m. (I was way off!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My baby god-sister making baby sounds.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Friday, March 8, when i was walking home from the bus stop.

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

insaneshadowfangirl's profile.

9. What are you wearing?

PJs

10. Did you dream last night?

No, but really wish I did.

11. When did you last laugh?

a second ago when I was reading the previous answers for this survey.

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?

Paint. Christian posters and stuff.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes, I was looking through said psychology book for the first answer and found the naked back (butt included) of a naked guy.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Who came up with this?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?

the rights to every anime I want!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm an otaku!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics...

Probably get rid of tons of laws made by tons of people that I don't like, the list being too long for this profile.

19. A quote that you love/live by...

"Sanity is overrated."

21. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?

Probably "Alexa"

22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?

ZEPHYR! (sorry James Patterson, I just think that's an awesome name!)

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?

floor, more, bore, roar, head...board

28. Favorite planet?

PLUTO!

29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile phone?

My grandmother.

30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?

He will carry me (it's a christian song that I never hear because my phone is always on silent or vibrate.)

31. What shirt are you wearing?

Top's motorcycle over a wife beater.

32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?

socks, and I really don't have a preference.

33. Bright or Dark room?

Bright

34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?

She's even crazier than I am!

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

sleeping.

36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?

found a domo edible cake topper? Is Domo something you're into? HELP! (i'm having a cosplay b-day party on my b-day. how ironic is that?!)

37. Where's your mailbox?

across the street/ in the front yard

38. What's a word you say a lot?

horded. (look it up, it's a real word that my step-sister uses way to often that means "surrounded by many people")

Got this survey from EnergeticTwilightHeart1993, and this is take three right now of trying to put it on here.

Name one person who made you smile today? All that Glitters- Is Sparkly

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Eating breakfast/getting ready to go to church.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Reading fanfiction

What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla (does that make me boring?)

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water (does that make me boring?)

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? white cheddar

Do you take vitamins daily? NO!

Do you have a tan? Yo soy puerto riceno. (Meaning that I am already tan.)

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Duh! I hate pizza.

Do you drink your soda with a straw? If its a sour punch straw.

What color is your watch? N/A

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii? A secluded island to go to to get away from my troubles.

What is your favorite number? 69 and 88 (really hard to choose which one is my most favorite)

How many states have you lived in? Florida, but have visited tons more.

Biggest annoyance right now? My brother.

Can you say the alphabet backwards? Anything to make me seem weirder.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Anything that fits and that i have.

Are you jealous of anyone? Nope.

Is anyone jealous of you? Definitely NOT!

Do you love anyone? No...

Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Does half of the complete population of my school count? (Teachers and principal included)

Do you use the word 'hello' daily? No, I like the good-old Japanese "yes" (Translation: hai, pronounced "hi")

Do you like cats? I have one that i hate only when it farts in my face.

Are you thinking about someone right now? Wouldn't that make me a stalker?

How did you get your worst scar? Walking on a treadmill with someone, fell off the back, and got a burn on my ankle.

Whats the last book you read? Cherub Book 4: The Killing

What's on your TV right now? Pitch-black darkness

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Glitter, about church.

Where are you? Living room, Florida, USA

What was the last thing you ate? Hamburger

What's your personality like? Bi-polar

What was the last thing you thought? You don't wanna know.

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? George Bush

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? I think i answered that in that last survey.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? *Grabs Laptop*

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This survey

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? I'd get up and find one, but I'm just too lazy.

What's it like being you? Think about how you'd feel it 3/4 of the population of the planet hated you, and you'll still be a million times off.

What are your thoughts on writing? I love it! Not as much as reading, but I still love it!

How tall are you? At least 5'9"

What book are you currently reading? Nothing at the moment

What music are you listening to? Christian music.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? I wanna say kingdom hearts wikia.

What was the last thing you cooked? Cheddar broccoli

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Colors that I could never guess the name of.

Do you know who the governor of your state is? No clue what so ever...

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup

How many different programs are on your computer right now? First of all, this is a laptop. Secondly, this is my moms laptop.

What is the weather like? Warm!

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I'm pretty sure, Ohio

Anything else? "About what?"

What's your favorite article of clothing? Anything that covers me.

Who is the most special person to you? If I said this, I'd sound corny, so I'm just gonna go with Sora.

What's your favorite childhood memory? I was at my old house, laying on my back, and looking at the ceiling. Looking back in that, I think "what the frick?!"

Scariest moment of your life? I was dreaming that I was going to be burned by lava while i was inside Super Mario 64

One word that would best describe you? Insane

What is your favorite month in the summer? June, first month away from hell.

What's your favorite number? No. Freaking. Comment.

What does your name mean? Something that I'd have to look up, but I'm too lazy to. and that'd be giving away vital info about me.

What does your user name mean? Paladin is from Dark Paladin in Yu-Gi-Oh, and I just added the -ian Knight so no one could sue me.

What is your favorite Disney movie? Brave.

What made you smile today? You do not wanna know.

Last thing you said out loud? That was an hour ago. You really expect me to remember?!

Last rainbow you saw? IDK

Do you want a hair cut? No.

Are you musically inclined? Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll probably say that's why they hate me.

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Open Your Heart- By Crush 40

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Free- Crush 40

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? It's Not Me It's You- Skillet

4.WHAT IS 2 plus 2? Ain't Got Rhythm- A Phineas and Ferb Song

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Papermoon -JohnnyHeavenly5

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? More than Alive- The Ready Set

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Here I go Again- Casting Crowns

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Lucy- Skillet

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Live Out Loud- Steven Curtis Chapman

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Rescue- someone

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Never Turn Back- Crush 40

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? This is the Stuff- Francesca Battistelli

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? King of Majesty- Hillsong

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? From the Inside out- Hillsong

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Simple and Clean- Utada Hikaru

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Hero- Skillet

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Genesis of Aquarion- Akino (I have tons of theme songs on there.)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? White Flag- Chris Tomlin

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Monster- Skillet

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Comatose- Skillet

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Revvin' Up- Crush 40

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Live Life- Crush 40 (Heh?)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Sanctuary- Utada Hikaru

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Our God is Greater- Chris Tomlin

26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW? Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO

27.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Should've When You Could've- Skillet

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Sora

2. Roxas

3. Ventus

4. Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh)

5. Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh)

6. Riku

7. Pikachu

8. Max

9. Fang

10. Angel

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Sora: I can't sleep.

Me: What do you want me to do about it?

Sora: Can I sleep with you?

Me: Here, take a Sonic Plushie. It'll chase the nightmares away.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: AHH, VENTUS!!

Ventus: Mmm, can I have some?

Me: GET OUT!!!!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: ...

Yami: Well, this is awkward.

Fang: No kidding.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Aww, thanks Yug'!

Yugi: You're welcome! I poured my heart and soul into it!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: (This is just too good to pass by.) WHOA, IS THAT SORA SKINNY DIPPING?!

Riku: HUH?! WHAT?!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Pikachu: Pika pika!

Me: You don't say...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Did you at least try to push Dylan off of the nearest cliff.

Max: No, because he has wings!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Fang, don't make me write a Figgy.

Fang:...

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: She's probably busy being the boss of the flock... heh.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Sora: Help us!

Me: Not exactly useful Sora...

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Roxas: (On the phone) Yes, my friend broke his leg, so could you bring an ambulance ASAP?

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Ventus: Look! I brought Vanitas!

Me: Yay!

Vanitas: You're so dead.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Yami: I summon Dark Magician!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Yugi: I remember when I told everybody that changed my life.

Me: Which was?

Yami: Honey, I'm home!

Me: Oh, that.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Sora: But I thought you liked me!

Me: With Riku! I'm not gay.

Angel: Exactly. Tell him what I make you to do.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Pikachu: (Uses thunderbolt)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Fang: I'll help you grow wings.

Me: If only I could.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Angel: Stop or I'll make you.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Because he's so easy to manipulate! And so submissive... (Licks lips)

Sora: What?!

Me: Nothing!

Sora: But-

Me: Shut up and get in the room.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: Where did you two even meet?!

Roxas and Fang: The internet!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Roxas's dad: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SEDUCING MY SON AND MAKE HIM GAY?!

Me: I'M SORRY! HE MADE ME!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Yes, but only if, a, Riku becomes an anime character, or b, Yugi becomes a Disney character.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Riku! You're making Sora mad!

Riku: So?

Me: Point taken.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Pikachu: Pika?

Me: I know, it's horrible! I need growth formula or something!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Max, you have two boys that love you with all of their hearts, so if you can't choose the obvious choice between the two, I will KILL YOU!!!

Max: That's the threat you come up with? You don't even have super powers to make me scared.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: (Responding) If only you were real and not a figment of James Patterson's imagination.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: Angel, what did you do to him?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Ven, Yami, you guys okay?

Ven: *moan*

Yami: VENTUS!

Me: Never mind...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Sora and Riku? I did not plan this that way, but it's a definite YES!!!!!!!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Roxas and Yugi: Well, they are on the polar opposites of light/darkness, so putting into consideration their characters, YEP!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 9. What happens after that?

Yami: *pokes Fang*

Fang: I could kill you without batting an eye pretty boy.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Yugi would study business and Sora psychology.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Riku and Ventus? Probably burnt water.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Pikachu and Fang would create a Golden Airport where all the planes are golden from Pikachu's Thunder.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Max probably would be trying to figure out how Yugi keeps his hair defying the law of gravity.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Fang would sketch a poorly drawn Xion or Namine, and Riku would whip out his keyblade, tear it up, and run off to kiss Sora.

5 and 7 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Considering that Pikachu can't talk, it'll probably be Yugi telling him secrets of his love life.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Angel: YOU WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN! NOW JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF!

Sora: Okay!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Roxas: I love you Axel.

Fang: I think you misspelled my name.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Yugi and Riku... it'd probably be going through time to fight all the evil "holograms."

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Riku: Hey, I wasn't invited to your birthday party, but I'm too nonchalant about it to give a crap.

Me: Okay, bye!

7 won the lottery?

Me: But he can't even read! It must be a fluke!

8 had quite a big secret?

Max has been seeing Dylan behind Fang's back, which is a mistake that I'd kill her for.

9 became a singer?

Fang: (breathe)

Me: Whoo!

People: Boo!

10 got a daughter?

Angel: Her name is Nudge Jr.

Me: Is she going to talk as much as her?

Angel: If she does, then I will seriously change her mindset.

What would 1 think of 2?

Sora: Brother!

Roxas: Here we go again.

How would 3 greet 4?

Ventus: Woah! (In awe by Yami's hair)

Yami: I see you too have learned the art of gravity-defying hair.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Yami would envy the fact that Yugi doesn't have to take over a body to be present at any point in his life.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They both have the letters "iku" in their names.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Max: No I will not let you shock me with your thunder!

Where would 2 meet 4?

In a compilation of video games and animes. That, or on here.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Fang would never dare say, nor think, that she was the spawn of...

Angel: I'm the spawn of who?

Me: No one!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Angel: He doesn't have a brain for me to take over!

Sora: I feel like she just insulted me.

Is 3 Gay?

Does the pairing VanVen mean anything to you?!

And that is the end of this survey. I'll try to add more when I find some.

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98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are the 2 that haven't, copy and paste this on your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, WolfofDoom, guard of the twilight, Awsome Mat Man, MewLover54, Deathtrackes, Paladinian Knight

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. By order of Flame User Laurena

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, Awsome Mat Man, MewLover54, Deathtrackes, Paladinian Knight

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of teens would cry if all the Twilight books in the world were going to burn. If you're one of the 5 that bring their own box of matches post this on your profile.

What a best friend would do:

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do itA good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of himself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

More Random! :

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( but that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a plastic bag of carrots from the school cafeteria: "Ingredients: Carrots." (What? Darnit, I was expecting mangos!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name.

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

41. Zac Efron has a huge mouth, in the literal sense.

A black man walked into a restaurant and sat down. A white waiter approached him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Kids Are Quick _

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher!

When I realized that "OK" is a sideways stick figure my mind was blown.

About the Kyuubi's chakra color: Some think it's red. Some think its orange. Some think its crimson. If you are one of those who don't give a damn, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you see a zombie with a chainsaw running after you, run for your life.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

A computer can beat you at chess, but it's no match for me at kickboxing.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by a sparkly thing.

Sometimes you think things like, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits you.

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people who ask them.

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

It doesn't have to make sense to be funny.

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.

I have a life. I simply choose to spend it on the computer.

Ignore those losers who talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead of them.

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and forget the ones who don’t. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it’d be worth it.

The hell with the dog, beware of owner.

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

When life gives you lemons, you shut up and eat your damn lemons.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life screws us all.

Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Some people blame our generation, but did they ever stop to think, who raised us?

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. It's your choice.

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

I live in fantasyland and have oceanfront property.

"Where are you going?” “Crazy! And I’m driving!”

Today I shall be happier than a bird with a French fry.

God made man, then thought, "I can do better than that," and then He made woman.

By the time you finish reading this you will have wasted five seconds of your life.

By the time you finish reading this you will have finished reading it.

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

Isn't it funny how day-by-day nothing changes, and then when you look back, everything's different?

Love is like war: Easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.

I dream of a better tomorrow…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Never look back unless you're planning to go that way.

Another candle on your cake? Don't worry. Be glad you have the strength to blow the damn things out!

I've discovered I often vision the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now.

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

Friends ask you why you’re crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the jerk that made you cry.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

LOL! The perfect thing to type when there is nothing else to say.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I come with my own background music.

Essay: To explain something that could have been said in two sentences.

It’s music, not noise.

Words are kind of not my thing.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome.

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Send me a brother.” Santa wrote back, “Send me your mother.”

Are you going to school tomorrow? No, I’m riding my unicorn to Alaska.

Artificial intelligence is no match for real stupidity.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for.

Admitting you are wrong is to declare you are wiser now than before.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

I practically stole his whole profile, yet I'm pretty sure I'm not sorry since it was hysterical! But I did at least give him credit.

Got this from Hejjihoggu o shado

All Hail Shadow (I wanna say this is the crush 40 version. IDK)

All hail Shadow, heroes rise again! Obliterating anything that's not your friend!
Nothing can stop you now, no ghosts to bring you down!
When there's nothing left to lose, you win!
Bow your heads low, all hail Shadow!
Bow your heads low, all hail Shadow!
Suffer long, and it will set you free!
Only through trail, do we find the strength we need!
It's never over, just another day!
Of hope and tragedies, and everything that comes our way!
Determination of the strong!
Found the meaning that you've searched for soo loooong!
All hail Shadow, heroes rise again!
Obliterating anything that's not your friend!
Nothing can stop you now, no ghosts to bring you down!
When there's nothing left to lose, you win!
Bow your heads low, all hail Shadow!
Bow your heads low, all hail Shadow!
Somewhere in chaos we all find ourselves!
This destruction is the only tale we tell!
White is black and black is white!
Right is wrong and wrong is right!
Nothing ever fills this hole inside you heart!
Determination of the strong!
Found the meaning that you've searched for soo loooong!
All hail Shadow, heroes rise again!
Obliterating anything that's not your friend!
Nothing can stop you now, no ghosts to bring you down!
When there's nothing left to lose, you wiiiin!
Guitar Solo All hail Shadow, heroes rise again!
Obliterating anything that's not your friend!
Nothing can stop you now, no ghosts to bring you down!
When there's nothing left to lose, you wiiiin!
Bow your heads low, all hail Shadow!
Bow your heads low, all hail Shadow!

Got this from someone by the name of Queen Palkia.

Choose ten of your OCs. If you don't have 10 pick cool characters to replace them.

1.Sol

2.Shadow

3.Ari

4.Rai

5. Yam

6.Zoey (OP)

7.Zephyr

8.Sparrow

9.Zoey (ZtH)

10.Nixalpad (he's my nobody! I should have the ability to put him!)

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

Considering that Rai and Ari live in the same house, and the fact that Rai is more artistic than culinary, he'll end up asking Sol/ Ari to make the food.

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Zoey: COme on! You've saved the world enough! You should loosen up!

Yam: What would Zephyr think!

Zoey" I'm such a horrible person!

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

Sol, because I know he can keep me safe while also killing me.

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

Nixalpad: You know guys, I could teach you how to do it right. First you have to be from the same story.

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

Ari would never fall in love with Zoey because he respects his brother enough, but Sparrow would be jealous for NO FREAKING REASON BECAUSE HE ISN'T FROM THE SAME STORY!

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

Zephyr, because he's the only one fast enough to catch up with Rai, even though they AREN'T IN THE SAME STORY!

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Every one is salivating over desert rat kebobs and cactus stew.

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

Zoey, because she's the only girl.

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from 5. What is it?

Probably his ability to control shadows.

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

Yes, he'd just char everyone but Sol to a crisp, then the real fight'd start.

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?

Sparrow: Okay, I'll just jump through the window.

Why is six afraid of seven?

(Because seven ate nine LMAO kidding (that was there before)) Because he likes a Sonic version of her.

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

Sol was late because he was barfing his brain out, and Yam will be right next to him.

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

For Yam I ask him about his feelings for his relatives, and for Zoey, I'd use that time to drug her mom and send them both falling off of a cliff. I FREAKING HATE AMY ROSE THE HEDGEHOG!

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Why would Zoey kill Sol?! Doesn't she know- wait, Yam already tore her to shreds. Nice going.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

They will save eachother since they have wings, but they will make out at the same time.

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Sparrow will probably starve while Ari looks out for himself and cooks grubs... did I type that? Ari would never do such a thing! At least I think so...

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

Nine probably forgoes static shock treatment and whacks Yam silly with a Piko-Piko hammer for getting her drunk. (isn't she already dead though?)

Have you ever written about six/eight?

Yes, but only in separate stories.

Do you think number four is hot? How hot?

If I was gay (which I'm not surprisingly enough) I'd rather Shadow or Yam, someone to balance my "light"

What would happen if two and eight started going out?

I would probably kill everyone after I took over the- hey look, a butterfly!

Is nine a major character?

Only until I kill her off if I hate her enough. I mean, one Zoey is enough, and that Zoey is going to be somebody's girlfriend in one of my upcoming stories.

Do two and six make a good couple?

Yes, but only if she breaks up with Sol first. Darn it, I was trying to avoid having spoilers! Oh well.

Five/Nine or five/ten?

Hey Yam, who would you choose?

Yam: I think I'm going to be sick! (Goes to barf rainbows)

What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

He would probably yank Yam away from Sparrow and either go off and save the world or get some for himself.

Would three/ten make a good story?

Never since Nixal is only in my yaoi A/Ns.

Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

NO.

Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort short story?

Do I have to answer that with my answer from two questions ago?

Do any of your friends write stories about three?

Ari is my OC, but Lightniongsword5 has his own Rai, which is short for Raikou.

Do any of your friends draw eight?

No, and I really don't want them to. Maybe my first five though.

Would any of your friends write a short story about nine/four/five?

They. Are. My. OC'S!

If you had a theme song for eight, what might it be?

Sparrow... I'd probably rip off Pirates of the Carribean one of their songs.

If you wrote a one/six/nine short story, what would the warning be?

Sol/Zoey/Zoey: WARNING! SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE. And it is a girl. (same answer with slight modifications)

What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

N/A once again.

DADDY

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART

Put that on your profile if you love your dad.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, TenshiXXX, LucifersCousin, yuki-neechan, ChristianDragon, Pikashark, QueenPalkia, Paladinian Knight

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,crimsonfallensakurablossom, cyberpielover, Shimaki-33, fox999, AnimeWolfGurl115, QueenPalkia, Paladinian Knight

Stuff I copied from Greath.

“Listen, my hatchlings, for now you shall hear, of the only seven slayers a dragon must fear. First beware Pride, lest belief in one’s might, has you discount the foeman who is braving your sight. Never Envy other dragons for their wealth, power, or home for dark plots and plans will bring the death of your own. Your Wrath shouldn’t win, when spears strike your scale. Anger kills cunning, which you will need to prevail. A dragon must rest, but Sloth you should dread. Else long years of napping let assassins to your bed. ‘Greed is good’ or so foolish dragons will say, until piles of treasure bring killing thieves where they lay. Hungry is your body, and at times you must feed but Gluttony makes fat dragons, who can’t fly at their need. A hot Lust for glory, gems, gold, or mates leads reckless young drakes to the blackest of fates. So take heed of this wisdom, precious hatchlings of mine, and long years of dragonhood are sure to be thine,” Dragon Champion - E.E Knight

Guy1: "Sir, we're surrounded!"
Guy2: "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood."

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!"

24 REASONS WHY I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say (in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style) is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat #39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

(Bold is me)

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21 - 4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20 - 5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22 - 7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21 - 6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

LEO - The Cool One (7/23 - 8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23 - 9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23 - 10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23 - 11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22 - 12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22 - 1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20 - 2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19 - 3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

(Don't believe in this, but I just wanted to copy it.)

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon I would choose you. Your smile is stronger then a hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side, like Pikachu and Ash. And I'll love you more then a level 80 Rapidash. You're more Legendary than Entei, Zapdos, or Mew. But out of all the 649, I choose you. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love Pokémon

Got this from nekobabe4ever

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his descriptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teacher's last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange1, nekobabe4ever

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Revvin' up- Crush 40

Waking Up: Angel By Your Side- Francesca Battistelli

First Day At School: Constant- Francesca Battistelli

Making Your New Best Friend:My Redeemer Lives- Reuben Morgan

Falling In Love: Tik Tok- Ke$ha

Breaking Up: He's A Bully- Robby Wyckoff (from Phineas and Ferb)

Prom: faraway- One Day Too Late- Skillet

Graduation: Crow Song- Girls Dead Monster (Gldemo!)

Life's Okay: More To This Life- Steven Curtis Chapman

Death Of A Close Friend: Fly- Nicki Minaj

Mental Breakdown: Into The Wind- Crush 40

Driving:Speechless- Steven Curtis Chapman

Flashback: Sakura Kiss (IDK who the artist is, someone look it up and tell me, plz?!)

Getting Back Together: The Lazy Song- Bruno Mars

Birth Of A Child: Baka and test Theme song (anime, really don't know what it is)

Wedding Scene:Morning Has Broken- Steven Curtis Chapman

Car Accident: On The Floor- Jennifer Lopez

Final Battle: Beautiful Things- Gungor

Death Scene: Lucy- Skillet

Funeral Song: My Soul, Your Beats- Lia & Aoi Tada

End Credits: Do Everything- Steven Curtis Chapman

Deleted Scenes: Never Surrender- Skillet

Whispers In The Dark"

Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses

Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses

I will be the one that's gonna hold you
I will be the one that you run to
My love is
A burning, consuming fire

[Chorus]
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars
Hear the whispers in the dark
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes you know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark

You feel so lonely and ragged
You lay here broken and naked
My love is
Just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses

I will be the one that's gonna find you
I will be the one that's gonna guide you
My love is
A burning, consuming fire

[Chorus x2]

Whispers in the dark [x3]

By:skillet

Comatose

I hate feeling like this
I'm so tired of trying to fight this
I'm asleep and all I dream of
Is waking to you

Tell me that you will listen
Your touch is what I'm missing
And the more I hide I realize
I'm slowly losing you

Comatose
I'll never wake up without an overdose of you

I don't wanna live, I don't wanna breathe
'Less I feel you next to me
You take the pain I feel
(Waking up to you never felt so real)

I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams don't comfort me
The way you make me feel
(Waking up to you never felt so real)

I hate living without you
Dead wrong to ever doubt you
But my demons lay in waiting
Tempting me away

Oh, how I adore you
Oh, how I thirst for you
Oh, how I need you

Comatose
I'll never wake up without an overdose of you

I don't wanna live, I don't wanna breathe
'Less I feel you next to me
[- From: -]
You take the pain I feel
(Waking up to you never felt so real)

I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams don't comfort me
The way you make me feel
(Waking up to you never felt so real)

Breathing life, waking up
My eyes open up

Comatose
I'll never wake up without an overdose of you

I don't wanna live, I don't wanna breathe
'Less I feel you next to me
You take the pain I feel
(Waking up to you never felt so real)

I don't wanna sleep, I don't wanna dream
'Cause my dreams don't comfort me
The way you make me feel
(Waking up to you never felt so real)

Oh, how I adore you
(Waking up to you never felt so real)
Oh, how I thirst for you
(Waking up to you never felt so real)
Oh, how I adore you
The way you make me feel
(Waking up to you never felt so real)

By skillet