Kanaya comes back from a 'Straight Camp' and claims to be cured. Rose Lalonde thinks this is utter bullshit.

After being home schooled all his life, Jake English never knew what to expect from high school. He finds it enjoyable. It wasn't hard to make friends. But being surrounded by teens pumped on hormones, commanding school staff, conceited assholes, and a guy who possibly harbors romantic feelings for you was something that the adventurer really needed to get used to. [DISCONTINUED]

The 8 agents of Project SKAIA have one goal: to stop the alien terrorists from taking over the world. They may be well trained to take them down physically but when relationships start to form will it compromise their mission? Lots of pairings and rated T for cursing and mild interminglings. Every character is in a pairing so it is too long to list here.

Mituna recalls how he and Latula met; some of his only complete memories. Mitula drabble

Hey guys, I have been dying to read a new John Kat story on here, so I made one, I hope you guys enjoy! Please tell me in the comments! Thanks MustyArmagedo (nintendo64gal) Rated t for karkat's word and other things

No Jake, you can't talk to Dirk right now. Dave is talking to him. A short drabble in which two-year old Dave shows his sass.

The thing about Jake English, you think to yourself as you throw down another shot of Roxy's Mom/Daughter's bootleg vodka, is that he is a very physical person. OR, Dirk is a pining teenage girl who sniffs his kinda-dead ex's shirts. It's him.

Dave is left alone. Again. AU in which the Striders are poor.

A little world without sound, a little love makes the world so pretty. Kurlin fluff

This is a collection of Sadstuck fics I wrote. Each one is small and will have its own chapter, each about a difference character. RATED K TO T!

In the town of Hussfield, Texas, life couldn't seem more ordinary. Karkat Vantas is a 21 year old minimum-wage worker at the local movie theater, generally loathing life as it goes by monotonously. He never expected a naive idiot with the most irritating bucktoothed grin to give him something new to think about. Johnkat, Texas-Stuck AU.

Kanaya and Karkat share a sunset where they express their pale feelings for each other.

They had always been there, for as long as you could remember. Twelve idle Chumhandles that wouldn't light up no matter what you did. Hell, they seemed to be completely inactive, not just idle. Your mind liked to imagine a far off Galaxy, on a planet filled with strange, somewhat violent Aliens. But you knew that was just fantasy, because after all, aliens didn't exist right?

Sort of a Nepeta Leijon, Badass Huntress thing.

On any dreary night in Washington, one can see a hideous creature. Upon the full moon a boy will take to transforming into his true and mighty form. He turns into... a Seke. The glorious combination of both seme and uke. And he will stalk the streets for prey... Beware the Seke.

Dave has no idea what Bro's real name is. Honestly he probably should just ask, but that's not how you do it in the Strider household.

"And then, suddenly, there are two full lips pressed against your cheek. If you reach up, you could probably wipe away some of her lipstick, your fingers coming back pink. But you don't. Instead you merely watch her hand reach for the remote as nonchalantly as it could and raise the volume on the movie." Aranea/Meenah fluff.

Quick Rosemary Oneshot! Rose goes to a party and plays a game. Rosemary, with hinted at DaveJade, but not very noticeable. Johnkat and Grimdorks mentioned, but not canon in this story. Please review! Complete unless you guys want a Kanaya version. Humanstuck AU.

After three years, Karkat finally gets to meet John, and realises he has a flush crush. Fun. Red John/Kat, just some drabble I wrote at 3 in the morning. T for Karkats mouth.

Dirk is trying to make ends meet while taking care of his little brother.

Your mother is making you learn to play piano from a boy who is only a year older than you and is insufferably cheery all the time. You couldn't be less thrilled. John/Karkat AU Sadstuck Oneshot/Drabble Character Death

A little Father's Day oneshot about the Egbert's and the Strider's.

You finally get to meet him. The man of legends. The coolest Strider to ever live.

AU The four Alpha kids share a house but the female half's on a trip. Jake's mental ramblings as he watches TV with Dirk. K for slash-ness. Oneshot.

John and Karkat watch a movie. A small JohnKat I wrote when I was bored.

"Well, I don't know about you, Egbert, but this has been more like Seven Minutes in Hell than Seven Minutes in Heaven." John/Karkat oneshot. My first foray into the delightfully wild world of Homestuck fanfiction! Rated T because Karkat can't keep his speech G-rated.

Erisol coffee shop au. Just like it says on the tin.

A bit of JakeDirk for the holidays. Why not. Contains kisses and whatnot towards the end. Be warned. Also, I don't recall whether or not the author's note in the story says so or not, but I will most likely not be adding a big huge sex scene because lazy. XD

Post-update DirkJake. Not too angsty or too fluffy, I hope!

Her olive blood condemned her to an early death, and Equius, a similar agony. *short one-shot on the tearful subject of hemospectrum aging*

You're currently laying on your bed, in your comfy clothes, ready to fall asleep, but dammit, something is bothering you. - Johnkat, involves kissing and sleeping.

You don't think it's ever felt like this before. Johnkat, lots of kissing.

An account of thoughts that run through Jake English's mind as he meets his friends for the first time. DirkJake.

John finds Karkat's wallet after not seeing him for five years. JohnKat, humanstuck.

Karkat is having a little bit of… trouble… opening a jar of nutella. Fluff, JohnKat

An unconventional love story between two unsuspecting kids. Whether you believe in soul mates or not, sometimes fate pushes two people together for a purpose. Dirkjake Rated T for language

Just a Sadstuck piece I wrote while visiting some family.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.

When he leaves, you bury your face in your hands and spend a lot of time just sitting there, and you think you might never wash the sheets again, because you can still smell him on them, and you would give anything to have something rather than nothing. Dirk/Jake. AU-ish.

And it's no wonder that, therefore, their fractured hearts beat at almost the same time. It's not perfect, but it works. - SLASH/YAOI/ETC of the Dirk/Jake variety. Spoilers for recent updates obviously . First Homestuck fic. R&R

Dirk and Jake get up the balls to see each other face to face. JakeDirk. Fluffy fluff.

Dirk comes to live with Jake on the island and things turn out far more better than he could have ever imagined. Literally.

Slight AU. The kids and trolls share a Secret Santa party! Whose name does Karkat pull? What will he do when he finds out? Angst abound, with a dash of humour! John/Karkat pairing, Karkat central. Pardon any OOCness. T for swearing.