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Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,618 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
For the Love of a Human by Mrs. SRE Snape reviews
Carlisle moves to Forks and finds himself having feelings for one of his patients. She's young, vulnerable, and above all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 141,661 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Carlisle, Charlie S., Esme - Complete
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Under Construction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a timid first-grader at Forks Elementary who lives in dread of her abusive, volatile father, Charlie. With no friends and no one but her teacher to love, Bella finds her life irrevocably changed by the arrival of Miss Hale—a gentle, golden-eyed lady from the local high school. Rewrite of the original. Loosely based on true events. Rated M for dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,430 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Raising a Baby Bella by Lady Eleanora reviews
Rated "M" for child rape and violence. A/U, OOC and OCs. My second attempt at writing a Baby Bella story. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 4 by Moonchild707 reviews
Under Construction
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Under Construction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Chocolate Biscuits by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
The quirky sequel to Diary of a Red Head, in which Ginny pretends to be mature, everyone hates Harry, Ron is being a godawful plonker, and Malfoy doesn't know when not to pop in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,915 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Saving a Death Eater by Bambu reviews
PostDeathly Hallows. While Harry is immured in the headmaster's office viewing Snape's memories, Hermione takes action of a different sort. (Pre-romance)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,930 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Detention Lines by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Funny little one shot. Harry and Ron find a record of detention lines in Filch's office and Hermione really wishes they hadn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
One More Secret by KatyForYou reviews
Aria's gone too far with her teacher - and now she has another secret to hide. But how long can she hide it from her friends, family and Ezra himself before "A" lets it out?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 103,843 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Aria M., Ezra F.
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wild Flower by Superdani4Ever reviews
Rosalie Hale is the most beautiful being that has ever existed, right?Actually,her sister, Lily is.This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,938 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Felix
The Cure for Crupulus by kaitward reviews
Hermione Granger is infected with a deadly magical disease, and Draco Malfoy is the top healer of St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 12/14/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Model Behavior by themuse19 reviews
AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 124 - Words: 533,581 - Reviews: 5693 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Snape, Hermione and Growing Up by Snoozegoof reviews
A series of fics where Hermione experiences personal growing up moments and Snape is there to help her through them. Awkwardness abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,054 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 291 - Words: 287,553 - Reviews: 8374 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,415 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4511 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Cullen Adopted by Victoria VV reviews
Bella is adopted by the Cullens when she is four days old. She grows an immediate attatchment to Edward and he raises her like a father. But when she turns seventeen something changes, and they fall in-love. But will it be too awkward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sketchy Relations by xXPandaLawlsXx reviews
Kurt Hummel is a quiet, shy boy who really just wants to be left alone.Kurt Hummel is a Mystery and Blaine Anderson,along with his friends, are going to figure this beautiful boy out if its the last thing they do. Full Summary inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,988 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
It All Started When by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
Dumbledore requests that all students and staff write a personal secret onto paper to be posted around the school. Hermione takes the opportunity to reveal her deepest feelings and Severus finds himself looking within his darkened heart. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Reading and Fighting by babygirl669 reviews
Austin sneaks a peek at Ally's notebook while she's out on a date with Dallas. Dallas wasn't a bad guy, but Austin didn't like seeing the two of them together. This is what happens when he sees what she REALLY thinks about her boyfriend.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,406 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ally D., Austin M.
Matters of the Heart by LadyKatie08 reviews
She moved to Forks, Washington because her abusive, doctor boyfriend got a job at the hospital. When Katie Sheridan encounters the young, charasmatic, kind Dr. Cullen at the hospital, they form a bond that no one can break. No matter how hard people try.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Carlisle
The Morning After by Usako3000 reviews
AU. The morning after the Voldemort-is-dead-Woohoo! Celebrations, Hermione and Severus wake up in the same bed with no memory of the night before. Somehow, things will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S., Harry P., Parvati P.
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
20 Ways to Annoy a Potions Master by Zombie Reine reviews
Hermione makes a bet with Ron and decides to "have a little fun" by driving the resident Potions Master insane. Pranks, tomfoolery and hijinks ensue. This story will be taken over by another author, will update when details have been finalized.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Firsts by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion, adventure, and even a little danger." The famous line... but what if things had happened differently after it was said? What if Damon hadn't compelled Elena to forget they had met? What if she really had met him first, from the start? AU/R&R?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,220 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,402 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Be Insane, Or Not To Be Insane by Roslyn Drycof reviews
To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Yours by Devil of My Family reviews
Two teenagers in love... Nothing new. Two boys in love? Weird, but not shocking. A rich boy in love with his slave? Now that might just change the world. AU, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,464 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Take Us to the Start by Fib1123581321 reviews
Five years ago, Finnick Odair won the Hunger Games. Now, he is a mentor to the young, shy Annie Cresta. She doesn't stand a chance of winning, but when Finnick begins to fall for her, he's determined to get her home alive.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,700 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C., Mags, Haymitch A. - Complete
Tie Me Into Knots by lalalathisisme reviews
Anderberry!Klaine. Kurt is over his best friend Rachel's house and her hot older brother Blaine is home. Fluffy flirting ensues. Rated for future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Tink I Wuv You, Daymin by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
What happens when an anti-aging spell of Bonnie's goes horribly wrong, leaving Elena as a three year old? What happens when Bonnie leaves her with Damon to find the counter curse? Adorable Delena goodness, that's what happens! Rated T for language.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,354 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Strength by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* The first time Kurt sees Blaine in a tank top. sweaty!Blaine bulgy muscles!Blaine objectifying!Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When All Else Fails by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
100 word series drabble 100 words per chapter. Over 100 chapters expected. Loose marriage law fic. Dumbledore comes up with only one solution for poor Hermione. SSHG. Will their marriage fulfil Ministry requirements? Why doesn't anything seem to go right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 180 - Words: 25,895 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
An Unexpected Turn of Events by mystery of the mist reviews
Madam Pomfrey orders Hermione to be taken care of after she discovers how sick the first year is. Hermione is being taken care of by the last person she thought would do so. WILL CONTAIN SPANKING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
100 Drabbles by lolitarun reviews
A 100 Words drabble challenge. Niff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 47,341 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Animal Instincts by cookie crumbs reviews
Ever since Hermione had wandered into Draco's room one night, he's been acting strange around her. Licking her neck, sniffing her and getting very, very jealous whenever another guy comes near her strange....what's up with him? Draco.Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,366 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Don't Angels Have Wings? by book.junkie.1996 reviews
A series of little one-shots in which Damon uses his best pick-up lines on Elena, some with better results than others.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
You Found Me by asdfghjklb reviews
Best friends Damon and Elena haven't seen each other in three years after a falling out. What happens when they reconnect? AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,370 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Favor by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine with added Cooper. I've had several prompts for Blaine asking Cooper for condom advice, for Blaine stealing the last condom, and this is what I ended up writing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Never Lose You by new lights reviews
Annie and Finnick are one of the most consistent, and in my opinion, the best couple of the Hunger Games. It shows from when Annie was reaped, up until the end. Please read and review! Rated T for mild language and violence. Hopefully you like it!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
Payback by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Cooper has a long track record now for making Kurt and Blaine blush at every opportunity. Being Blaine's best man is just one more chance. Plus, he figures he owes them a bit of payback.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
IllTimed Proposals by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine with added Cooper. Futurey fic. A Friday night out with friends ends up at Cooper's plush apartment. A cheese plate and another bottle of wine later, Kurt and Cooper get talking...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Best Friend's Brother by warblingaway reviews
AU. A series of drabbles and oneshots in which Blaine and Rachel are siblings and Blaine has a crush on Kurt. Anderberry. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Scary Movie by SunshineXRainbows reviews
Kurt and Finn don't like vampires. And it's all Blaine's fault.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Authoress-in-training reviews
"Sexuality isn't black and white, princess," he sneers. His voice drops down to a near whisper as he adds, "I just like pretty things."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Cuddles by PinkSunglassesAndUndershirts reviews
Kurt and Blaine cuddle and kiss Burt approves. Doesn't get any better than this.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Permanent Damage by fizzingwhisbee reviews
"Did I teach you nothing?" Wes thundered, bursting into the green room after the Warbler performance. A reaction drabble to a gif set on Tumblr. Rating for language/violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Wes, Sebastian S. - Complete
The Thing with the Tie by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
"You're wearing that tie again? Didn't you wear it last week?" "Um, yeah, I … I like it." "Why d'you sound so shifty? Kurt?" "It's just when you … when you did that thing with the tie …" DIALOGUE DRABBLE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Annie by ravenclawfever reviews
Annie Cresta is reaped for the 70th annual Hunger Games and lacks even the slightest hope of winning - but her mentor, Finnick Odair, has other plans.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,664 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Everything is Fine by brighteyesbrightheart reviews
A demon possess Blaine and it takes over his body whenever it likes. He meets Kurt and the demon, and Blaine, in turn, becomes obsessed with him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If You Really Need Me, Just Reach Out And Touch Me by PinkSunglassesAndUndershirts reviews
Kurt discovers just how much he loves Blaine's back.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Hospital Proposal by StarKidRachel reviews
Kurt comforts Blaine on Valentine's Day, post-surgery.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Higher than High by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Blaine, when high on morphine, had to be the most adorable person in the world. Spoilers and speculation for the episode 'Michael'.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Loathing by longnights-citylights reviews
"I hate you." "I hate you more." "I hate you more than anyone I've ever known." "Good." he breathed, taking a step closer to her. - Sebtana one-shot. Set on complete, but I might add some more drabbles!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Don't Read Into It by MakeMeCrazier reviews
Sebtana Drabble. "You're an asshole," She says coldly, shaking her head, her dark curls slightly bouncing. Sebastian lets his smile fall, almost in revelation as he clicked his tongue in bitter amusement. "And you're a girl."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Smooth Criminal by torriebug reviews
After an electrifying musical number like that, what else would you expect?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sebastian S., Santana L. - Complete
The Warbler Games by The Hypocritical Critic reviews
When Kurt steps up to compete in the Warbler Games, a battle to the death amongst the twenty-four tributes from across the nation, he never considers the possibility that he will have to face the boy he loves in the arena. Klaine. Rated for violence.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Touch of the Fingertips by allyouneedis reviews
When Kurt comes home for the holidays from college, Blaine can't get enough of him. Klaine fluff :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Crimson Starlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Things don't go to plan in the throne room and Aro keeps Bella. Bella is learning to live with what she has, trying to build herself a new life, but there's an immortal who is not convinced, and who shakes her to her core. Is the feeling mutual? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,638 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Sounds of Normalcy by lydiamaartin reviews
There is definitely something off in Sonic Boom when Ally Dawson is flirting with a guy, and Austin is not one bit happy about that. - AustinAlly
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Morning and Night by Chazzam reviews
Kitty!Kurt / Puppy!Blaine drabble. Mornings are Blaine's favorite because it means he gets to see Kurt again. Warning for extreme levels of candy cotton fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Truth Hurts by soGaga reviews
Nobody ever expected the innocent Ally Dawson to be pregnant going into her sophomore year of high school, and nobody ever thought that the number one question would be who the father is. Austin/Ally Dez/Trish
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Austin M., Ally D.
The Exact Moment by thelilacfield reviews
When one walks in upon Wes and David alone with a laptop, one can expect hilariy and the teasing of Kurt to happen.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Snow Day by Chazzam reviews
Just a little Kitty!Kurt/Puppy!Blaine holiday drabble. So fluffy both literally and figuratively it might make your teeth fall out, so be warned.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Insecurities by lilmm reviews
"Blaine doesn't think I'm sexy." Burt blinked in surprise. This was definitely not the conversation he was expecting to have this morning.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
It's a Mystery by Sunshinesque reviews
"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nightmares and Dreams by mystery of the mist reviews
Eleven-year-old Rosalie Hale is abused and Dr. Cullen and his wife want to adopt her. Her abusive parents aren't thrilled with the idea. WARNING: CONTAINS CORPORAL PUNISHMENT/DISCIPLINARY SPANKING OF AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12382 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Questions and Answers by TabB reviews
When the Warblers play a game of Questions Truth , Jeff is asked about his feelings for Nick.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Knot Your Fingers Through Mine by PinkSunglassesAndUndershirts reviews
I wrote this when I had the flu. Pretty much just shameless Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Turning Green With Envy by krystal21107 reviews
Blaine gets sick and the guys of New Directions become jealous when all of the girls began giving him all of their attention.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Blaine A., New Directions
The Cracks Between by MissStarKid reviews
Kurt discovers Blaine is a whole lot more than he ever imagined, but could it put him in danger? Is he willing to take that risk? -Demon!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Flabbergasted by 2NiCe4U reviews
A series of encounters between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that leave one or both parties, well, flabbergasted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Piercing by Niff-Is-Kryptonite reviews
What happens when Nick finds out Jeff has a piercing in a very odd place? T for Swearing and mention of sexual themes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Free Falling by MaybeThisTimeI'llWin reviews
When Quinn wakes up and finds that she's married Blaine Anderson, she knows that a lot of lives and relationships are about to change. Rated T for content and mild language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Quinn F., Blaine A.
Post It Note Wishes and Polaroid Dreams by Summer Tea reviews
Their first home is small, with half a yard and no fence. The floor of the porch is worn and faded, and one of the bedroom doors won't close. And it's theirs. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pamphlets by foraworldundeserving reviews
Because as much as he wanted to, no matter how easy it was to stay naive and pretend that relationships never went beyond the touch of a fingertips, Kurt had to face up to the facts and the truth. He couldn't stay a baby penguin any longer.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Five's My Lucky Number by DonJohn23 reviews
Jeff's determined to show Nick that people DO want to date him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Tickling by liz-loz reviews
Kurt doesn't like tickling. He never has. Blaine comes up with a way to try and rectify this. Rated K for a tiny mention of sex but nothing more than that! It's just pure fluff :D
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
the Evil Mastermind Face by unusualblainers reviews
How Darren got the idea to kiss Chris in Dublin. Crisscolfer
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Alone by SassyGayNine reviews
"So," Kurt said slowly, his hands playing with the loose curls at Blaine's neck, "You've got me here. Alone. On my back. In your bed. Alone. What are you going to do now?"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Subconscious by ohblainers reviews
Nick has a dream about a certain blonde boy. Niff/Neff smutty one-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Private Displays of Affection by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Four times Finn's notices Kurt and Blaine's PDA at home and the one time he realizes why. Rated due to hateful words. I don't own anything. Please read and review! Update only for a disclaimer, no new chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Belly Aches by BreakMyDreams reviews
Kurt wasn't entirely sure how he ended up dating the human equivalent of a garbage disposal, but he had long ago given up trying to figure out the why's and how's of his relationship with Blaine. Domestic fluff, belly aches, and belly rubs.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It Was Amazing by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. One-shot, based off of 3x05 spoilers. After Kurt and Blaine just want to cuddle. Slash. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sins and Virtues by JaydaLee reviews
When 2 carriers of a mutated gene conceive, a Sin is born. They are recognized by the black brand on their shoulder. Kurt Hummel is born a Sin and is forced into a life where he is forced to be a slave. What happens when he is given to Blaine as a gift?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 194 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
That's Not Fair by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Blaine was laying flat on his back with Kurt straddling his middle, their hips grinding together sporadically producing some glorious friction. Blaine moaned into Kurt's mouth and realized right then that he wanted more.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Office Hours by ReluctantFangirl15 reviews
AU fic in which Professor Blaine Anderson keeps blowing off student Kurt Hummel, and Kurt demands to know why.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stormy by ohblainers reviews
Jeff wakes up in the middle of a thunderstorm to find Nick looking terrified. Niff/Neff fluff. Boy cuddles.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Tactile by WithDemonWings reviews
As Kurt watches the other couples around him, he wonders why he and Blaine don't touch more often. He wants to, but he doesn't know about Blaine. He unknowingly voices his thoughts and gets an unexpected ally, and eventual Blaine cuddles.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hermione Granger really hates periods by the-shiny-girl reviews
Hermione's having a really difficult week. She has to put up with Draco as they share a common room and a bathroom. Snape's picking on her more than usual and as if that's not bad enough, she's on her period and she really hates it...COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I love you, hobbit by Sazzynation reviews
Just a pointless little fluffy one-shot. Contains spoilers from s 3.01
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stolen by ohblainers reviews
Otherwise known as "The time Blaine, Nick and Jeff stole Wes's gavel." Sort of a prequel to my story "Hide Me" but you don't have to read it to read this. Quite a bit of Niff. Wes/Gavel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hide me by ohblainers reviews
Kurt is trying to study, but is suddenly interrupted when Blaine run's into his room shouting "HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!" Klaine fluff. Wevid insanity. Some swearing. Set sometime between Special Education and A Very Glee Christmas.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stretch Marks by bellax-xmuerte reviews
Kurt has stretch marks all over his stomach and thighs. He hates them, so much. He tries really hard to keep it hidden from Blaine. They're making out one day and Blaine really want's to see his boyfriend's perfect body; so he asks him. Kurt freaks out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sick Days by Miss Katie Louise reviews
When Kurt gets sick Blaine spends the day looking after him. Sick!fic Klaine fluff fluff fluffity fluff :P Just a little one shot :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
How Wes and David found out about Klaine by ohblainers reviews
Blaine owns up to Wes and David about confessing his feelings to Kurt. Wevid fangirling ensues.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scandalous Scholastics by motley-atypical reviews
He loved the blazer, sure, but his favourite part of the uniform was the tie. The red and blue striped - no, sorry – the blue tie with red piping, the tie that hung loosely from around Blaine's perfect throat...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ultra Clutch by Nini Black reviews
Blaine just wanted to give Kurt a hug. Kurt just wanted to fix his hair. Or, Kurt/Blaine/HairProduct OT3!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Experts At The Fall by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
"Bite me, Anderson." ... "Is that an offer?"...Oh, he did not just say that. ; Kurt's McKinley's resident 'bad boy'. Blaine's a new transfer student from Dalton Academy's Reform School for Boys. Cue them clashing when Blaine has a proposition for Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Fake it till you Make it by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt is sick and tired of the Warblers giving him crap for his friendship with Blaine. The constant innuendos are driving him crazy. He comes up with a crazy idea to have 'fake sex' to hopefully embarrass the Warblers enough to keep out of their business.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Reflective Love by Fangalicous08 reviews
Blaine gets drunk and finds a new love, someone exactly like him, almost as if he were looking in a mirror. Drunk!Blaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
The Last Goodbye by Broken ArchAngel reviews
Set during Breaking Dawn. Bella is pregnant and she dies. The remaining Cullens discover a stack of letters to them. First Fanfic. Sorry for not updating for so long, and I promise to try and squeeze another one out next week.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
Taking Care of Colfer by an-alternate-world reviews
Chris' gruelling schedule leads to him getting sick. Darren insists on taking care of him, even though he'll probably burn the toast. RPF.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink and Blue by PrankBook reviews
Fred Weasley's wife has been leaving tiny pink and blue socks all over the flat and Fred can't seem to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ketchup Hearts by xXPandaLawlsXx reviews
Oneshot for Sketchy Relations, but it can be read separately. Jeff and Nick make breakfast for Kurt as an apology. Cute Fluff between the two warblers.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Crayola Confrontation by MyHistrionics reviews
Darren and Chris take a break after a day of shooting accompanied by a box of crayons and a Disney coloring book. Chris eventually comes to learn about one of Darren's quirks. Chris/Darren friendship. Oneshot. Drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cuddle by Christy C reviews
Darren figures that a pencil Chris and a banana are basically the same thing, right? Prompt fic for Shezza Mezza. RPF CrissColfer. oneshot. drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mayhem, Mischief and Marriage, Oh My by atruwriter reviews
After the war, Hermione is restless; she soon finds her salvation in the form of Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/30/2011 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Growing Pains by Nightfire k'Vala reviews
glee!angst prompt. Puberty sucks in general. For Rachel Berry, it was horrifying.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Assassins: The Game of Love by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
At the stroke of midnight our favorite Twilight characters lives will be forever altered- by a game nonetheless. What happens when Bella, Edward and the rest sign up for a cross campus game of Assassins? Read to find out! Full summary inside! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,111 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till There Was You by klemonademouth reviews
In the beginning, it was all about the what, and not the who. He wanted someone, anyone, to hold hands with. It was even like that with Blaine, at first. That all changed around Valentine's day. Post-2.16. I should've written this a while ago . Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Best Thing That's Ever Been Mine by for always forever reviews
It's just one of those things that some people can do and other people can't, like wiggling your ears or crossing your eyes. Most people can't see the future. Blaine Anderson can./ Or where Blaine and Kurt meet in the cliche setting of a coffee shop.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Every Rose Has Its Thorn by SquirrelzAttack reviews
"And it hurt, Nick. It was like fire. And there was this ripping sound, and suddenly there was blood everywhere - " "You know the phrase 'every rose has its thorn' Well, this is your thorn. And everybody has one, whether it's visible or not." Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Always by fireandflood reviews
Kurt never cried in movies, so why was this one turning him into a sobbing mess in front of Blaine?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We Can Dance Until We Die by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'We can dance, until we die, you and I, will be young forever.' All of Kurt's best memories took place in Blaine's arms. Especially dancing. Future Fic, Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blame it on the alcohol After Dark by MissStarKid reviews
Set when Kurt takes Blaine back to his house after Rachels party.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MissStarKid reviews
Klaine cuteness..
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When I Get You Alone by blaineywainey reviews
Kurt is astonished to find out some things he never knew about himself, all thanks to the new AP Literature teacher, Mr. Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Good Boy by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The 'Humdel' family gets a puppy. Kurt notices some similarities between the new puppy and his boyfriend... KLAINE, Fluffy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk With Your Hips by Fly Raven. Fly reviews
Or, The Blind Hobbit's Mistake. After finding out that Blaine told Kurt he wasn't sexy, the New Directions girls take action to prove him wrong.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The String by BreeZombiee reviews
It's a miracle that none of the strings ever seemed to get tangled. The red yarn would hang from the wrist of every person ever born on Earth, connecting them to someone else. The someone that they would eventually fall in love with. AU pre-slash.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bella's Monthly Gift by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
This is the exciting week-long tale of Bella Swan's time of the month and how she endured it. WARNING: Slightly inappriopriate and disgusting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Marriage Mischief by Wizards-Pupil reviews
I had six weeks to marry Hermione Granger, my little brothers best friend and one time girl friend. The bookwork I had known since my third year, the prefect that had sent me to detention, yelled at me, and called our inventions rubbish. Merlin's Beard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,151 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal by radian-ta reviews
Written for my Tumblr 500-word-limit fic challenge but I cheated a wee bit . Prompt was 'Brutal'. BDSM top!Blaine/bottom!Kurt fic. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Nice Distraction by flylikeathreesix reviews
Jeff comes back to the dorm after a long day of working on campus. Nick is busy reading a book and not being the best of company. Naturally, Jeff has to find the perfect way to gain the other boy's attention.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,609 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sexting by APlaceWeBelong reviews
Nick gets bored in class and cant stop thinking about Jeff. A little bit of mature smutty fluffy Niff for you all!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Chris Colfer is a Professional by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Chris Colfer never has crushes on his coworkers because he is a professional. But sometimes Darren makes that standard hard to abide by. Especially when he acts so much like a puppy and makes delicious hot chocolate. Darren/Chris and Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Blaine's Strange Addiction by aggressively writes reviews
Blaine has a secret obsession. Kurt gets suspicious when Blaine tries to butter his arm. Canniblaine. Very cracky.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Awkward Summer of Brotherly Love by particularly good finder reviews
Five times people think Kurt and Finn have gotten way too close over the summer, and one time Finn and Kurt realize that people are talking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Take A Bite Of My Heart by WhiteFerrets reviews
Blaine has been glowing all night, hardly ever taking his eyes off of his date, and Kurt has soaked all the attention up eagerly. Then Blaine wants to take him somewhere, and his entire world turns upside down. Demon!Blaintana. Klaine. ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Injections by wombat blainers reviews
"Don't make me do this, don't Kurt, please. If you love me Kurt you wouldn't do this" the older boy rambled as the younger one began walking him into the room ignoring his protests. - Blaine is scared of needles, Kurts helps him.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Everything's Made To Be Broken by clonedmemories reviews
Both Kurt and Blaine have known from a young age that we all die. Now, that prospect seems much too close to home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Oblivious by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
Blaine has always been one for romantic gestures - but this particular one is about to backfire, and reveal something about himself that he could've gone on quite happily in life not knowing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Christmas Cuddles by everykissbeginswithklaine reviews
Kurt comes over to Blaine's house to help decorate for Christmas. After a busy day they are both tired and fall asleep cuddling on the couch.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Pillow Fort, A Prune And A Gavel by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
Rachel has called an 'Emergency Girl Meeting' - but for what? Certainly not what everyone else seems intent to talk about... Rated for language and vague sexual references - literally, you have to squint.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Princess Tiaras and Voting Ballots by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Darren just really wants to watch the Royal Wedding with Chris. Even thought they've both had crazy weeks, he'll do whatever it takes to curl up with Chris, wear matching crowns, eat yummy food, and watch Kate Middleton become a princess.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Darren's plan by anaalove reviews
Warning : RPF. Darren is horny and has a plan to have what he wants from Chris. yeah, I suck at summaries
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Built a Fort Out of Sheets by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Kurt is terrified of storms. But Blaine has the perfect recipe to chase away his boyfriend's fears.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Extravaganza! by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt had never been to summer camp, so he had no clue what to expect, much less a summer filled with showtune medleys, Warbler vs. ND prank wars, poison ivy, sock puppets, Wes and David in hula skirts, cheer-offs, breakups and makeups, and thunderstorms.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,132 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The One You Reach For First by thesoundofsunshine reviews
"Mhmp... stop," Kurt commanded, pulling his face away from Blaine's, which was instantly twisting into a confused expression.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If I were a girl by Chidori R. Fullbuster reviews
Something disturbs the calm study atmosphere at Dalton for the long weekend. Kurt and Blaine only have four days to fix it! Can they do it? Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blaine by dexellister reviews
If Blaine is dead, how can he be here... staring at me with lust-filled eyes and telling me that he's going to kill me? :: demon!Blaine drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I Think Doctor Offices Smell Pretty Gross, Too by justanothercolferfan reviews
Kurt Hummel wakes up sick one day. Blaine is his ride to the doctor's office. some Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Play on Words by AraniaDuncan reviews
A conversation with their daughter takes an unexpected twist. Future!Klaine. Daddy!Klaine. Fluff. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Slightly Sick by Fly Raven. Fly reviews
As Blaine gazed at Kurt who was blinking blearily up at him with half-lidded, cloudy blue eyes, hair in disarray, his cheeks flushed with fever, and a crease from the pillow on his temple, he had the most overwhelming urge to just snuggle him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Male Bonding by for always forever reviews
"Kurt freezes, surprised, because Blaine's in his house. And Kurt certainly did not invite him." Blaine enjoys some quality bonding time with the Hummel-Hudson men. shameless fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Darren Is A Puppy by blinkanator reviews
In which Darren is a puppy. One Shot! CrissColfer fluff yo. Rating because of language, but its mostly K.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
URPWAK by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
Request response - History appears to be repeating itself as the Klaine children decide to throw a party. David and Wes intend to make the children learn from their own mistakes - how do they do this? Through writing, of course.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - David, Wes - Complete
I Less Than Three You by Devil of My Family reviews
Never ever had Kurt texted as much as he did while he was in New York...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Echoes Of Darkness by Wild Hope reviews
Hermione is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. When she's taken back to Hogwarts to recover she realizes that she will never be the same. The only person who can help her is the one that didn't save her soon enough... Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,315 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Can women really die giving birth? by fandomwhore reviews
"Finn, I won't be having an alien baby.." she trailed off, looking from the laptop screen and back to him. There was no reason to be googling 'what should I do if my wife has an alien baby'.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Finn H., Santana L. - Complete
Another Way to Meet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt was never sent to spy on The Warblers and the first time he meets Blaine is at Sectionals. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rutilus Animus by Caitira reviews
Two broken mirrors reflect two broken people. He could offer no physical, no emotional comfort. But he could stay. So he did. Do two broken halves make a whole? Post war fic, domestic abuse themes. Starts HGRW later HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,709 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hold Me Steady, Hold Me Close by Mika-chan reviews
"My boyfriend is a cuddle whore." Kurt's back from New York and has to deal with a clingy Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Finn H. - Complete
Hermione, Snape and SexEd by Snoozegoof reviews
Sequel to my other two Hermione/Snape guidance fics. As Hermione grows up she encounters a distressing situation, which Snape guides her through. Reading the other two fics might help establish dynamic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Snape, Hermione, Tampons and Pads by Snoozegoof reviews
Sequel to my other related fic. Check out that one first. Would have loved to do this in chapters, but for whatever reason people had trouble accessing the second chapter. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blaine Anderson's Four Step Plan by skitzzy reviews
Kurt's not really comfortable with touching people, so Blaine comes up with a four step plan to make him comfortable... as friends of course. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Snape, Hermione, Potions and Periods by Snoozegoof reviews
Hermione doesn't who to turn to for help when she experienced her first period. Snape notices her distress and aids her. Horrible Summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sushi by for always forever reviews
futurefic, where Blaine and Kurt share a crappy apartment in the big apple. Blaine buys a goldish, names him Sushi, and hides him in the bathtub. Yeah. Kurt's confused too.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ask Uncle Emmett by bhefoWEFefWEF reviews
Emmetts advice isn't always reliable, but hey, it really opens your eyes and is sure it funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett
Happy Mother's Day by E. M. Zeray reviews
Kurt misses his mom so Blaine goes with him to say hello... Klaine Fluff/Comfort.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pranks by Midnight Moonfly reviews
Agents Three and Six decide to play pranks at the Dalton dorms one night. Silly and semi-linked to my story To Be a Warbler. Not necessary to read it before reading this one, though! Rated T for cursing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Dribble drabble by MapleSyrupIsLove reviews
Just a short drabble; Darren is extremely hyper, Chris is not amused. Darren/Chris Friendship.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Needful Things by siriusondrun reviews
Demon!Blaine fic, because why not. Takes place after Kurt's first Warblers audition.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Fondue and Rumors by particularly good finder reviews
Brittany invites Kurt and Blaine to be on her hit webshow, Fondue For Two. For some unknown and inane reason, they accept.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Overdose by dexellister reviews
Kurt silently laughed at the older boy's antics, wondering if Blaine did this with Wes and David. His train of thoughts suddenly crashed and burned into oblivion as Blaine started to tickle him, fingers running up and down his sides. :: Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Teddy Bears and Clues by Kaeru Basho reviews
In which Blaine is a total romantic-wannabe dork even when popping up the question. "Come on, Kurt. Marry meeeeeee " FUTURE!KLAINE, CUTE & LOTSA FLUFF.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Five Times Blaine Was Wrapped Around Kurt's Finger by fleurdelisee reviews
Maybe Blaine can't say no to Kurt, but Kurt can't, either.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tangled Up in Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine play Twister. Fluffy. Klaine. Fanart this is based off of is on my profile!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Sea of Darkness by onceuponapurpleplatypus reviews
Kurt receives a phone call from Blaine, who cries for help and begs him to come over. He arrives at Blaine's house to find him turning into a demon. - A/N: This is my first Klaine fanfiction. Inspired by all the demon!Blaine spreading around Tumblr.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's not Kidnapping if They Say Yes by infraredphaeton reviews
and it involves a duck. KLAINE The Dalton boys are dorks when they're at McKinley, too. Blaine just wants a date. Rachel protects the sanctity of the New Directions setlist. Not that she needs too. SPAH! verse part 2
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Messages in Inappropriate Places by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Draco Malfoy is having a good day but then it becomes perfect when he discovers Harry Potter asleep and on his stomach, and really how can he pass up such a wonderful oppertunity such as this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blaine's Hungry by sydrians reviews
In which Blaine fawns over peas and Kurt questions his sanity.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Untitled Klaine oneshot by sydrians reviews
Blaine gives Kurt a glorious head massage. Established Klaine and so fluffy that you might die.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mirror by Midnight Moonfly reviews
Nick had never counted himself as beautiful. The thought itself just made him laugh. But then he met Jeff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Glory by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #5, but can be read alone. Basically, Kurt REALLY appreciates Blaine's backside, and Blaine appreciates Kurt's appreciation. And things get kinda intense.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Marco Polo by pursuitofreality reviews
One day Jeff gets lost in the mall before a performance and Nick knows just how to find him. Dalton Warblers - Nick & Jeff friendship. Slight crack.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
In Which Wes Loves Klaine A Little Too Much by mental dance party reviews
Wes and David are walking in the halls of Dalton when they see Kurt and Blaine one of the lounges. They're closer to each other than usual physically and Kurt's bedazzling. Set during the Klaine kiss in 2x16.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Stress Baking by BeStillMyHeart23 reviews
Kurt is stress baking again. Kurt and Blaine future fic!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Phone numbers and confusion by flyin'rabbit reviews
'Animal' aftermath redo - what if Kurt hadn't pulled all those weird faces during the performance?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After the Kiss by klemonademouth reviews
He picked up his pillow, pressed it to his face, and screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he felt ridiculous, because he was acting like a twelve-year-old girl with a silly crush on the most popular boy in school, who'd just said "hi" to her. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mine by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
The New Directions boys can't believe that Blaine finds Kurt attractive. Blaine explains why he has the hottest boyfriend in existence. Klaine fluff, slash. I thought of this cute little one shot, and figured it would be a good break from all the angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
And If It's Quite Alright by WhatIKnew reviews
Prom's coming up, and everyone's going but Kurt. In which Blaine is a doofy puppy and I force Samcedes to happen.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nightmares, Potions, And Comfort? by flutegirl17 reviews
There is something very wrong with Hermione, and whether he wants to admit it or not, Snape is concerned, and determined to get to the bottom of it. Rated T?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
More than Brushstrokes by debjunk reviews
Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Flotsam by did-you-reboot reviews
When a research study goes awry, Hermione finds herself washed up on a tropical beach and rescued by the very last person she expected to save her. Post Deathly Hallows, but AU-ified a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,806 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a little warning by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
EVERYBODY gives Blaine the "if you hurt him" talk. Everybody. Rated K for threats of hobbit mutilation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Falling Star by twilightsagalover28 reviews
This is 4 years after Breaking Dawn. They go to school, stuff happens, I don't want to give it away. Callaberation with Hatake Nyra. Read it. I suck at summaries. First fan fic. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,540 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
I Am by iamold reviews
Sometimes it takes an outside perspective to see that something's wrong. Gen one-shot. SS, HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Sweet by rowan-greenleaf reviews
It's a known fact: Draco Malfoy has a sweet tooth...D/G one-shot written for The DG Forum's April Fool's Day challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Speak Now by frostykitten reviews
Draco's getting married, will Hermione stop him? She peeked around the doorway as the wedding march started playing. To her biased ears, the happy tune sounded more like the accompaniment to a funeral procession than a wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Doodles by Sweet Porcelain reviews
Just Klaine being cute really!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Doctor Anderson by The Other reviews
Kurt is sick, and his beloved boyfriend is there to look after him. Just some fluff because I love these guys. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Reviewing Severus Snape by aimoon reviews
Severus Snape finds that student reviews of his teaching leave something to be desired. This leads to other problems with desire. Adult Hermione. SSHG. EWE? WIP. No acronyms in the actual story. That last sentence a lie B.T.W
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Dazed and Confused by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"Maybe it was best he didn't get out of the car. 'I'm dapper and charming and here are some flowers' didn't sound right." Blaine isn't nervous about a family dinner at Kurt's, except he totally is. Meeting Brittany for the first time kinda isn't helping.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Brittany P. - Complete
Not Until It Was You by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Blaine and Kurt cuddle. Blaine muses over a few things. Post Original Song tiny fic that is MADE of fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Too Soon by WhatIKnew reviews
Established Kurt/Blaine. Blaine's mind wanders while he tries to make Kurt relax. From the prompt "shoulders" on my tumblr.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Tale of Lady Sweaters by dinkydiddydums reviews
"I have to say, I picked the wrong day to wear it. It's far too cold out for these one-shouldered things." Kurt tugged uselessly at fabric hanging over his shoulder in an attempt to get it to cover more of his skin. Blaine whimpered from behind him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cherry Gathering by SlytherinRiter reviews
Because sometimes, parents aren't really that supportive of a bordering-on-pedophilia relationship. Fun little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fly by particularly good finder reviews
Kurt made his mother a promise to never, ever lose himself. And he plans to keep that promise.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Luck of the Weasley by WeasleyForMe reviews
George waits until the luckiest day of the year to ask Hermione on a date. Will she beat him to it? Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
I've Been Looking for You Forever by LoveAtFirstWronskiFeint reviews
What we didn't get to see during Original Songs because of that cockblocking piano. It was supposed to be sexy but it ended up being more adorable/fluffy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Did You Just Whimper? by MiniMaureen reviews
Blaine turned around, looking at Kurt. Kurt's eyes were wide and his hand was clasped over his mouth. "Did you just….. whimper?" Blaine questioned. Klaine smut! Enjoy yourselves!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Milk and Cookies by particularly good finder reviews
...And Absolutely No Booze At All. Kurt Hummel has witnessed a lot of strange things in his life, but opening the door to find a crying Santana Lopez on his doorstep probably takes the cake.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
My Personal Delicacy by cchummerson reviews
Kurt appoints Blaine as his assistant-chef in the creation of some sugary delights. Unfortunately, he comes to realize that Blaine and baking is just a recipe for disaster. Rated T for boy kisses and the violent death of kitchen appliances.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
CANNABLAINE? by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on a fanart by Muchacha10 - poking a bit of fun at cannablaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Day Frodo Met Sue by particularly good finder reviews
When Blaine visited McKinley with Kurt, he never expected to run into anything worse than a couple of bullies; then Blaine met Sue Sylvester.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sue S., Blaine A. - Complete
Watching You Is The Only Drug I Need by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Blaine has one fear: the dentist! When he has to get his wisdom teeth pulled out, Kurt is the only one who can comfort him and be there for him. To calm him though, he gets drugged for surgery. Valium ensues. Loopy Blaine. Fluffy fluff! Klaine. ONE SHOT
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cookies by JustShauna reviews
Kurt and Blaine spend an afternoon baking in the kitchen. Fluffy one-shot for the Klaine-hearted.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by silverdragon77 reviews
When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Shoulders and Collarbones by thesoundofsunshine reviews
It just happened that Kurt had a thing for shoulders, while Blaine favored collarbones. Established Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ticklish by Evil Crazy Willow reviews
Kurt Hummel was a number of things: talented, smart, a great dresser and very ticklish as Blaine Anderson would soon find out... Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Cookie Dough and Strawberry Icing by songstobesung reviews
Blaine has mixed feelings about Kurt's stressbaking. On one hand, he did kiss Kurt. On the other, however, Kurt was inadvertently teasing him to his cookie tasting death. Oneshot. Set in Keitorin Asthore's stressbaker verse.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Heals by blanknone reviews
Kurt reaches out for help and finds that it really does get better. Rated T for thoughts of suicide, mentions of self harm, and sweet, sweet Klaine kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Strictly Platonic by Mia M. Turner reviews
A thunderstorm draws Kurt into Blaine's dorm room for the night. Despite the shaking and the squeals, Kurt insists he isn't afraid of thunderstorms. Blaine has reason to believe otherwise. Klaine, oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sex Ed by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
There is a mandatory Sex Ed orientation for all Dalton students which means Kurt and Blaine have to attend as well! And the teacher, Ms. Holly Holliday. Condom usage. Lots of Klaine action. T for suggestive themes. Humor. One-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Master Plan by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt is sick and tired of his boyfriend, Blaine, being oblivious to his advances. He decides that he's going to need help and calls upon no other than one Noah Puckerman to set up a plan to seduce him. Klaine established relationship, PucKurt friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Art Of The Extra Low Five by andhopeto reviews
Boys will be boys. Especially when the Warblers Council passes a motion to have a week of butt-slapping and ass pats in an effort to display sportsmanlike behavior.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Keep Breathing by OoZolaoO reviews
Kurt finds himself as Blaine's shoulder to lean on in the aftermath of the embarrassing GAP fiasco...because heartbreak's never fun for anyone, even dapper Blaine. Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Rooftops in Paris by WeasleyForMe reviews
Paris may be the city for lovers, but the roof of the Burrow can be just as romantic when Hermione wishes upon a star. Could George be her wish come true? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Happy Singles' Awareness Day! by Chidori R. Fullbuster reviews
An extremely short, extremely fluffy sweet drabble type thing for a Klaine Valentine's Day.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Skipping Stones by twilightsagalover28 reviews
This is a instruction manual that Emmett writes for Nessie explaining how to skip school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Touches You by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine can't seem to stop touching Kurt while he's sleeping. Inspired by Mika's "Touches You." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Dr Slush by Fluffy Nouget reviews
When Dalton gets a Dr. Slush Kurt can't help but hate the drink machine with a passion. Too bad for him Blaine picks up on this and decides to sniff out what's wrong, not to mention makes a rather unsual request; Kurt unwillingly complies. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprises by BreeZombiee reviews
What happens when Brittany burst into a Warbler's practice? Lot's of Kurt blushing and Warbler confusion. Spoiler's for 'Silly Love Songs' Now a Twoshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
The Magical Milk Chronicles by particularly good finder reviews
Four times Kurt brought Finn some warm milk, and one time Finn returned the favor.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Slytherin Way by KathAdrian reviews
Severus Snape decides to use his Slytherin skills to win Hermione's heart. What happens when Ginny begins to meddle? Who knows, maybe the Gryffindor way isn't that bad... SSHG, please R&R, Rated T for minor swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Brief Aftermath by The Anonymite reviews
Post-WIGYA, head-canon'd up like whoa. Kurt is sniffly and sadface, and Blaine is just that much of a dork. Why else would he plaster his dapper hair down like that?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Movie Night by C.C. Nyde reviews
Kurt wants to watch a movie. Blaine refuses. *Random dialogue fic! Featuring Wes and David!*
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Movie Night by CharliesHoodie reviews
Blaine and Kurt watch The Ring. Kurt is terrified after, so Blaine agrees to stay with him during the night.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's a Date by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Blaine answers Kurt's phone, only to talk about Brittany's favorite dolphin and his prince.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Speech by RodentFace reviews
George gives his speech at Harry and Ginny's wedding. NOBODY expected it. I can't tell you more without ruining it for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Camp Bosalwakee by CullenWatcher reviews
Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Rose, and Emmett go to watch a camp full of kids at Camp Bosalwakee. Bella isn't thrilled, but she has Edward! Or at least, she thought she did. Find out what happens when a curious boy starts camp with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Saving Snape by Only-eyes-for-Riddick reviews
Nightmares have consumed Hermione since Severus died in the war ten years ago. She wants them to stop and does the only thing she can think of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Loose Lips by Summer Tea reviews
Kurt is still groggy after a trip to the dentist, and is WAY too open with his father.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Temperature by theworldwhispers reviews
Blaine finds a way to make Kurt's doctor-mandated silence tolerable. Klaine, one-shot, complete.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pink Fangirls by Something Witty Goes Here reviews
Darren is, essentially, a fangirl.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Red Vines and Dragons by WhosThatPsychoFangirlOmgItsMe reviews
A movie night with Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Adjective Game by cr8vgrl reviews
ONESHOT! Fred wants Hermione to play the Adjective Game with him, but will a simple game get out of hand when they start speaking their feelings, or was it all part of his plan? Post-War fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hurt Him and You'll Be A Soft Toy by snorkellingfish reviews
When Brittany hears that her favourite ex-boyfriend is in a new relationship, she takes it upon herself to make sure that his new boyfriend doesn't hurt him or else. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bite MePlease? by Eowyn Rain reviews
It never would have occurred to their best friends that Blaine and Kurt would finally, finally get together, because of Vampires. Involves a slumber party, watching a Vampire movie, our favorite boys learning somethign new about each other.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Take A Lick And Don't Stop by TransformCobra reviews
Another Glee Kink fill. Kurt is being ignored from the Warblers at their early practice. So he finishing his lunch ;
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Couple? by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and Kurt transfer to McKinley. Blaine tries out for football and learns a few things about his boyfriend's past.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Initiation by Aelora reviews
Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Phone Sex, The Wrong Way by Eowyn Rain reviews
Excerpt: "You just violated my iPhone." -"Take the hint. Next time, do phone sex the right way." Warning: Wes is done with Blaine and Kurt's Sexual Tension. Blaine/Kurt, Wes, David
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Day At The Lake by Nruoft reviews
"IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU WOULD NO—" "Three!" Blaine cried as he tossed Kurt, screaming, into the water.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Lesson Learned by accio.awesomeness reviews
Hermione Granger didn't expect to break things off with Ron. Then again, she didn't expect to fall for Fred Weasley, either. So when he asks her to teach him how to kiss properly, what can she say? Post-DH, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Switched Realities by eurekawriter reviews
Justin and Alex Russo wake up one morning and find themselves married with a one year old girl. They try and do everything possible to return to the reality they know, but what will it come down to in the end?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Ticklish by NerdfighteriaIsland reviews
Wes and David are always right. Especially about the fact that Klaine must happen. One shot-COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Inconvenient Switch: A Cullen Comedy by Lisaslovestories reviews
What vampires do when they get bored? Well, The Cullen's decides to start a competition. The goal? Annoy the hell out of each other. With Edward's crossdressing, Emmett's prank calls and Bella's sex talk, it won't be long before someone give in..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes by Crystal Cayden reviews
How do you think my brother would feel if I played Quidditch against him...and won...on the Slytherin team?" Silence. Luna Lovegood piped up, "I'd say he'd feel substantially unhappy." Ginny grinned. "Excellent!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ten Steps to Getting What You Want by 2NiCe4U reviews
Using his years of experience as a Slytherin, Severus Snape has come up with a plan to get what he wants: a Gryffindor. SSHG One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bittersweet by January-21 reviews
Cameron s thought on her pregnancy. Chase/Cameron oneshot. Rather angsty.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/4/2008 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Masked Emotions by Keinami reviews
Finn's step-brother might be rubbing off on him a little bit.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Have Youself A Merry Little Christmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
When Blaine leaves Kurt alone with Mr. Shu, trouble arises. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Drawing in the Library by Eowyn Rain reviews
Blaine gets inspired to draw in the Library. Kurt has a lovely blush.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Too Many Blazers by fizzingwhisbee reviews
What Kurt really wants, more than anything in the world, is to see Blaine without his Dalton blazer. Kurt/Blaine Ficlet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Her best friend's fault by Not Just a Nerd reviews
When Alex was 17 and her best friend started dating her brother's best friend, her heart was aching in want of a serious boyfriend; and the 'off limits' sign stuck at Justin's back was starting to fall off. *JALEX* Minor Zarper. My new best. COMPLETED.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,874 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
You're a Woman, Harry! by Alexannah reviews
Skirts and cramps would be bad enough, but Harri, newly adjusting to life as the opposite sex - thanks a bunch, Neville - is discovering that the banes of every girl's existence are ... boys. RWHP DMHP DMHG SSNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Love is Found in the Most Mysterious Places by Candycane and Bubblegum reviews
Bella is adopted by the Cullens. Her mother had abandoned her.Years after her adoption, the Cullens realize her abandonment was because of threats made by the Volturi. What do they want with Bella?... Edward and Bella will fall for each other... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Don't Ever Look Back by teacandles reviews
We can dance until we die. You and I will be young forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gerbs by CCCAPE reviews
Klaine/sickness.Kurt and Blaine are alone for the weekend.Unfortunately Kurt is sick with the flu.But that doesn't stop Blaine.Steaminess ensues.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Mistletoe by SarahMia95 reviews
Blaine mopes, Kurt is insecure... and Wes and David plot to change these facts with a little festive mistletoe...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Operation: Mistletoe by RepriseOurRoles reviews
Or Operation: Get Kurt and Blaine To Stop Dancing Around literally and Just Kiss already A really fluffy oneshot I wrote today.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reigning Champion by Marari reviews
Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Little Thing He Does Is Magic by Stellata reviews
Blaine never got a letter from Hogwarts... Luckily he's a smart boy. He can teach himself to control his magic. But he certainly can't control his heart. Klaine oneshot, AU!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
First Impressions by Shinyduck reviews
In the time before Bella came along, it's the Cullens' first day at their new school. Naturally, it's not the best start. Rated so the authorities don't crash into my house if I put a bad word. Pen name has changed from EmmettMcCartyCullenrules.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Relatives, Reunions, and Rachel Stalking by particularly good finder reviews
In which a certain traitor makes a return, Blaine has parent issues, Kurt gets some action, and the boys play Call of Duty...again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Normal Saturday Morning by abandonedaccount128373773 reviews
All of the whining, the talking about eyes, would end. All of their pains would end because Blaine and Kurt were kissing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My First Kiss by Mark of a Raven reviews
People always assumed my first kiss belonged to Viktor Krum. Silly, as I never said anything of the sort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Spying by abandonedaccount128373773 reviews
Blaine hadn't meant to spy on New Directions, he really hadn't. A cute Klaine fluff piece... Written after 'NBK'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
his rock and his shelter, his brother and friend by particularly good finder reviews
He's leaving, and Finn deserves to know why.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Boys All Love To Stare by Nini Black reviews
In which Kurt realizes that Blaine has a cheerleader fetish.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Boytoy by melsbenoists reviews
How the hell did Kurt get roped into a boytoy auction and why isn't there anyone to save him from total embarresment. pre-klaine. cute fluff oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sick Day by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
For Blaine, skipping school to visit Kurt and talk to Karofsky took a lot of planning, and brought a lot of consequences. Spoilers for Never Been Kissed
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hold Me Close Tiny Dancer by SarahMia95 reviews
At McKinley, Kurt spent his days being mocked and bullied. At Dalton, however, things are somewhat different...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Dream by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
Kurt gets sick and in his fever-induced dream, it's time to Get Back to Hogwarts, where all the Glee kids know Blaine's cool
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
no song can describe this world by particularly good finder reviews
The lives of the characters of Glee, described in six words.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010
biting my lips so hard for you baby by chocolatebearturk reviews
He doesn't sit in his desk and doodle his name in the margins of his papers or stare at his hand and get lost in fantasies of running down the hallway with their fingers entwined. He doesn't do that at all. Because he's not that person. kurt/blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
Here For You by E.M Travers reviews
"I mean...not like...Joe Walker-adorable...or Zefron adorable...but like...kind of like a puppy-adorable." Blaine smiled. If Kurt was awake...and sober...hearing himself being compared to a puppy, he'd probably smack him right now. FRIENDSHIP ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by helloclaude reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm Sticking With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
A charm gone wrong has Lily and James stuck together. Literally. James is ecstatic to find out he gets to stay within less than a foot with Lily at all times. Lily is completely livid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meteor Shower by twilightsagalover28 reviews
This is a series of one shots about when/how the Cullens have gotten expelled. A hundred years after Breaking Dawn. They are recapping the stories. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,588 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Protection by thepotionsmaster369 reviews
On one fateful night , Severus Snape saves sixth year Ginny Weasley from her all too certain fate. He reluctantly offers her refuge , for reasons he cannot fathom. And as the year passes, Ginny finds herself desiring more than just his protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ginny W., Severus S.
No! by permanentwhiplash reviews
An argument between our favorite non-canon couple about Snape and colors...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Black Crow Island by Lisaslovestories reviews
Who is the betrayer, who is the killer in the crowd? The one who creeps in corridors and doesn't make a sound.. B & friends are on an island, but vaccation turns to nightmare when they are murdered one by one.. Is the killer one of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Challenge by Cybrokat reviews
"Anything you can do, I can do better." Who comes out on top, Professor Snape or Professor Granger when pitted against each other in their own unique challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
Hush Little Baby by Bexta03 reviews
Bella is an orphan. Her little sister Alice is adopted. She is alone and abused all the time. She meets the Cullens while in hospital. Will they finally bring the happiness she deserves? Or will her bad luck come back for her and her new family? AH OCC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,048 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Taking Over Me by JulesSC reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Save Me by JulesSC reviews
Bella and the Cullens bond over a tragedy-Edward copes with comforting Bella and being there for her. Fluff for EdwardxBella, and fluff for BellaxCullens, but also an angsty edge to it. Romance, family, angst, and slight humor. M for sensitive subject.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Got Her Period! by Twilight Vampire Princess 14 reviews
Uh oh! Bella's got her period! What happens when an 18 year old girl has her period in a house with seven vampires? CHAOS! Set after New Moon! T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Operation goodbye Bella, hello Edward! by bellapouts reviews
Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Lauren, Bella
At the Close by ToManyLetters reviews
I open at the close.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Annoying Hermione by Curiositykils reviews
Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,281 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Checkmate by The Duchess of Telmar reviews
"Chess pieces can give advice about other things, you know." Oneshot. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stuck in Volterra by Onwind reviews
Victoria created over a hundred newborn vampires to help her kill me. The good news: The Cullens have a plan to trick her and will hide me somewhere safe. The bad news: The safe place is Volterra and I got Caius for a babysitter. Kill me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,661 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Caius, Bella - Complete
My Childhood Enemies Child by kallysalvatore reviews
Mary Alice Brandon and Jasper Whitlock mortal enemies since they were 4 years old, they are forced to share the same friends, school, classes, but what happens when parenthood hits them? Full summary in chapter one : ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,873 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Thristy For Your Love by Angel of the day reviews
Everything was perfect in their respective little worlds. Bella had the intriguing mystery that was Edward Cullen, and Carlisle had a loving wife and family. But, when their two worlds collide, they find something that not even Alice saw coming.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,443 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 826 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What AVPM's Ron Weasley has Taught Me by luvs2dance reviews
A bday gift for HP, JKR,and Joey Richter. If you haven't seen A very Potter Musical, then it won't make much sense. If you have, then enjoy! flames will be laughed at. rated for 2 swear words
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
Honestly by Monica121 reviews
Duke found out that Viola was a girl. He didn't want to confront her about it... yet. Not until he figured out why she did it. He just didn't anticipate this little slip up. Honestly. AU. On Hiatus, currently being revised.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 12/3/2006
Fitness Camp by luckyluboo reviews
dr.EsmeSwan coach's her daughers Rosalie,Alice,and Bella's cheersquad who are enemies of dr.CarlisleCullens football star sons Emmett,Edward,and Jasper. What happens when their stuck together for weeks at fitness camp and the 9 hr ride to camp.LOVE BLOOMS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Things To Do In Walmart, with Emmett! by emilylovee reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in Walmart and decides to do them all! Along with the other Cullens of course! Sure to be crazy.. Hilarious story here people!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Emmett
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 412 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dialogue Exercise 1: Sleepover by Megan Potassium reviews
Dialogue Exercise #1: Puck is sleeping over at Finn and Kurt's house and is reduced to sleeping on the basement floor ... But the floor is too uncomfortable for Puck.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Slytherin Daring by brandy01 reviews
A drunken trip down to the dungeons results in an attempted break-in and Hermione being led to Snape's office to explain. Written for the Owl Post Forums Drabble Weekends. SSHG, One-shot, Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
with your fluffy, cotton stuffing by particularly good finder reviews
Or, How Finn Hudson Got Kurt Hummel Into Bed With Him. -Finn is cold. Kurt doesn't care.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Has he called you a teddy bear yet? by helloclaude reviews
Kurt Hummel has a problem in the form of an overly touchy-feely, giddy, and sick Finn Hudson.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
eternal evidence of our awkward domesticity by particularly good finder reviews
"Are you…are you afraid of the dark?" Finn asked, trying to hold back laughter. "Because hiding under your blankets probably isn't the best solution for that."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Butterflies by gotdemmovelikeschmidt reviews
Bella Swan is found in the woods but no other than Edward Cullen. How will a 3 year old Bella deal with living with vampires? How will she deal with growing up with them? Follow Bella and the Cullens as Bella grows up in a different way than others.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,433 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Green by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one understood what I'd gone through, and least of all Emmett McCarthy. All he knew was that he wanted me, and somehow, that was enough for him to treat me like the worthless female I was. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Pardon My Past by sincerelyalh reviews
He's a football player, she's the new girl with secrets. What happens when they unravel? What happens when she learns to trust again? What happens when her past turns up for fixing? Will she stay or will she leave and if she does, will she come back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,448 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
That One Question by dawnxofxbloodlyxhearts reviews
When Renesmee asks Edward "where do babies come from?" hilarity ensues. Everything belongs to Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
What Is Hermione Hiding? by loving-reader-and-writer reviews
Hermonie finds herself with a nasty wound.She hides it from her friends.Who will find out?A/N dont like it anymore ,im not sure what to do with it if you want to use it.morph it to you,or continue its ok,email it to me ill post it,makes it esy to find!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
James Potter Problem by Owl and Crow reviews
Anger, annoyance, more anger, table envy and snogging on Remus' bed. Lily has a problem and its name is James Potter. Copius amount of angry Lily and confused Marauders. You have been warned! Sort of a prequel to Sexual Education, can be read separately!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Prophecies by Glalie773 reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in common: an intense hatred for Professor Trelawney. Little do they know, it's for the exact same reason. DM/HG. Quick one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lavender's Truth by Aurette reviews
Hermione's self-imposed distance from her friends comes to an end when Ron asks for help. When they realise The Golden Trio aren't enough to solve a mystery, Hermione hires a pro. Epilogue free, for your pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hangover: Twilight Style by bhefoWEFefWEF reviews
Anything Emmett plans can't turn out right, right? Right. Follow Emmett, Jasper and Jacob as they retrace their drunken steps to find Edward before his wedding is due to start!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward
The Adventures of Gay Kid and Frankenteen by particularly good finder reviews
It was a little-known fact that Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel were best friends in second grade. In fact, both boys nearly forgot about that early friendship, until one fateful day when they stumbled across a box in the attic...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Lily's Song by Artemis Rampant reviews
Darren Criss would make a better James, anyways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mother Nature by RedRose102 reviews
Time to answer a question a lot of guys seem to want to know: What is in a young woman's backpack? Severus Snape has the honor of finding out in a Potions lesson. FIRST EVER HP STORY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Doctoring the Doctors by typerventilating reviews
Parents are sick and tired of our continuous rants on Twilight, our vampire dreaming, and our Fanfiction writing. Sent to therapy Megan's out to explain the meaning of Twilight and the rights of a teenage girl in love with Twilight. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Ghost of Hogwarts' Halls by cr8vgrl reviews
The rumors were truer than the teachers believed, but the cause was more dire than anyone thought. Can Fred save Hermione before it's too late and her body gives out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Delivering Drizzle by iwillalwaysbeyourlight reviews
Or, The day Kurt Hummel learned that birth is, in fact, bloody and bestial. Kurt, Quinn, and various members of New Directions
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Believe by ShutupnRead reviews
Bella and Edward lived together for 3 years as orphans before she's adopted and moves away. Years after they've stopped writing, his father gets a call from a worried doctor after admitting a 16 year old girl with a history of abuse. Is she beyond saving?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,161 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Twilight University by bluefire022 reviews
Seventeen-year-old Isabella makes one of the hardest decisions of her life; she decides to leave everything behind to attend a famous University in New York. What happens when she meets a certain bronze haired boy named Edward Cullen? AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,695 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ultimate Ten Lifetimes by Curiositykils reviews
Sequel to Penultimate Ten Minutes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Penultimate Ten Minutes by Curiositykils reviews
The penultimate ten minutes of Draco and Hermione's story. Prequel to Ultimate Ten Lifetimes. Nominated at Dramione Awards Round 6 2010 in Best Heart-Wrenching/Angst category. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Comeuppance is Never a Good Thing by Snwy.Leopard reviews
Refusing to take any more of the Slytherin's abuse of power and Umbridge’s cruel detention methods quietly, Hermione joins forces with the twins to get revenge. Little does anyone know what this new partnership will bring. FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,765 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Ruined by remuslives reviews
Hermione curtails Ron's plans for pranking the twins on their birthday. Seriously be-lated birthday fic for pentastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2010 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Love Guru by Lily Orange reviews
What exactly will happen when Sirius decides to help Harry entrance Ginny with his magnificent advice on how to get girls to fall for you? Much hilarity, friendship, fun, embarrassment and romance, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Elites: Undercover Hacker by Crystal Stones reviews
oBella Swan hacks into the government’s computer system for a guy named Edward & finds herself in deep trouble. Accepting an offer to join a secret agency instead, she goes on a mission as an undercover model. Her partner? Turns out to be Edward himself!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Voldemort, It's Me, Harry by siriuslives394 reviews
Harry has one simple request for his arch nemesis: could he stop trying to kill him? Please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm here, Alex by ShinyNewShoes reviews
She felt a tight, nervous feeling in her stomach. Something didn’t feel right. - - Alex uses magic and goes to the party with Javier. Things do not go as planned.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
Blue by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
1930. "I don't want to fight." He whispered. "Too much of a pacifist?" He looked up into my eyes. "Too in love with you." Torn apart by their faith, Alice is sent to a Nazi camp and Jasper is forced to guard her. Can their love survive the odds? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Platitudes by cecelle reviews
When Hermione seems a bit stuck, Neville decides to help things along. “It's not that easy." Hermione huffed a stray strand of hair out of her face. "Sometimes it doesn’t do to hurry into things."-- Fluff/humor one-shot; SS/HG featuring Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In Cruel Fate's Hands by Curiositykils reviews
Fate has certainly been cruel to Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Music Box by Singin'SillyGoose reviews
A moment of almost-peace is shared by Harry and Ginny while in Lily's nursery. And perhaps Harry has finally met his match in the form of two toddlers! It's a fluffy little number that I quite like, so please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Catch Me by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
Every rule was broken now and I was way past the point of no return. Yet somehow, I didn't care. I didn't want to go back, he was everything to me now. Bella/Carlisle. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Three Left Feet by catharticone reviews
Bella plans a wedding surprise for Edward, but we all know what happens to the best-laid plans...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,879 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Patented Daydream by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
Hermione uses one of the Weasley Twins patented daydreams in class - naughty naughty! Fluff and drabble ahoy - see what i did there? it was a pun! ... okay, shutting up now - one-shot, read and review ... or walk the plank!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Things Get Broken by metrostarship reviews
He is counting the seconds, waiting for an answer as he holds his bleeding sister in his arms.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
College Life by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,985 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Identity by Saiyachick reviews
Grabbing a towel, I wet it and washed all the concealer off. Funny, seeing as how I wasn’t concealing any imperfections—just my identity. I stared at my reflection, at the stranger in front of me, the girl Edward loved. Too bad I wasn’t her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Proposal by EmilyMarie15 reviews
A One-Shot of how I think Harry proposed to Ginny. Rated T... because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Weasley Jumper by lost logic reviews
Fluff. Pure unadulterated fluff. Short, Sweet, and embarrassing for both Ron and Hermione - The best kind of story. one shot. Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Completely Irresistible by DreamingOfParadise reviews
One shot: Carlisle Cullen is Bella Swan's boss, somebody who she's always been attracted to. Will their relationship go any further?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
5k Run by Saiyachick reviews
Edward decides to ease his wife's pain after coming home to find her panting and needy. Oneshot/Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hitman by JustBella reviews
Bella ends up falling in love, only to find out that he had been planning to kill her. Going to college is hard, going to college with someone trying to kill you is harder. Rated T only for Cursing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
So Stupid by SexciTibby77 reviews
Hermione comes in crying and for some reason, Draco wants to know why. Cute little fic, rated for language. Sorry guys, no sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seven Sleepless Nights by WeasleyForMe reviews
With swirling thoughts and a hectic schedule, Hermione finds herself unable to sleep. When George shares his secret with her and keeps her company, she finds another, sweeter reason to stay up late. Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Mind of Arthur Weasley by Northumbrian reviews
In the kitchen at the Burrow, Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Molly and Arthur sit down at the table. The youngsters look nervous. Arthur suspects that they are up to something. What is going on inside…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/16/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Helpful Hermione by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Neville, of course, creates an accidental disaster in Potions. Hermione helps Professor Snape in more ways than one to clean out the dungeons. Fun and flirty. SS/HG of course, and post-DH as well as a bit AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
16 to 6, how did that happen? by SageK reviews
from a prompt on the glee fluff meme: De-aged!fic, in which all of glee club turns back into their elementary school selves and Will has to babysit them until it wears off. Complete silliness abounds!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Will S., Brittany P.
Mint Chocolate by lydiamaartin reviews
Ginny needs mint chocolate ice cream. It's a dilemma. ―- HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Memorable by cecelle reviews
Fluffy, Christmas-sy one-shot. SS/HG. "With a final, radiant flash, the light died. She held her breath as she looked down."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sit with You by Flaignhan reviews
George's mouth turned up at the corners slightly, though Hermione refrained from pointing this out to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/26/2009 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Complete Misadventures of the Marauders by Lily Orange reviews
A hundred sets of lines James, Sirius and Lily have had to write in their time at Hogwarts documenting the stupid and downright hilarious things they did, set by none other than their Head of House Professor Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs a Hug? by cathedral carver reviews
Snape does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Best Day Ever by Diamondinsanity reviews
Brittany finds Pi, proves Mr. Schue wrong, and even gets a bird in her locker! It’s the best day ever!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Brittany P., Puck - Complete
Grandpa Where Do Babies Come From by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Little Nessie has a question that she must ask. Who else to turn to but her grandfather, he's a doctor, He'll defiantly know where they come from!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Who's Sexy? by debjunk reviews
Ron and Hermione have a little disagreement
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Foreign Territories by cr8vgrl reviews
“Do you even know what mascara is, darling?” Fred teased her. “Yes, I believe that it’s somewhere close to Africa, right?” she mocked. He rolled his eyes. "That's Madagascar." She shrugged. "Same difference. They're both foreign territories to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunted House by debjunk reviews
Hermione's new house is haunted. Can Severus help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Medical Miracle by Hazl reviews
Brooke was just an average girl with a dream, to become a doctor. She never expected to get the job as Dr. Carlisle Cullen's assistant,and she certainly never thought she'd fall in love with him. But she did and her life would never be the same Carlise/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,907 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Over The Wall by TwiHard24 reviews
After the girls sneak into an all boys military school Bella can't seem to get one of the guys, Emmett, out of her head.With Rose and Alice pushing her closer to him can she keep denying her feelings for him or will she let him catch her as she falls?BxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Broken by brandy01 reviews
He had found her broken, and it had brought them together... SSHG, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprise Kisses by debjunk reviews
Every time Severus sees Hermione, he kisses her. What's going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayal Of Trust by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
At long last...Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are about to share that one special moment they have both been waiting their entire lives for...their VERY FIRST TIME. Yeah...Not if Ginny's brother Ron has anything to say about it! Not a Lemon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Different Sides by Masterarcher reviews
A missing scene from the movie. Here is a side of Justin we haven't sceen. One that comes out when his sister is threatened. NO INCEST! Ew. Please R&R!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
The Doctor is Out by Kimmeth reviews
Dr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence... One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Bet I Can! by cool-gal95 reviews
Alice and Rose have a bet. The bet is to not touch their husbands for a month. Both are confident that they can win. But can they? Read to find out! Set 1 year after Breaking Dawn. Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Rosalie, Alice
The Carlisle Babysitting Bella Series! by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
This will be a series of different times Carlisle is asked by Edward to babysit Bella!Hilarity ensues as they have snow ball fights,swim,play bumper cars, and the complete and total unexpected! Carlisle/Bella Friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Sixteen Miles by Mackenzie L reviews
Carlisle forgets to tell Esme that he loves her before leaving for work one morning.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Esme, Carlisle] - Complete
Somewhere Warm by writergirl94 reviews
Justin is a big brother, which means that no matter what he has too come through for his little sister, even in the worst situations-even if he's scared too. Takes place during movie! Spoilers if u have not seen it. NO INCEST!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Twister by Silver Ash reviews
Hermione, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Ginny plus the game of Twister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Wrong Brother by BittyBlueEyes reviews
George pretends to be Fred in order to prank Hermione, will Hermione figure it out? Fred&Hermione ship, but mostly interaction between George and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/27/2009 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W. - Complete
Cause and Effect by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and George take some time out of their school lessons for other educational activities! Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Languages by Duck Life reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a lot of different ways of saying things. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Immunity by Nightzchild reviews
Snape is forced to take a trip to the Hospital Wing and receives some unintentional advice from an unlikely source. Will he take it? Not a Romance Fic. Just a bit of fun with SS and HG. Enjoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Doublemint Gum by Tempest Break reviews
**Noncanon as of DH.** Fred and George Weasley. One could say they look alike, no? Hard to tell apart? That's exactly Fred's point when he asks George to woo a girl for him... but Hermione Granger may be a challenge. F/Hr/Ge, H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,483 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/2/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing Notes with the Cullens and Bella! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
I think the title pretty much sums it up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun at WalMart by Christine232 reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Edward can you smell my pee? by nattycullen reviews
Bella has a few questions for Edward...random one-shot thats very stupid but a 'tad' funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Rules by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
As I was saying, there are certain rules you need to follow to ensure my sanity and your life. And here they are.'- Edward sets some ground rules about dating Nessie with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Technique by ApollinaV reviews
Crookshanks has something to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
There Will Be Blood by drakien reviews
Timing is everything when dealing with the witches of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Secret Revealed by xxpipxx reviews
Set between eclipse and BD When Lauren and Mike overhear the Cullen's secret, things get nasty. With the Volturi involved, and lives on the line, the world of the vampires is suddenly at stake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Feminine Products by siriuslives394 reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Perfect Moment by DoctorFang reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Isabella Swan to meet his family. But wait, Bella knows Carlisle? All vampire. Some normal pairings, but some change...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,751 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
The Sex Talk! by Thunder's Blade reviews
Post BD. Nessie is a teenager, and Edward and Bella decide to give her the sex talk. However, as usual, Jake had done something to make Edward furious at him. Emmett also interferes. Very short, but slightly funny toward the end. No LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Wee Bonnie Lass by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
It's Ginny's birthday. She's drunk. So Hermione decides to dump her rather unceremoniously at Harry's apartment. Oh, dear. H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
I Am Here by mfqc reviews
Moments of Carlisle and Bella that somehow could be treasured as a gift.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare? Cullen Style by stop taking the good usernames reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the rest of the Cullens and Bella will play...truth or dare? Rewritten...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Basically what the title says. Alice finds ways to tick off her brother to the point that he loses his sanity. What will the evil pixie do next to poor, unsuspecting Emmett? Rated T for safety. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,928 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Alice, Emmett
Why Do You Hate Me? by debjunk reviews
Hermione is fed up with Severus' attitude. She asks him why he hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Half Human Puberty by MusicArt2010 reviews
After Breaking Dawn. So what happens after Renesmee Nessie Cullen goes through her first menstrual cycle? A P.M.S.ing half-vamp/half-human that's what!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
In Answer To Your Question by embracing-shadows reviews
Ron asks Hermione a question, but it's Fred who does the answering. Granted, he does it in a rather unorthodox manner...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
When CrumpleHorned Snorkacks Attack by 2NiCe4U reviews
Severus and Hermione could never have suspected that Crumple-Horned Snorkacks, a closet, and, of course, mistletoe, would lead to more than their casual acquaintance. SSHG Long One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bella's Period by My Cinderella reviews
Bella gets her period for the first time in 17 years. How will Edward and the rest of the Cullens deal with this? Set over a course of 7 days, prepare for an adventure to stay alive, Bella!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Church by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
I quickly tuned out of Bella's thoughts. I was not going to get a hard-on during church. Absolutely not." --There's a reason why the Cullen's don't go to church anymore, and this is it. T for swearing and slight sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward - Complete
Dangerous Love by DreamingOfParadise reviews
After her father's death, Bella Swan meets Dr Cullen and slowly falls in love. Includes ice skating, vampires, evil Jacob, fires, drama and general madness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Truth or Dare Weasley Style by thaigirl2009 reviews
Seventh year in HGW begins, with the twins, and Ginny, as well as teh golden trio, after teh rebuilding of the castle after teh war. Why exactly are the twins there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
The Secret Admirer by vanityfair reviews
When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by diamond-helen reviews
Sirius listens at a door, and his dirty mind draws the obvious conclusions, but is he right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Potion Number 13 by Penskii reviews
It was once said that 'All the girls love Severus Snape! They’re just too stupid to realise it' - Ginny Weasley should never try to use a love potion to outprank her brothers, but she really needed the job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Bella Swann and the Sparklepire of Hogwarts by youcantseeus reviews
Bella goes to Hogwarts and meets her One True Love. Brief Twilight parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Severus S., Bella - Complete
Boys in books are just better by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione is hooked on Twilight. Draco thinks the books are silly but secretly is hooked on them as well. Draco is ooc a little. Not a Twilight crossover. TWILIGHT SPOILER WARNING.Pure and delicious Dramione fluff. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Interview with the Vampires, Twilight Style by vAMPLIFIED reviews
Why is the cast at Hogwarts? Why has Hannah Montana taken Bella captive? WHY IS JAKE WEARING FISHNETS? R&R to find out. "So, Jacob, you raped my mom..." -Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit by Duck Life reviews
Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
First Holiday by don'teatmycookie reviews
The Cullens celebrate Christmas. A side-story for New Beginning.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2009
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Blister by siriuslives394 reviews
Sirius has a blister. Rated for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Peppered with Passion by luvscharlie reviews
The testing of Hermione's new invention leaves invisible scars. Fred/Hermione, Arthur/Molly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lillie Isabelle Cullen by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme adopted one more child?What interesting things can happen in her life as a Cullen,and how powerful is she?Set 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Chapter 34:Epilogue. Please, Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Birthday Wishes by ksevfand reviews
What is the strange effect Severus Snape is having on all the females at Hogwarts? Except for a certain Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Love a Girl with Fishlike Lips by luvscharlie reviews
You do not play pranks on your pregnant wife. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sit Still Granger by remuslives reviews
A belated Valentine's fic. George has a proposition for Hermione. Winner of the Twin Exchange Feb 2009 challenge. George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2009 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
A La Emmett by PansySas reviews
The Cullen's get 'The Talk' A La Emmett - The Sexual Deviant that he is ---- Renesmee's talk now added !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
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That Time Of The Month: Hogwarts, Get Ready
Dear Male Species Of Hogwarts, Bugger Off. Sincerely, Pissed Off Females.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cullens At Walmart reviews
If possible, Alice's grin turned even bigger as she handed each of us a sheet of paper. On the paper, it read :Things NOT To Do At Wal-Mart...uh-oh. *this is my first fanfiction ever, im still really new to the whole thing, please be nice : *
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Alice, Emmett
A Starry Night reviews
Slowly, he got down on one knee and took my hand in one of his, I felt my eyes grow wide and my jaw dropped. Then he reached into his pocket and pulled out a small black box. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete