TheObsessedMoronSociety

Moron is debatable

our anthem shall be the turtle song

My turtle swims sideways,

Your turtle swims upside-down

My turtle swims sideways...

YOUR TURTLE IS DEAD!

this is a joint fanfiction account created by four people. The nicknames below are not our real ones. just so you know

the profile space has been divided to prevent arguments between us.

Mitten-why is our profile picture Naoi? oh wait, we're all morons. Never mind

boots-cuz naoi is epic. why else?

boots- ha! I have now changed it to my favorite flower!

Mitten-And i changed it to hinata in the celling!

hood- yay hinata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitten-Just thought I should add this...

R.I.P. various characters...

-Maes Hughes

-Itachi Uchiha

-Nagato

-The Afterlife Battlefront (Although I don't know if they were reincarnated or something...) (I'm pretty sure they were.-Scarf)

this section belongs to Mitten

Heyo Peeps!

this is mitten talking. You may call me Pookie, Mitten, or Lor Lor. Pookie, really?-Scarf

I love Naruto, Angel Beats (That goes for all of us), the Idolm@ster, D.Gray-Man, and Fairy Tale animes!

My other penname is wolfstar.e99, I've only got one story up though...

I will be editing Boots' fanfic, once she types it up, so look forward to that, and I've got a companion oneshot to go with it.

Wait...Who killed my quotes?????? *Looks at other authors...*

ah well, here are some of my favorite ones

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths"

"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated"

"Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should here the ones I keep to myself!"

"YOU CANT BUY HAPPINESS...but... you can buy bacon, which is about the same thing."

"Save your heart for someone who cares..."

NO ONE"S HACKED MY PROFILE!!! YAY!...i feel unloved

-Pookie Mitten/wolfstar.e99

hood invading- i am nine hundred miles from your home teehee * stalker face*

Mitten-Oh yeah... And I hate to hear those screaming (boots-pained)souls blow...Those long, screaming souls whistling down...

hood- miles and miles and miles and miles miles and miles from your home

this section belongs to (boots)Tee Shirt! Scarf: The FUCK it does! Points to header thing. LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! THIS IS MY SECTION DAMNIT!!

This is boots hacking scarf's section. La La La La La. What a beautiful world we live in.

-Mitten: boots...you spelled "beutifule" wrong...it's Beautiful

-Boots-who gives a damn. I'll spell how i want to

Mitten-YAY! scarf watched Angel Beats!

Scarf- I hate you both so much right now.

Boots-aww, cashmer. You know you love us

Boots- in case you were wondering, cashmeir is a kind of wool that i have a very nice scarf made of.

Scarf- The fuck does that have to do w/ anything?!

This is Scarf. * Turns to other authors* Scarf? Seriously?! *Sigh* um...what was I suposed to say? * looks at script* Um..oh, ah! I like: reading, drawing, writing, watching tv, exploring the web! Warning: I LOVE shounenai/yaoi! So if you have problems with slash or whatever it's called on here, then for the love of God, don't read it! How hard is this?! And no hate mail! Cuz if you hate mail me I will hate mail you right back! Don't think I won't! I will hunt you down if I have to! And no flames! Cuz if you flame me I will set your computer on fire!

Devianart name: kennydied911

Live Journal( i just started!) name:kennydied911

And now for some Supernatural quotes!

" I swear the next person that asks me if I'm okay, I'm gonna start throwing punches."

" That little fabric softener teddy bear? I wanna hunt that b*36h down."

" Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja."

" I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said."

"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

" Oh my. I'm shocked at this unforeseen turn of events."

" We had a really nice chat and then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out of his chest...does that make me a bad person?"

And that's all folks! Oh yeah! And my muse is Insanity. I'M LIKE F*ING EDGAR ALLEN POE! HELLS YES! Oh...wait...his life sucked...nevermind.

boots-edger allen poe was amazing.

This is hood invading- you don't want to be hate mailed trust my she will stop at noting nothing I say. (looks at script) wait that's a villain IM NOT A VILLAIN!!!!!!! (maybe :D)

Scarf- Hood, what the fuck are you on?!

this section belongs to Hood

hey guys my computer sucks so i couldn't log in for a really long time but now im in yay!!!!!!

well if i think of anything cool to say like mitten and boots i will post it so... cool... yha...

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” Damn staight.-Scarf

Shiina: Ever since that day, I've kept this broom balanced on my fingertip.
*pause*
Yui: She's an idiot, right?
Hinata: She's an idiot, but she's useful.

Man Yuri wasn't kidding about their weakness being their stupid

Hinata: OH LOOK WHAT IS THAT SHINING LIGHT OVER THERE!...*Crickets*
-Ejects Seat

Boots-i worry about you

Mitten-Yep

Boots-i've got another one for you. "When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in someones eyes and run away"

This is Mitten hijacking Hood's profile. Note-during a test, always check for rocket launchers, we have been doing this regularly, but don't forget.

hood- yes we have during test we mouthed to each other to check for rocket launchers (the teacher didn't notice :D)

Scarf- Freaking nut jobs, I swear...the fuck are you lookin' at?!

Boots- why does no one ever hack my profile? Am I not worthy?

hood- ill hack it :)

this section belongs to Boots

this section is mine! My preshissssss!

And just for the record, I have nothing to do with the creepy moneky from Dora the Explorer. In fact, I think he's a perv. A really creepy perv with a strange fetish for human girls. Yes, I have a very sick mind. I probaly am the most messed up of all of us. Just saying. For the record, I also can't spell, so for the first day or so after posting a story, it will be spelled very badly until mitten edits it. Also the pole is for my story "Hole in the Wall" Please vote, If I am redoing my story, I want to start before I have to go back to school.

-In case of rapture, this vehicle will be abandoned on the side of the road while I steal your sweet christen ride.

-I used to have super powers, but then my therapists took them away.

-The voices in my head are telling me I'm not crazy.

-Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

-I want revenge, is that so wrong?(Scarf- the answer is yes. I mean, look at Sasuke!)

-Take one step closer and I'll run away.

-The paranoids are after me!

-Just because your one of them doesn't mean their not out to get you.

-Your just jeoules cuz the voices talk to me and not you.

-The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

-Always carry mace, you never know when you might need it.

-The government isn't competent enough to do half of what the conspiracy theorists claim.

Things That Should Be In Harry Potter But Aren't(I got this idea from someone on a different site , but all the ones I posted are things I came up with myself.)

- "Harry, stop it unless you have a death wish!"

"But Hermione, I do!"

-"Yo Voldy! Get your moldy butt over here!"

-Harry woke up one morning early to find two round tennis ball eyes staring intently at him.

"Dobby, what are you doing?"

"Didn't Harry Potter know? Dobby has been watching Master Harry sleep for years!"

bwahahahahaha you have been hacked-hood

Mitten-Boots...I'M HACKING YOUR PROFILE!

boots-yay! people care about me!

Scarf- I disagree you are not the most screwed up. That's a tie between you and me.

boots- nope, it is most definatly me. I'm trying to hunt zombies with an umbrella

Scarf-...okay yeah, you win. You are the queen of weirdness * bows down*( the real Scarf- when the fuck did I write that?!)

Boots- sadly, my dad wouldn't let me by a machety at the army surplus store in boston, or the sord in the consinment store in ithaca. So now I get to blame him when the zombies take over. THEY. ARE. COMING!!!!!!

Scarf- For the love of god! What is you're devianart account penname?!

And with that lovely send off, who wouldn't want to read our stories? boots

Boots-in case you haven't noticed, mitten and i think in very simaler ways

Mitten-really?

boots-yup

Mitten-okay?

Scarf- I'm not sure that's such a good thing.

Boots- but Scarf, that is true of you too. Same with Hood.

Scarf- oh joy. * note the sarcasm*

Boots-Hey now, don't go hateing on your fellow insane...people...things.

Scarf- * turns to readers* For the record, we are human...or are we?! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!* cue lightning and thunder*