A story that revolves around a fourth grader named Emma, who recently moved to South Park with her family. She is initially taken in by the boy's, being mistaken as male until Wendy and the other girls confront her. She strives to make friends as well as take care of what little family she has left while dealing with crushes, financial burdens, and overall fourth grade drama.

Kyle is stuck in his room while Kenny is having sex in the living room, and he takes advantage of the situation.

I'm sorry but you don't even know me Kenny. You're just a guy I go to school with who happens to be one of my ex-boyfriend's best friends. Yet you want me to open myself up to you? For what? I don't know you and you don't know me. So please leave me alone

"Hoodie? Hoodie, wake up! Wake up, Hoodie! You have to wake up!" Masky pleaded to his hooded friend. "Masky!" Jeff the Killer approached. "We have to hurry or Slendy will find out." "I know, but, Hoodie. He's hurt."

My attempt to write Slender Man mythology from his point of view. He is not malevolent in this story, though not particularly nice, either. General myths, Quantum theory, Sigma radiation, the Rake, and Proxies are canon for this story; HABIT and anything relating to EMH is not. Rated T because no one younger should be looking up Slendy anyway. NEW CHAPTER: MARBLE HORNETS NOW CANON!