Edward's life is pretty sweet. He has a successful career, an awesome apartment, great friends and his choice of bed partners. He's got life all planned out. But what happens when he finds out he has a five-year-old daughter and meets her adoptive mother? Sometimes life can be unexpected.

It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.

Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata

Bella had the perfect life – amazing husband, wonderful children, great family...until one night it came crashing to an end. Struggling to care for her children and put her life back together, she wonders if she'll ever be happy again. But the hardest part just might be the confusing things she feels for Edward...her brother-in-law. AH, M, BxE

As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.

After losing her scholarship, Bella returns home to Block Island for the busy tourist season, hoping to raise enough money to pay her tuition. She had always listened to her father's warning about the transient fishermen that drift in and out of the port, until she saw a pair of intense green eyes watching her from under unruly bronze hair. AH, AU, ExB

E&B broke up 4 yrs ago because E cheated... or did he? B walked away & never looked back. What happens when a 4 year secret comes back to bite B in the butt? Did E really cheat? And what secrets does he have lurking in his closet? Promised HEA. Lemons!

What happens when you meet the girl of your dreams AFTER you have already married the girl you thought you were supposed to be with? Promised HEA. Lemons. Lots of angst and drama!

Good drinks, good food, and good company. That's what makes Good Times the place to be. What happens when Bella Swan offers owner Edward Masen more? AH, rated M for language and lemons.

VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.

A one night stand that goes horribly wrong, or did it? Promised a HEA! Lemons.

Edward admittedly needed a change in his life - but when said change comes in the form of a temperamental toddler he is forced to turn to his ex for help. Can Special agent Swan, with a past in law enforcement, find the rightful "owner" of the child. After a Twisted Tale be prepared for this Toxic Lullaby...

Sequel to Stay. Bella fell for a married man, only to be left in the shadows every time 'she' called. Unable to take the pain, she ends the affair. What does life hold for her in the aftermath of Edward Cullen?

Edward Cullen has a perfect life. A dream come true career as a superstar shortstop for the Seattle Mariners, true friends, a great house, and most of all, the perfect, loving wife. Can one moment destroy it all? Or will she stick by him for better or for worse?

A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B

Inspired by Stay by Sugarland. Bella is introduced to Edward and immediately feels the electricity. Unfortunately, Edward is married. Bella becomes THAT girl, the 'other' woman. Will she be strong enough to let him go or will she get lost in Tanya's shadow?

Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M

When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.

Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content

The lights shine brightly on the green turf every Friday night, casting a glow on the heroes of our small town. Most will never leave, but Edward and Bella are dying to get out. Football is his ticket, but will he take it when it's time to say goodbye?

Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.

A one night stand, a handful of condom wrappers, and Bella decides she's meant to be alone. Fate has other plans. Re-posted with minor edits.

"There's nothing wrong with being thirty and single." But, her family feels differently. Not wanting to be considered the "cat lady" of her small hometown, Bella looks for her soul mate in a very nontraditional way. Drabble fic

Bella and Edward have been friends with benefits for years, but for some reason he has started avoiding her. Rumors start flying that she's been seeing Jacob. What happens when Edward's jealousy takes over? Why is he trying to stay away now?

As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU

A prostitute with nothing left to lose. A man with everything at stake. A marriage that has lost its passion. A little crazy, a little messed up, and mostly insatiable. A passion that can't be controlled. A language more along the lines of breathless moans and whispered promises. A love where words are burnt.

After the death of her father, Isabella Swan moves to the East coast where she meets dentist Edward Cullen. He's older, a father, and married. Sometimes, you can't tell your heart who to love.

Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*

Bella Swan has always spent her summer vacations with the Cullen family since her mother died, even though she despises their younger son, Edward. What happens when they're forced to live alone and their feelings start to get mixed up? AU, AH. ExB

AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.

In the public they are the perfect couple,but E&B have a dirty little secret. Orphaned at 17 Jasper Whitlock too has a few ghosts in his closet. Hired for the lawn,what happens when more than just hegdes get a trim at the Cullen/Swan Estate?Poly/KinkE/B/J

Bella was suppose to be the perfect child after his first kid became a tattoo covered disappointment. When she disobeys her father kicks her out and she shows up at her brothers tattoo parlor. Lil bit longer one inside Tattaward/Olderward

Who meets the love of their life when they're 17 years old? I did, that’s who. Edward Cullen's life is all planned out, what happens when he meets the girl of his dreams? Can things turn out as perfect as he planned? Non-fantasy continuation to the o/s.

E/B, Edward is lead singer of a hard rock band, and Bella is a massage therapist. Mature readers.

Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.

“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.

Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can