Jazzy Jaredhide bio
 I'm a lazy faggot with a knack for archery, music, and technology. I love to read, but I don't trust my writing skills enough to apply them to a story or fan-fic. I'm very picky about grammar and the proper usage of punctuation and vocabulary. I find myself funny, though my middle-school teachers would most certainly disagree, but I digress. I have a pretty chill personality and I think I'm pretty handy with any string instrument, though my massive ego kicks me in the superiority complex until I admit it to the world. I have a rather odd taste in music for a 14 year old guy. I much prefer Indie/Folk and Classical Rock to the computerized shit they play on the radio now-a-days. I would list the bands I listen to, but I would break the internet. I listen to a vast majority of music. It's constantly playing at my house. I live in south-east 'Murica and It's safe to say that I'm content here. I have a joyfully obnoxious bird for a pet, and my folks are happily in love. When I'm not reading or playing music, I spend my time playing video-games and skating (boarding, not that roller-blading nonsense.) The fan-fiction I read consists of Adventure Time, (I ship Finnceline and Fiolee HARD) and Borderlands (Mordecai x Lilith for fucking justice.) I do think that's all you need to know, now you can continue to browse my shit profile that contains absolutely nothing. Have a horrible day! (lessthanthree) |
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The Taste of Blood by Heatherd207 reviews
Gumball hires Fionna to track down and capture the Vampire King. However, what will happen when suddenly she finds herself falling in love with the arrogant yet sweet Marshall Lee? Rated T for Language, some violence, and rape.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,954 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
What Have I Become? by CJ Battlefront reviews
Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake. There's a creature lurking around the land of Aaa, and it's changing everyone. Fionna see's Marshall committing an act she knows cannot be him. Cake loses her mind and disappears. All of the Land is falling apart, and what can Fionna do about it?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Quite A Couple by 13HoursInWonderland reviews
Though his brain insisted it would be better if he didn't Mordecai's gaze wondered, intent on clarifying ambiance for itself. When his stare went from the glow of Lilith's eyes to the subtleness of her curves he couldn't find it in him to doubt heat snaking below his breast, steadily moving southwards. Internally he swore. No. Not Lilith. For heavens sake not Lilith and not now.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Mordecai, Lilith - Complete
Texted Heart by 13HoursInWonderland reviews
(name changed from five seven five) "It appears I have the hots for you," almost slipped from the siren's mouth. Her brain shot down the sentence before it could reach the tip of her tongue however. Maya was less then prepared to admit to such aches out loud. Especially when, in all actuality she hadn't even seen enough of Zer0's physique to justify lusting.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Maya, Zer0 - Complete
FM Radio by Sopherzzz reviews
This is a Fionna and Cake fanfic in which I ship Marshall Lee and Fionna harder than Satan's butt-hole. The story functions like the show, an adventure per chapter. I think the best way to explain it is that I am writing whatever I want. Hope you like it. Rated T for mild-extreme cartoon violence.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Silent & Gray by Perfect-Wretched reviews
When a freak accident turns all of Aah upside down, Marshall Lee is the only one left who can console Fionna. Now he has to decide once and for all whether to stay her friend and save her from herself, to take advantage of her broken state, or even to abandon her entirely as a burden. Rated T for some language and possibly suggestive themes later on. Marshall Lee's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Change by toxiclovedrops reviews
What if Marshall Lee was the one who found Fionna first instead of Cake's parents? How would the discovery of this mere girl affect the Vampire Teen's life?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
The Care and Feeding of Humans by Paradoxal Reality reviews
Joshua and Margaret found something unusual in the forests of Ooo, and brought it home. It was just supposed to be temporary, but little Finn became a permanent part of their lives. Chapter Thirteen: Jake the criminal.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,109 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Finn, Jake
Almost Nearly Died by Gryffne reviews
Ever wonder how Marshall Lee almost nearly died? This is the story of how it happened. Watch as the events unfold as three princes battle it out for a young adventuress heart.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,306 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
A Cure for Boredom by athos-aramis reviews
Zer0 seeks out a challenge, something that was difficult, something he could view as an equal. After a series of lackluster contracts, the lure of a vault and the rumors of the danger surrounding it is enough to take the assassin down a path that might prove to be the very thing he is searching for. Zer0 will be the main focus, but multiple POVs from all the vault hunters as well.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,742 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Zer0, Maya
Collateral Damage by child-dragon reviews
Jack has reprogrammed the digistruct network so that no one on Pandora save Hyperion can use it. No vehicles, no guns, no sword for Zero. The vault hunters are sent to find a wandering engineer with a curious nickname in the hopes that she can figure out how this happened and more importantly - how to fix it.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,275 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Maya, Zer0 - Complete
All That Glitters by BeGodlyBeLynn reviews
A series of vignettes about the characters in the Borderlands universe and how they deal with the world around them. Chapter 2: Encounter - Lilith and Mordecai meet each other for the first time in less-than-ideal circumstances.
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012
Twisted Infatuate Views by sadistickunais reviews
Lilith/Mordecai. A tiff develops more meaning than either Lilith or Mordecai thought it would. As time goes on, it has different outcomes than both could have predicted. A 5 part Mini-series. Part 5 is Post-Borderlands 2, about two years after everything has ended. Part follows the immediate end of Part 4. This story contains SPOILERS, mostly for BL2, so be warned.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Lilith, Mordecai] [Maya, Zer0] - Complete
Stalker by Squeezy-TC reviews
Zer0 goes to test out a new sniper rifle in the Highlands and brings back more than he bargained for. [M] for violence/crude humor.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zer0
Artemis Fowl: The Duo Paradox by Emile The Watcher reviews
Six Months after The Time Paradox, Something is amiss with Captain Holly Short, Dangerous Criminals are loose and its up to Artemis to figure out the puzzle of Holly's condition and save the lower elements from destruction. Will he solve it in time?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Reformation by Quartermaster reviews
In the wake of Handsome Jack's defeat, the Vault Hunter's ready their forces to retake Pandora and restore it to its greatness, before any Vault Hunters or bandits even set foot on the planet. What they fail to understand is that secrets lie in the shadows, secrets that may or may not hinder their goals. Written and directed by Face McShooty, RIP.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012
Skag Girl by child-dragon reviews
Mordecai's beloved rifle is broken. In need of someone capable of fixing it, Mordecai is directed to find a wandering engineer with a curious nickname. But she has troubles of her own and views Mordecai as just the solution for them.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Mordecai, Lilith - Complete
Drama Bombs All Around Us by Alicia Vale reviews
At Oliver Orville Oakman High, everyone is preparing for a new year, from the adventurous Finn and his pal Jake to sworn enemies Marceline the "Vampire Queen" and the princess of pink Bonnie to the Korean transfer student Raen. But can they prepare for the Enchiridion? Full summary inside. Totally AU. Kinda. Read the full summary and you'll understand!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Finn
Charging the Vault by P-Weck reviews
What happens when long time friends Zero and Maya meet up on the train to Pandora. What adventures will they go through as they explore and potentially save Pandora? It's my first story... ever. Obviously it's not very good, but I enjoyed writing it. Hopefully you enjoy reading it. Will upload new chapters as soon as possible, blame high-school for wasting my time.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/24/2012
Adventure Awaits by PretendPlay reviews
It's Finn's birthday, but due to the unexpected arrival of their brother Jermaine, Marceline's field trip, Bubblegum's surprise party and a surprise kidnapping, Jake wonders if he will ever be able to give his gift to Finn.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,641 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Finn, Jake
Vuidui Eros by sadistickunais reviews
Just a drabble based on the song "Love Voodoo" by Duran Duran. I thought it fit them well. Meh. I like drabbles. VERY SHORT.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Lilith, Mordecai - Complete
In Your Eyes by Blitz Chick reviews
A quick story set right before Borderlands 2. Based off the idea that one of Lilith's dislikes is "getting dumped by another Vault hunter".
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Lilith, Mordecai
Tailspin by Fire in the Darkest Demon reviews
AU. After she loses everything trying to get out of debt, Marceline Abadeer finds her life rapidly spiraling down. The return of her father, sudden appearance of her old "friend" Bonnibel, revenge of her ex-boyfriend Ash, and gang out for her blood really don't help. Can an unlikely angel save her from her plunge? Or will she be engulfed by her haunting past? M for...many things.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Marceline A.
Can't Run Away by Fire in the Darkest Demon reviews
One minute, Finn Hero was walking home from his date. The next, he's sitting in a smelly old shack in the woods, held hostage by a strange woman who calls herself Mistress. He screams, but there's no one to hear him. He cries, but there's no one to comfort him. Even if he could escape, though...where would he run to? Can his family ever save him? M for swearing, blood, and lemons.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Finn
Friendship by child-dragon reviews
Mordecai has been left behind by his companions with a broken ankle. When he rescues a stranger left to die by bandits, the two reluctantly become friends as the only other person to talk to in Pyrestone is Dr. Zed. However, on Pandora, everyone's history is suspect, and Mordecai begins a quest to find out if his friend's story is actually the truth.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Mordecai - Complete
Hold Up! by DemOddCartoonTheories reviews
Marshall is desperately in love with Fionna but finds out that she has fallen for Gumball. He quickly grows a deep, hidden hate for the king of the Candy Kingdom. He must try to find a way her to fall for him, a near impossible goal for him.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Oh Marceline! Why'd You Have To Turn Thirteen? by MewLuna reviews
Marceline is no longer an immortal seventeen year old vampire. Her body has turned thirteen, and it's up to Finn and Jake to help her figure out the mystery of what happened to her. Can she go back to normal? The clock is ticking and time is running out.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,966 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Cuddle Entrapment by MewLuna reviews
Ohmyglobohmyglobohmyglob. Marshall was in bed with me. Marshall was in bed with me! Aaah! I tried to get up, move, anything, but the lead in my blood wouldn't let me. I wasn't just tired, I was downright, bottom line EXHAUSTED. He smells like pine needles and peppermint. No, stop it! I will not cuddle you, Marshall Lee! -Fiolee, one-shot, complete.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Plaid Shirt by Boriqua-chan reviews
Marshall laughed—a pure, full laugh that Fionna was usually lucky to hear. It was rare to hear, but the blonde adventuress was sure she'd hear it in abundance. "Aren't I just the best thing to wake up to?" he asked gleefully. "I'm sexy, aren't I?"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Fionna, Marshall Lee] - Complete
Rescue by Alicia Vale reviews
Princess Bubblegum and Jake have been kidnapped by the mysterious being known as the Prince of Games, and it's up to Finn and Marceline to save them. They'll face dangers unlike anything they've ever seen, ghosts from Finn's long-forgotten past, and emotions that will take their friendship to the breaking point. Can they pull through?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,949 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Torn by InkyPawz07 reviews
Finn had always had a crush on Princess Bubblegum, until he met the Flame Princess. But now that Flame Princess has moved on with another man, Finn gains another crush... more complicated than any others of his past, not to mention the sacrifices he must make just to get her. Cover image created by me C:
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Finn, Marceline A.
Invictus by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH post-TLG SPOILERS 'The evening light poured in from the western-facing window to cast a shadow over her features...'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Once More by C.O.Y.L reviews
Finn the human boy has died. In his place, is Finn the man. He has caused grief and pain during his four year absence. But what he has caused, is nothing compared to what he will do. Chapter 6 up.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Finn
Guitar Time! by Unrealcomix reviews
After finding a guitar in the woods, Finn decides to learn how to something other than fight. And who better to teach him than Ooo's resident music expert?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Finn, Marceline A.
The Adventure of a Lifetime by guythatreads276 reviews
It's going down. Finn and Jake are in for it this time. With everything on the line can they pull through? Adventure! You know what time it is. T for violence and mature themes.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Finn, Jake
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
The Sword of Righteousness by Isaru reviews
Finn wins the chance to earn an unbelievable treasure, but what will it entail for our heroic duo?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Finn, Jake