Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine warriors from another world, who have unwillingly been turned into ponies by the force that brought them there. Why were they transported to Equestria? And what is the horror that haunts Princess Celestia?

Forsaken by Crystal, Elm bribes Lyra to the call. Risky, seeing Lyra hasn't been ENTIRELY in her right mind since a mishap 3 years ago. Tenaciously, she attracts trouble wherever she goes. Consequently, as her cruel rival Silver soon discovers, she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack Soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover by EarlGengar @ Deviantart

It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.

Alan had just four things to his name. One, a beat-up old sedan. Two, a wallet with his last fifty dollars. Three, a recent doctoral degree in theoretical high-energy particle physics. Four, an opportunity in Beach City to research something fantastic.

After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!

Scorch speaks his mind to Boss about leaving Sev behind on Kashyyyk... Ficlet/Drabble.

There was a time when everything had been perfect. But he would cast down man as they had cast down the dovah.

M'aiq saw a dragon the other day. Horrible creatures. Must khajiit remind you that this story is true? I see I must. Also, there is absolutely, most certainly, no skooma involved. Or spoilers. M'aiq is very kind, yes?

Ordo sighed and looked over at Mereel. As far as he was concerned, they were just scratches. But Jaing and A'den seemed peculiarly fascinated by them. The Null ARCS have some downtime in the gym, and Mereel has new scars to show off from what looks like an adventurous night out...

Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!

DOTM Spoilers: As everyone pays their final respects, a cetain Autobot can only remember and accept that some sacrifices were meant to be. Some OOCness.

You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.

The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;

Movie-verse: The Lord High Protector was so occupied with his brother that he forgot to protect himself. Companion to Kin.

Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:

Ahsoka learns something new about her master...

After the final battle, N and White begin traveling together to see the world. But how will they deal not only with an immediate threat to the both of them but also the hidden feelings for each other? NxWhite/Touko.

Clone Wars/RepCom. Takes place some time in the Imperial Commando novel. Squad 40 chases down a Jedi.

He dreamed, as young boys were wont to do, of his own name being told in tales of bravery, cunning, and skill long after he was gone... All the while ignoring the haunted looks in the eyes of the survivors as they spoke of those comrades long gone.

Set during ROTF: Optimus feels Megatron return to life and knows that his burdens are restored. But who he does he consider his brother now, Megatron or Sam?

In seven years, everything and everyone changed. Ruto was no exception to this; after all, a ten-year-old is not the same as a seventeen-year-old. Oneshot. Warnings: OoT spoilers, violence, death, and some speculation about Sages.

What does Silver do when he has to compete with a fellow redhead for our favorite marshmallow-hatted brunette? And not just any redhead- A redhead wearing a cape.

Post-TF07: Sam had never expected an after-school detention to be so- well, weirdly eventful. Then again, what does an angry Megatron want with the boy and a DNA test? ;D

Megatron had never actually wanted a sibling- then again, he didn't particularly have a choice in the matter.

Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.

For a prompt: voice. A hot and lazy afternoon in the barracks. Fixer takes in a scientific journal. Sev is crazy. Bored clones. A letter from a girl. Scramball. Conspiracy theories. A giant shark. Typical downtime. Until..

Pre-ROTF: Pieces of the All-Spark have fallen into human hands. Now the Autobots and Decepticons find themselves using humans to retrieve them. Syrie Witwicky is enlisted to help the Autobots and not everybot is happy about it. Read & Review means love!

Barely a week after the Five dosed themselves with the Source blood, Nikola and John realize what their respective transformations mean. The difference is that John embraces it, while Nikola refuses to accept it. No slash.

Soldier gets ahold of Sniper's hat after watching quite a bit of John Wayne. Done for Stereo in tf2chan's Secret Santa for 2009.

A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.

When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!

Plot bunny based heavily upon the TF Bunny farm on Livejournal by Sanjuno. What if Seekers were programmed to protect sparklings above all else? What would happen if they found sparklings in the midst of a battle or mission?

A brief and rather sad drabble based on one scene in Revenge of the Fallen. You likely won't understand what's going on if you haven't seen it.

The Gotei 13's real thoughts on their own "number twos"

If she closed her eyes, it wasn't happening. -drabble- -UlquiHime, UlquiorraxOrihime- -character death alluded to very strongly- -spoilers, many of them-

Toushiro and Gin share quite the odd and unexpected conversation. Random story I just thought up...based off of a conversation. xD Don't flame it please, it's been quickly edited and thrown together, but I just thought it was funny.

Love is a strange thing but it seems humans have actually managed to make it more confusing for Ironhide, or maybe humans are just naturally mad. After all, Will did run out, half naked, crying he needed flowers. Gift for Letohatchee. Ironhide/Chromia. 07verse.

Oneshot of a young Gin at the Shinigami Academy... I'm rubbish at summaries

Maka and Soul need to achieve perfect harmony in their soul resonance. Professor Stein has an...interesting solution. Rated T for the obvious reason. SoulMaka.

What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I see it? If I crack open your skull, will I find it there?

They say everyone has a doppleganger... and Ino and Deidara are about to meet the clostest things to that saying-- each other. Amazed, a small attraction sparks but when they find out the true identy of the other will that be the end of it? DeixIno COMPL

A reluctant Edmund is taught how to dance

MOVIE SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE OR DON'T WANT SPOILERS! Edmund's thoughts when he sees the Witch beckoning to Peter. Moviebased.

Jetfire and Starscream centric! A lab blows up, Megatron almost blows up, Starscream has a girlfriend, and yes, there is high grade.

Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]

G1 Matrix Dreams, Optimus Prime tells a bedtime story about a little fairy named Starscream who has fallen out of his nest and can't get back to safety. Excerpt from Photograph.

When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.