DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

Their families have forced Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak into dark places to survive. Will their friendship help them deal with their desperation? [Destiel.] [Samifer.] [High School AU.] [Slash.]

Prince Lucifer is destined to betray his duty, and the only person who has ever treated him kindly was his personal knight, Sam Winchester. [Medieval!AU][Samifer]

AU: They were complete opposites but they were two peas in a pod and always would be. Dean Winchester had no idea when he met the strange boy with the strange name for the first time how important he would become to him. It takes ten years of friendship, loss, heartbreak, and most of all love to realise how truly naive they were to believe that all they could have is friendship.

Somebody had called Sam's boss and told him he worked too much. So Zachariah gave him the day off and told him to spend it with his family. [Samifer\Destiel Domestic!fic]

Folie à Deux – (n) – the sharing of delusional ideas by two people who are closely associated. Dean has always told Sam that Lucifer wasn't real, but if that's true, who's the blond man he's known since high school? [Samifer]

A HighSchool!AU. Sam finds out some of his classmates have been making fun of him, but Lucifer is there to save the day. (T for Teen because Lucifer, I guess.)

Castiel has rules. Only one client at a time, meet them in a public place first to get the look of them, always trust his instincts and always use a condom. Dean Winchester has him breaking those rules from the first time they meet. Dean/Castiel - AU

The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.

"Sammy." He's whispering now. "Sammy, you know I'd never hurt you." He cups my face with a filthy, bloody. I close my eyes and… I'm home. Samifer, if that's what they're called. Dark, darkfluff, and angst to last you a millenium, so this story is no place for rose coloured glasses.

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

Castiel: a nerdy, skinny thing with a crush on the the most popular guy in class. Being unpopular isn't easy and it's worse when the homophobic school figures him out. A small struggle to be noticed by his crush is turned into a huge struggle for himself and his dignity. But bullying can get the better of anyone. Slash. Destiel rated M for later chapters.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Mini Samifer high school!AU.

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

As John Watson struggles with the after math of his kidnapping, shooting and forced drug abuse, Sherlock goes after those who would continue to harm the man he loves. Mycroft deals with a very real threat to his brother and the Government he has sworn to protect. Angst. Slash. Murder. Language. Violence. Drug Addiction. Sequel to THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF JOHN WATSON.

Dean told Cas he'd come home when he was done in the war. He would make it back. And he did. WWII!AU Destiel. One-shot. T.

"Hell has nights and Hell has days and the very worst thing happens at night when Lucifer has tired of pulling Sam apart and Sam has tired of screaming." Lucifer pulls Sam closer and his skin crawls, but he no longer cares enough to push him away.

They weren't aware of what was happening, of what kind of feelings were developing, blossoming under the star filled sky that night on the hood of the impala. DeanCastiel Destiel. AU.

Sam is constantly visited by Lucifer in his dreams. He's pretty sure he doesn't like it, except for the fact that he does. SamxLucifer minor Destiel

Dean receives a shock when he wakes up to discover Castiel has returned. Why is the angel suddenly back? Why have his powers dimmed? And.. Why are he and Dean joined together by an invisible rope! Destiel! Enjoy! R&R greatly appreciated! :D

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

He won't say it so he doesn't say anything. Sam unravels anyway.

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

Isaac's thoughts as the bandages are removed from his new eyes.

AU Dean only has a few more months left in prison when he gets a new cellmate. Castiel claims to be innocent and Dean believes and helps him. A few months later it's Cas' turn to help Dean. Destiel, rated M to be safe

Dean Winchester is a man of actions. Not words. And these three are particularly hard to say. Dean/Castiel fluff. Mentions of supportive Sam. Some light mentions of sexual content.

Secret Santa gift involving Castiel coming back from the Leviathan incident. Fluff, smooches, trenchcoat love, and mistletoe abound. This is slash. Please be advised.

While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET

Sherlock proposes to John. The evening entails of a triple murder, Lestrade can't keep a secret, fondue fights at Angelo's and a punch up on Waterloo Bridge. Nothing can ever be simple for our boys, can it? Humour/Fluff. Part 2: now with Mummy's reaction!

Dean Winchester fell fast and hard for a man who sang The Beatles in the subway. Destiel

Cookie divots sprayed from Dean's mouth as he muttered, "Hm?", obliviously inoccent, as if he wasn't half-naked with a band of blue flowers hanging... Dean's down in the dumps. Cas to the rescue! Random pwp fluff! Slash!

Dean is a correctional officer. It's his wedding anniversary. Henrikson won't let him go home 'till he finds out who exactly Dean's married TO. So. Henrikson get's the long version. AU. Fluff. Complete and utter fluff. And some mature situations. So.

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.

Instead of a summary you get the prompt that sprung this fic. "Give me a Dean/Cas AU. I want a firefighter Dean, teacher Cas…throw in some Gabriel, Jimmy, Anna, Sam/Jess and an adorable, vomit inducing child of theirs. Shake well and serve."

Drabble fic for Livejournal's Five Acts meme. Sam was something terribly flawed but still so beautiful it almost hurt to look at. Lucifer/Sam

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Dean/Cas slash humorfic. One-shot about what they say to each other in their wedding vows. Schmoopy fluff where everything in the world is fine, and they're just happy to get married. UPDATED ch2: 5 arguments they didn't have on their honeymoon.

Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."

Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5