Hello, all you unfortunate people that happened to stumble into my profile.

And, if you choose to stay, you will learn that:

- I used to be known as robynrtr. But that was a different me. When I was in love with Twilight. I've gotten over the fad, just like everyone else.

-If you can't tell by my old account, my name is Hayley. :

-Pursuit Of Dorkyness is my BeSpReNzZxXxX. So is heytherestalker.

-Just because I said BeSpReNzZxXxX does not mean I am jologs. Or as you foreigners (pronounced FOR-ayn-jerz) say, a JEJEMON.

-While I was typing "Pursuit of Dorkyness" I accidentally typed "Pursuit of Forkyness". Thank God I read everything back before I click the "Update Profile" button.

-I could live on Nutella.

I KNEW PERCY JACKSON BEFORE THE FAD. I WIN. HAH.

I ALSO KNEW The Only Exception BY Paramore BEFORE THE MUSIC VIDEO CAME OUT. In fact, I knew it before the album came out in the States.

So you can SUCK IT!

PARAMORE
ALL TIME LOW
JACK'S MANNEQUIN
THE FRIDAY NIGHT BOYS
HEY MONDAY
THIS PROVIDENCE
MAYDAY PARADE
COBRA STARSHIP
FALL OUT BOY
ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS
VAMPIRE WEEKEND
OK GO
SET IT OFF
THE MAINE
PANIC! AT THE DISCO (When there were 4 of them)
ORIANTHI
YOUMEATSIX
FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS
NEVERSHOUTNEVER!
AT CLIFF'S END
KIDS IN GLASS HOUSES
VERSAEMERGE
JASON MRAZ
JACK JOHNSON
THE ACADEMY IS...
THE CAB
PANIC! AT THE DISCO
THE SUMMER SET
STEREO SKYLINE
CASH CASH
SING IT LOUD
BLINK-182
YELLOWCARD

And all those other awesome bands.

PERCY JACKSON
MAXIMUM RIDE
SECRETS OF THE IMMORTAL NICHOLAS FLAMMEL
BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
FABLEHAVEN
THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE
THE BOOK THEIF
THE HUNGER GAMES

And all that junk.

Meet Sheldon. Me and Pursuit of Dorkyness captured him one fine summer evening (well, early in the morning, really) when his spaceship from Gooterslaughguntootalooniepasta crashed. He is now free from the clutches of the Evil Overlord of Doom and Candy. Whenever he is home, he is tied to my toilet (which doesn't smell too good, mind you). But for the moment, he has run away to Austria to "hang with the Wolfgang" (referring to Wolfgang Puck). He refuses to buy me a koala.

His twitter: McShelldawg
His Facebook: Sheldon Mcshell
His email: sheldon.mcshell@yahoo.com
And remember to sent his pictures of ducks. Lots of ducks. You will make him VERY HAPPY. :)

You will refer to me as Lightwood.

Totally sane. Mentally stable. Sarcastic.

GO BRO EDI! Just 'cause no one cares about you. ;)

Hey, sweetie, welcome to your song.

CODY CARSON IS MINE. BACK OFF, BEACHES.

TAYLOR YORK, TOO.

AND ZACK MERRICK. Well, I'm willing to share him, but still.

I like my knee-high socks. You don't? WHATEVER.

~LIGHTWOOD~