Likes: I love Softball. I also love to read

Dislikes: Racing and basketball.

Just a little bit of info: I am a christian and im still in school. I also am obsessed with NCIS. My favorite couples are TIVA, MCABBY, and JIBBS. Here are some of my favorite episodes.

-Kill Ari part 1&2(season 3)

-Undercovers (season 3)

-Shalom(season 4)

-Dead Man Walking(season 4)

My all time favorites are:

Truth or consequences
Reunion
Good Cop, Bad Cop
Jetlag
Agent afloat

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What exactly happened?
Jenny Shepard: JETHRO happened! He went in there to deliver a sick girl's inhaler and got invited to stay.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Yeah, but how could he let - ? Of course, he probably planned the whole thing.
Jenny Shepard: Jethro doesn't plan, Ducky! He follows his damn gut!
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well it usually serves him well.
Jenny Shepard: It also gets him into trouble!

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Seeing as how my agents now have control over your ship, I am going to instruct them to investigate any and ALL aspects of the Chimera's operation that will help them determine what they are up against! NOTHING will be off limits!
Commander Skinner: You can't do that!
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: You can't stop me!
Commander Skinner: This is a CLASSIFIED mission!
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Then read me into it!
Commander Skinner: pauseEven if I wanted to read you into the Chimera's mission, I CAN'T do that over an MTAC feed! The file has to be read to you in PERSON.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: If you think, I'm going to stand idly by while my agents lives are in danger, you are SADLY mistaken! I will be waiting for you AND your file, Commander!
Commander Skinner: Now you -

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: (to McGee) "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie.
Officer Ziva David: I love that movie!
(starts to sing, DiNozzo puts his hand over her mouth)
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: One note, and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's a Small World" for 24 hours straight. Do we understand each other?

Tony: I don't want you to get pissed...
Gibbs: I thought you wanted me pissed.
Tony: I did...It was kind-of weird when you were being nice, not that your not nice... I mean, ah...

Ziva: She wasn't attractive?
Tony: She was... but not to me...
Ziva: Then why did you imagine her naked?

Ari (holding Gibbs' rifle) Looking for this, Jethro? I want you to know, I wish I hadn't had to shoot Caitlin.
Gibbs: Why did you?
Ari: To cause you pain.
Gibbs: I piss you off that much?
Ari: Not you, my father, you have the misfortune of reminding me of the bastard.
Gibbs: Ah, he didn't marry your mother.
Ari: That's what makes me a bastard, not him. From the moment of my birth, he groomed me to be one thing, his mole in Hamas. Sent me to Edinburgh to become a doctor so i could work in the Gaza camps along side my mother. When he had her killed I had no trouble joining the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam.
Gibbs: You don't really believe your father had your mother killed.
Ari: It was a retaliatory Israeli strike on the day I was in Tel Aviv. On the day I was visiting him. HE had his mole in Hamas. He never knew how much I hated him. I wish I could see his face when he realizes he created not a mole, but a monster. And you need to kill me, taste the sweetness of revenge.
Gibbs: I've killed enough men in my life. Its gonna be just sweet watching you die.
Ari: Sorry to spoil your... (shot dead)
(Ziva walks down)
Gibbs: His father is the deputy director of Mossad?
Ziva: Yes.
Gibbs: Not David.
Ziva: Yes. He's my half-brother.

Ziva: Espresso.Take it. It's not a bribe.
Tony: How long have you known I was...
Ziva: Following me? Since I left the Navy yard.
Tony: I don't think so.
Ziva: Blue sedan, you laid behind a white station wagon for a while, then a telephone van.You lost me at the traffic circle.
Tony: Okay, okay.You knew.
Ziva: (offering him the coffee again) Take it. It's chilly out here.You shouldn't feel bad, I was trained by the best.
Tony: You know, that's what I like about Mossad.
Ziva: Our training?
Tony: Your modesty.
Ziva: (as Tony goes to throw away a pizza box)Um, there's a slice in there! (he gives it to her) Todah.
Tony: Prego.
Ziva:...I lost my little sister, Taili, in a Hamas sucide bombing.She was sixteen and the best of us.Tali had compassion.
Tony: I'm sorry.
Ziva: After Tali's death, I was like Gibbs.All I wanted was revenge.
Tony: Is that why you joined Mossad?
Ziva: I was Mossad long before Tali's death.Old...
Tony: Family tradition.
Ziva: Israeli sense of duty.
Tony: But come on.Who recruited you? Father? Uncle? Brother? Boyfriend?
Ziva: Aunt, sister, lesbian lover.
Tony: You're good.You almost got me off the question. Almost.
Ziva: I volunteered...Laila tov.
Tony: Buonanotte.

Ziva: ...I feel like a donkey's butt.
McGee: Donkey's butt?
Tony: I think she meant 'Horse's ass', McGee.
Ziva: Yes, that, too.

Tony: Ziva?
Ziva: Yes?
Tony: First of all, don't ever do that again. And second, what are you doing?
Ziva: I'm observing you Tony.
Tony: Any way you can do that in a less disturbing manner?

Gibbs: Comfortable DiNozzo?
Tony: Well yeah. I’m working on it Boss why you ask.
Jenny: We’re looking at you Agent DiNozzo. All of you.

Ducky: "How many times did he hit you?"
Tony: "I wasn't counting."
Ziva: "7 times."
Tony: "She was, of course."

(Ziva lands on top of Tony to protect him from a ricocheting bullet.)
Tony: Why are you on top of me?
Ziva: I'm protecting you.
Tony: Well don't.
Ziva: You didn't seem to mind when we were under cover.
Tony: That might have something to do with the fact that you were naked.
Ziva: Perhaps if it were warmer in here.
Tony: Really. Let me rephrase the question. Why are you still on top of me?

Tony- "Palmer, how’s ‘Blacklung’ sound?"
Palmer (taken aback)-"Like a painful, horrible way to die."
Tony- "I mean as your codename."
Palmer (grins)-"Oh, I like it! Yeah... "

Ziva: This is killing me, I feel like I know him.
Tony: Mossad?
Ziva: Maybe.
Tony: Internet dateing?
Ziva: I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paperclip.

Tony: Don't change the subject with your big words, McNerd. Ziva says she had a feeling. Tell us about this feeling. What was this feeling?
Ziva: I felt... overwhelmed. Temporarily. When we were wrestling with Corporal Werth. (Tony and McGee look at each other)
Ziva: What? What is this look?
McGee: Nothing.
Tony:...You like him.
Ziva: I thought he was powerful
McGee: You really liked him
Ziva: I am trying to describe something... complicated.
Tony: It's not complicated, Ziva. It's Conan.
McGee: To her Red Sonja.
Tony: Nice.
Ziva: It only lasted a moment.
Tony: You had a moment. A moment and a feeling. And a smack to the head.

Jenny: You need something Agent DiNozzo?
Tony: Nothing, just checking in with our fearless leader.
Jenny: What did I tell you Tony?
Tony: Not to call you our fearless leader.

Ziva: You have not listened to anything I have said.
Tony: Well it's only been three years. I'm a slow learner.
Ziva: And a slow healer. You're crying over spilled... milk.
Tony: It's not milk that I spilled.
Ziva: Do not do this Tony.
Tony: Don't do what? Blow my protection detail? My undercover assignment?
Ziva: Those sound like apologies.

Tony: She died alone.
Ziva: We are all alone.

Tony: Paris. That's when it must have happened.
Ziva: The two of them alone in another world.
Tony: Putting their lives in each other's hands every day.
Ziva: Not to mention the long nights.
Tony: It was inevitable.
Ziva: Nothing is inevitable.

Ziva: Why are you here?
Tony: Couldn't live without you, I guess.
Ziva: You should have stayed away.
Tony: Okay, tried. Couldn't. Just so you know, I've been given some kind of truth serum, so if there's any questions you don't want the answers to...

Ziva: I was not sure what to say.
Tony: Well did it have to be said in the men's bathroom?
Ziva: I'm sure it had to be said.

Tony: I'm sorry, Ziva.
Ziva: No. It is I who am sorry.
(She touches his face and kisses his cheek gently)

Ziva[To Ben Qidon] Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
Gibbs[To Ben Qidon] So this is how your boss operates. Sends you to burn her.
Gibbs: [To Ben Qidon] Go, get out of here, run. You tell Eli David, to stay away. She's off limits.
Gibbs[To Ziva] Your father; Ziva, he's not a good guy. He's dirty.

Ziva: I found candy leftover from Valentine's day.
Tony: Candy from who?
Ziva: Why does it matter?
Tony: It matters because you didn't eat it and so that person must not mean very much to you. It means something!
Ziva: It means nothing.
Tony: Well I'm glad I wasn't your valentine.
Ziva: So am I!

Tony: Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
Ziva: It is just a movie, Tony.
Tony: How dare you? [puts down popcorn and hands Ziva a drink] Is Mickey just a mouse? Ringling Brothers just a circus?
Ziva: Yes.
Tony: [chuckles] Well, you see, that's why you don't have any friends.
Ziva: I do have friends!
Tony: Really? Then what are you doing with me, watching a movie on a Friday night at work? Huh?
Ziva: You are my friend.
Tony: Really?
Ziva: No. My date canceled.
Tony: Mine, too. [They smile and begin to watch The Black Pirate]

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid,
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.

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