I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!

AU. In a world where Sybil Trelawney is never born, the prophecy remains, but goes unheard. How different will Harry Potter's life be growing up in a world where Voldemort won? How long until a brilliant young man is noticed by the ever more brilliant Dark Lord?

I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.

After the war, it seemed all was well. But it didn't last. It wasn't really a surprise when Death came to claim her. It was just not the way she'd expected. Now, fighting in another war in a far away realm might be the only way to go forward. There are superheroes, evil masterminds, and underground secret services but all she really wants is to feel warm again.

Harry became the Master of Death, but Death didn't like the idea of being at the beck and call of a human. So he sent Harry into a world where some Death Gods were willing to tie themselves to a human for a bit of fun. To make Harry's life complicated, his soul was placed into the body of Misa Amane. Now, Harry must face the consequence for being suspected as the Second Kira.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Weak, bitter and reclusive, Jess Wright is nobody. But when she emerges from her isolation to work at Stark Industries, she is cold and ruthless, nothing like the Jess Wright of years past. The reason is simple: another wears her face and claims her life. Jessamine Potter, Mistress of Death, arrives at the dawn of a new world of superheroes and gods. Fem, Amoral, OP, MoD Harry.

Harry is a submissive with no prospects, an abusive father and a dead mother. However, when he is summoned to the palace of the Alpha Werewolf he will meet someone there that will change his life forever.

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?

HPLV. An "ordinary" Death Eater, Harry hides his true self to survive in this world ruled by the murderer of his parents. On his way to revenge, he schemes, kills, uses unwitting people, plays games with his superiors. He doesn't have anything to lose, and the path he is walking looks clear and uncomplicated. Until the Dark Lord himself takes an interest in him. Dark!Harry

Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Training a young reaper is hard; they make way too many mistakes. Firstly, they aren't supposed to send vampires to Heaven. Secondly, they're not supposed to be visible, especially in front of the Winchesters. Harry's excuse? He was bored.

Years after the death of Light Yagami, a certain Shinigami has grown bored, and a bored shinigami is a bad one. On an impulsive decision, he throws yet another Note into the Human Realm. What he didn't expect was for a skinny child with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead to pick it up, and nobody expected him to write in it. (Abandoned, up for adoption I guess)

Er in Sindarin means Alone. Del means Horror. Harry and Hermione attempt to escape the Dark Lord one last time but with great consequences. The ritual fails, and Harry lands in a world and time not his own, a world where he was not just a wizard, but a very young elfing. Warnings! References of noncon and abuse

Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.

When Harry is eight he wins a camera and begins to photograph the neglect and abuse he suffers. He flips the tables on the Durselys blackmailing them into treating him reasonably. Harry is very perceptive and anyone will have a hard time trying to manipulate him. Smart!Manipulative!Grey!Slytherin!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, some Weasley and Dumbles bashing. BEING REWRITTEN

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

Amara wanted to give Dean the same thing she had gotten, peace, but that was not something Dean could have weighed down with regret and past mistakes. So she gave him a chance, gave them both a chance, for redemption, now Dean has a shot to do it all over to fix his mistakes and Save everyone. Redemption or Damnation? Only time would tell, a time travel fix it story

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

The final battle is over and there is nothing left. At his death Harry is taken into another world and given a fresh start, a chance for a family in a world where he is not the saviour. But war is looming and the presence of a young Istari creates a pivot on which the future of Arda will swing. Slow start. No slash.

There was never a "boy-who-lived." Instead there were twin brothers, born into a dark legacy. One is hailed as chosen, the Heir of Slytherin; the other tries to escape certain death at his father's hands. But is it really certain?

Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

The Dursleys, Harry, Sherlock, John and Detective Inspector Lestrade all walk into a bank. What happens? Nothing good obviously… So what happens after they leave the bank after something tragic happens?

Hermione Granger is placed in the BAU as part of a magical/muggle exchange program. The only person privy to her real identity is Agent Cruz. Her placement in the team is unexpected and rubs the agents the wrong way. When she and Morgan end up in a difficult situation on a case in Washington, will they end up finding common ground? Honestly? They both find it unlikely. (One Shots).

Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS

Innocent and harmless as he appears, Harry Potter is anything but - and after years of sitting tight, on the move. Can the Dark Lord cope with the bombshell? Will the wizarding world ever be the same if he can? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, eventual SLASH

Part 2 of The Days of A Flower: So, Severus survived the first year as a parent, the rest should be a walk in the park...right?

What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Harry brought back Pettigrew at the end of the Third Task, changing the course of the war. With his godfather by his side, he learns the importance of having allies during turbulent times, even if they are unexpected. How will the Wizarding world react to this new, proactive Harry?

Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme? Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Harry/harem. ABANDONED!

Eva Manning, an expert in Norse culture, is called in by SHIELD to question a certain Norse god. Three days later, and the undefeated god proclaims himself King of Midgard. Yet after taunting him and verbally sparring with him the days before, Eva must run. She knows he will chase her. But for how long? He promised her a game - and a game she shall have...

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi

HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.

An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Employee Relations, Friendly Workplace and Team Building: A Guide to Successful Relationships in the MI6 - Because even MI6 isn't exempt from British administrative features and its assorted exercises. Where health and safety comes to MI6 and Q just wants to blow things up.

FG/HP: Though discriminated against, werewolves have established intricate politics within the Wizarding World. When the public finds out Harry Potter was bitten by a werewolf, there is a cry of both outrage and overwhelming pity. But who would take more interest in the news than the prestigious Alphas of Britain?

A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

Five-year-old orphan Harry Potter passed on to the next great adventure before his really even began, due to the abuse and neglect of his so-called "family." The ones who were meant to judge his soul, the Valar, couldn't bear to, and instead sent him off to a chance at a better future. What will the elves of Middle Earth do when they find a lone, terrified elfling wandering around?

Edward couldn't resist his Singer. His family has to move. Lying low in a pollution-drenched, rainy suburb, they meet a boy whose clock is ticking down. GEN. (As in no slash. There might be hints of slash potential, but there is NO SLASH.)

The war is over and Harry has defeated the dark lord but death has shown him all he is unable to have as the 'boy who lived' He leaves the magic society in order to live the life he wants. He's given a second chance when he wakes up a child again in an unknown world. With the mentality of both a five year old and his present self could he have the family and life he's yearned for?

Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.

What if Sirius had thought about Harry just a bit more before turning his mind to revenge on the day of his orphaning? Will be exploring Harry in a much darker light, with a broken sense of trust, a sharper mind and a helluva lot of sceptism. Eventual Harry/Voldemort

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

(year 1) This story tells of the two Hero's of Hogwarts who didn't get the right credit, nor did they start out as Heroes, but in fact trouble makers, this whole story revolves around them and how they help Harry succeed whilst making friends, breaking hearts, kicking ass and managing to cause the most amount of chaos possible. (Harry's not in the book right now) - cover by Reverri

Dean's time is running out. Sam is falling apart. Bobby is desperate. He solicits help from a British maybe-witch he met years ago and signs a contract of his own with the man's son. Aid, in exchange for Asylum.

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

John Winchester knelt before his four-year old son, heart pounding. "Dean, where's your brother? Where's Sammy?" He asked desperately, grasping the scorched blue baby blanket in his hand as his house burned down behind him. "Who's Sammy?" The tearful child replied in confusion. Gabriel watched, invisible to them, the sleeping infant safe in his arms...

He always wishes for death. He wants it so much it hurts. But nobody wants him die. even his enemies. Why?

After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!

Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...

Challenge: Gen, any season. Sam and De-aged Dean are in a store when it gets robbed. The police are called and it turns into a hostage situation. of Hoodie-time prompts.

When Harry was eight, Fester Addams found him. He is quickly brought into the Addams Family and adopted. He stays hidden until he is seventeen, when the Wizarding World suddenly comes knocking. How will he adapt to the world that expects so much of him? Will he do as expected, rebel, or cause all sorts of havoc with his collection of cleavers? ON HIATUS

Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.

Disclaimer: I don't own HP, JKR does. Harry has Dissociative Identity Disorder. This may have gone well...until he ends up Sorted into Slytherin.

At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM

The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

JA series, A series of attacks on New York seem to have magical backgrounds and the finger is being pointed solely at Loki- Jess knows otherwise but to speak up would have her locked up as a traitor. However it seems she may have her own problems to deal with a as a recent encounter leaves her with a taste for carnage. LokixOC. -HIATUS-

Godric did not surrender himself up to the fellowship of the sun but was there to take back what belonged to him. Pairings: Godric/Harry, pre-slash. Fluffy. Rated T just in-case! Not a one-shot anymore!

Harry,also known as Hadrian,born during the war between the dark and light, sent to Bon Temps by his father, Lord Voldermort. Rated M just in case.

No one can say where a story truly begins. This one starts on a fateful Halloween. Voldemort saves two children from a raving Muggle, and discovers that not all his information is true. This is a story of the corruption of children, the end of an era and the ascent and descent of power. Once it is in motion, there is no stopping it.

Voldemort won the first war. Harry is happy to live as an unnoticed squib at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, visions and rebels don't allow that and Harry soon catch the attention of the dark lord.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Angels, demons, and Winchesters have made it to the top of Harry's black list, but first impressions are rarely right, and a glass of scotch can soothe anyone's temper. Starts mid season 3 and spans several seasons. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence. Now completed.

Harry Potter opens a fob-watch, and everything changes. Master!Harry.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

The war is over. Voldemort is dead. Then why hasn't it ended. Elfling!Harry Elfling Harry .R&R. May be Slash/Romance (I am Goth Girl in Pink. Don't worry, I have just changed my pen name)

6 what if one shots where Sansa marries someone else. Joffrey, Tywin, Jaime, Loras, Littlefinger and the hound. Not necessarily in order. Chapter 1 Joffrey. Rated because of the 6 wedding nights. Nothing is explicit though.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!

If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

In which Harry is an extraordinarily intelligent child who has an intense dislike for boredom, wizards were never meant to be Horcruxes, a certain god of death has an almost lecherous obsession with apples and everyone has their own agenda. AU events for both universes. Dark(ish)!Smart!Harry eventual godlike!harry future slash of both varieties and some het. Polyamory abounds.

Twelve-year-old Harry Potter had his life changed when he learned he was a wizard. And now his world is about to turn upside down again as his true parentage is revealed. With his list of enemies gradually growing, life is constantly on the line. Because apparently he's the son of Bellatrix Lestrange and Loki Laufyson. -Post Iron Man 3 and during Chamber of Secrets-

AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.

Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]

Souls can be just as devious as the next person. And when you have lived millenniums, all it takes is just knowing when to make a change. One change and watch the butterfly effect happen. Watch out, it's the Black family's time to rule. So what if their newest member seems a little strange? So what if Lord Voldemort is slightly obsessed with him? He's still their little seer.

The Addams Family gets a new member.

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

The battle is lost. To ensure his victory, Voldemort strikes a deal with the Light. He takes an Oath that no one shall die in this new kingdom of his, unless they rebel . In return, he asks for two things. The people's submission and that of their Savior.

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

When the Leviathans get a little bit hard to handle, Team Free Will (and those reluctantly dragged along) hide out at Hogwarts, after somehow ending up as eleven year-olds in England. During their last year, they get a chance to face their boggarts. Chaos ensures. SPN7.17AU HPVarious

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Update: In the process of rewriting and looking for a beta! Please PM me if you're interested. No content update yet - sorry! When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.

A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*

Sherlock finds a list of rules. He and his friends decide to break one a day. Chaos ensures. Potterlock! Inspired by a list of rules I found on facebook.

Dean went to Hell. Sam chased after him. Two years later Bobby encounters two high powered demons with an unknown agenda and an angel of the lord trying to fix what was destroyed. But sometimes it's just not broken. AU after Season 3 with elements from 4 & 5. Dark one-shot

It was a perfectly ordinary day for Bruce Banner until a guy appeared from nowhere, fell off a cliff, and died. Except he didn't STAY dead. And so began the adventures of Harry Potter and Bruce Banner. Harry Potter/Bruce Banner epic friendship for the ages, no slash, Master of Death!Harry, starts out pre-Avengers, but we'll get there. Title may be and probably should be changed.

Loki/OFC. Loki has ruled Earth for seven hundred years, watched closely by the inhabitants of Asgard. Now, Loki searches for his new queen, and a young woman, previously a member of the resistance against Loki's rule, is forced to remember her past life as love and an ancient desire rekindle when she is forced to become Loki's bride. (Discontinued)

Being blind, Harry has to cope w/ his life. Presumed dead his whole life, Harry is now here to turn the wizard world upside down. An encounter that changes his views. What will happen behind the curtains? This is a SLASH story. (Male on Male relationships)

Ripped from one life and thrown into another, watch this wizard turned Goa'uld work his way to power. AU, Manipulative!Harry, PowerHungry!Harry, Kinda!Super!Harry. (Abandoned)

Harry Potter would like a break. Unfortunately, when it comes to his life, fate is cruel. Now, he cannot rest until evil has been destroyed... At least he has eternity to do it.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

She was a rising star within Starfleet, a successful first officer aboard the USS Hotspur, until London. Until the night she locked eyes with the terrorist who assassinated her commanding officer. Little did Commander Cassandra Mason comprehend the darkness just waiting to consume her, and everything she thought she believed, in the arms of the creature called Khan.

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

Will a game of Truth or Dare reveal who your real friends are and who is more than a friend? Only time can tell! Weasley and Dumbledore bashing! Harmony Oneshot...

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

Response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry dies and meet's his angel of death, who informs him he has died six times before. Now he goes back for his last chance as Death's Avatar to set things right and avoid the apocalypse. HHr Evil!Dumbledore Evil!Weasleys

Waking up nude, 3 ft tall and with pointy ears in the middle of a talking forest was not on Harry's to do list when he died. Apparently, it wasn't on Draco's either. Try telling that to a lunatic Istari. This is an elfling fic! Slash DM/HP

Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*

The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

The final fight has come. In a desperate attempt to win Harry does a spell which ends his life, but might give him a second chance at life as well. WIP. HPLOTR

LV/HP Kiddnapped as a baby, Harry Potter is raised oblivious under Dagnar Lystad's powerful regime in Norway. After a family tragedy, Harry is forced into the world of politics at a young age. Surrounded by constant deceit and betrayal, and the struggle to prove his worth, he finds an unlikely pillar in the Dark Lord of Britain.

Five years after her change, Bella is living out her eternity with the man who changed her life irrevocably, turning her from an ordinary human into an extraordinary leader and immortal. But now ties to her human life awaken, and Bella will be forced back to Forks to confront her past and those she left behind, and a surprise in store which could change her future forever.

DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside

The Boy-Who-Lived didn't exist. Voldemort attained the final victory. As a feared authoritarian figure, he rules the Wizarding World and Hogwarts in the shadows. And when a magically talented Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts, he attracts the unwanted attention of the Dark Lord. Following a magnificent duel Harry is blackmailed into becoming his second apprentice.

AU of OotP and later. After learning the truth of exactly how badly vampires are treated in the Wizarding world, Harry takes it upon himself to improve their lives, in whatever way he can. eventual Dark!Harry, vampire!Harry, HP/LV/Sanguini

Dumbledore is up to his meddling ways. Unfortunately, unlike canon, his conjectures are completely off the mark and his methods trigger something far more than he had ever bargained for. I am not updating this anymore because I am doing a rewrite. See first chapter for details.

On the day that Lord Voldemort fell, at dawn, Harry Potter obtained the last of the Deathly Hallows. In that moment, stretching into endlessness, he faces the Doomsman - and the choice of his life. Fate beckons on the sound of an endless symphony.

Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.

Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.

Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.

New Moon AU. Bella must make a deal with the Devil to save Edward and Alice. It's a choice that will affect not only her life but everyones' around her, including the powerful Volturi Leader, Aro.

After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry

She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.

One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!

including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.

In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.

"You have terrible aim!" She yelled at him, throwing her arm out to indicate there was an already broken window next to the one they fell through. Hawkeye shrugged. "I was working with more weight than usual. Plus I was distracted." Darcy should have known by now that following Jane and her crazy theories could only lead to trouble. Slight AU. Clint/Darcy

What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language

What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)

Is a second chance at life always favourable? Harry did not really think so. But what could he do, anyway? It helps that he was beyond the ordinary sorts anywhere he ended up… does it not? Elfling! Harry. All revised. Nominated on MEFAwards 2010

Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Life throws the Avengers' resident assassins for a little loop; a story in which we see how the newly minted Avengers Tower handles a pint-sized assassin baby. Hawkeye/Black Widow established relationship, all Avengers included at one point. Rated for language

A devastating betrayal separates five-year-old twins Harry and Ashton Potter. Ashton is the Chosen One with a heart-shaped scar, and Harry is dead. Or so they all think... My take on a 'Voldemort raises Harry' fic. Dark!Harry

It all starts on the morning Lou Piper finds Loki face-first in the mud. Stranded in Midgard without any real sense of direction, one very bored and very pregnant girl offers Loki her couch and an endless list of questions. But hey, at least he has his hot dogs. Loki/OC; T for language and some sexual content. Post-Avengers.

Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.

There are more people to Lily's family than her father's side. Harry grows up with the Addams as Wednesday's twin, but what will certain old men with twinkling blue eyes do when they need a saviour that isn't where he ought to be? Rated T for safety.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL

Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.

What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!

John is busy at the clinic and has asked Sherlock to do some shopping. It seems that this is one thing Sherlock isn't a genius at. Credit to Gatiss, Moffat, Conan Doyle etc who own Sherlock.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!

I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...

The world lies in pieces at Voldemort's feet but he does not have the one thing he truely desires: Harry Potter's devotion. "Because not all love is Eros".

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

The power of the Hallows merged within him Harry stood timeless as those he loved aged and died before him. The eternal wizard sought a new world with companions equally as long lived. He knew how to deal with Dark Lords so made an epic journey short!

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...

Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Lucius has taken over Wizarding Britain and has given Harry a... place of honor. SLASH. LMHP

The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP

Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.

Dr. Weir meant to create a forum for strictly professional purposes. The other expedition members have their own reasons for opening topics.

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.

A little girl once thought lost returns home, to a family she doesn't remember, and world that has no love for what she's become. What place is there in Hogwarts, for a child who killed her heart to be a better monster? AU 6th.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Harry Potter. Reluctant dimension-traveling hero. "If I ever get back, I'm going to murder them both. Messy and violent."

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Slash. Yet another "Harry is wrongly accused and sent to Azkaban" story, which picks up at the end of Book 4. Featuring a mildly psychotic Harry and his questionable relationship with a snake.

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.

Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.

HarryDraco Hagrid refuses to leave Harry with ‘those’ muggles, but there is an accident when bringing Harry to Hogwarts which results in Harry being raised by Centaurs.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

You take the car without permission, you suffer for it.

A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.

Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.

Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV

On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

A tortured Harry has won his war but lost everyone he cared for. Magic isn't through with him yet though and sends him on a journey to Middle Earth. HPLOTR crossover. Hiatus: Rewrite pending.

In the middle of the night, Harry Potter falls down the proverbial rabbit hole, and lands in the proverbial midden heap. Stuck in a world completely different from home, he gets drawn into a war even worse than the one he left behind. Lotr cross. Post HBP

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

While taking out the trash, a business man discover something unexpected behind the trash cans

A prophecy made in 1975 drastically changes the life of the boy who should have been known as Harry Potter. DMHP main couple, onesided LVHP also includes adoptivefather!Snape :D

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Harry PotterStargate crossover Harry Potter saved the Wizarding World after being betrayed. Deciding that he needed to leave, he begins to the search for Ron, who disappeared and was never seen again. Finding out that he went through the Stargate, Harry

In the future, Sentinels were tailormade for humanity's expansion into space, but Dark Sentinel Jim Ellison is doomed, unless he can find the semimythical only living Dark Guide. AU

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

Is now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.

PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

AU. What if a Muggleborn, a Weasley, and the BoyWhoLived were sorted into Slytherin? Six hours, three desperate children, and a revolution was born.

New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

A human hunting party stumbles across the aftermath of an orc attack in which a very young elf is the only survivor. Revised! COMPLETE