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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Mortal Instruments. OKAY! IM EXTREMELY BORED! SO IMMA PUT DOWN ALL MY NICKNAMES! MOST OF THEM WERE CREATED BY LAFFYTAFFY0401 (ice/celine/a lot of other names...) -Olivia -Oli-E (random, my second life as a rapping sensation) -Faux Juggernaut (Ice) -Dumber -Livvie (hence the username) -Liv -ET (Ice is sure im an alien, well shes a mermaid and a dyed blond goth wannabe and a fairie... wait i wasnt supposed to tell anyone... oh well) -Oliver (ice... my trans-gender name) -Oli-pop (dont even know where this came from) -ginger (im a strawberry blond... not even fully red, ICE) MY FAVE QUOTES 'You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock.' "Jesus!" 'It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234.' 'Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides he wants to take a bath with the duckie.' If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are' 'To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be the one destroyed' "Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who could collect them?" "...Usually, I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn't end in y." 'I thought I'd lie on the ground and writhe in pain for a while, it relaxes me' "I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown!" --Jace, City of Glass, Cassandra Clare "We came to see Jace. Is he alright?" "I don't know, does he normally just lie flat like that on the ground without moving?" --Clary/Magnus, City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare "No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns." (I dare you to guess who said that, its obvious isn't it) --Jace, City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare |
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