MYcookies
hide bio
Poll: What Fanfiction should I update more often? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-05-12, id: 4040252, Profile Updated: 10-10-13
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Vampire Knight, Soul Eater, Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club.

THE GAME! IS SOMETHING YOU JUST LOST!

HELLO. THE FACT THAT YOU ARE READING THIS MEANS YOUR AWESOME...NOT AS MUCH AS ME THOUGH. Well this account is shared with me(MYcookies) and my sis[Matzo (don't ask, its a long story...)but she has other nicnames to (i.e. Max, Tsubaki, Quil, Matsui, etc...)]

Ages:

Mc:Bite Me. (Between 1 and 1000. Pick a random number. I dare you. It will probably be wrong)

Matzo:13

Favorite bands: Mayday Parade(!), The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Downtown Fiction (Matzo:Cameron Leahy... David Pavluk... *sighs*), PARACUTE (Matzo: *sigh* will anderson...), The Gaslight Anthem (SAW THEM IN CONCERT RECENTLY THEY"RE SO AWESOME!!!), Flogging Molly, Droopkick Murphys, We the Kings, Maroon 5, Katy Perry, Great Big Sea, Matt Nathanson, Jimmy Eat World, Owl City, Lifehouse, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Daughtry, Nirvana, The Script, The Fray, OneRepublic, PARAMORE, Evanescence, Fireflight, Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, Relient K, Death Cab for Cutie, Blink 182, Nickelback, All American Rejects, and SO. MUCH. MORE.

Location: Ha! Like you'll get to know that stalkers...

Books/Series we've read: MAXIMUM RIDE! (James Patterson), The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins), Hush, Hush (Becca Fitzpatrick), Beautiful Creatures (Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl), Lorien Legacies (James Frey, Jobie Hughes), The Sweet, Terrible, Glorious Year I Truly, Completely Lost It (Lisa Shanahan), The Supernaturalists (Eoin Colfer), My Worst Best Friend (Dyan Sheldon), Witch and Wizard (James Patterson), Crash(Jerry Spineli), Love,Stargirl, 13 Reasons Why (Jay Asher (And THATs why he will always be in love with a dead girl... *tear*(also creepy one of our names is Hannah... *hides*))), Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys (Kate Brian), The Statistical Probability of Love At First Sight (Jenifer Smith), Nevermore (Kelly Creigh), Enshadowed (Kelly Creigh) and more...

Anime series I watched or Mangas i've read (this goes for both of us and we completed watching/reading the whole thing): Death Note (both Anime and Manga), Soul Eater (Anime), Vampire Knight, Angel Beats(*tear* more people should know about this anime it completely changed my point of view on life), Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia: Axis Powers, This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, FullMetal Alchemist (I DON"T THINK I'VE CRIED SO MUCH AT THE END OF AN ANIME SINCE ANGEL BEATS!), Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conquerer of Shamballa (cried for that too)

Anime series I watched or Mangas i've read (this goes for both of us and we are in the middle of them so NO SPOILERS PLEASE): Vampire Knight Guilty, Black Butler (Thank you netflix for taking it off before we could finish it. grrrr...), Sgt. Frog (hey don't blame us it's entertaining), D. Gray Man, Hetalia: World Series

Pairings brought to you by Matsui!

Favorite pairings- Overall otp: LIGHT'S MOM AND ICHIGO'S DAD! (even though i don't watch/read Bleach); Death Note OTP: Matt/Mello (or as i like to call it Matlo =3); Maximum Ride: Fang and Max; Lorien Legacies: Sam/Six (what? i think it's cute); Hunger Games: either Cato/Katniss or Gale/Katniss; Soul Eater: Soul or Death the Kid/Myself (*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*); Over the internet: AmazingPhil/Danisnotonfire (... don't blame me on this one it's adorable); Angel Beats! OTP: ... ...I can't choose.; Ouran Host Club otp: probably... Haruhi/Tamaki; Vampire Knight: Yuki Cross/DEATH (I FUGIN HATE YUKI CROSS)

Pairings I ship- Death Note: L/Light, L/Myself, Matt/Mello; Maximum Ride: Max/Fang, Iggy/Ella, Gazzy/Nudge, Angel/Ari(if Ari was normal as in not an eraser), Fang/Iggy; Soul Eater: Soul/Maka, One-sided Black*Star/Tsubaki (like Tsubaki really likes Black*Star but is to timid to actually say so); Angel Beats: Yui/Hinata, Otanashi/Kanade, Noda/Yuripee, Naoi/Myself (I have a burning passion for Naoi everyone thinks he's weird but i absolutely love him); Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki/Haruhi, twincest with the Hitachiin brothers, Haruhi/Hikaru (if she didn't really end up with Tamaki), Kyoya/Tamaki

Anime Guys I pair with myself or love: Death Note- Gevanni, L, Matt, Mello, Matsuda; Soul Eater-Soul, Kid, Black*Star, Mifune, Hiro, Justin Law, Giriko; Angel Beats- NAOI, Noda, Otanashi (only up until the episode where him and Kanade start plotting), Ooyama, Fujimaki, Hinata; Black Butler- SEBBY, Ciel, Finny; Ouran High School Host Club- all the guy host club members except for Honey (I still love Honey though I just think it'd be weird even if he is 17); Vampire Knight- Senri Shiki, Kaname, Zero (i can love both); Hetalia- Germany, Japan, Switzerland; FullMetal Alchemist-Edward Elric, Jean Havoc, um... Scar. Yes, Scar, but I just love him don't pair him with myself. Cuz CalibornIsMySpiritAnimal and Mc already took him..., Envy (yes, I feel he is a dude and i have mixed feelings about him but yeah.);

IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME (MAX) IT'S THAT I FRIGGIN LOVE TODD HABERKORN. THERE I SAID IT.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader?

If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is.

ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„MAXIMUM RIDE„øº „øº ROCKS!!ºø„ „øº„øººø„º

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Teacher: You're late.

Student: What do you mean?

Teacher: You missed a whole period!!!

Student: ... Are you telling me I'm PREGNANT?

If you can picture yourself saying this to your teacher, copy and paste this onto your profile. :D

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private

when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out, ironically, in 2012.)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

30. The order of power: Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list.

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie.

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies. 14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

You know you lived in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat,

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

Who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

Who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

The one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

Ask me out and I'll laugh.

Ask me if I like you as more than a friend and I'll ask, "Are you serious?"

Ask me if I'm dating someone and I'll say, "Yes, my computer. We have a three-year-long relationship. Our anniversary is on Friday."

Ask me if I'm busy this weekend and I'll think it over and say, "Well, I have a date with Ben on Friday. Then Saturday I have a date with Jerry. And on Sunday I have a date with Exercise. Mom set us up after she found out about Ben and Jerry. So, dammit, I guess I'm booked."

Ask me if I want to go to the school dance with you and I'll say, "Sorry, but I already have a date with my T.V."

Why? That's just how I roll. ;)

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, MelRose520, Anna Ride, MYcookies

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline


If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.


If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6


If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.


If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.


If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.


If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.


If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.


If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.


If you have bipolar disorder, leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.


If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.


If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.


If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.


If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

OF COURSE I DO.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Yes. I miss him *sniffles*

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Yeah. Who doesn't think that?

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

R-E

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

hehe. I still laugh.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I was like...woah...NAME ONE OF YOUR KIDS TAKILA FOR ME.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I don't squeal. matzo did, but...I DON'T FNICKING SQUEAL.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

Umm...no. I would have but it's on a nook so...I acually want to keep it.

9. Who is your favorite character?

IGGY FTW. Or Gazzy. Me likes bombs

10. Do you like Jeb?

I have mixed feelings for him.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

No...I was making a WTH face. Momma said F is the devils word...even though he lives in H. *shrugs*

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

I think every book was.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

NUDGE HAD AN ATTITUDE? I ONLY THOUGHT ANGEL HAD ONE. SHE WENT ALL FREAKY EVIL.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment. Me likes the originals best.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Take Me-by Hawk Nelson

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

sometimes. Whenever I do it usually is a song that I think relates to them.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Me. Cuz I rock and am trying to communicate with them. JP just doesn't put all the messages in like Can you tell Iggy I love him?

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

I thought Fangles could play a mean harmonica...isn't that good enough. Other instruments would ruin the book.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

The Global Warming Stuff. I know it's a bad situation in todays economy, but seriously? Make a whole book about it?

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax FTW

Girls

are like

apples on trees

the best one’s are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead they settle for the rotten apples

from the ground that aren’t as good but

easy to get. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they’re amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, one who’s

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

If you are obsessed with Maximum Ride, here are common symptoms:

. You try to talk to black Scotties

. You think that guy you sit next to in church looks like Iggy and regularly try and see if he is hiding wings

. You suddenly hate science and all scientists (Actually no. I want to be a scientist when I grow up. I wanna be a space cadet.)

. you try and see if you can breathe under water (Well... actually I sorta can.)

. you get your buddies to dress up as the flock for Halloween

. you think all angelic six year olds are demonic and can read your mind *shudder*

. you jumped off your roof in an attempt to fly

. you think that random emo kid at your school could be Fang and try and flirt with him

. suddenly think blind guys are supper smexy

. you want to go to Alaska (ANTARCTICA, WTH IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO AMDE THAT?)

. you are suspicious of all adult activity

. you regularly check to see if you are growing wings... so far nada

When was the best day ever in your ENTIRE life: Umm. IDK...when i was born i guess

What's your favorite song: Black Cat by Mayday Parade and oh so many more.

What are you listening to currently:Heels Over Head by Boys Like Girls

Do you like someone currently: Nada. Im just to awesome for a relationship :P

If you said yes, who is it: NOBODY. READ ABOVE ANSWER

Schweppes or Canada Dry: Canada Dry FTW

Did you notice that Justin Bieber is a lot like DYLAN: Yes.

Did you notice that "Friday" by Rebecca Black sounds a lot like "Baby" by Justin Bieber: Strangely, yes.

Who'd you rather be, The Beatles or The Rolling Stones: Ha! Pun intended. I'd be The Rolling Stones.

Do you own any weird nail polish colors: no

Converse or Nikes: Converse FTW

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open...*whispers*creeper

Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotel? Psshh, yeah. Even though I don't use them at home...

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? In.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Nope...I will one day. Just you wait for my face to be on the news for stealing a street sign. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Do you like to use Post-It notes? no...NEVER WILL

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? What are coupons. TO GOOGLE.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bear. *reaches into pocket for knife* Im all ready for him.

Do you have freckles? nope

Do you always smile for pictures? If I like the person...so usually no.

What is your biggest pet peeve? I have alot

Do you ever count your steps when you walk? nope. That takes effort.

Have you ever peed in the woods? no...heheheheheh*laughs nervously* okay yeah I have. GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.

What about pooped in the woods? No that's weird

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? NO

Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yeppers Peppers

How many people have you slept with this week? 0. WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? JUST LOOK AT OUR AGES.

What size is your bed? I'M STILL PO'ed ABOUT THAT LAST QUESTION.

What is your Song of the week? i hATE eVERYTHING aBOUT yoU by tHREE dAYS gRACE. i lIKE wRITIN tHINGS lIKE tHIS.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink? yea

Do you still watch cartoons? duh

Whats your least favorite movie? IDK

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Treasure? Yeah Like I will ever find some

What do you drink with dinner? Nothing

What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Nothing

What is your favorite food? Ummm...UMBRELLA ...WAIT NO... I LIKE...UHHHH...AHHH TOO MUCH PREASURE. *DIES*

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? the hunger games

Last person you kissed/kissed you? I don’t know.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yea i was like 2 ahead from everyone else in my grade :P

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I would never do that...EVER. SO BACK OF.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? October. It was for school. AND IT WAS TO A GIRL I HATE :D YAY...NOTE SARCASM.

Can you change the oil on a car? I don’t have a car yet.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? yeppers peppers

Ran out of gas? I'm gonna go along with this so... yeah all the time. Stupid gas prices

Favorite kind of sandwich? The one with...Meat?

Best thing to eat for breakfast? WAFFLES

What is your usual bedtime? 10? 11? 12? 1? 2? 3? 846?

Are you lazy? Yeah.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Mostly faeries(thats how spell it) and princesses.

What is your Chinese astrological sign? I’m a horse

How many languages can you speak? Two. English and sarcasm.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No those are for teenage girls and moms.

Which are better, Legos or Lincoln Logs? Legos. I got a new one for Christmas and one guy had a shovel and another has a truck so i made them kill everyone. poor doggy. He got killed by a trumpet.

Are you stubborn? Meh.

Who is better, Leno or Letterman? Neither.

Ever watch soap operas? NO. JUST FNICKING NO.

Afraid of heights? Depends. how tall? the taller the less scared. Yea im messed up

Sing in the car? OH YEA

Dance in the shower? Pshh, yeah.

Dance in the car? I try

Ever used a gun? Water guns are the bomb. I wish I had a gun.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Last Sptember for picture day. The guy was touching my face. I SLAPPED THAT LITTLE GRIN OFF HIS FACE.

Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yea.

Is Christmas stressful? I don’t know.

Ever eat a pierogi? What?

Favorite type of fruit pie? I have. I love my 3.14 something something something...

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Spy. Still want to be one.

Do you believe in ghosts? I believe. My dad saw my sisters dead cat running in our living room last night. And apparently my art teachers gramdmother was being chased by the cat. i just like calling ghosts, spirits.

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah.

Take a vitamin daily? I skip them.

Wear slippers? I prefer going barefoot.

Wear a bath robe? No. I feel like if I were one, I should smoke a pipe too.

What do you wear to bed? Clothes. doesn't everyone. except pervs

First concert? Oh god, this is embarrassing...THE FNICKING JONAS BROTHERS. i regret every minute of it.

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.

Nike or Adidas? Converse. They are comfortable. Not the answer you were looking for. TOO BAD.

Cheetos Or Fritos? hehe that rhymes. Cheetos.

Peanuts or sunflower seeds? sunflower seeds.

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no...

Ever take dance lessons? never have never will

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? IDK

Can you curl your tongue? EHH

Ever won a spelling bee? I’ve never been in one. im apparently not smart enough.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No.

Own any record albums? i honestly dont know

Own a record player? No.

Regularly burn incense? nope

Ever been in love? nope

Who would you like to see in concert? Mayday parade. skillet. switchfoot. red jumpsuit apparatus. parachute. many more

What was the last concert you saw? i honestly cant remember. it was like...this month

Hot tea or cold tea? I like it hot

Tea or coffee? tea

Sugar or snicker doodles? Sugar cookies

Can you swim well? I’m sorta good i guess

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yup

Are you patient? Sometimes.

DJ or band at a wedding? DJ.

Ever won a contest? Maybe, don’t remember.

Ever have plastic surgery? No. And I don’t want to.

Which are better, black or green olives? Black olives.

Can you knit or crochet? I can't do any of them

Best room for a fireplace? Living room. So cozy.

Do you want to get married? Meh.

If married, how long have you been married? never been married

Who was your high school crush? I don’t have one nor am i in highschool

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No... I hope not.

Do you have kids? No.

Do you want kids? Yeah

What’s your favorite color? Gray black or silver

Do you miss anyone right now? no...

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX? What the heck is that?

ஜஜ

SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC

ஜஜ

I LOVE PIE

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go"

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies.

(x) You love jeans.

(x) Dogs are better than cats.

(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.

(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.

(x) Shopping is torture.

(x) Sad movies suck.

() You own/ed an X-Box.(I want to)

(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

(x) You watch sports on TV.

(x) Gory movies are cool.

() You go to your dad for advice.

(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.

() You like going to high school football games.

() You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear.

(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

(x) Sports are fun.

(x)Talk with food in your mouth.

(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

Score:21 I'm a girl...I'm proud of this. Most girls I know are melodramatic)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

() Cats are better than dogs.

() You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

() You love to shop.

() You wear eyeliner.

() You wear the color pink.

() Go to your mom for advice.

() You consider cheerleading a sport.

() You hate wearing the color black

() You like hanging out at the mall.

() You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

() You like wearing jewelry.

() Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

() Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

() You don't like the movie Star Wars.

() You were in gymnastics/dance.

() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

() You smile a lot more than you should.

() You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

() You care about what you look like.

() You like wearing dresses when you can.

() You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

() You love the movies.(I don't really watch movies...)

() Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I did but I made them kill each other)

() Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

() Like being the star of every thing.

Score: 0 (now this is sad. I am a girl(by the way this is Mc))

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you udnresotod taht werid ppragarh, tahn put it on yuor pofrlie! I DID!

You say One Direction, I say Flogging Molly
You say Taylor Swift, I say Four Year Strong
You say Ke$ha, I say Fall Out Boy
You say Katy Perry, I say Panic! At the Disco
You say Miley Cyrus, I say A Day to Remember
You say Soulja Boy, I say Dropkick Murphys
You say Nicki Minaj, I say Rise Against
You say pop/rap - I say "Punk's not dead!"

92% of kids have turned to pop. If you're one of the 8% who are still listening to punk/rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. [Finnick Odair, Ari, Fang, Boggs, Stefan (the Supernaturalists...), HENRI!!! (When he died in I Am Number Four i was bawling... still bawling actually), L, Mello, Matt and i'm to embarrassed to say the other ones...]

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

The following is by Maxipoo

Light
x You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
x You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
x Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s. (if you mean by people you know then yes my classmates in comparison to me are nothing! i sound like Naoi...)
x You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
x You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 4 (This scares me I don't like Light)

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
x You walk/sit curved.
x You are a genius.
x You have dark circles around your eyes.
x You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love. (but the friends i do have I am gratful for because they support me through everything)

Total: 4

Misa
x You love someone blindly.
x You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
x You dress in a very peculiar way.
x You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
x You can’t handle alcohol very well.
x You are very jealous.
x You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 1

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
x You always dress dark and tight clothes. (well partially, i like dark clothing it makes me feel mysterious)
x You are always second.
x You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 3

Matt
x You are always playing video games.
x You smoke.
x You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
x You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
x You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 4

Near
x You are patient to the limit.
x You always win.
x You have Peter Pan syndrome.
x You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Not in the perverted way!)
x Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 4

Mikami
x You believe in a god.
x You search for justice everywhere.
x You use glasses.
x You are/want to be a lawyer.
x You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
x You support Kira unconditionally.
x All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 2

Ryuk
x You love apples.
x You are bored.
x You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
xYou don’t let your feelings lead you.
x When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
x You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 5

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
x You always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)
x You know someone who is an example for you.
x You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
x You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
x You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
x You are pretty, but old.

Total: 5

RYUK OR MATSUDA FTW AWESOMENESS


1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

L, Matt, Mello, Near, Gevanni

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

MATLO ALL THE WAY

3. Yaoi or Hentai Death Note fan?

EW NO YAOI

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

Ryuk for NYC ComicCon. It was awesome

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

Well I have two t-shirts from Hot Topic, L and one with L and Light in handcuffs on an apple. Other than that nope.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

L was my first anime love.


7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

MATT AND MELLO MATT AND MELLO MATT AND MELLO. Sorry Near belongs to one of my best friends.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

Light/Misa because Light deserves to be tortured with Misa's stupidity.

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

Oh Heeeeeeellllllllllllllllll to the no. They should have let him explain himself first, its not like he freaking took out a gun and said, "Well fuck this why I don't just be stupid and have them all shoot me." Matt's not that dumb. He had no gun at the point in time, he was surrendering for God's sake! He could've been kept alive for him to explain his actions first, yeah?

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

Oh yeah, definately. though Mello did sacrifice his own life to avenge L, he knew that Near could bring down, it was all apart of his plan to help Near succeed and prove that Light was Kira.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

*sigh* i understand that he wanted all the criminals in the world to stop their evil and I like that he thought of that... I just hate the method of him trying to solve everything. killing them all off? I understand this world could get rid of some of the "rotten" people out there but by killing them in your own way of "justice"? You're just a hypocrite, just as bad as the others. as Near said, Light's a crazy serial killer. Nothing more. Nothing less.

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

LINDA. just kidding its L.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Anti-Kira all the way.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

I got to like episode 12 but that doesn't matter because my friends told me all that happens.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yep! my friend lent me the series and the small instruction manual for how the death note works. I still need to ask to see the encyclopedia though...

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

Nope.

17. Sub or Dub?

Sorry dubbed. as much as I would like to learn Japanese (cause watching it subbed, i believe you probably can pick up some Japanese) but I like hearing it in english better. with everything. Plus the people who are the voice actors to dub it are awesome (*cough cough* Todd Haberkorn, J. Michael Tatum, Vic Mignogna, Brina Palencia...)

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Anti. Sorry Mc she's just soooo stupid and you can't purely base all of your actions around one person.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Both, she justs wants to help bring down Kira. How Mello and she know each other though... *shrug* btw i hate her too. LIDNER IS A STUPID NAME

20. Do you even know who BB is?

I'm offended you don't think I know who BB is. Beyond Birthday, L's backup. Well actually A's backup because he was the other source if L were to die, but he comitted suicide because of all the pressure... poor A. and BB... well, BB was the serial killer in Los Angeles because he had the Shinigami eyes (once a shinigami dies, a baby gets their eyes) and killed them on the date they were supposed to die. Mc loves BB. he had red eyes and black shaggy hair like L.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Sexy beast.

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

I thought the answer would be obvious! Mello of course. I actually read a oneshot where Mello was a crossdresser and he was being criticized for it and Matt came in and... yeah. Matlo was born yet again!

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

AWESOME!

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

L or Light. NO LIGHT like in LunaTonksLeStrange's fic, the Wedding featuring the beautiful wedding and reception of Sachiko Yagami and Isshin Kurosaki...

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

Most, yes! Matlo oneshots, LxOC fics, that one Near fic about his birth up until the end of the Kira case... last chappie made me cry... oh and Baby Bargain, that Matt and Mello fic about an AU where there never was Kira. And Matt and Mello got together. And had someone surrogate their love child!

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

Yep! It was sort of crackish though, but my LxOC fic is a slowly, but working progress.

27. Do you like lemons?

Yeah I like to put them in my sodas an'- *someone comes by and whispers in ear* *blush* oh. those kind of lemons. No...

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

My mom does she hears Mc and I rant about anime all the time. She also knows Soul Eater. And i think two characters from Black Butler 'cause for Christmas she got me a Bassy shirt and she knew which one to get me. and Mc got a Grell one. Also my dad knows Sgt. Frog! its actually kinda weird...

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

No... *googles*clicks on youtube link*... LOL i need to watch more of this

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

A couple.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

Nope i've been trying to get some of my normal friends into it but they are bummers. one watched Ouran though! XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

nope i can't draw very well. i can't draw death note characters anyway. besides no one would recognize it unless they have seen the picture my cousin drew of L in my locker. They don't know who it is but they've seen the picture, it looks professional.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Actually yes because I want to be smart like the Wammy boys so it's kind of like, "I will be the next L!"

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

Nah not really.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

NOOOOO!!!!!!! I could never do that...

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

I wish that Mello and Matt didn't die. I like the L changes the world one, though I've never actually read it. i do know that he sacrifices his own life though and has 23 days to live.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

Not yet, but i'm going to start. I've tried drawing easier stuff from diferent animes.

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

Shit man, he looks even sexier with the scar.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Actually yes. Her name is Quil and she's based off of me.

See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? Last night his best friend committed suicide.
See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re post this if you are against bullying.
I bet 90% of you won't.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile :D ""I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replied, "This much" and stretched his arms

Max is a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke

Mc is a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke


Mc falls down the stairs*gets back up*

Mc: Hey, look! there's still soda left in my glass!

Kaien Cross to Ichiruu: Oh look at these vegetables I just picked from the garden! Now, let's get in the house.

Mc: What? Did he say get in the van? Oh look at all these vegetables I just picked from the garden, now get in the van.


List your top ten favorite characters from an anime.. Or anything else I guess. Then answer the questions!

1. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Sebastian Michealis
3. L Lawliet (Death Note)
4. Misa Amane (DN)
5. Hikaru Hitachiin (OHSHC)
6. Renge Housakouji (OHSHC)
7. Tsubaki Nakatsukasa (Soul Eater)
8. Death the Kid (SE)
9. Ayato Naoi (Angel Beats!)
10.
Riza Hawkeye (FMA)

Edward Elric woke you up in the middle of the night?
How did you manage to wreck your automail while sleeping, Ed?!

Sebastian Michaelis asked you to go out with him?
OF FUCKING COURSE BASSY! *GLOMP*

L Lawliet walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Damn, you perv! Get out! Save it for later! (I know, I'm the real pervert)

Misa Amane announced that they're going to marry Ayato Naoi tomorrow?
With their "God Complexes" I don't think there's enough room in that relationship for both of their egos...

Hikaru Hitachiin cooked you dinner?
Strangely out of character and selfless... What did you put in it?! *spits meal out*

Renge Housakouji was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
*pours bucket of water on her* C'mon! We've got characters to develop!

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
*hugs* I always knew we were strangely alike...

Death the Kid got into the hospital somehow?
He had a symmetry malfunction, didn't he? Someone commented on his hair or something? Did you have to sedate him this time?

Ayato Naoi made fun of your friends?
He's just like that, then I'd tell him to stop and he does because i care about him, like with how Otanashi got him to follow his every command but I don't "lead him on" I guess.

Riza Hawkeye ignored you all the time?
She's probably too busy working with Mustang.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Ed do?
Find them and kick their asses.

You're on a vacation with Bassy and manage to break your leg. What does he do?
Try to cater to my every whim (cause he's just like that even though I don't need it. Not complaining, though ;) )

It's your birthday. What will L give you?
Probably a bunch of sweets

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Misa-Misa do?
Run around and panic like an idiot while I go and call for help to get us safely out of there. Wait, why am I with
Misa of all people. (cause I put her on the list, duh)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Hikaru do?
Probably tease me about it but wouldn't care anyway.

You're about to marry Riza Hawkeye. What's Renge's reaction?
She wouldn't have a reaction in the first place because 1, she doesn't even know her, and 2, Riza loves Roy (yes I am a fan of that pairing) not me

You got dumped by someone. How will Tsubaki cheer you up?
Take me out for a girls' night out with mutual friends to get my mind off of it.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does Kid calm you down?
Sit me down and talk to me about calming things, like symmetry.

You compete in some tournament. How does Ayato Naoi support you?
Cheer me on in the stands. Or hypnotize the other contestants so they lose.

You can't stop laughing. What will Riza do?
Look at me weirdly and tell me to get back to doing something productive. Or, on an off chance, laugh with me because I think we would have the same sense of humor.

Edward Elric is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
HE'S FUCKING HOT, AWESOME, FUNNY, COURAGEOUS, SHORT (LIKE ME), AND JUST EVERYTHING I LOOK FOR IN A GUY.

Sebby tells you about his deeply hidden love for Naoi. Your reaction?
o.O I didn't know you liked that type of guys, you pedophile.

You're dating L and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
I think they'd think he's weirder than most, but yeah I guess.

Hikaru loves Naoi as well. What does that mean?
That Naoi is more popular than I thought... I always knew he was that hot though!

Will Hikaru and Renge ever kiss?
No. I'm almost positive that this pairing could never happen. She's too... annoying for him and he's too... mischievous for her.

Renge appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Not be surprised. Not care actually.

You had a haircut and Tsubaki can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Do you want advice or where I got it cut? You want to impress Black*Star, don't you *wink*

Death the Kid thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!

Ayato asks you were you have been all his life?
In your bedroom ;) JUST KIDDING.

You see Hawkeye in front of a mirror, you say?
I see your finally freshening up for Roy. Eh, eh?

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At The Capitol by Sucktastic Valdez reviews
"I can't believe President Snow is forcing us to play in the Hunger Games again!" complained Katniss. "I know but there's nothing we can do about it," said Peeta. "Maybe not!" she screamed. This Quarter Quell is going to be funny!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
The Death Note by RiderExMachina reviews
In the first chapter, Yuri finds a Death Note and tries to see if it really works. If it does, it will be her secret weapon against Angel. In the second, Naoi finds the Death Note and tries to take out the SSS. In the third, Shiina finds it and ponders just who to use it on.
Crossover - Death Note & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Yuri N., A. Naoi
Wanted Relieve by TheDarkAngelofAwesome reviews
Sequel to Wanted Hurt. Max's struggle with cutting, suicide, depression, and her tramautic past. Fax and Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,914 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Frying Pans Always Come In Handy by cookiesgummybearsAWESOMENESS reviews
This is just a bunch of one shots about Max cooking, and the occasional frying pan.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013
Little B by Khorale reviews
A five-year old Beyond Birthday had been kidnapped, again and again. Oh, pity the poor kidnappers... CRACK. A series of connected one-shots.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - BB, L
L is for Life by BurnLobelia reviews
What if Death Note was real? What if L ended up in our world instead of dying? What will happen when he meets an anime obsessed girl and her best friend? Will he ever get back to defeat Kira?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,578 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - [OC, L]
Past the Limit by JustHereToTry reviews
Maxine Martinez has had a messed up life since the divorce. When her best friend betrays her, it becomes too much. She moves in with her dad even though she hates him. When she comes back she is completely changed. She's indestructible...or is it a mask?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,570 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Tissue Box of Love by bean-fiend reviews
Fang rarely expressed his emotions, and when he did, it was through his "Tissue Box of Love." When Max grabs a tissue from it, what feelings will it reveal?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Plan: Lose A Guy In Ten Days by Anna Ride reviews
Max is happy and single when she gets a job: Find a way to lose a guy in ten days. Fang is a player who breaks up with a girl after one week, so he gets a bet: Date a girl for longer than ten days. And they've chosen their dates - each other. Who will win and who will fall?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Fang, Max
Matt's Gamer Rants by SilverWingedRaven reviews
NO GAME IS SAFE FROM THE RANTS OF MATT! This is basically a collection of rants courtesy of everyones' favorite red-head about some games he plays. R&R feel free to laugh
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Matt
Falcon Flight by The Gallagher Girl reviews
After being saved from a gang of boys by Danni and her gang,Max joins them with her two sisters,Ella and Nudge,as she has no place else to go.Being in a gang isn't easy.And doesn't help that the boy you like just happens to be in a gang too.ALL HUMAN! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Max, Fang
The Chibi Pocky Monster by RinSharkYamazaki reviews
A sickly sweet but very kawaii one shot of a 4 year old Shiki and his the origins of Pocky and modelling. Rido x Shiki's mother but no lemons, I'm afraid. Its to cute and innocent! Chapter 2 now up of the origins of Senri's modelling career too.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Rido K., Senri S.
Death Note Bloopers- Episode 1 by yugiohyaoiloverandsonicfangirl reviews
Second installment of my Death Note Bloopers series! Sorry if it's not as funny as the 1st one, but give it a chance please. Contains spoilers. Rated T for some language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
Angel beats!: Revelations by thedarkaxe reviews
After venturing back into the afterlife to save Yuri and Kanade, Otonashi and the other members of the SSS try to stop the war, but something bigger is going on behind the scenes and the fate of life itself falls into Otonashi's hands
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012
Unbelievable by mandymellark reviews
So, modern day time. Katniss has just moved from Texas to California, and is on a scholarship to a fancy private school. So why would bad boy and popular hottie, Cato, hand her his number? Why throw it all away for her? MAJOR AU and OOC. Mild swearing. Complete
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,332 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Perfect by Zlo1313 reviews
Before Wammy's, Near was imperfect. His parents told him so. Now, with a chance to reinvent himself, he decides he is going to be perfect no matter what.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,103 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Near - Complete
Shadows & Roses by TheBansheesScream reviews
Sora has suddenly been thrown into an arranged marriage with Honey Haninozuka after years of being friends with him and Mori. Transferring from her stuffy British school to Ouran Academy she finds herself befriended by the Host Club. What happens when she finds that not only is she falling for Kyoya but that the Shadow King is falling for her too?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 128,925 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Finnick Odair's Many Stalkers by Rose Hunter reviews
Poor pretty boy Finnick Odair is too gorgeous for his own good. (abandoned)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,013 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Finnick O.
Death note - After Kira! by InuMugiwaraX reviews
So Matsuda and Sayu are now engaged to each other, and neither could be happier... That is until Matsuda kills Light, and now has to tell Sayu, Light's younger sister. How does sayu react and will things be the same?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Matsuda T., Sayu Y.
If I Were A Boy by nutferrero reviews
It was hard for Maka that Soul never sees her as a woman. She's always there to cover his mistakes and it hurts her.As much as high school, it hurts. Even being referred as a dude. And what would happen to that impression when another guy comes and treats Maka more like a girl and what would Soul do?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,028 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Such a Dork (Marshall Lee Oneshot - Valentines Day) by xChocolateDragonx reviews
A very short, very cheesy oneshot I wrote for a friend. Happy Valentines Day! To spare her any embarrassment, I wrote it in reader insert form instead. She asked that her name not be mentioned. This is my first story here on fanfiction, and I'm not entirely sure how everything works here yet, so any tips are welcome, just be friendly about it, please?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Marshall Lee
Baby Bargain by trumpee reviews
In a world where Light never found the Death Note, Mello and Matt are still the genius Wammy boys just trying to have a normal relationship in LA. But what happens when, on their 5th anniversary, Matt tells Mello he wants to have a baby? My first story. Rated T for now.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,011 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
MxM Drabble: Misunderstanding by MyBeautifulBlackHeart reviews
Just a cute and fluffy drabble for Matt and Mello. Written for MYcookies. "It's all just a big misunderstanding" Mello said evenly. Okay, that hurt. So I was just a big mistake was I?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Hardest Things by MyBeautifulBlackHeart reviews
Matt gets really sick, and while at the Hospital Mello finds a little girl. Will Matt be able to get better if Mello is spending a bunch of time trying to help the little girl, or will Mello have to say his final good byes to him? Sorry, I suck at summaries. Disclaimer: I don't own DN.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Matt, Mello
I Promise by ellerean reviews
AU. Matt escapes from the cops, but setting fire to the rendezvous point wasn't part of the plan. And why won't Mello pick up his phone?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Matt - Complete
Forever, A by LunaLovegood1997 reviews
A's suicide note. K for darkness and a heavy hint of A/B
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - A - Complete
Pocket Kira by Exploading albino potato reviews
On a strange island small creatures called pygmies worship an unseen god...Light Yagami. Parody of the iphone app "Pocket god" Involves numerous deaths, multiple ressuructions, and several boys in hula skirts.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
A Midwest Kind of Love by SACA BAF reviews
Riding on his gleaming horse, Fang Connor rounds up all the cattle in the west, and all the hearts of the girls. When his horse breaks a leg, and there's only one house in sight, are they willing to shelter him as his horse heals? And who exactly owns it?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Max, Fang
Behind the Curtains by SACA BAF reviews
When Fang, the famous actor wants something new, he didn't expect to be in a Broadway. He didn't expect to be in one written by his ex's sister, starring in it with said ex. When Maya gets injured, who else better to step in than the writer herself? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Max, Fang
Christmas never came by LaurelSilver reviews
WARNING: name spoilers. In loving memory of the children killed in the Connecticut school shooting.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Near, Mello, Matt
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Pink and White by AllegedDeity reviews
Near meets Pinkie Pie.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Near
In Which Matsuda Breaks the Internet by SmarticleParticle reviews
What happens when you divide by zero? The Internet leaks, that's what! Can Matt use his epic hacking skills to fix the problem? Can he survive being glomped by fanfiction!Mello? Will the Task Force succumb to the awesome powers of LOLcats? Has SmarticleParticle well and truly lost it? Read the story and find out, you lazy bum. Contains crack and possibly OOCness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Matt, Mello
Words Unsaid by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max has had cancer since she was ten. She's 16 now Her friends dropped her once they found out and she stopped talking. When she goes to a new school will she make friends? Will a certain friend make her talk again? RE-WRITE OF MUTED CANDLE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Max
We Will Meet Again by OneDream123 reviews
After a tearful goodbye they get a second chance at life, what will happen when Kanade and Otonashi meet again? Will it be by fate or by pure coincidence? Based off the little scene that happens in the final episode, but it's different. Rated T because I think it should be that rating.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Y. Otonashi, Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
Death Note: The Hangover by CalibornIsMySpiritAnimal reviews
Days before L and Light's wedding, L and the Wammy boys throw a bachelor party in Vegas. What happens when L goes missing and the boys have no memory of what happened? Sort of AU. M for swearing and some suggestive themes
Crossover - Death Note & Hangover - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2012
Don't Do It, Matt! by Ritt-chan reviews
Malk. Definition: A glass of milk gone horribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Matt - Complete
Ways of the Heart by xAuburnAngelx reviews
Sequel to Ways of the Mind. It's been many months since Kira has been brought to justice. But now, another Kira has arrived, but only to bring down anybody that might come across him. L will need all the help he can get in this case, but will this result in the death of a loved one? Or will L's detective skills bring Kira to justice once more? Rated T for many things... L x OC R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - L
The Other Side Of L by Maggiee24 reviews
Light is left alone in a room. While L chats to an old friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012
Final Report by Iridescent Individual reviews
One-shot. The Kira investigation is ending, but Matsuda still has one more report to make.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Beyond the Picket Fence by LonelyButLovely reviews
A love story told in drabbles. Max and Fang never see each other but they become fast friends speaking to each other over the fence. But one thing is...Max isn't human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Max, Fang
The Wedding by CalibornIsMySpiritAnimal reviews
What would happen if Sachiko Yagami and Isshin Kurosaki got married? Craziness would happen. Do not read if you don't like Light x L, Matsuda x Sayu, or Matt x Mello. Could be considered AU, Sort of a Crack! Fic One Shot unless I decide to write a sequel
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Isshin K., Sachiko Y.
Cranes by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
One evening, Mogi and Misa bond over origami.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Mogi K., Misa A. - Complete
Hazards Of April Fools by Ratt9 reviews
Matsuda plays an April Fools prank on L that doesn't go as planned.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Bake Your Cake and Wear It Too by oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo reviews
When you open a sweets shop in Japan it becomes a raging hit so naturally our sweet addicted detective would want to try come of your devilishly delectable cake! So will you be cute and flirty or just end up with cake on your face.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - L - Complete
Seven Minutes by The Nearly Missed reviews
They say that when you die, you have seven minutes left of brain activity before you're completely dead. What did the death note characters see in their last seven minutes? Rated T for now, rating may change. Spoilers for episodes 24 plus.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
Memories Fade, But Bonds Last Forever by Aleria14 reviews
When there's a terrible accident and Kaoru ends up in a coma, Hikaru can't help but relive all of their past memories that they've shared together. But when Kaoru's memories fade, will things ever be the same between them again? No twincest, but lots of brotherly love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Hunger by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
Erin pulls L aside to call him out for staging that mock execution for Light and Misa, and the topic of the conversation inexplicably turns to hunger. A companion fic to SOTC, implied L x OC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2012 - L, OC - Complete
Just Seahorsin' Around by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
So I got this crazy idea- what if Fang had seahorse DNA in him? Now think about it- what do seahorses do that is entirely unique in the animal kingdom? LOL this is gonna be good. MPreg. R&R for waffles!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Fang - Complete
Can't take it anymore by Soartosurvive446 reviews
Fang and Maya fight about who takes over the gang! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Maya A./Max 2, Fang
Muted Candle by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max has had cancer since she was ten. She's 16 now Her friends dropped her once they found out and she stopped talking. When she goes to a new school will she make friends? Will a certain friend make her talk again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
The Diary of a Dreamer by WordsUnsaid reviews
This is not your average story, it's a diary of a girl, by the name of Max. And she's very depressed. She's been giving a diary, a place to keep her wits. Will Max fill every page or will she die, with no one to save her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Max
The Statistical Probability Of Love At First Sight by WordsUnsaid reviews
Today couldn't get any worse for 16 year old Maximum Ride. She's stuck at the airport, having missed her flight home to California. In the cramped waiting room, She meets Fang. In The Same Situation, Going The Same Way. Is Love at first site a lie.. or could it be true?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Max, Fang
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Fandom, Really?: MR by HannahBananaMcKenzie reviews
The Flock is mad. Writers are on the lose messing everything up. The Flock decides to say something about it - well, write something about it. T for saftey
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Max - Complete
That Doesn't Hurt by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max Ride has a secret, A big secret. She's abused at home, by her mom and dad. But Max also loves to sing, with her lyrics, will her friends be able to find out her secret? Or will she be trapped...forever?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Max
She's Country by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max Ride is a country girl, with a strong love for her family and friends. Fang's a city slicker, never spent a day of his life in the country. What happen's when Fang has to move to Texas and meets Max? Will they hit it off? Or Will She Hate him? Please Read! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Max, Fang
Two is better than One by WordsUnsaid reviews
Maximum Ride and Minimum Ride are identical twins. One is Punk rock, the other is an Artist. What happens when they move from New York to Arizona? What happenes when they meet the group? One thing is it's gonna be one hell of a school year!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Max
Hug by Perryels reviews
A secure grip on the shoulders, and he knew wasn't alone. A reassuring hug, and he knew that everything was going to be okay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Learning to Fall by Aquarius4 reviews
We all know Cato as a terrifying death machine but what if he wasn't like that? Enjoy! AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Another Statistical Probability by dildhadkanedo reviews
Based on "The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight" by Jennifer Smith.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
Please Wake Up by MissyLove4Life reviews
It seems to be a normal day, then max gets a call that changes everything. A one shot, but it could be a two shot in the future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Silence is a Gift by SymbolicSynonym reviews
NO OC HATERS! Nekozawa and OC. Oneshot among many.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
Wanted Hurt by TheDarkAngelofAwesome reviews
Max is being abused and bullied so she decides to start cutting herself. But then a new family moves in and try to befriend her. She won't open her shell or does Fang help her to open up. Or will she take the pain away permanetly. FAX!FAX! FAX later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,069 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Max, Fang
Wishlist by Amour en Rayures reviews
Matt wants only one thing this Christmas but knows he won't get it, not with how many times Mello has disappointed him in the past. Little does he know that Mello has something different planned for him this year.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Are You Sleepy Yet by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
Major cutness inside! She was sleepy, but one fatal comment can make her stubborn. Can L break through that? LxOC One Shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2011 - L - Complete
Beautiful Destruction by ShingetsuXMangetsu reviews
A small collection of Mello Matt sentences and quotes. yaoi, bxb mxm shonen-ai, Some fluff, some angst, some humor, some cussing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Matt, Mello
Oh, Say Can You See by iStalkAMuffin reviews
Alfred's actions and reactions to the 9/11 attack. Tribute to the fallen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - America
Thing by Always.Causing.Trouble reviews
Oneshot. Stein x OC.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Franken Stein - Complete
Cookie Stash by MiaLawliet reviews
Working with L on the Kira investigation, has made you his only friend. Do you both want more? LxReader fic! Sorry, I suck at summary's, just read it!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - L
Let the Flames Begin, A Roy Mustang Songfic by Harumi Kitomi reviews
"Please promise me you won't die. I need you." I could hear Mustang's voice was shaking and I tried again to smile. "I promise." I tried opening my heavy eyelids but it was no use... Roy X OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Roy M. - Complete
I Hope There's Chocolate in Hell by Elsyra reviews
Just after his death, Mello must complete a test that will determine whether he goes to Heaven or Hell... and whether or not he sees Matt ever again. Rated K for mild swearing. Slash. MattxMello!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Athena's Eyes by lostandmisplaced reviews
Ever wonder why Athena's eyes are gray? Read to find out. Very Short.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Athena
Sweetheart by Pitch Black Butterfly reviews
"I've been loving you for...1095 days?" A one-shot dedicated for all L fangirls. Sets on Wammy's House.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - L - Complete
First Kiss by Vee Foxx reviews
Erin has her first kiss with Gevanni. OC/Gevanni Drabble for WhiteLadyDragon
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - S. Gevanni - Complete
What They Are by science-nerd-surely reviews
Inside the SPK building, it's far from rosy for one girl. But with only the stoic Rester, fierce Halle, and socially-inept Near as another form of comfort, it's up to Gevanni to be Agony Aunt for one night. Well, he'll give it a shot.Slight GevanniXOC
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - S. Gevanni - Complete
Pace is the Trick by Vee Foxx reviews
When Mello's girlfriend is taken hostage by the SPK, Halle learns exactly how dangerous, and forgiving Mello can be. Mello/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Mello, Halle L. - Complete
Speech by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Made-of-Fail Oneshot. No one talked to her anymore, not even her mother.\ So the knock on her door one day scared her so bad, she almost jumped right off her bed. \ Slight MatsuSayu.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Matsuda T., Sayu Y. - Complete
haLloween by rainy-lullaby reviews
Watari has a surprise for L on his birthday. L/OC. Oneshot. Happy Halloween!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - L - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by Min Daae reviews
The last two soldiers on the battlefield, survivors of the war. Matsuda/Sayu, post-series.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Matsuda T., Sayu Y. - Complete
Things Lieutenant Chronos is Banned from doing by dani-pandy reviews
a list made by Roy mustang stating what his pain in the ass subordanite Lieutenant Erin Chronos is no longer allowed to do while working with him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jean H., Maes H., Roy M.
I was made for loving you by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
He saw a tuft of red hair emerging from an old page representing some young boys gathered in front of a screen in Wammy's common room waiting to talk to L. "Hey, Mister Obata!" the small creature called, jumping out of the case and standing on the desk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Closure by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
A 42-sentence...thingy, regarding snips of L's perspective of his relationship to Erin, and of the future. Companion fic for "Story Of The Century". L x OC.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - L, OC - Complete
The fantastic cooking fighter TK! by Uncle.Dragon reviews
TK goes off on a mission to save the Afterlife's seafood supply from a Merlion! Join him as he reveals his secrets! TK crackfic!
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - TK - Complete
Fang Rhymes With by emgem2000 reviews
In a moment of crazy OOCness, Max thinks of words that rhyme with Fang. Set before FANG, so it DOESN'T contain spoilers! Heh. Yayness for dumb summaries!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Max, Fang
Downfall by Arachne Acantha reviews
Mello had gone insane. She couldn't stay with him anymore. oneshot Slight Mello/OC Rated for language and some violence
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Mello - Complete
Knotting the Cherry Stem by PenMaster08 reviews
LXReader, Cute story about you the reader trying so hard to be like L and how cute he thinks you are. Pleas read and Review :3
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L - Complete
Fang, Pie, and Charlie the Unicorn by YouGiveMeWings reviews
Max and Gabby were having a normal day. Until the pie. Until Fang. Until...them. This is what happens with too much sugar is put into my brain. It's...Random. Funny. And a whole lot of stupid. Rated T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Unexpectedly by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
Unexpectedly, Sayu fell in love with the last person she thought she could ever remotely like. After all, most girls go for their high school or college sweethearts. She had to go for the kidnapper of all people. Rated T for some rare swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,939 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sayu Y., Mello - Complete
Wierd story by guitardude10000000 reviews
Some wierd story
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Clocks by Sen-chan21 reviews
Clocks. Annoying contraptions really, even if they are useful. Matt and Mello lie in bed one night very late, and Matt notices just how bothersome clocks can be. Sleep-deprived rambling ensues. Funny drabble based on a true story.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
L Stands for Love: Deathlove by ShadowYin-Yang reviews
Death is the only thing that can break 2 lovers apart. 'I love you Ryuzaki Kun' '...I'm way too old for you.' 'I don't care even if you were 3 times my age or more' Age doesn't tear apart lovers. She knew that even before she lost L to death...to Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - L - Complete
The Untold Story by Melodie Allete reviews
A one-shot about L and my OC that takes place in the anime around episode 25--you get the idea. Rated T just to be safe. Hope you enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - L - Complete
Messing With Max 2 by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
My cousin gave me the title. During SOF, after Max is replaced, Fang has a way to figure out whether it's really her... and then decides to have some fun with it. Kinda Fax. T to be safe!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
Expectations Of The Common Observer L Oneshot by Practically Venomous reviews
She's nothing special. She's just your everyday,common observer. But why is the world's greatest detective taking any interest in someone so..."ordinary"? It's not what anyone would expect. LXOC a crackfic oneshot that makes Lex want to cry. ;
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - L - Complete
Crazy by Syrasha reviews
He was her one respite. The one thing that kept her grounded. LXOC LLawlietXOC L/OC LLawliet/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2009 - L - Complete
Deadly Sins & Broken Commandments by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Matt writes Mello a letter from an "angel" about how he's broken all the seven deadly commandments, and is going to hell as a result. Stay tuned for sex jokes, made-up religious beliefs, and some serious bits, too. Enjoy! Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
An Elephant Never Forgets by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
A few of the orphans who remain alive after L’s death get together to watch a home movie they dug up of L as a child, and they struggle with the concept of L as a human being instead of a golden idol.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2009 - L, Near
Life Was A Beautiful Lie Without You by BeyondBirthday'sBestie reviews
L felt like he was walking into a mirage over and over; repeating what reality had cursed upon him until he gave in and gave up on living. Without her, life meant nothing more than the fate that he had to suffer. LxOC T for implied violence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - L - Complete
L and You Scenarios by PickUpThePen reviews
I was bored so I wrote a few scenarios between L and the reader. Best suited for L fangirls x3
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/23/2009 - L
DEATH THE KID: The Owner's Guide and Manual by monkeybait reviews
If you are reading this, than you are now in proud possession of your very own DEATH THE KID!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Working for the Hitachiins by starry night blue reviews
COMPLETE - Haruhi has signed up to work as a personal maid for the Hitachiin twins. Little does she know that they were going to make life hell for her...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,388 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Unsent Poem by Max by Serenity.Jones reviews
This is an unsent Poem Written By Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Trix are for kids! by VampiressE12B reviews
I dont even know what this is. I was really bored. But its not a oneshot. Should be funny. Maybe...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Something Like Grace by Bialy reviews
Maybe they each need the other to save them. Or, if they're past that, to keep them hanging on. Matsuda/Sayu, fifty sentences based off prompts from the lj community.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Matsuda T., Sayu Y. - Complete
The Mother Of The Law by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Teru Mikami is not an easy child to raise. According to his mother he is arrogant, reckless, and finicky, and she doesn't have the time or money to deal with him. Can an encounter with the Yagami family help her look at things differently? Slight AU
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
20 Facts About Teru Mikami by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Teru's gym routine became a lot more focused on exercise that promoted cardiovascular health once he started helping Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Because by shadowphantomness reviews
Mikami's mother reflects on her son and what he has become. Mikami centric. SPOILERS for the end of Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Mikami T. - Complete
War's Penalty by Caroline Seerlen reviews
A Poem about the inner side of Roy Mustang. Coinsides with a clip from an episode we all hold dear. Alert: Spoilers for the astute reader.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Roy M.
Kyouya Boredom Fic by kekame reviews
Kyouya takes over the world. Crack.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Special Friend reviews
Light has a special conversation with his special friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Light Y. - Complete
The Super Fantastical Adventures of Eva and Momo! reviews
A Shinigami sees a girl that is very strange. The Shinigami drops her Death Note near the girl just for a little fun. Will madness insure? Knowing me more than madness will ensure. It's gonna be funny though! So join the adventure based off of our lives and get a good laugh! Rated T for Eva cursing sometimes. OOC at times but we will work on that! I suck at summeries.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Ryuk, Light Y.
Making It Work reviews
Tamaki is depressed in his room after breaking up with Haruhi, when his maid comes to comfort him. What will come of this? TamakiXOC fic. I'm sorry the summary is terrible, please read. Oneshot for now, will add chapters if requested.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Joyride reviews
Mello just got a new motorcycle and wants to take Matt for a joyride. But is this all part of a plan? Matlo (MattXMello). Short oneshot. Warning! If you don't like yaoi, don't click. Rated T for minimal cursing. FLUFF.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
If Marie Maried the Toilet reviews
Exactly what the title says! Drabbles on what would happen if Marie maried the Toilet. Rated T just in case.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Marie M.
Secret Assassins Always Hear the Weirdest Conversations reviews
Just a normal day in Sachiko's life! Would you like to find out Matt and Mello's mashup name? Short oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sachiko Y., Matt - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Strange Dream reviews
Max is having a dream...ABOUT CANDY LAND! Follow her adventures in candy land and in real life. Somewhat of a Crack!fic. My first story so please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Max
You are so sexy reviews
Kaname is in a sticky situation...And is Aido there to help or give more troubles to Kaname? One-sided Kaname/Aido. One-shot drabble.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hanabusa A., Kaname K. - Complete