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 The Picture: Me at my Great-Grandma's Funeral - May - 2010 Name: Brianna Smith Age: 12 Hair Color: Dirty Blonde Eye Color: Blue Favorite Book: Twilight Favorite Quotes: "Ociffer, I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am." - "I can sleep when I'm dead." - "I like to live life to the fullest." ( )( ) help this bunny dominate the world by copying and pasting him to your profile How To Kill A Vampire: Go to the store. Get a match and some gasoline. Pore the gasoline all in the vampires room, put the vampire in there light the match and throw it in. I'v been working on the meow mix throwing it at my cat. then he came around and hit me with a baseball bat. I'v been working on the dog biscuts throwing them at my dog. he came and hit me in the head with a log. I have a new website called www.sorandomstuff.yolasite.com My friend has a website to its called www.supersiteon.yolasite.com You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff I laugh even harder. Team Alice: because she's pretty,funny,quirky,hyper,sweet, and can see if ur about to get hit by a car. I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black; you can die, I can live forever. Come to the dark side; we got cookies. Grocery list; blood, blood, bella. "Not Funny Jasper!" My family are the kind who would spend hours on end trying to drown a fish. My mother told me to never talk to strange people, I never talk to myself anymore. Friends will lend you an Umbrella when it rains, but a true friend will steal your'e and yell. "Run moron run!" Don't frown when you're sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Life's to short to blend in. Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you to walk and talk, then they spend the rest telling you to sit down and shut up. We were giving 2 hands to hold, 2 eyes to see, 2 legs to walk, but why only 1 heart? Because the other one was given to someone else for us to find. Our eyes are placed in front, because it's always more important to look ahead than back. I agree with the dictionary, girls before guys, partying before studying, friends before love. Right now i have amnesia and deja vu at the same time, I think i've forgotten this before. They say; guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well i think if u stood there and yelled BANG, u wouldn't kill 2 many people. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh when everyone tries to figure out what the heck u did. When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people... then kill them. I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always there with a baseball bat waiting for me. How does she kn... Oooh right. Twilighters R' Us Seth better than Jacob ... End of story. I'm not easily distracted, I... o look at the pretty birdy? GOOD FRIENDS will help you up when u fall down, BEST FRIENDS will push u back down and laugh GOOD FRIENDS will ask u why ur crying, BEST FRIENDS will be waiting with a shovel to bury the loser who made u cry GOOD FRIENDS will tell u, u can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him and say "u have 7 days 2 live" GOOD FRIENDS don't let u do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let u do stupid things alone GOOD FRIENDS will buy u lunch, BEST FRIENDS will eat urs. GOOD FRIENDS never ask 4 food, BEST FRIENDS r the reason u don't have any GOOD FRIENDS call ur parents Mrs./Mr., BEST FRIENDS call them mom/dad GOOD FRIENDS never seen u cry, BEST FRIENDS cry with u GOOD FRIENDS know a few things about u, BEST FRIENDS can write a book about u with direct qoutations from u GOOD FRIENDS will leave u behind if that's what the crowd is doing, BEST FRIENDS will kick the crowds butt 4 leaving u GOOD FRIENDS will knock on ur door, BEST FRIENDS will walk in and call "I'm Home." GOOD FRIENDS will take ur drink away when they think you've had enough, BEST FRIENDS will watch u stumbling around and say. "Girl, drink the rest of that, u know wer'e not wasters around here." GOOD FRIENDS will talk crap to the people who talk crap about u, BEST FRIENDS will knock them the crap out. I'm the girl who can watch a ton of horror movies and not get scared, but i'm also the kind of girl who screams at the top of my lungs when waffles pop out of the toaster. Girlz r like phones, they like to be held, talked to, and when u press the wrong buttons you get disconnected. Big girls don't cry, we kick butt. I wish the kids would just give the rabbit the freakin' trix already. Things i'm going to do in WalMart: Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the womens bathroom. Put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Set up a tent in the sporting goods department and tell random customers u'll invite them in if they bring pillows. When a clerk asks if they can help u, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't u people just leave me alone?" Look into the security camera & use it as a mirror to pick ur nose While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if they know where the anti-depressent's are. Dart around humming mission impossible theme. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, take a fetal position and scream. "NO!NO! It's the voices again!" Go to a dressing room, wait awhile, then yell. "There's no toilet paper in here!" Get several bouncy balls, throw them down the big middle aisle and scream. "Pikachu, I choose you!" It takes 46 musceles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Lick me, I'm feeling stupid today.Abortion is just one more heart that was stopped, two more eyes that will never see, two more hands that will never touch, two more legs that will never run, one more mouth that will never speak. If ur against abortion repost this. They laugh bcause they think wer'e retarded, we laugh bcause they just figured that out. God didn't make me and my bff sisters cause he knew our parents couldn't handle it. Best friends shout "I LOVE YOU!" down the hall, not caring who thinks ur gay. People say it's alway's in the last place you look, well DUH! When you find it you stop looking. COWS GO OINK, NOT MOO! My twin brother told me I'm ugly, I gave him 10 seconds to realize what he said. (he never figured it out, he walked away annoyed) Have you ever had the thought, "I'm bored." then you go and see how many times u can flush the tiolet b4 u get yelled at. We wish u a merry twiliight, we wish u a merry twilight, we wish u a merry twilight, and happy new moon. Toasters are evil, I mean good things don't go around popping bread out scaring the hell out of you. Touch my cookie and your face will meet my new shoes. ur stupid... I like it. Love is being stupid 2gether. 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