Well welcome to my profile and i espect if you have interesent you going to read the rest of my profile:

My name is Elsa Leal.

I was born in 17 of June in the year of 1998.

I love mythology.

I am very emocional and i experience bad moods on a regular basis.

I not that much of a people person except my family.

I only trust people who have earned my trust.

I am very smart with A's in my report cart.

I love wolves, tigers, deer, cats, dogs, eagles, owls, foxes and panthers.

M heigth is of 5ft 7 2164in.

I'm pretty and nice.

I am a fan of anime and manga.

A bunch of stuff about me:

1. My favorite book/book series are Percy Jackson and The Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Sisters Grimm, The Perks of Being a Wall Flower and also Twilight series.

2. My favorite bands are Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Imagine Dragons, Evanescence, The Killers, Good Charlotte, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, and several several others.

3. My favorite colors are black, silver, blue, green, turquoise and purple.

4. My favorite number is 18 and 25.

5. I'm in love with Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments), Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices), Jem Carstairs (The Infernal Devices), Gale Hawthorne (The Hunger Games), John Breed (Beautiful Creatures), and Noel Kahn (Pretty Little Liars).

6. I'm obviously a girl.

7. I fall for the most inconvenient guys. (Example: Someone who's on a different continent or all the way across the country or someone with girlfriend)

8. My favorite song is Radioactive of Imagine Dragons.

9. Along with the fictional guys, I'm also in love with Billie Joe Armstrong (even though he's 41 years old), Gerard Way (he's 36), Frank Iero (and he's 31), Logan Lerman (who can't love him?!), and Dan Howell.

10. I'm obsessed with skinny jeans and hi-top Converse. And they can't be the pink or sparkly Converse. I hate those.

11. I despise the color pink.

12. I love to rip old jeans with scissors.

13. I don't have a boyfriend but all my friends come to me for love advice. Go figure.

14. I hate people that start talking over me when I'm in the middle of telling a story.

15. I only wear eyeliner and mascara, occasionally eye shadow and lipstick.

16. I hate it when people just assume I'm goth because I like to wear black.

17. I have straight brown hair that reaches the shoulders

18. I never leave the house without my phone, earbuds, and Sharpies. You wouldn't believe how many awkward situations I've avoided with my earbuds.

19. I like Dr. Pepper better than Coke.

20. I usually stay up till about 1 or 2 o'clock in the morning.

21. I prefer older guys better than guys my age. When I say older, I mean two or three years older than myself. They're usually a bit more mature.

22. I think skaters and guys in bands are hot.

23. I'm obsessed with YouTube.

24. I couldn't live a single day without listening to music. I've tried and it didn't go well...

25. Justin Bieber and One Direction suck in my opinion... Along with all the other pop artists. No offence if you listen to them, it's just not what I like.

26. I'm extremely shy around new people.

27. I think guys with dark hair and blue eyes are extremely beautiful.

28. I'm obsessed with writing lyrics and copying designs on my arm with Sharpies.

29. I think the best music comes from the musicians who have the most painful pasts or difficult struggles in their lives. (examples: Green Day, My Chemical Romance.)

30. I tan easily and rarely ever get sun-burnt. If I do, it's only at the beginning of the summer and it only happens that one time.

31. My eyes are I have dark brown almost black eyes.

32. I'm definitely not a girly-girl.

33. I hate wearing dresses, yet I buy them anyway.

34. I've threatened to rip off a guy's face before because he was joking about pouring his drink over a pepperoni pizza... I was serious too... You do not mess with me and my pizza.

35. You do not want to get on my bad side. I can ice you out faster than you can say, "I'm sorry".

36. Let's just say I have a slightly dirty mind and leave it at that...

37. I like anime.

Yiki-Tsuki-18 =)

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK."

He continued "But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.

" And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...

Girl: "Slow down! I'm scared."
Guy: "No! This is fun."
Girl: "No, it's not! Please, it's way too scary!"
Guy: "Then tell me you love me."
Girl: "I love you. Now slow down."
Guy: "Now give me a big hug."
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me."
In the newspaper the next day: a motorcycle crashed into a building because of a break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy realized that the breakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Anime girls:

Miura Haru

Inoue Orihime

Miranda Lotto

Road Kamelot

Risa Harada

Anime boys:

Hibary Kyoya

Ulquiorra Schiffer

Kanda Yuu

Allen Walker

Alma Karma

Hitsugaya Toushiro

Tiky Mikk

Dark

Attachment gives me fear,fear that ousted death.Because attachment gives me fear of losing it and that makes me scared of death even more- Chidori(persona 3)

There is nothing good or evil in this world, but thinking makes it so- William Shakesphere (Also Final Fantasy Versus 13)

"No matter what happens, I'll keep on moving. Until this life runs out of me, I'll keep on walking" -Allen Walker (D.Gray-man)

Kanda: Che!
Allen : What's with that face, don't act as if I got in your way and caused you to lose them! Besides, I bet the Noah got away because you're such a slowpoke.
Kanda: What was that? It was your punk ass that barged in here like a sloth, later than everyone else. What were you thinking, you slow bean sprout? Che!
Allen : My name's Allen, how many times do I have to say it? Oh yeah, I forgot that your brain's as slow as the rest of you.
Kanda : That's some attitude you've got there. I'll show you who's really the dumb shit here. En Garde, I'll chop off that white hair of yours and sell it to some old geezers!
Allen : Wouldn't selling your black hair get you a better deal?
Kanda: For your insolence, I'll leave only one strand behind. (D.Gray-man)

"When you close your eyes and look at the World, what do you see?" -Lenalee Lee (D.Gray-man)

"Time never waits. It delivers us all equally to the same end." - Pharos (persona 3)

This is my story! It will go the way I want it or I'll end it here!-(Tidus Final Fantasy X)

This is my story and I will make it a good one!-(Yuna Final Fantasy X-2)

"When there's something you can't understand no matter how much you think about it, you can't let yourself brood over it forever." - Allen Walker (D.Gray-man)

"...When everyone comes back, first, I'll say "welcome back" and give everyone a pat on the shoulder. Then I'll hug Lenalee as I tight as I can. As for Allen-kun, I'll make sure there's a ton of food for you to eat. Lavi would probably fall asleep right away, so I'll prepare a blanket for him. Then the older ones would have some wine and make a toast. We'll have a huge party, and then fall asleep. It'll be great. Right about then, even if a little late, Kanda would arrive, and throw a sour look around the room." - Komui Lee (D.Gray-Man)

Red: We've been waiting for you, demons!!
Blue: When the darkness of evil draws near, we appear out of nowhere!!
Yellow: The-3-lights-of-justice-save-the-world-with-courage-and-hope!!
Red: Together...!!
Blue: ...we are...!!
Yellow: ...the Prism Rangers!!
(All three pose together. Lights flash in the background.) Laharl: ...Please, someone normal come out.
Flonne: Cool! Hey, Etna! How about we do our own poses!?
Etna: You serious?
Flonne: You better believe it! Um... But, I have a question for you guys.
Red: A question? Go ahead, shoot!
Flonne: You call yourselves "Prism Rangers", but you only have 3 colors. That's not even enough for a rainbow.
Red: Isn't it obvious? We don't have any friends! Being a hero is a lonely existence!! You got it!?
Etna: Are you sure there's not another reason why you don't have any friends?
Laharl: ...You guys are heroes, aren't you? Why would you want to be Overlords?
Red: We want friends, of course! If we become the Overlords, then we'll have tons of friends!! And the Prism Rangers will have all the colors of the rainbow!! Here we go!! Blue! Yellow! Transfo--
Etna: Bang
(Etna shoots Blue and Yellow, and both fall to the ground)
Red: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!! Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! This can't be happening! Blue and Yellow have been shot...! I can't transform on my own...! Curse you! Shooting before we even have a chance to transform... How inconsiderate! Are you demons!?
Etna: Uh huh.
Red: Oh my gosh! I completely forgot about that!
Laharl: ...Is your helmet on too tight? You should have transformed first, then come out.
Flonne: That's not how it's supposed to be! A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy!
Etna: ...Flonne, which side are you on?
Red: Then I'll just have to play my ace card! The demons I hired will help me!
Laharl: Is it okay for a hero to be using demons?
Red: Of course! Justice must never lose, no matter what the means! Blue! Yellow! Your deaths have awakened a burning passion in my heart!
Etna: Uh, I avoided hitting any vital spots, so they should still be alive...
Red: Evil fiends! Are you ready!? Face the power of justice!! (disgaea)

My awakening is your death knell.-Rozalin (disgaea 2)

"I soon came to the point where I couldn't tell whether the smile on my face was fake or not." -Lavi (D.Gray-man)

I am a being of solitude, everyone is my enemy- Rozalin and Adell (disgaea 2)

Even so, I still want to be a destroyer who can save others. -Allen Walker (D.Gray-man)

I think I may have stolen something I shouldnt have -Daisuke (D.N.Angel)

Tyki: You stripped me to my underwear, don't you think there's something between us?
Allen: I've stripped plenty of guys down to their underwear playing poker. (D.Gray-man)

"No one can escape time. It delivers us all to the same end. You can't plug your ears and cover your eyes- Pharos (persona 3)

You look like a angel but think like a devil! -Dark (D.N.Angel)

Sheril Kamelot: (to Allen and Tyki) "Could you not forget the fact you're currently squashing our Millenium Earl?" (D.Gray-man)

Another day another session of semi-perversion -Asuna (Negima!)

Cross : "A path is something you create as you walk it. The ground you've trodden hardens, and that's what forms your path. You're the only one who can create your own path."(D.Gray-man)

Welcome to the mighty morphing baka rangers -Negi (Negima!)

Kanda: This world is dark and it's so hard to breathe... but in this instant, when I laughed along with you, I felt that breathing just got a little more easier. (D.Gray-man)

You're a team player a save the day superhero.I hate people like you -Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Yuna: (narrating) So much has happened. And I'm sure it's only the beginning. Through the smiles and tears, through the anger... and the laughter that follows... I know that I'll keep changing. This is my story. It'll be a good one. It all began when I saw this sphere of you. (final fantasy x-2)

"You don't need to save the world to find meaning in life. Sometimes all you need is something simple, like someone to take care of."-Aigis(persona 3)

Tanaka: if you break our promise I'll upload your picture to a dating site for ex-convicts. (persona 3)

Shinjiro: No one's attack is more powerful than mine. Healing and support... Tch... I don't do that crap... so don't look at me if you need help. (Persona 3)

I make my living as an elevator attendant, but...I know several effective methods of inflicting pain. Try to hurt me...if you can."- Elizabeth (persona 3)

"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed..."

"There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another."

"It is truly a blessing to understand the forces that guide oneself."

"Only with strength can one endure suffering and torment."

"Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are...death awaits you."-Nyx Avatar (persona 3)

Squall: As long as you don't get your hopes up, you can take anything... You feel less pain. (final fantasy 8)

Squall: I'll be here... I'll be 'waiting' here... I'll be waiting for you, so... If you come here... You'll find me... I promise... (final fantasy 8)

To show my appreciation, I'll only beat them half to death.- Laharl (disgaea)

(answering cell-phone) Hello, dead kid speaking.- Neku Sakuraba The World Ends With You

I’m glad I met you guys. You made me...pick up on things, I probably would’ve just gone on ignoring. "Trust your partner." And I do. I can’t forgive you, but I trust you. You took care of things, right? Otherwise, Shibuya would be gone and my world with it. Hey, did I mention I’ve got friends now? We’re getting together for the first time in a week. See you there...-Neku Sakuraba The World Ends With You

(To Joker, after he reveals why they kidnapped children) "You are not wrong. You fought to protect your world. Isn't that enough? After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves. No one really thinks of others. You will lose everything if you can't keep up. Only two kinds of people exist in this world. Those who steal and those who are stolen from. So then, today, I just stole your future. That's all"- Ciel Phantomhive(Kuroshitsuji)

(While stepping on Grell's face) "Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others"- Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)

"Humans cannot reject temptation. When they are plunged into the depths of despair, likened to hell, they will hold on to anything that may help them escape from the situation they are in, even if it's merely a spider's thread, no matter what sort of humans they are."- Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth." - Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Peace is nothing but a result of war." Heero Yuy (Gundam Wing)

I'm not Superman. So I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on Earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect... a mountain-load of people. -Ichigo (Bleach)

Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health! -Duo Maxwell(Gundam Wing)

Mustang: Nothing's perfect... The world's not perfect. But it's there for us, trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful. (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"All creatures want to believe in something bigger than themselves. They cannot live without blind obedience. And to escape the pressure of that trust, those in whom faith is placed in turn look for someone higher than themselves. And then people in turn look for someone even stronger. That is how all kings are born. That is how all gods are born." Sosuke Aizen(Bleach)

"While it is always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing." Uncle Iroh (Avatar)

"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever."-Mariemaia Kushrenada(Gundam Wing : Endless Waltz)

Sora: "A scattered dream that's like a far of memory... A far of memory that's like a scattered dream... I wanna line the pieces up. Yours and mine." (KH2)

"That ... I ... I reject you, and I reject everything you believe. Why do people lie, it isn't only because they struggle against each other, it's also because there is something that they're seeking. You now want a world without change. How stagnant, you could hardly call it life. The same as a world of memories, just a world that's closed and completed, that's a place I wouldn't want to live in. But forcing your good intentions on others is no different from an evil act." Lelouch(Code Geass)

The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed.- Lelouch(Code Geass)

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

8/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets. (I wish)
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is "It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
You like magic
You like Harry Potter
You're bold
You hate when people think you're the bad guy
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
You couldn't care less about fashion
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

8/10

Ways to annoy Non-Tolkien fans

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

You know you're a Lord of the Rings fan when:

1. Calling everything 'my precious' or you find yourself saying 'gollum, gollum'.

2. Saying it's not missing it's just 'Fallen into the Shadow'.

3. 'Go to Mordor' becomes your substitute for Go to Hell.

4. When somebody tries to help you, you find yourself saying "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

5. You have asked anyone that had something extraordinarily beautiful "Is that elven-made?"

6. You base your decisions on which direction to take by saying "The air is not so foul down here."

7. You justify taking things from others that you want by saying "You cannot wield it!"

8. To convince someone to do something for you, you whine "You owe me your allegiance!"

9. You say "Fool of a Took!" to stupid people.

10. You enjoy walking along a lake or beach and scaring small children by grabbing them and intensely declaring "Do Not Disturb the Water!"

Dear Bullies, You see that 15-year-old girl holding hands with her one-year-old son that you called a slut? She was raped at 13. You see that boy crying that you made fun of for being a cry-baby? His best friend committed suicide last night. You see that girl that you make fun of for having all those bruises? She is abused by her parents. You see that bald woman that you made fun of? She is dying of breast cancer. You see that old man that you called ugly? He got a serious injury to his face in the war. You see that man that you made fun of for having all those burns? He ran into a burning hospital to save his dead daughter. You see that girl that you called fat? She is starving herself. You see that boy you called stupid? He has Down Syndrome. Like this journal and re-post if you are against bullying. I bet that few of you will re-post this journal. But I did.

Fuck all abortions!

Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
3. When you are confused, I will use little words.
4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.
I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''
I promise to remember Tyson
When a friend sticks by my side.
I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.
I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me a fight.
I promise to remember Bianca
When I see someone scold their younger brother.
I promise to remember Nico
When I see someone who doesn't get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.
I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
Whenever my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
Whenever I see someone working metal
I promise to remember Silena
Whenever a friend takes one for the team.
I promise to remember Micheal Yew
Whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
Whenever I see someone playing hand games
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
Whenever I see a cloth in flames
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someone's smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

AWESOME QUOTES

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the workd wonder how you did it!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I didn't slap you, I just high-fived your face

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tommorrow doesn't look good either.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are 3 types of people in this world: those who can do math and those who can't.

Don't worry about the people of your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Rules only apply if you're caught

I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

"Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Today I realized, if you are what you eat, Voldemort is a unicorn"

"Pain is your friend, it tells you when you're seriously injured, it keeps you awake and angry but the best thing about it is it lets you know that you're alive."

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."

"When it rains on my parade, I burst out the Slip-and-Slide!"

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door"

"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder"

"If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever"

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"

"Smile! It confuses people."

"People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it."

"What happens when you get scared half to death twice?"

"Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on Ebay"

"Money doesn't grow on trees. If it did, then I would be outside raking."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it"

"Straight is something crooked that was bent"

"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."

"Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness."

"There will always be one more step to take, and there will always be something more to change"

"There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!"

"If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I do not do drugs. I do sugar."

"Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional..."

"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!"

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh 'cause you're the same

“The sky’s the limit.” “Then why are there footsteps on the moon?”

"I too often see people going around, killing catepillers, then complain there aren't enough butterflies"

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed."

"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then you find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party."

"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it."

"When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cuz all the grandmothers would say, 'Your next!' That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals."

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject"

"Our odds are more invisible than a particle of dust.” “One can always see many particles of dust in the light though.”

"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up"

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor"

"With every step we take... we molest Earth."

"You're not angry at the action, you're angry that the explanation makes more sense then you do!"

"You're just jealous that no matter WHAT you do, I look better doing it, then you do, when you do it... so there!"

"Friends will say: 'You deserve better' Best friends will be prank call him and say: 'You will die in seven days'"

"When life gives you lemons you squirt them in peoples eyes"

"I swear to drunk I'm not God."

"You're dead! D-E-D dead!"

"Friends will help you up when you fall. Best friends will laugh and push you down again."

"I'm not crazy! Stop saying that!...I'm just not normal..."

"I look slightly more ridiculous than usual!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. And If you think this will rhyme...you're wrong."

"I'm not going to waste a perfectly good comeback on you now, but don't think I don't have one. Oh yes, it's time will come!"

"If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge than baffle them with you bullshit."

"To be or not to be...isn't the damn question."

"You only live twice, or so it seems. One life for yourself, and one for your dreams."

"I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not."

"Smile! It makes people wonder what you're thinking"

An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth over-doing.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

Keep on talking and maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.

Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me...

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Everything is okay in the end, if it isn’t okay, then it’s not the end.

When nothing goes right... go left.

Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about.

Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it never worked with anyone else.

Nobody is worth your tears, and the people who are won’t make you cry.

Life is a journey, not a destination. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Be yourself because there is no one like you

What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you Give her your attention
When she pull's away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she say's that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

Children's Asprin: Warning- Keep Away From Children.

Curling Iron: Warning- Do not use while sleeping.

Candle: Warning- A burning candle is fire.

Frozen Pizza: Warning- Do not eat before cooking.

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning- Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado.

Frisbee: Warning- May Contain Small Parts.

Butcher Knife: Warning- Keep Out of Children.

Railroad Sign: Warning- Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Hair Coloring: Warning- Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Sleeping Pills: Warning- May Cause Drowsiness.

Puzzle: Warning- Some Assembly Required.

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

GIRLS RULE!!!

Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name!
Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: I can tell you want me.
Girl: Oh, you're so right, I want you to leave.

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous.
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger?

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection.

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking.

Man: If we were the last people n Earth, then will you be mine?
Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.

Life is like chess. We start out as pawns, the lowest rank in society but as we go through our lives most of us advance to become rooks, knights and bishops. Those who work hard with strategy become the kings and queens, at the top of the chessboard. Yet some are too careless and get everything taken away from them by the lower levels and end up becoming what they once were, pawns. When their lives are finished, the game resets, waiting for the next generation to make the same moves... but who knows, there may be some unexpected turns to change all that. If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices!
1) Re-post and show you care!
2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down and cold-heart!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost this on your profile or you are going to die.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.